Jss2141: Thank you.
LaCuevademisgustos: We'll see.
leo45: One can only hope.
PrincessCrystalGem: Yes, Noah indeed shows the qualities of a schemer so I had him make a scheme.
Metal face: Ezekiel will get his chance eventually.
Screaming Gophers: Heather, Sadie, Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Noah, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Lightning, Mike, Shawn, Rodney, Lindsay, Eva, Dawn, Sky, Amy
"Last time on Total Drama Island, the campers played a game of dodgeball. There was a lot of action, and humiliation but Ezekiel said some outdated views on women resulting in his elimination. How will the Gophers fare now that they're down three players, will Rodney find a girl, and will Harold ever showcase more of his 'mad skills' find out on Total Drama Island." Chris recapped.
(After theme song)
Amy was peacefully sleeping until she heard the sound of a blond complaining.
"Okay. This is way beyond bad. I'm out of fake tanner already!" Lindsay whined while holding up her bottle.
"That must be a huge travesty, Lindsay." Amy pretended to care.
"Now I have to actually, like, suntan. In the sun! Do you realize how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin?" Lindsay held Amy's arm up. "Oh, you totally do."
"All right, campers! Enough beauty sleep! Time to show us what you're made of!" Chris announced over a loudspeaker.
We then cut to a stage where Chris was standing on while everyone else was sitting in bleachers.
"Are we gonna see a musical? I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing." Lindsay gleefully said.
Confessional: Amy
"No offense to Lindsay since she's super nice." Amy confessed "but does she ever know when to be quiet?"
Confessional Ends
"Mike! Saved you a seat." Sky informed Mike.
"Thanks," Mike sat next to her with a smile.
"Could I sit next to you two?" Rodney strolled over to them.
"Of course." Mike allowed.
"Thank you." Rodney sat as he seated himself next to Sky.
"No problem." Sky patted Rodney's shoulder.
Unfortunately, her touch led Rodney to look at Sky in a love crazed manner, much to her confusion.
Confessional: Rodney
"I've never felt this way before about anyone." Rodney swooned. "Eva's not my soulmate. Sky is."
Confessional Ends
"Welcome to our brand new, deluxe, state-of-the-art, outdoor amphitheater!" Chris announced "Okay, this week's challenge is a summer camp favorite! A talent contest!"
"I knew there was gonna be a talent contest." Lindsay chimed in.
"Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers." Chris said, making Sadie squeal. "These three will represent them in the show tonight! Sing, dance, juggle, anything goes as long as it's legal!"
Chris sends an 'I'm watching you' signal to Duncan who snaps his fingers in disappointment.
"You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend, Grand Master Chef!" Chris said making Chef show up on stage waving. "The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck!"
We then see Heather with the Screaming Gophers outside their cabin.
"Okay I am the team captain so let's do this." Jo said confidently.
"Wait, why are you in charge?" Heather asked.
"You got to be the leader last challenge." Jo answered.
"And you were too busy trying to catch some Z's." Heather rebutted.
"Let's not get into any fights right now!" Brick stopped them. "Let's just have Jo take the leadership mantle this time."
"Ugh fine." Heather grumbled.
"Okay then, me, Braceface, and Brickhouse will be the judges." Jo said.
Over to the Killer Bass, Dawn was playing a peaceful tune on her flute. She was doing well until a fly went through it, making her stop playing and cough out the fly in disgust.
"We've seen enough." Amy grunted, "Next."
The scene flashed to Beth twirling fire batons.
"Ma'am are you sure this is safe?" Brick asked her while staying back.
Beth didn't mind. "It's okay. I've been practicing."
She tossed one baton into the air, twirled her second one, and tossed it up as well. Both came flying down at full speed.
"Run!" Sadie warned everyone, causing them to take cover and let the batons fall further into the ground.
"I kinda missed the catching class," a sheepish Beth admitted.
Meanwhile, Lightning was juggling sports balls of sorts. He threw them up and tried to balance them on his finger, but they all clonked him in the head.
The Bass were unimpressed, and Chris came by to comment on it. "Wow, that is weak."
Back to the Gophers, Heather was performing a ballet routine. When she was done, they all clapped for her.
"Thank you." Heather told everyone, but noticed that they didn't stop clapping. "Ahem."
They all stopped.
"I vote for Heather to be in the contest!" Sadie raised her hand.
Ella also raised her hand. "I agree to that!"
Heather was pleased. "Guys, that's so sweet!"
"Okay, so I guess she is in. Why doesn't everyone take five?" Jo offered.
Her team members agreed and went their separate ways.
Heather hastily grabbed Sadie's arm. "I need you to do something for me?"
"Why me?" Sadie asked.
"I'm gonna be performing, so I need to practice," Heather let the perky girl know.
