LaCuevademisgustos: Beth and Cody are merely just friends. Confirming that now. Also yeah, that idol will be important.
leo45: Yeah, we'll get to that when we can.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Oops. Sorry.
Screaming Gophers: Heather, Sadie, Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Noah, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Mike, Shawn, Dawn, Sky, Amy
"Last time on Total Drama Island… Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island Lightning saved Shawn from falling in quicksand. There were winners. And there were losers. Also known as, The Killer Bass. The last marshmallow was set to go to Dawn or Lightning, but in the end Lightning's stupidity ended up sending him down the Dock Of Shame. What's going to happen next?" Chris recapped "Find out right now on Total Drama Island!"
Helicopter blades are heard and Duncan starts freaking out in the Killer Bass' guys cabin.
"Oh! Hit the deck! They're coming, man! They found us!" Duncan said hiding under the bed.
Meanwhile in the Screaming Gophers' girl cabin Jo woke up due to the sound of helicopter blades "Ugh okay Chris McLame is starting to get on my last nerve."
"Whatever he just loves ruining our mornings." Heather yawned "Sadie please go warm up the shower for me! And remember…"
"Not too hot this time, I know." Sadie groaned.
Confessional: Sadie
"Heather's really starting to annoy me, maybe I won't stay allied with her after all." Sadie reconsidered.
Confessional Ends
Soon we see most of the girls in a line for the bathroom.
"What's the hold up?!" Dawn asked.
"Heather needs her private time." Sadie explained.
"How long is she gonna be in there? It's urgent," Beth held in her pee.
"She could still be a while." Ella admitted.
"Ugh that's it, I'm going lumberjack style." Jo said, going off to the woods.
Chris' voice is then heard from the loudspeakers "I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit."
Ella knocked on the door. "Er, Heather?"
"Can one of you come in here and lotion my back? It's peeling!" Heather yelled out.
Ella turned back to find Sadie, but she was already gone, leaving her to sigh and come in.
Soon we see the campers gathering at the campfire.
"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!" Chris asked enthusiastically.
"Positive!" Brick responded.
"Incoming, this is breakfast." Chris said before he threw bean cans at everyone.
"No breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs." Heather retorted.
"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting." Chris grabs a green paintball gun.
"Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked.
"Why yes, Harold it is." Chris said before shooting blue paint at Harold making him fall over, he was lucky to be caught by Dawn.
"So we won't be killing anything?" Dawn smiles.
"Negatory. This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the team's once we get into the woods. So… finish breaky." Chris said happily.
Soon we cut to everyone in the woods with a paintball gun holster.
"And now for the team breakdowns. The Killer Bass hunters are… Harold, Mike, and Dawn. Locked and loaded with bass blue paint." Chris said passing the aforementioned teammates green paintball guns "And using orange paint are the Gopher hunters Beth, Sadie, Noah, and Jo." Chris continued, passing red paintball guns to the aforementioned Screaming Gophers.
"You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps!" Chris said putting on a camo cap and sunglasses "The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little whitetails." Chris told everyone carrying fake antlers, a fake red button nose, and a prop tail.
"Yeah right. I am not wearing that." Heather protested.
"There is no way I'm a deer." Duncan said angrily.
"Take these off and your team is toast." Chris told Duncan as he handed Duncan the deer equipment, which he then put on reluctantly.
Noah then laughed at Duncan making Duncan glare at him "What are you laughing at?"
"Uh nothing." Noah sheepishly rubbed his arm.
Soon we see the so-called deer from the Killer Bass walking together.
"At least we get a headstart." Shawn encouraged the team.
"Well I don't know about you three but we should split." Duncan said before they ran off.
Meanwhile Brick, Ella, Cody, and Heather were walking together.
"This may be the lamest thing I've ever done in my life." Heather sighed.
"Aw come on it could be fun." Cody said happily, making Heather and Ella glare at him though Ella's glare wasn't as fierce. "See you later." Cody bid goodbye before Brick followed as well.
Heather then began sitting on a stump making Ella stop in their tracks.
"What are you doing?" Ella asked.
"I am waiting for Sadie so she can help and protect me along with you." Heather explained.
"Is that against the rules?" Ella asked.
"Do you see a rule book anywhere?" Heather asked sarcastically.
Dawn, Harold, and Mike were together as the Bass hunters.
Mike saw a fedora on the ground. "There's my hat."
After he put it on, he turned into Manitoba. "G'day, mates!"
"Mike, it's cool that you like to do comedy, but now's not the time." Harold softly suggested.
"Comedy? This is a game of hunting. You two stick together. I'll go off on my own and blast the opposing team." Manitoba ordered as he took off.
