Author's Note: Who could have guessed, I'm trying the shuffled concept again. Though this time I have xtremexavier15 as my co-writer. Pretty much all the eliminations are planned and the seasons are as well. Combine that with the fact I didn't use a randomizer this time, hopefully I'll finally be able to finish this story.

"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now! Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good." Chris introduces.

We then cut to the campfire area where Chris holds a stick with a marshmallow.

"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food and each other." Chris continues.

"Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island." Chris finishes.

(After theme song)

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little , that's probably why. Beth, what's up?" Chris says as a boat pulls up with Beth in it, who ran up to Chris and hugged him.

"It's so credulous to meet you! Wow. You're much shorter in real life." Beth said.

"Uh, thanks," Chris responded. "Sup Rodney." Chris introduces as a boat pulls up with Rodney in it.

"Nothing much. Hey, are you sure this is the right place?" Rodney greets the host.

"This is it, Camp Wawanakwa." Chris explains happily.

"It looked a lot different on the application form." Rodney muttered looking around.

Another boat pulled up with a teenage girl named Amy.

"Hey Amy what's up." Chris greets the volleyball girl.

"So we're gonna stay here?" Amy asked incredulously.

"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way." Chris explains with a smile on his face.

"Like I signed up for this." Amy proclaims angrily.

"Actually you kinda did." Chris argued with a smirk holding up a contract.

"Ugh fine, I'll stay." Amy huffed. "I should've read the contract closely."

"Good choice." Chris said.

Another boat showed up with a teenage boy named Shawn.

"Chris! Are you sure that there won't be anything of the supernatural around this area?" Shawn hastily asked after running up to him.

"Shawn of the Dead. Welcome to the island, man." Chris welcomed the conspiracy nut.

"Hello, but what about my question?" Shawn pondered on.

"I'm pretty sure aliens and ghosts don't exist," Amy said, crossing her arms.

Shawn ignored her. "You never know."

A boat pulls up with Sky on it.

Sky, what's up?" Chris says as a boat pulls up with Sky in it.

"Nothing much, I thought we were staying in a resort." Sky said.

"Yeah there was a change of plans." Chris explained.

"Alright then." Sky shrugged before grabbing her bags and heading to the dock.

Another boat shows up with a teenage girl named Heather in sunglasses.

"Heather." Chris introduced.

Rodney and Shawn looked in fear at Heather, Sky gave a blank look, while Amy crossed her arms in disinterest and Beth walked to Heather.

"Hi! Looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks!" Beth introduces oblivious to the fact that Heather was grossed out by her spitting.

Suddenly everyone heard rock music and turned to see a teenager Duncan with his foot on a beatbox heading torwards the campgrounds on a boat.

Duncan then jumped off the boat and looked at his surroundings with a sneer.

"Duncan dude glad you could make it." Chris said happily not caring about the gaze Duncan was giving him.

"I don't like surprises." Duncan said threateningly holding up a fist.

"Yeah you're parole officer warned me about that dude. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvie." Chris explained with a smirk.

"Okay then." Duncan sniffs with a smirk.

"Meet you at the campfire gorgeous." Duncan flirts with Heather.

"Drop dead you skeeze." Heather exclaimed angrily.

The sound of the ship's horn blew as the next camper would be arriving in an unusual manner. Trailing behind the vehicle on water skis was Lightning.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning!" Chris announced.

Lightning jumped from his skis to the dock. "Lightning is here to win, and nobody's gonna get it my way!" He then struck a pose. "Sha-BAM!"

The contestants that had arrived either looked at him with annoyance or boredom.

"Wicked entrance, bro!" Chris fist bumped Lightning.

"Don't you know it," Lightning bragged as he walked to the campers.

Chris then hears loud breathing and turns to see a teenager named Harold peering over Chris himself. "Welcome to camp, Harold."

Harold didn't say anything and continued to look around, leading Beth to ask "What's he staring at?"

"So, you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold questions.

"You got it." Chris confirms.