"So what do you want me to do?" Sadie said.
"We've lost three challenges in a row!" Heather stated. "The Bass are obviously stronger than us, so I'm thinking that we cut one of them loose."
"How?" Sadie pressed on.
"You take Eva's mp3 player from her and give it to me." Heather said. "She's their strongest player, and getting her out would weaken them a little."
"WHAT!" Sadie yelped. "I don't like stealing, and besides, she'll kill me if I do so."
"Just find a distraction or a free opportunity to do so." Heather demanded. "If it's not back to me by the time the show starts, you can see yourself out of this alliance and the game.
"Ok ok I'll do it!" Sadie frantically compiled before she ran off.
Confessional: Sadie
"I so don't want to do this." Sadie moaned. "but that means I won't be in the finals."
Confessional Ends
Harold was beatboxing as his audition.
"There's more where that came from," Harold bragged and stopped his performance.
"Okay we can sign you up as long as it helps us win." Eva left the group. "I'm gonna go practice my act for the talent show."
"Who wants to go next?" Amy asked.
"I can read people's palms," Dawn said to her team. "Will that be good enough?"
"That's probably going to freak out the person you're doing it on and reveal a personal secret from them." Rodney explained.
"Really?" Dawn silently thought.
"It happened to me a couple of days ago." Rodney suddenly remembered something. "I need to use the bathroom." He ran off.
Eva was lifting her dumbbells until she saw Rodney run up to him crying.
"Why are you crying?" Eva asked the farm boy.
Rodney stood straight. "Eva, I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm just gonna say it. I, with true love, gold feast, mountaintop, ah! What I am trying is, wad of cabbage, anthill, gah!"
As Rodney continued stuttering, Sadie sneakily tiptoed to the spot and snagged Eva's MP3 player from her pocket. She tiptoed her way out of the awkward situation.
"I just, I just," Rodney finished his sentence. "I can't be your boyfriend anymore!!" He wailed out as he sprinted away from Eva.
"What the heck is he even talking about? I would never fall in love with anyone." Eva stated before continuing with lifting up her dumbbells. "Who needs romance when you can live your life by yourself?"
Soon the Killer Bass were watching Sky speed drink multiple cups of water.
"Are you thinking of auditioning?" Lindsay spoke to Shawn.
"I'm considering it." Shawn answered the question.
Sky blew out a gigantic burp, knocking over a tree.
"Eww! Why did you think of even demonstrating that?" Amy asked the girl.
"And how are you able to do that?" Harold joined in.
"All my Olympic training makes my abs and diaphragm ridiculously strong. When I really load up on carbonated water, I can burp out a campfire." Sky said. "It's part of an act that I want to show onstage."
"Well, I guess it's Sky, Harold's beatboxing, and Eva's barbell challenge." Mike concluded.
The focus went back to the Screaming Gophers as Brick was the next to try out.
"I'm a pretty flexible guy," Brick showcased. "In military training, our bodies are made to be able to dodge and run."
"Prove it." Jo scoffed.
Brick attempted to do a backwards somersault, but he landed on his hands the wrong way, causing them to get bent.
"MY ARMS!!!" Brick hollered.
"Oh dear," Ella inspected the scene with sympathy.
"Nice effort, G.I. Joke!" Jo cackled.
Confessional: Brick
"Note to self: never take up gymnastics as a future career." Brick wrapped up his arms with bandages.
Confessional Ends
Next up was Noah, performing a Shakespeare play.
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be. Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt."
Brick wiped away a tear after listening to the act. "Okay. So I think it's Heather and Noah who'll perform."
"We all know that Snow White is practically a songbird so she's automatically in." Jo said.
"I won't let you down, Gophers." Ella promised them.
The scene transitioned to Shawn eating tree bark while sitting on a tree branch.
"Were you up in that tree all day during the dodgeball challenge?" Jo's voice came rushing it.
Shawn threw away the tree bark and slid down the tree. "Yeah. Why would I spend the night sleeping with strangers who could possibly be Cybermen wanting to turn me into one of them?"
"You're a weirdo." Jo pointed out. "but at least you're able to beat me in a challenge. Don't tell anyone I said this, but kudos to that."
"Uh, thanks." Shawn accepted.
In the girls side of the Gophers cabin, Sadie walks up to Heather.
"I got the device for you," Sadie held out Eva's mp3 player.
"Good job Sadie." Heather thanked her.
"Are you sure this is necessary?" Sadie wondered.
"Of course. This team is on a losing streak, and we need the Bass numbers to decrease." Heather told her alliance member. "You can go now."
Sadie sighed and left the cabin with guilt lingering inside her.
In the girls side of the Bass cabin, Sky was dressed up in cowgirl attire.