"Fine. Gosh!" Harold complained before hearing a sigh from Dawn. "Okay. You do realize that this is all just pretend, right? And that it's just paint? So say, if you... like, hit Heather…"
Dawn perked up. "Heather's a deer?" She began grinning and left with Harold. "I'm in."
Chris decides to start the game. "Start your paintballs! Game on!"
"All right! Let's go bag some deer!" Beth made a declaration.
"Agreed," Noah said.
"I'll go catch up with Heather," Sadie told the team.
"What's it with you and Snow White working with Heather?" Jo demanded from her.
"We're in an alliance," Sadie answered. "As long as we do whatever Heather tells us to do, then we'll be good to go."
"Sounds more like a dictatorship than an alliance to me," Noah pointed out.
"She's obviously using you," Jo laid it out. "You should ditch her when you have the chance."
As the Gopher hunters left, Sadie was left to think about what to do. "Should I really ditch her?"
Next we see Sadie walking up nearby where Heather and Ella were.
"Aw, man. I'm back to where I started and I haven't seen one deer." Sadie whined.
"Finally it took you long enough." Heather said angrily.
"Was I supposed to find you?" Sadie asked curiously.
"Well I need you to go get me some chips." Heather smirked.
"In the forest?" Sadie asked.
"In the dining hall. Now." Heather commanded as Sadie went to the hall. "And not barbecue!"
"Shouldn't she be hunting?" Ella pursed her lips.
"She is hunting. For me. But actually, chips won't be enough. Go get me some berries." Heather snapped.
Confessional: Ella
"Heather can be a tad pushy." Ella sighed. "And Sadie is a hunter. Hunters would never go find food for the deer! But I give graciously to deers and any animal creature."
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, Beth was hiding in a bush observing Sky minding her own business.
"Luckily, I picked a great hiding spot to ready, aim, and fire on her." Beth silently said to herself. "I can't be out in the open just yet."
She then sneezed, alerting Sky a little.
Elsewhere, Sadie was hiding under a table near the Mess Hall. Chef was wearing his swimsuit and was walking outside. Sadie prepares to make her move, but bumps her head. Chef snapped his head back, but carried on. Sadie now goes into the Mess Hall.
Beth was now ready to shoot Sky. "Now to move in." Beth was then interrupted by a hissing snake. "GET AWAY!"
Her opportunity to blast Sky was wasted since Sky took note of her and took off.
Beth was now chasing her. "I guess I have to do this the hard way!"
In the Mess Hall, Sadie had gotten the chips but just then, she saw Chef entering, so she hid under a table. After he passed through, Sadie took the opportunity to get out of there.
Confessional: Sadie
"So here I am running for my life from Chef and then all of a sudden, I realize something. I've practically been Heather's lackey this entire time" Sadie ranted. "Next time, I'm going to tell Heather off."
Confessional Ends
Sadie, taking a gamble, started to snack on some of the chips.
Cody was lying down near a tree when he saw Manitoba walk his way. "Mike? What's a hunter like you doing around here?"
Manitoba scoffed. "I should be asking you the same, and it's Manitoba. Why are you lazing around?"
Cody shrugged. "I'm a deer, so I'm just taking a break for now."
"Is that so?" Manitoba said before blasting him with multiple shots of paint.
"Why did I not see that coming," Cody said with a roll of his eyes.
Sadie was heading towards Heather with a look of exhaustion.
"Psst!" a voice whispered.
"Whoever you are, go ahead. Shoot me!" Sadie said out loud.
The voice was revealed to be Noah, who popped out. "I'm a hunter just like you. I think there's an issue with me shooting you. How's it going?"
"I'm so done with this game." Sadie said with frustration."
"What happened? Have you bagged any deer yet?" Noah asked her.
"No. But I did risk my life to steal a bag of chips!" Sadie eagerly emphasized.
They now reached Heather, who was looking impatient.
"What took you so long?" Heather whined.
"Here." Sadie showed the chips. "I went through a lot to get this-"
Heather showed no sympathy and grabbed the bag. "There's like... eleven chips left." She sniffs them. "And they're barbecue! Go exchange them for dill pickle!"
In the process, Heather had hurled the chips at Sadie's face. This was the straw that broke the camel's back.
"No!" Sadie stood up for herself.
"What did you just say?" Heather dared her with venom in her voice.
"Seems like this is the perfect time for me to leave, carry on." Noah tried to look apathetic, but was actually nervous while backing off.
"Take. It. Back." Heather growled.
"No, I'm tired of being bossed around by you." Sadie glared at her "ally" and departed. "Now I have a challenge to complete."
A paintball shot Heather. "Whoever you are, this is so not cool!" She got shot again, but this time, it ejected her away from her stump.
Dawn and Harold, the true culprits, high fived at their victory.
"See. You got your wish fulfilled." Harold comforted Dawn.