"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills." Harold cheers to himself.

"Contestant Number Ten is Mike." Chris introduces the teenager named Mike to the others.

"Hi guys I'm Mike." Mike rubbed the back of his head as he went over to the rest of the contestants.

"Hey Mike, I'm Sky. Nice to meet you." Sky waved to Mike.

"Thanks." Mike said happily.

"Everybody, this is Lindsay," Chris told everyone as the boat dropped the next contestant off.

"Hi! Hey, you look so familiar," Lindsay told the host.

"I'm Chris McLean." Lindsay was still stumped, so Chris emphasized it. "The host of the show."

"Oh that's where I know you from," Lindsay said.

Chris was unamused. "Uh, yeah."

Lindsay walked up to the others. "Hi everyone."

"Sup girl," Lightning flexed his bicep.

"Hi, I'm Beth," Beth waved to Lindsay.

"Hey," Lindsay waved back.

"Okay, we've all met blondie. Can we get on with the show, please?" Heather impatiently spoke.

"That girl has a fiery personality," Rodney whispered to Harold.

Soon another boat shows up with Noah on it.

"Our next camper is Noah." Chris introduces Noah.

"You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?" Noah asked pessimistically.

"Pretty sure someone did." Chris shrugged.

"Good. Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked.

"No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party." Duncan sarcastically commented with a smirk.

"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?" Noah asks with pessimism.

Duncan then grabs Noah's lip angrily. "Yeah you want one?"

"No thanks can I have my lip back please?" Noah asks, making Duncan let go of Noah's lip. "Thanks."

Chris then heard a humming voice, making him turn around. "Ella is here everybody."

"Hello there." Ella told everyone as a flock of birds followed her. "I hope we can get to know each other well."

Harold walked up to Ella. "I've never seen a girl like you in real life."

"Whatever do you mean?" Ella pursed her lips.

"You're really chirpy, and how did you get those birds to follow you?" Harold continued.

"I was singing to pass the time, and my voice must've attracted them to me," Ella answered.

"That must not be strange to you," Rodney said.

Soon another boat shows up carrying Sadie, who got off the boat with her bags.

"Sadie, welcome to your new home for the next eight weeks." Chris said.

"Ok, I've always wanted to go to summer camp, and now that I'm here, I can experience it," Sadie cheered before dashing off to the others.

"It's lovely to see that you're happy here," Ella complimented the girl.

"I know. This is gonna be fun," Sadie cheered.

Soon a boat pulled up with Jo on it.

"The next person here is Jo." Chris said.

Jo then spoke to the rest of the cast "Stay outta my way if you value your kiwis."

"Is that a threat, I don't take very kindly to threats." Heather said angrily.

"Oh no I'm so scared whatever will I do?" Jo smirked.

Sky begins speaking "Alright you two, calm down, let's not fight on the first day."

A boat shows up with Ezekiel on it, he then jumps off.

"Ezekiel, what's up man?" Chris greeted him.

Ezekiel looked up to the sky. "I think I see a bird."

Mike snickered at this.

Chris decided to give him advice. "Okay. Look dude, I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?"

"Yes sir." Ezekiel said before heading to the end of the dock.

"Uhh… yeah wow!" Shawn remarked to Ezekiel's ignorance.

Another boat shows up and it ends up being Cody.

"Cody! The Codster, the Code Meister!" Chris says pointing finger guns at Cody.

"Dude psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." Cody said happily looking around happily at the girls.

Cody turned back to say something to Sadie, but Sadie beat him to it. "It's nice to see you too."

Soon a boat pulled up with Eva on it.

"Eva. Nice. Glad you could make it." Chris said.

Eva walked up to the cast and dropped her bag onto Cody's foot, who winced and grabbed his foot out. "What's in there? Dumbbells?"

"Yes," Eva monotonously answered.

"She's all yours, man," Lightning said to Rodney.

Soon another boat shows up carrying Owen.

"Woohoo! Chris! What's happenin'?!" Owen laughs. "This is awesome! Woohoo!"