"So what is it that you're going to do exactly?" Lindsay asked Sky.
"I'm gonna do an act akin to a gunfight," Sky expressed. "Instead of guns, my burps will be the ammunition."
"You know, you and Mike are almost alike." Lindsay opened up. "You're both very normal and good at gymnastics."
"Thanks for pointing that out, but I've noticed that he always has to gasp before performing a trick." Sky said. "I'll get to him about that before the show starts."
"Okay then," Lindsay told her teammate in agreement. "Cute costume you've got on."
The next shot showed the 6 performers backstage prepping up their acts. A few of their teammates were assisting them.
"I like your choice of style," Ella complimented Noah. "I loved Shakespeare as a child."
"Glad to see that someone is reliving their childhood," Noah mumbled to himself.
"Make sure you stack these weights up every 5 seconds," Eva instructed the Bass.
"Are you sure about this?" Amy replied with concern.
"Don't ask me questions!" Eva snapped. "I know what I'm doing.
Mike was about to help out when Sky tapped him on the shoulder.
"Mike, could I speak to you for a second?" Sky ushered him offstage.
"Um, okay." Mike shrugged and followed suit.
Mike and Sky stood a good distance from everybody else.
"I've noticed that whenever you gasp, you act like a different person." Sky explained her point of view.
"What do you mean?" Mike timidly spoke out.
"You'd act like Svetlana, or Chester, or even Vito," Sky told the boy. "What's going on exactly?"
Confessional: Mike
"Sky has got me in a corner right now." Mike facepalmed. "I could lie and just say that I'm a comedian, but that could lead to a situation where someone uses my condition against me."
Confessional Ends
"To be honest… I have Dissociative Identity Disorder, or DID for short." Mike got into full detail. "If I'm feeling a certain kind of way, then one of my personalities could take control and act upon that. I didn't tell anyone because I thought they would see me as a freak."
Sky processed all this information into her head. "So you really can't control how you behave?"
"Yes," Mike frowned.
"Thanks for telling me," Sky approved. "I'm glad you didn't lie just to cover your DID up. It's a really dangerous thing to do."
"You're not gonna hate me or tell my secret to everybody else?" a shocked Mike blinked.
"Of course not." Sky smiled. "Everyone has their own quirks, even us. It just sort of flows. And don't worry. I won't tell anybody about your secret."
Mike wrapped Sky up in a hug. "Thanks so much!"
"Happy to help." Sky grinned when Mike let go.
It is now nighttime and everyone but the six performers are at the bleachers.
"Welcome to the TDI talent show Extravaganza, our first act will be from the Screaming Gophers." Chris said happily "Our first act is from Heather."
Heather then began her dancing and did many ballet moves and she finished by twirling.
Chef showed a six on his scorecard.
"A six, a six?! I can't believe this!" Heather said angrily walking offstage.
Confessional: Heather
"I'll rant about this after my plan to eliminate Eva works." Heather glared at the camera.
Confessional Ends
"Bummer, can the Gophers recover from that, we'll find out later, for the Killer Bass we have Eva." Chris announced.
Eva began lifting her barbells up in the air. Her teammates each added more weights to it, but she still kept pushing through, even if she was starting to sweat.
Eventually, they added the biggest weights to it. Eva looked like she was gonna fail, but she growled and lifted it as high as she could.
Chef showed a six on his scorecard making the female bully grunt in approval and throw the barbell away, which crashed something offstage.
"Alright Eva get off the stage." Chris commanded, bored.
"Whatever." Eva scoffed as she left.
"Alright Noah is up next with his performance of Hamlet." Chris smirked.
Noah walked up in his Shakesphere outfit, placed his stool in the center, got out his script, and began reciting.
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
Everyone clapped and Chef showed the scorecard which gave him a nine.
Confessional: Noah
"I obviously didn't read the full words." Noah rolled his eyes. "If I did, we'd be exceeding the 22-minute runtime.
Confessional Ends
"Alright, wasn't that something. Harold is up next." Chris said happily.
Harold spat out some air twice. Then he let out a beatboxing solo. He made other noises as well. For his grand finale, he let out a "Booyah."
Everyone was in shock, until they all cheered and applauded him.
Chef shook his head and showed his scorecard which had a ten.
"That guy dropped it like it was a hot burrito." Chris announced. "In the meantime, we'll take a short break to hose the joint down."
After a commercial of an ironing company, the scene went back to the talent show.
"Welcome back to the TDI Talent Extravaganza!" Chris said. "Alright our final act for the Gophers is Ella."
Ella daintly moved around the stage while humming at first, but sang out "Someday My Prince Will Come." As she did so, the animals came surrounding her, hypnotized by her singing voice. The song ended, and Ella did a curtsy.
