Bonded
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee,
And I don't believe it's fair to criticize the dead based on their actions in life.
Chapter 1: First Meeting
On the night, Noah Puckerman turned thirty. He had invited all his friends over to his house. After Kurt Anderson, his husband, Blaine, and their two-year-old daughter Tracy arrived. He spent fifteen minutes trying to avoid Tracy because she reminded him of Beth at that age. Then Tracy screams and storms over to Noah, yelling, "I'm not Aunt Beth, dummy! Stop trying to avoid me!" Then, Noah knelt down to Tracy's level and hugged her before breaking down.
While he cries, Tracy whispers, "Pick me up and take me to your room. I know Nana Shelby's new number." Noah only let Kurt see that he stopped crying as he took Tracy to his bedroom.
Soon, the others hear Noah yell, "She's, my daughter! Shelby, you can't keep me away from her forever! I am not like my dad, and I am a better man!"
Then Tracy yells, "Nana Shelby, Nono misses Aunt Beth so much, he couldn't stand to look at me today! Now, you let Nono talk to Aunt Beth!" Soon they hear someone throwing things around as Noah walks out of the room.
As Tracy throws things around in Noah's bedroom, Noah chuckles as he says to Blaine, "Santana, Rachel, and Quinn, all call her She-Puck, behind her back. Don't worry about the stuff in there, I can replace everything. Is it okay if she stays the night here?" Kurt soon leaves, and comes back with an overnight bag.
Then he whispers, "She saw some pictures Santana had of Sarah and Quinn when they were kids. We never told her about Beth being your daughter. She knew as soon as she saw the pictures. She wants you to be her Godfather and Quinn to be her Godmother. Her favorite movie characters are Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff."
Noah chuckles and says, "Sarah would call me Bubba Hulk when she was that age, and I doubt you'll want me as her Godfather after I show you and your dad my gun closet."
As Tracy walks out of Noah's room, Noah shows Burt and Kurt his gun closet. Burt chuckles and whispers, "Damn, Puck, you do realize I lied about having a rifle and flamethrower, right?"
Noah looks at Kurt as he gawks at the guns and says, "I'm glad you're not with my ma, right now." as he elbows Burt.
Burt chuckles and whispers, "Me too, Puck, me too."
Then Blaine comes up to the men and says, "Same here, Puck. Kurt and I will be going to see Rachel tomorrow." Then Tracy came up to Noah yawning. Noah took Tracy back to his bedroom and noticed it was clean. He saw a trash bag half full and looks in it after tucking Tracy in. The bag was pretty heavy and had to weigh half as much as he did. Noah never asked Kurt or Blaine about it, he just thought it was all in his head.
Soon Noah and Tracy were alone in bed and Tracy snuggled up to Noah in her sleep. As Noah falls asleep, he whispers to himself, "I love you, Tracy."
And Tracy says in her sleep, " I love you, too, Nono."
As Noah woke up in the morning, he heard someone using his weight bench. He goes to his weight room and sees Tracy using his weights. He runs behind the bench and Tracy says, "Chill, Nono, I've been lifting these type of weights for six months. This is the first time I lifted the bar with the heaviest weights. Everybody but you and Dada knew about it. Sorry, I trashed out your room. Papa got me into this to keep me from trashing out my room. I'm streaming this with your phone on Facebook because Dada doesn't understand why the kids at school run away from me. Uncle Jake and Papa were the only ones that saw me fight with the other kids on Halloween." Then Tracy stops and Noah put the bar back after he ends the stream.
Soon Blaine calls Noah, as he answers the call he hears Kurt yelling, "Blaine, are you crazy? Tracy is not Lauren Zizes and I can't believe you would allow her to do that! Wait, who are you on...?" Blaine abruptly ends the call as Noah chuckles.
Soon Noah takes Tracy to his kitchen and she says, "I like fruit smoothies with loaded bacon sandwiches."
Noah sits her on the bar and says, "I don't have turkey bacon. Is the real stuff, okay?"
Tracy chuckles and says, "I like the real stuff, Nono. Mama Rachel and Dada Kurt want me to eat turkey bacon, but I like the real stuff. Your mom saw me eating with Dada Kurt and Papa Blaine once and said I eat like you."
Noah chuckles as he fixes them breakfast, then says, "You know, Uncle Jake sent me a video of a little girl in a homemade She-Hulk costume fighting ten boys at once and I know Auntie Tana is more bark than bite, but she still held her own as a kid."
Tracy giggles and says, "Dada and Papa call her Auntie She-Hulk behind her back and call you Pop-Eye or G. I. Joe. Grandpa Burt calls you Junior around me because I call you Uncle Hulk and him Grandpa Hulk."
Noah almost burns himself cooking as he says, "Tell Grandpa Burt, I dare him to call me Junior around your parents, Tracy."
Tracy giggles again, then says, "He already did when I was streaming my workout. He's the one that is coming to get me. I'm glad you have today off from flying because I hate having to stay home with either of my grandparents while my parents are at work. I mean, I love my grandparents, but since all the kids here know I have two dads. I get teased a lot. Sometimes it is hard to control my anger around them when I'm with my grandparents or parents. That's another reason I'm called Little She-Hulk. That night I fought those jerks I couldn't take it anymore, Nono."
As Noah finished fixing their breakfast. he says, "I bullied your Dada Kurt until we joined Glee Club, Tracy and was always a jerk to him even after we became friends. The Air Force made me a better man and helped me be a better friend to him."
After breakfast Tracy asks, "Nono, if your mom was my nana? Would you still have been a jerk to my dada?"
Noah chuckles and says, "Yes. Tracy, I was a butthead as a kid. Your Uncle Finn was my best friend and if it wasn't for him. I wouldn't be here talking to the cutest little princess I've ever seen." Then Tracy glares at him in a way that makes him chuckle.
Chapter 2 should be up soon.