"Owen! Welcome!" Chris introduced him.

Owen grabbed Chris into a hug, which suffocated him a little. "Awesome to be here, man! Yeah! Man, this is just so...

"Awesome?" Amy rolled her eyes.

"Yes! Awesome! Whoooo!" Owen cheered. "Are you gonna be on my team?"

Amy was still annoyed. "Gee I wonder… not," Amy whispered the last part.

Owen then let out a loud whoop.

"You about finished?" an annoyed Chris asked.

"Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched!" Owen apologized.

"And here comes Courtney." Chris introduces as Courtney shows up in a boat waving to the other campers, Chris then helped her down from the boat.

"Thank you. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all." Courtney introduces herself.

"How's it going, I'm Owen." Owen said happily, shaking Courtney's hand.

"Nice to meet you Owen." Courtney said happily.

Soon another boat shows up with Brick on it.

"Our next camper is Brick everyone." Chris said happily.

"Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty!" Brick saluted.

"Glad to see that you could make it." Chris smirked.

"Cadet training has prepared me for this." Brick said. "I won't give up."

The final boat pulled up with Dawn on it.

"Dawn, good to see you." Chris said happily.

Dawn then walks over to the contestants "Greetings everyone I am Dawn it is so nice to meet you all."

Dawn then stood next to Lindsay and began speaking to him "Your aura is an exceptional yellow oh but it suits you though."

"Thanks," Lindsay beamed, but then got confused. "What's an aura?"

"Alright campers it's time to take your picture." Chris said.

"But this dock is starting to become unstable we should probably not do that." Dawn protested.

"Fine, whatever. Meet me at the campfire at ten minutes." Chris told the contestants.

We then cut to Chris and the twenty two campers at the campfire.

"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000 dollars!" Chris explained.

"Excuse me? What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan said.

"They're not co-ed, are they?" Heather asked incredulously.

"Noooo. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other." Chris said.

"Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asked.

"That's not really how it works here, and it's Chris," Chris reminded her.

"Let's just get on with this." Amy mumbled.

"Aww, c'mon guys! It'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover!" Owen encouraged everyone while hugging Amy and Ezekiel.

"You won't have to sleep next to him since you're a girl," Ezekiel whispered to Amy while looking at Duncan, who was giving a deer a noogie.

"Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there." Chris said.

"Rodney, Dawn, Mike, Sky, Lightning, Amy, Duncan, Eva, Shawn, Lindsay, and Harold move to your right." Chris said which the aforementioned people did.

"You guys will be the Killer Bass." Chris said, giving Harold a red banner with a bass on it.

"Awesome, it's like amazing." Harold said in awe.

"The rest of you Ella, Noah, Courtney, Brick, Beth, Owen, Heather, Ezekiel, Jo, Cody, and Sadie you guys are now the Screaming Gophers." Chris announced as he threw a green banner with a gopher on it to Sadie.

"Yay I'm a Gopher." Sadie said happily.

"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris explains.

Confessional:

"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest." Chris explained in the confessional.

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"I feel like this confessional is the perfect place to meditate." Dawn said.

—-

"I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?" Lindsay pondered white facing the opposite direction.

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"I may be the strongest player here," Brick admitted. "but don't worry. I'm also comfortable with teamwork."

Confessionals End

"All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west." Chris said.

We cut to the girl cabins where the girls on the Gophers are unpacking.

"Bunk Beds? Isn't this a little summer camp?" Heather asked incredulously.

"That's the idea queen bee." Jo rudely replied as she bumped into her.

"Oh shut up sweat girl." Heather said angrily.

Cody came inside and walked up to Jo. "You're so smart. I feel that."

Jo glared at the geek. "Shouldn't you be on the boys' side?"

A few seconds later, Cody was flung outside, and he landed on the grass next to Ezekiel, who chose to walk to his cabin.

"Where are the outlets I have to plug in my straightening iron?" Amy asked angrily.

