"What if Issei was Yandere'd?" A Highschool DxD Fanfiction

Chapter 6 "A Good, Great Team?"

Scene (Church)

Some folding chairs were added to the curtained room and everyone who wasn't on the bed, were sitting. "So, you are D'Draig, fascinating." Azazel, (who was still sitting on the foot of the bed), was staring at Issei's glowing arm with great interest. The red light began to pulse as Issei's arm seemed to speak once again. "WHO'S ASKING?" Nodding slowly while grinning, Azazel speaks up. "Oh, little ole me? Nobody really important, I mean, I do sort of run Gregori. But aside from that, just a fallen angel called Azazel. Pleased to meet you." Issei wanted to speak up, however Kalawarner found it necessary to hush the boy using her famous melons yet again. "Shhh, let the grown ups talk, darling." Looking down and blushing, Kalawarner looked to be in her own version of heaven. Again, Issei's arm pulsed. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH OR RATHER, TO, MY PARTNER?" Nodding, Azazel replied. "Issei just met a new "friend" and she is showing the boy how she feels. It's quite natural." "NO, IT'S THE CURSE!"

Shaking his head, Azazel retorts. "Not for angelic beings. Trust me, I've done some serious research into the matter. Believe it or not, every single female in this room is "safe." Pulsing again, D'Draig spoke. "WRONG LITTLE ANGEL, FOR THERE IS A HUMAN WITHIN THIS VERY ROOM!." Shaking his head while grinning, Azazel replied. "Nope, she is immune. Her sacred gear makes her impervious. In fact, her twilight healing creates its own aura that can negate Issei's curse." Everyone in the room, (including Asia), now raises their eyebrows. "REALLY? IS THIS TRUE? IF THAT IS THE CASE, THEN PARTNER, YOU MUST NEVER LEAVE THIS HUMAN'S SIDE, NOT FOR A SINGLE MOMENT!" Azazel nods while continuing his abnormal grin. Issei attempts to speak, however Kalawarner won't let him. All we get are some mumbles and muffles coming from the teen. "I CANNOT DESCRIBE THE PANGS AND TOILS IN WHICH PAST HOST'S HAVE SUFFERED!" Hearing this disturbing information, Issei struggles out of fear. "DEATH BY THIGHS. DEATH BY ASS. DEATH OF PELVIC DISPLACEMENT. DEATH BY SUFFOCATION. DEATH BY BREASTS!"

Really beginning to freak out now, Issei is using all of his strength to break free of this monstrous woman which seems to have a godlike grip. "HORRIBLE, MOST HORRIBLE! I FEAR FOR YOU, PARTNER! WAHHHhHHHH!" Issei's arm continued to pulse as crying and whimpering sounds permeated from said arm. Finally and once again, Issei realized that he was not moving unless this woman let him move, so he relaxed and relented. "Good, good, boy, such a good little human, all mine." Feeling defeated as he continuously was receiving head-pats, the teen decided to raise his hand into the air. Azazel noticed this and laughed very hard. "Hahaha, haha, hey, Kala, hahah, yo, let the kid free of those things for a few minutes, would ya?" Smirking, Kalawarner relaxed her shoulders and wings. It looked like something from "wackamole" as Issei popped his head up from a sea of black feathers. Everyone, minus Asia, began to laugh at the situation. Azazel then pointed at the teen. "So, what have you got to add to this interesting turn of events? Hyoudou?"

After a few deep breaths, Issei replied as his head was turned in the governor's direction. "When you said that this curse "isn't that bad", well, D'Draig made it sound pretty bad." Azazel was about to say something, that was until the interruption of a ringing phone turned everyone's attention. Mittelt giggled while pulling a phone out from in her chest. "That's my phone! Give it here!" Issei was about to get out of the bed, that was until Raynare pushed the boy back into Kalawarner while grabbing the phone from Mittelt. Extremely happy about the situation, Kalawarner used both her arms and legs to hold Issei into place. Mittelt was about to say something as she began to brandish her signature wooden spoon while sporting a tick mark. Azazel was simply smiling at the situation. "It's his parents you dote. They don't know you, Mittelt. But, they think I am dating their son, therefore, I should be the one to speak, not you!" Kalawarner nodded. "Yeah, that kinda makes sense, boss." Angrily nodding, Mittelt motions for Raynare to continue. "Wait, what are you going to tell them, Yuuma, erm, Raynare?" Looking towards Issei, Raynare then pointed at the nun. "You, put your hands on his mouth." Asia looked at Azazel who was simply smirking while nodding. Issei then shook his head. "Don't listen to mmmm…."