Chef clapped at this and showed his scorecard revealing a ten.
"Hooray." Ella cheered making her team applaud her.
"Alright with twenty-five points the Killer Bass need a perfect ten to win this." Chris announced "Sky you're up."
Sky put on her cowgirl outfit and grabbed her bottles. But she forgot about one, and she tripped over it, making her fall down and break all her bottles on impact. Mike went up to help her off the ground.
"Oh no!" Sky exclaimed. "My bottles are destroyed."
"We have to send someone out there or we're going to lose this!" Dawn pointed out.
"Who wants to take my spot?" Sky turned to her team. "I'll take anyone."
Shawn stepped up. "Me. Survival isn't a talent, but I have something better to do."
The Killer Bass looked at each other in skepticism, but realized that they had no choice.
"Let's see what you've got on stage." Eva complied.
Shawn walked up with his sweater vest removed, leaving him in his singlet.
"Hi. So I will be performing an armpit serenade." Shawn awkwardly said.
"An armpit what?" Rodney looked at Shawn weirded out.
Shawn got in full detail. "Well, you know, when you perform a classical serenade? With your armpits?'
"Disgusting!" Chris squicked. "Go for it."
Shawn inhaled and exhaled, then armpit farted to the tune of The Barber of Seville.
"I've heard of Guitar Face, but Armpit Fart Face? Impressive." Harold commented.
Shawn really got into his act. He did the splits and howled out a scream.
Chef shows a seven.
"And with twenty-three points. The Screaming Gophers win, Killer Bass I'll see you at elimination." Chris announced making the Screaming Gophers cheer and the Killer Bass hang their heads in shame.
"We LOST!" Eva yelled in shock. "We were doing so good." She then stomped out.
"It's not like she could get anymore angrier than that." Amy looked off.
At the Killer Bass' cabins, trouble was brewing. The team members stood outside frightened due to a certain muscle girl throwing their stuff out in fury.
"WHERE?! IS MY MP3 PLAYER?!" Eva shouted and leaned out the window. "One of you must've stolen it, I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back!"
She then hurled a book, smacking Rodney in the stomach, making him wince a bit.
"Okay. Whoever took it should return it now before she goes on a rampage." Mike pleaded with the Bass.
Heather came in right on time. "Hey, guys! Wow, this place is a real mess."
"Can you leave us alone right now!" Amy angrily begged Heather.
"Someone stole Ava's MP3 player." Lindsay informed her.
"You don't mean this, do you?" Heather pulled out the player. Eva saw it and quickly came over. "I was wondering who it belonged to. I found it by the campfire pit. You must've dropped it."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you!" Eva gratefully thanked the queen bee and hugged her device in the process.
"Sure thing." Heather departed.
Confessional: Heather
"Turn a team against their own member?" Heather evilly explained. "Easiest trick in the book."
Confessional Ends
Eva turned around to face her team. "So... Sorry about that little... Misunderstanding. Guess no one stole it after all." The Bass glowered at her. "Okay. Maybe I overreacted a little."
Soon we cut to the campfire with the Killer Bass at the elimination ceremony, everyone had their marshmallow except Eva and Shawn.
"Kudos to you all for a night of extraordinary talent, Eva, Shawn this is the last marshmallow on this plate, Shawn you failed to get a ten when the team depended on you, Eva you just have anger issues that exploded all over." Chris explained.
"The last marshmallow goes to…" Chris began.
…
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"Shawn."
Shawn got his first marshmallow.
"Eva, the Dock Of Shame is that way brah." Chris smirked.
"Nice. Really nice. Who needs this stupid TV show anyway?!" Eva complained, to which a few of her teammates were scared.
Eva kicked Chris in the leg and made her way to the boat.
Chris held up his leg in pain. "Have a good sleep tonight. You're all safe."
Confessional: Dawn
"Eva did lash out at us. Therefore, she should have been eliminated tonight." Dawn was figuring something out. "But I feel an evil force will rise up among us."
Confessional: Heather
"So Eva was one of their strongest players. And now she's gone. I am so running this game." Heather boasted in glory.
Confessionals Ends
The Boat of Losers was driving away with Eva on board.
"I guess my temper got the better of me. Again. But whatever. They just lost their fiercest competitor, I hope they realize that sooner or later."
Screaming Gophers: Heather, Sadie, Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Noah, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Lightning, Mike, Shawn, Rodney, Lindsay, Dawn, Sky, Amy
22nd: Courtney
21st: Owen
20th: Ezekiel
19th: Eva
Author's Note: And like Ezekiel, Eva just barely got to stay longer than canon. Sad as it is, this was one of Heather's best tricks. I could have eliminated her in Episode 3 but like I said, Owen had to leave early so I settled for the talent show instead.