Well its time for the chunin exams *sigh*
why is everything so boring -_-
as i continue to walk back to konoha with my team and we reached the gates and after entering the village i played ninja with konohamaru and the same situation happens with the suna siblings and then...
body flickers behind kankuro and then puts a kunai to his neck*
leave the 3rd hokage's grandson alone or else
that was the time I saw gaara and sasugay decided to act cool
that idiot
after some time kakashi decided to submit our forms in the chunin exams *sighs*
after this my mission should be to train team 7 as a anbu commander and the hokage should reveal my position
after entering the chunin exams and passing through the illusion and doing the written exam then it's time for the forest of death
after entering the forest of death and me instantly getting the other scroll and then being attacked by orochimaru...
Orochimaru gives sasugay a hicky and then sasuke moaning and saying 'yes daddy'
pause
god: who tf wrote this script tell me imma kill him
TRY AGAIN
orochimaru giving sasuke the cursemark
and then me beating him with my
FIRE STYLE : MYGISTIC DESTROYER FLAME
I love the jutsu imma just spam the shit out of it
now reaching the tower and meeting iruka and then all the normal stuff happens
well it's me vs kiba
... hahahhahahahahahahhaha
I kicked him out of the arena literally
all the others happened the same as canon
me vs neji
let's just say he won't have kids anymore
flashback
constantly kicking neji in the nuts with enhancement*
flashback end
well good times garra still transformed into shikaku but I dealt with him using a kyubi clone and orochimaru... see for yourself
using every damn fire jutsu on orochimaru and uses all killing ash bone in the end
well let's say sasuke won't go rouge :)
god:... I think I chose the wrong person
darkrai: yes you did
god: HOW TF ARE YOU HERE AGAIN I INCREASED THE SECURITY
darkrai: because I am me and me is you
god *confused af*
darkrai: end no jutsu
god: Nuuuuuuuuu
status
name:Naruto Uzumaki
age:12
rank: god currently suppressed (kage level)
level: 150
Hp: 5000/5000
mp: 1500000/1500000
Str: 250
spd:320
wis:450
int:500
cha: 100
luck: infinite