Asia now had both of her hands over Issei's mouth while frowning. "Eeek, I'm sorry about this." Nodding, Raynare then answered the call. In her Yuuma voice, Raynare spoke. "Oh hello Ms Hyoudou! Oh yes, he is perfectly fine, in fact, better than fine. The date was so wonderful, your son is truly a gentleman through and through. Oh, that's a perfectly good question. Well, you see, it was raining very hard last night. I know, I know, it's the dry season, right, right. So yeah, we ended up falling asleep at my parents place. Oh yes, they are home and perfectly okay with it, in fact, my mother insisted." All of the sudden, Raynare's eyes widen as her jaw drops. Looking around the room while placing her hand over the receiver, the raven haired girl stopped at Mittelt. "They want to speak with my, erm…mother." Everyone in the room began to giggle, even Asia and a muffled Issei. Raynare gained a tick mark as Mittelt snatched the phone while clearing her throat. "Hello? Oh yes, I'm Ray, Yuuma's mommy, mother. No, I am most definitely not her little sister." Again, everyone in the room, (including Raynare this time), began to quietly chuckle. Rolling her eyes, Kalawarner wrapped her wings around Issei once again, this allowed her to have a free hand. Seeing Kalawarner's hand, a panicked Mittelt threw the phone toward her. Clearing her throat, Kalawarner began to speak into the phone.

"Hello Ms Hyoudou, my name is Kala, I am Yuuma and Milly's mother. Yes, she can be a little prankster, kids, am I right?" Mittelt stomped her foot down as she scowled. Again, faint giggling from everyone. Azazel now motioned Kalawarner for the phone. "Oh, um, Yuuma's father would like to have a word with you it seems, here he is." Kalawarner proceeded to hand the phone off. She then looked down at a confused looking Issei. "Don't worry, we got this, honey." Issei blushes. This makes the blue haired vixen happy as she proceeds with a bone crushing hug. Meanwhile, Azazel is now on the phone making a "Shh" symbol with his index finger. "Yes, hello, my name is Mr. Amano, it's a pleasure. Yes, he is a fine young man. Speaking of, this may sound a bit out of place. In fact, it may sound completely out of the ordinary but I still must ask. Well, how would your husband and you feel about Issei here, staying over at our place for a couple of days? I know it sounds odd, but you see, the wife and I, we are going out of town and don't like the idea of not having a man around the place, you know, to watch our girls. I know its a lot to ask, especially since we haven't met in person, however, it's a last minute kind of situation, work related you see. Oh yes, my job is very demanding, especially when I have to deal with incompetence a good deal of the time." Azazel was staring down at Raynare with his tongue sticking out. This made the raven-haired angel form another tick mark. "Oh yeah, sure, let me get him, I think him and Yuuma were playing video games in the family room. One second."

Azazel placed his hand over the receiver while nodding at Kalawarner. Issei was entirely released. Before he was able to complain or protest or really, anything, Azazel tossed him his phone. He then pointed at the phone and nodded. Issei looked around the room, looking at every individual. Asia was smiling nervously while nodding. Mittelt was also motioning Issei to go on with the plan while smiling warmly. Turning his head to see Raynare, the pink eyed girl just stared back, smirking a bit, but nodding. Looking behind himself, all Issei saw was a pair of pink lips coming in for a landing, (which was his forehead). Backing up a bit, Issei saw the yellow-eyed woman with hawk-like features, winking at him with a cute smile. Lastly, Issei turned to see Azazel. Grinning maliciously while nodding very slowly, this angel made Issei very nervous. "Hey Mom, what's up?" Everyone took a deep breath. "Yeah, Yuuma's family is "great". Issei stood from the bed and began to pace around the room. "Yeah, I won't miss any school. Don't worry about it, I can borrow books from the idiot's or something, it'll be fine. Oh, Katase and Murayama?" Issei placed his own hand over his receiver, then shook his head back and forth while taking his hand off of the receiver and simply pressing the mute button. Looking around the room in a panic, Issei tried to think of something. Raynare stood and walked toward Issei while whispering to him. "Katase and Muryama, they're those kendo girls that bared their breasts to you earlier yesterday, right?" Issei completely blushed up and pushed Raynare back. "Shut up about that, wait, how do you know!?" Raynare placed one of her gloved hands over her mouth and began to chuckle. "I know all, Hyoudou, Wahahaha!" Hearing his mother repeating herself over the phone, Issei unmuted the phone. "Erm, sorry mom, look, just tell them I'll see them at class. Besides, it's their fault for showing up unannounced!" Issei pulled the phone from his ear when none other than Katase and Muryama began screaming from the other side of the call. "HYOUDOU!"

