War for the Multiverse: Opening
Sitting on the edge on a railway over the highway bridge was a girl wearing a black zip-up hoodie, tank top, leggings, choker, and sketchers, all of it black, mostly because she was edgy like that. Her dark brunette hair hangs low as her legs move back and forth to the beat of her headset that plays the kind of music most wouldn't listen to. "Blood, blood, blood, pour mud through my veins, shut your dirty-dirty mouth I'm not that insane-" She looks into your face "Oh, sup!" she greets you "You guys must be the audience. I know what you might be thinking. What is this lady doing sitting at the edge of a bridge, talking to the person who can't really talk to her, ripping off that one scene from Deadpool?" She kept going "Hey, listen, nothing is original anymore. Even if it is, then I probably had no clue it was already done."
"Hey Beth, who are you talking to?" A girl with lighter hair and glasses came up, looking of Hispanic descent.
"I'm talking to the people who are going to be reading this." Beth gestures to the readers.
The girl looks at the audience, but looks at Beth as though she were crazy "... Okay then, well… ahem…" the girl walks off.
"Sofia, c'mon, I'm not on… D. R. U. G. S." Beth spells it out, not wanting to let the audience hear what she was talking about… unfortunately some of them can read, so she wasn't that slick.
"You seem to be." Sofia responds.
Beth gave a 'seriously?' expression before pulling a flashlight out, turned it on, and aimed at her eyes "Then why are my eyes dilating?"
"... You're right, you're right." Sofia responds, ready to drop it.
"Great… and now… the fanfic series. HIT IT!"