Got this little short done thanks to a meme I saw about double-meanings. It doesn't have much plot and it's a little spicier than a T rating, but here you go. Let me know what you think.
I'm slowly getting back into writing, which means the pending stories will get updates soon.
Disclaimer: The Plum universe belongs to JE. The typos are my mistake. Oops!
Ranger's POV
I could hear the chattering of teeth despite Rex running furiously on his wheel as soon as I closed and relocked the front door.
"Babe." I arched an eyebrow in question, despite knowing Stephanie wouldn't be able to see it in the near darkness of her bedroom.
"Yo." Her curls dangled out of the hood of the oversized hoodie when Babe's head jerked suddenly at the sound of my voice.
I flicked the light on so that I would be able to really soak in the scene before me.
"Ugh." Blue eyes squinted at the unexpected brightness as Babe grumbled in obvious discomfort.
"Care to fill me in on what this is?" I asked, amused. Not only was Stephanie wearing a hooded sweatshirt in bed, but she'd also stuffed herself inside of a sleeping bag. As if that weren't enough, Babe had her thick blanket over herself. Lastly, the small throw blanket she keeps draped over the back of her couch served as the final layer of her current sleeping arrangement.
While I waited for Stephanie to fill me in, I shrugged out of my Rangeman jacket. Draping it over the back of what has become officially my chair, I shot a glance at Babe over my left shoulder. She needs a nudge whenever she's not inclined to share her unique way of thinking.
"There wa-was this ca-cat on the fire es-sss-cape…" Stephanie began, shifting onto her left side so she'd be able to look at me when I sat on my chair.
"Go on." I urged, flashing what she likes to call my 'almost smile' as I unlaced my boots.
"So the ca-ca-cat…" Her gaze raked over me as I kicked off my boots and moved on to remove my socks. "…was me-me-meowing." Stephanie explained it was a distressing sound. "…I opened the win-window…" I nodded, understanding Babe's unique intrinsic need to help. "The win-window got st-uh-uck."
"Ah." Of course, Steph tries to do a good deed and ends up getting the short end of the stick. "Why didn't you call me?" I asked, standing up to cross the room.
"You-uu were wor-working." Was as much insight into Stephanie's mind as I was going to get about this incident. "I tr-tried." She defended once I slid the window closed. Of course, I engaged the lock before I closed the curtains.
"That window required a hefty shove." I agreed as I yanked my long sleeve Rangeman shirt over my head.
"How-how are you nah-not co-cold?" Babe pouted as she watched me shift around the room.
My first go-to was to reposition her mini portable electric heater so that it would face solely Babe's side of the bed. Next, I adjusted the covers before I safely stashed my weapons on the night-side table on my side of the bed. Once that was taken care of, I placed my cell next to hers on the wireless charging pads. My cargo pants were the last item on my mental checklist. I left them on my chair before I slipped under the covers.
"You-uu di-didn't turn oo-off the li-light." Babe groaned into the side of my neck as I wrapped my arms around her.
"I'll get the light once you're all relaxed and toasty." I promised.
"Goh-got any id-ideas?" Stephanie teased right back.
"Yes." I pressed a kiss to her right temple before filling her in on my skin to skin plan of attack.
Unzipping the sleeping bag, Stephanie's arms wrapped around my shoulders as soon as she was no longer confined. Slipping my hands under the hens of both the sweater and shirt she was wearing, I began an up and down massage along the length of her spine.
Babe's smiling lips pressed a nipping kiss on my neck long moments later. "Me pones caliente, Ranger." Stephanie confessed, grinning even wider with pride. She was able to speak without chattering teeth and as an added bonus her pronunciation of the Spanish phrase was spot on.
Except, Stephanie had no idea of the double meaning behind her statement.
"I didn't say 'you make me hot, Ranger'?" Babe pouted against my skin, obviously letdown that she didn't get it quite right.
"You did…" Smirking, I shared that what she said had a very sexual insinuation.