Raynare snatched the phone and disconnected the call. "Hey, what in the hell!" Raynare then threw the phone into her large cleavage while winking. "Come and get it, if you dare." Issei took a few steps back while shuddering. This made the raven haired angel laugh while she pointed at the poor teen. Issei's frown turned into a grin the moment Raynare made a yelp while jumping into the air suddenly. Moments ago, (while Raynare was bullying Issei), the little Mittelt made her way behind the taller angel while brandishing her wooden spoon. Quietly and softly, she lined up her shot, aiming for the angel's left butt-cheek. Then. (SMACK) "EEEEEK!" The room broke out into laughter, all except a whimpering Raynare. Issei walked up to Mittelt while making a formal bow. "Mittelt is it? Well, Mittelt sama, thank you for that." Blushing intensely, the little blond haired angel attached her spoon to her sash while returning the bow. "You are such a polite young man. Finally, we have somebody who has class in our party!" Kalawarner and Raynare both scowled while Asia frowned. Azazel was still grinning while studying the situation around him. "Yes, good dynamics, I think they will be the best squad Gregori has to offer!" While Raynare was rubbing her butt, her boobs began to jiggle as Issei's phone was ringing again. "Damn it, who is it this time!?" Reaching into her cleavage, it took Raynare a minute to find the phone. "The caller ID says "Don't Answer". Who is this, Issei?"

Looking like a pale ghost, Issei grimmist. "Sa, Sa, Sona Shitori, the ice princess of Kuoh." Raynare nodded while grinning. "Oh, that little devil bitch." Everyone in the room turned their attention to Raynare. Jumping at all of the sudden looks, the raven haired angel facepalmed. "Oh, you guys, I should probably debrief on some things." Azazel nodded. "Wait, Sona Shitori, she isn't the same devil with the name of Sitri?" Raynare nodded. "Yeah, I think so, she obviously has a peerage. I've seen a few of them, skulking around Issei here." Azazel now facepalmed. "So, devil's have made direct contact with the kid then." Raynare nodded while frowning. Issei then spoke up. "Wait, were you watching me this entire time?" The pink eyed fallen twitched a moment and then took a deep breath. "Issei, I need to come clean with you." Mittelt interrupted. "Not right now, you can tell him on your own time, Raynare." Grinding her teeth, Raynare nodded. Azazel motioned for Raynare to continue. "Oh, right, so, it looks as if the Sitri clan is after the boy, also…" Issei shrugs his shoulders in confusion. "Another development happened the night of our, erm, date." Raynare took a nervous gulp. "We were approached by a devils familiar. She forced a teleportation/contract flier into Issei's back pocket. I got a pretty good look at the thing too. It has the sigil of the Gremory house. You know, that gaudy one that is all red and sticks out like a sore thumb? Yeah, that one." Azazel now had a serious look as he began to light another cigarette. "So we have two families that are related to two powerful Mao's. They both want Issei Hyoudou. How interesting, how very interesting." Issei arm began to glow crimson once again. "NO, NOT HIGHCLASS DEVILS AGAIN! PARTNER, THOSE LOT INVENTED SADOMASOCHISM! YOU HAVE NO IDEA! STAY AWAY FROM THEM FOR BOTH OUR SAKE!"