Once upon a time, there was a girl named Diamond White. Diamond White was said to be many things; brave and beautiful, intelligent and wise, steadfast and kindhearted. Alas, such descriptors were mere sayings alone, for in fact, Diamond White was a clumsy, foolish, naughty, downright sinful girl who was always rude and disrespectful to her dearest and loving shiny stepmother, even when her shiny stepmother wanted nothing but the best for Diamond White!

"My, how mature of you," deadpanned Dia.

"I don't know what you mean," replied Mari with a grin.

One day, Diamond White did something that was particularly clumsy, extremely foolish, and devilishly naughty! Overcome with ENVY for her shiny stepmother's nice things, she crept into her shiny stepmother's room and stole her dear shiny stepmother's beautiful hand mirror and an apple the shade of beautiful blushing crimson!

"This is how you're incorporating the seven deadly sins? You're just going to ascribe them to the protagonist one by one until you've checked off all of them?" scoffed Dia.

"In a word, yes," answered Mari cheekily.

One wonders what could possibly compel the girl to such unsavory criminal activities, but the truth of the matter was plain and simple. Seeing the beautiful gemstones embedded in the hand mirror, Diamond White felt GREED pull at her soul as she imagined pawning the item and spending those ill gotten gains on frivolities related to devilish idolatry.

Dia sighed at the rapid appearance of another sin, but didn't object.

Truly this girl with a deceptively pure name possessed a heart and conscience as black as night!

But though this girl was devious, she was also full of bad ideas. As she ran from her shiny stepmother, who called after her wayward stepdaughter not in anger but in loving concern, Diamond White chose to delve deep into a realm she knew her shiny stepmother would not follow, a treacherous subterranean labyrinth that meant peril to all. But Diamond White foolishly believed she could conquer this realm, the naughty girl a victim of her own damning PRIDE.

And that was how Diamond White got lost in her city's local subway system. It was really quite pathetic of her, but what can you do?

"Lost in the-! What nonsense are you bringing into this now?" snapped Dia, a little peeved at the mention of her sworn nemesis. "That's not part of the original story at all!"

"Artistic liberty," rejoined Mari smugly.

Diamond White was too far gone in the corridors of the underground railway system, having lost all hope of ever seeing the surface ever again. Time and time again, she came across all these arrows and exit signs, but alas Diamond White was unable to read. Miraculously, she came across a map of the subway, helpfully labelled and simple as could be, but so much time in the subway had taken its toll. Offended at the notion that she needed help, Diamond White unleashed her WRATH, destroying the map in its entirety for no good reason!

"I'll show you wrath," muttered Dia with annoyance.

"Chill, Dia," remarked Kanan with mild amusement, "It's just a story."

Absolutely spent at her exertions, Diamond White collapsed to the floor. And so, trapped in the labyrinthine confines of the subway, Diamond White grasped her shiny stepmother's apple and decided that before she died, she would indulge her GLUTTONY and eat this apple.

Sadly, Diamond White began to choke.

But Diamond White was too stubborn to suffocate from a mere piece of fruit, instead thrashing about gracelessly like a beached whale until she passed out.

And then she was found by a very handsome, very beautiful, very strong princess. Let's call her Kanan.

Kanan was actually searching for Diamond White, having been tasked to bring the wayward girl back home by the shiny stepMILF.

"The shiny what?!"

"Shiny stepmother," repeated Mari nonplussed.

"That's not what you said!"

"Dia dear, your imagination must be acting up. I'm aware I'm telling quite the vivid story, but do please try to keep yourself grounded in the present."

Going by the scowl marring her face, Dia was not amused.

Grabbing Diamond White around her body, Kanan performed the heimlech maneuver, dislodging the apple from Diamond White's windpipe and saving her life. Beholding this paragon of virtue, this perfect sexy specimen of a woman, Diamond White became enthralled with LUST, literally drooling with desire for a touch of those sexy abs!

"I do not drool!"

"While I'm pleased you're identifying with the protagonist, do remember Diamond White is only a story character," grinned Mari cheekily.

But of course, Diamond White still had to be difficult, even when faced with someone as curvaceous and bootylicious as Kanan. So, channeling her SLOTH, Diamond White forced Kanan to carry her out of the subway, all the way back home to the waiting, and still loving even after all this, arms of her shiny stepmother.

"Oh, dearest princess Kanan! I am so happy that you've returned from the subway! And with my sinful stepdaughter too! I will reward you with all that your heart desires! But first... I need to punish my stepdaughter. Diamond White, you've been a very bad girl..."

"I'm pretty sure the princess would want her reward to be to help the shiny stepmother punish her naughty stepdaughter," interjected Kanan cheekily.

"And the shiny stepmother would let her," returned Mari. She gestured to Dia. "Grab her," she ordered.

"Wha?!" yelped Dia as she was swept up into Kanan's arms. "What are you doing?!"

"Well after the story you told about me, it only seemed fitting for you to indulge in a little 'prison time' yourself," teased Mari. She leaned in and lifted the ravenette's chin with a finger. "But the story's still going. Only now, it's time for Kanan to take over."

"That's right!" grinned the blunette. "But don't worry," she said as she began carrying Dia to their bedroom, Mari trailing alongside. "I'll make sure we all get a happy ending!"

And so, Kanan and the Shiny Stepmother showed Diamond White the error of her ways. All~ Night~ Long~

~THE END~

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Omake - Alternate Summary

"What are you doing step-MILF?!"