"Ohhh…" Babe groaned, burying her face against the crook of my neck in embarrassment. "Did I just say that you make me horny?" Steph asked once it fully sunk in.
"Babe." Best to confirm her fear and not beat around the bush.
"Stupid lingo." She muttered. "I even translated it in my head beforehand so it would make sense. Ugh."
"Honestly, your pronunciation is on point." I praised, telling her I was proud of her accomplishments. She likes to joke that she can't master the English language most days, yet I like to remind her that she should give herself more credit. Stephanie has a solid grasp of the Spanish language basics in such a short time.
"Mmm." Stephanie grumbled, but stayed put and allowed me to continue my warming process as she settled fully atop me.
"Babe?" I called out when it seemed she'd fallen asleep several minutes later.
"Hmmm?" Her voice sounded almost like a purr as she wiggled above me.
"Me pones caliente, Babe." Immediately, her head reared back to be able to look at me. I smiled at her reaction.
"You always want." She accused in a mock reprimand. In retaliation, she slipped her still slightly cold hands between our bodies and pressed them on my lower abs.
"Only about ninety-nine point nine percent of the time with you." I teased right back as I continued my rewarming attempts, effectively plastering her against me.
Minutes later I knew that Stephanie was sufficiently warm, because instead of trying to press herself against me to soak in my body heat she began a torturous sliding motion above me. Instinctively, my hips thrust up. Twin moans tumbled out in sync as my cock brushed against her covered groin.
"Stephanie." I moaned even before her right hand slid lower to wrap around my throbbing cock.
"You started it." She accused good-naturedly while stroking me from base to tip.
"Me?" Laughter bubbled out of my lips, the sound quickly morphing into a pleasure filled groan when she swiped her thumb over my throbbing head.
"Yup." Stephanie punctuated the p by pressing her lips against my chest, skimming her mouth over my heated flesh in time to her delicious strokes. "You keep fondling my boobs on every pass."
My grin was unwavering as I did exactly that, using my thumbs to tease the undersides of her breasts on my ascent on her back. What can I say? I'm an opportunist through and through. I continued the teasing caresses, just as she kept on with her delicious torture. It didn't take long for the heat to evenly disperse within her, urging Babe to shed her clothes so that we could be equally naked now that the room is considerably warmer.
"Stephanie." I moaned when in one fell swoop, she straddled me fully as she shrugged the mountains of blankets off of her shoulders. Her clothes were gone in seconds, which was impressive considering my hands were occupied re-exploring her creamy flesh to be of much help. "Babe." My lustful groan was loud as she hovered over my needy cock. God, if I'm not careful things will be over even before they fully start. Not wanting to derail our fun, I worked on bringing myself back from the edge.
Of course, Stephanie had other plans. Dual moans mixed in the otherwise silent bedroom as she swiftly sank down my thick, hard cock. Babe pretty much straddled my lap, sank on my throbbing erection and set a delicious pace. Watching her move above me with her upper body thrown back and her hands wrapped around my ankles was a beautifully erotic scene. I'm so proud of Stephanie for breaking down the instilled barriers and restraints that the Burg weighed her down with over three decades. Her gained confidence allows her to be more open in her needs and wants. She's grown so much this past year and not just professionally. I'm always thrilled when she takes charge.
I looked my fill while teasing her with periodic swipes across her clit. The response to my added stimulation was immediate, her moans reaching newer decibels while her hips lost their rhythm. Wanting to prevent a funjury, like Steph calls them, I sat up to wrap my arms around her waist. With my help, Babe righted herself with ease. Her hands trailed up my arms, a playful smile stretching her lips as she splayed her palms over my biceps. The new position elicited another round of strangled moans as we plastered our torsos together. Stephanie's fingers dug into my skin as we moved in tandem. Combining our movements meant extra pleasure as we worked towards our common goal.