"There are some in the communal bathrooms. Just across the way." Chris explains.

"Communal bathrooms? But...I'm not Catholic…" Lindsay says confused.

"It means we shower together." Sky informed her.

Lindsay was sad about the communal bathroom "Aww, no! C'mon!" Lindsay moaned.

Brick, Noah, and Owen were watching the commotion in their cabin.

"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys! Know what I mean?" Owen told the two, who quickly went back inside. "I mean, no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! I just don't want to sleep near them! I mean…"

Mike then begins speaking to Chris "Excuse me, Chris? Is there, uh, a chaperone of any kind in this facility here?" Mike asked curiously.

"You're all teenagers, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So other than myself. You'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting now." Chris explained happily.

"Okay then." Mike shrugged.

Then a loud high-pitched scream sounds throughout the camp.

Various campers investigate and Noah remarks, "This is the second time now."

It's revealed to be Lindsay, on a stool trying to distance itself from a cockroach. "What is it? Kill it! Kill it!"

Rodney sees it and screams and jumps onto a bunk, which breaks it. "That," Dawn sighs, "was my bunk."

Some of the campers tried to kill the bug, while the others tried to avoid it.

Untill Ella whistled a tune, which caused the others to stop screaming and the bug to come over to Ella, who swooped it up with her hand. "That's a better way to handle a situation that doesn't require killing bugs."

"If you weren't here, I'd have that thing chopped up in half." Duncan remarks.

Lightning went up to Lindsay. "If you ever see one of those creatures again, just let Lightning know, cause they're gonna get struck by lightning."

We then cut to the Mess Hall where Chef Hatchet was cooking food for the campers. "Listen up I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day! So grab your tray get your food, and sit your butts down."

"Excuse me sir will we be getting all the major food groups?" Beth asked.

"Yeah because I get hyperbolic real bad if I don't get enough sugar." Harold explained.

"You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up." Chef said angrily.

"Have a cow." Shawn whispered to Noah.

"What was that, come closer beanie guy, I didn't quite hear you." Chef glared at Shawn.

"Uh I didn't say anything important." Shawn gulped.

"I'm sure you didn't." Chef glowered at the conspiracist making Shawn run off with his food.

"Yo scrawny kid give me yo plate." Chef told Noah.

Chef then scooped up a sloppy joe and put it on Noah's burger, Noah looked at the sloppy joe weirdly and walked to his table.

"Oh, you must be Eva. How are you feeling?" Courtney said to Eva only for her to leave silently. "Okay."

"NEXT!" Chef shouted.

Sky and Brick were waiting in line together.

"Excuse me, my trainer says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, or white flour." Sky said, standing next to Brick.

"I'm sure that won't be a problem." Brick said to her.

"Okay." Sky said happily before Brick began speaking.

"Okay I don't like talking back to my superiors on the first day but I think my food just moved." Brick said.

Chef brought out a meat tenderizer and smashed the meat on the Sloppy Joe.

"Okay thanks." Brick forced a smile before leaving.

"How's everything doing here?" Chris asked happily.

"Is there anything else we could eat?" Ezekiel asked the host.

A knife was thrown, courtesy of Chef.

"Never mind. Let's just eat this." Ezekiel said in fear. The other campers nodded in fear of what would happen to them if they didn't.

"Your first challenge begins, in one hour!" Chris says before leaving.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Sadie asked Brick.

"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" Brick said confidently.

Later we cut to all 22 campers on top of a cliff.

"Oh sh\*\*." Brick said.

Screaming Gophers: Heather, Courtney, Sadie, Beth, Jo, Ella, Owen, Cody, Noah, Ezekiel, Brick

Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Lightning, Mike, Shawn, Rodney, Lindsay, Eva, Dawn, Sky, Amy

Author's Note: I separated the two duos of the Pahkitwins and the BFFFLs for AU reasons. My co-writer came up with the brilliant idea to make neither of these pairs know each other so yes, Amy will not be abusive and the BFFFLs will have actual identities. This oughta be fun.