Babe crushed her lips to mine, kissing me deeply as a silent indication that she was close. Her fingers speared through my hair as her hands held my head in place during our heated kiss. It took us a long time to be together and sometimes we still forget that there's no rush.
That lopsided grin that is equal parts innocence and mischief made an unexpected appearance on Stephanie's tempting lips as I tightened my hold, keeping her in place while I thrust up.
When she buried her face against the crook of my neck, it was her silent indication that she was about to crack.
But instead of reaching the finish line, I pulled out and flipped our positions.
"Ranger!" Fiery blue daggers stared up at me. Denying her has never been easy, yet I'm not starting now. No, I'm just delaying her pleasure. It'll be a lot more intense this way. We've both been extremely busy these past three weeks, leading to very limited free time. This is probably the first time in weeks where we're both on the same page and have enough time to indulge ourselves. Of course I'm going to draw this out a bit longer.
"Babe." I flashed her my widest grin before I leaned down to press my mouth over hers. Our kiss morphed from a playful nipping type kiss to a desperate one. Our tongues tangled as our hands began roaming in sexy exploration. Stephanie was looking for payback, which told me that it was on. She's going to temp my control every step of the way.
We continued to kiss and caress each other until Babe wrenched her lips away from mine, gasping for breath and letting out a strangled moan as my fingers plunged into her slick folds.
Her face pressed against the side of my neck as I stroked her. I could feel the hot puffs of air against my skin and heard the muffled moans as she got wetter. I brought her to the brink several times, before quickly easing her back down. By the third go around, Stephanie was ready to take matters into her own hands. If she got her way, I'd be blowing my load in a nanosecond. Instead, I beat her to the punch. Reaching for her hands, I covered her much smaller ones with my larger hands as I guided her arms up over her head. Delivering another toe curling kiss was the perfect distraction as I kept her pinned to the bed. Babe was trying to dominate the liplock when I plunged back into her tight heat.
My mouth slanted down over hers as my hips picked up the pace after my initial drawn out entrance. Our kisses were almost ferocious as our hands continued their re-exploration of the other. My hands roamed her torso, landing on her breasts and squeezing the undersides as my thumbs swiped over her hardened nipples. Her hands reached between us briefly, wrenching a guttural moan from me, before she trailed her fingertips up my abs to trail the groves of each muscle. Over and over we kissed and touched every inch we know will further rile up the other. Two can play for sure.
Steph's cry seeking relief sent waves of electricity to wash over me as she held onto my shoulders. Her inner muscles contracted deliciously as her breathy moans reached new levels. Despite wanting relief myself, I pushed for more. Our bodies were slicked with sweat as I continued to thrust myself into her heated flesh. I continued the fast and deep pumps until my control snapped.
"Stephanie... Babe." I encouraged her to let go with me. I latched onto a moving breast, quickly sucking a hardened nipple into my mouth. I delivered a series of quick tongue swipes as I kept up my unrelenting drive. "Babe!" The orgasm finally shattered me, bathing my entire body as Babe followed me into the abyss.
Breathing hard, I reversed our positions so that I wouldn't crush her. Our unmoving forms cooled before our breathing normalized. My hand reached for hers before she could dive under the covers again. Her reassuring squeeze caused heat to spread through my chest. A smile tugged at my lips as I closed my eyes in an effort to fully settle my racing heartbeat. I want to kick my own ass for how long I fought against what I knew would make me happier.
"I think you can turn the light off now." Stephanie being Babe, poked my ribs as she pointed out that we made a mess.
"I'm very good in the shower." I declared as I scooped her in my arms to dash towards the bathroom. Knowing Babe, she won't be able to fall asleep until we're clean and cozy.
"You four minutes good?" She arched an eyebrow as the ticking clock reminded us that in this building you're lucky to get more than four minutes of hot water.
"Babe." I gave her my megawatt smile as I got to work, proving once again that I'm extremely capable of getting a job done in half the time when I'm properly motivated.
According to the urban dictionary, a funjury is an injury sustained during a sexual encounter.