Confessional: Harold
"I practiced paintball as part of my mad skills. So I'm basically good at it." Harold proudly said.
Confessional Ends
At this point, Sky was starting to get tired from running away from Beth.
Beth was also feeling tired as well, but still kept shooting. "I'm not gonna give up shooting you!"
The two short girls have now reached the cliff. "There's nowhere for you to run now!" Beth grinned at her prey.
She pressed to shoot a ball, but it didn't come out. Beth tried again, but to no avail. Sky, with a mad expression, began storming over to her.
"Um, I guess this was all for nothing then." Beth awkwardly gulped until Sky towered over her. "Sorry?"
Beth was then seen flying into the water, courtesy of Sky throwing her off the cliff. Sky checked over to see if she was gone, and ran away.
Ella was gathering the berries for Heather from a bush. Manitoba, who was walking by, saw her and shot her in the back.
"You're out, princess!" Manitoba taunted the girl, who frowned but carried on with gathering the berries.
Seconds later, Ella had catches up with Heather.
"I got the blueberries, but someone shot me with a paintball," Ella told her.
Heather slapped the blueberries out of her hand. "You run along right now. I have urgent business to take care of."
Cody was minding his own business until he saw a few chips on the floor that Sadie had left.
"Barbecue, heh. The king of chip flavors," Cody said delighted before his eyes widened as he heard a growl. "But not now. I can't have a bear maul me again."
Cody went the other direction.
Confessional: Bear
A bear was eating up all the barbecue chips in a hurry. He stopped when he was finished.
Confessional Ends
Amy was just wandering around as Sadie aimed carefully at her. Just as she was about to shoot her, she heard Heather.
"Hey! Sadie!" Heather yelled, causing Amy to run off.
"I almost had her!" Sadie shot a look at Heather.
"I've decided to give you one last chance. If you take it back, you can rejoin our alliance." Heather offered.
"Take back what?" Sadie muttered in confusion.
"The "N" word. No." Heather said sharply.
"I'm not taking anything back!" Sadie said angrily. "I'm done working with you!"
"You are nothing without me!" Heather arrogantly argued back.
"So what? You order me around, treat me horribly, and even make me steal from other people!" Sadie furiously recalled. "If this is what it takes to win, then I'm not gonna do it!"
Heather lividly gasped. She took off her deer nose and flicked it at Sadie's face.
"Oh, that's it!" Sadie steered herself.
Elsewhere, a wet Beth was feeling weak. "I'm left with less ammo. I was thrown off a cliff, and my socks are wet!"
Beth poured water out of her shoe. "But I'm not stopping until I hit a deer!"
She heard a twig break, so she went behind a bush. Seeing that it was Duncan, Beth smiled at her prey.
Confessional: Beth
"My tiki doll is a lucky charm," Beth explained while holding it up. "Surely it can help me out."
Confessional Ends
Sadie was now facing down Heather.
"I am giving you one last chance." Heather gave Sadie a warning.
"Why? Because you know you can't win without your alliance?" Sadie mocked her.
"I can make your life miserable here!" Heather claimed.
"You already make me and Ella suffer a lot!" Sadie called out her bluff. "What do I have to lose?"
Jo was stomping around. "Two hours of being in the woods and I haven't shot a thing. Is this a challenge or not?"
She was stopped by the sound of Heather and Sadie fighting.
"Fine! Be all alone then! Loser!" Heather insulted the thrill seeker.
"It's better than working for you!" Sadie shot back.
Jo, seeing an opportunity for fun, shot Heather in her head.
"Who was that?" Heather asked.
Jo faked sympathy. "Oh! I knew I should've gotten my goggles checked before I came out here! Sorry about that."
Heather was having none of it. She looked at Sadie. "You! Gimme your gun! Give it!" Sadie shot her back knee. "Charliehorse!"
"So it seems you took my advice." Jo smirked at Sadie.
"Just looked like a lot of fun when you did it if I'm being honest." Sadie said happily.
Duncan was now drinking water from the stream.
Beth was over him sitting in a tree. "This is my last shot of the day. Gotta make this count."
She shot the paintball, hitting Duncan's back. He grunted in response.
"Yes! I shot a deer!" Beth yelled in excitement as she got off the tree.
Duncan was annoyed that he got beaten, but shrugged it off. "Good job, I guess."
Manitoba was walking until he saw eyes from a bush. What really tipped him off was the fact that deer's antlers were on.
"Nice try!" Manitoba teased before shooting the deer, who turned out to be Brick who groaned. "You're out."
Confessional: Manitoba
"That guy should consider checking how he hides as a deer," he confessed.
Confessional Ends
Noah observed Heather, Jo, and Sadie. "How's it going over here?"
Heather recovered and stole his gun. "Gimme that!" She shot Sadie and Jo multiple times.
"Oh, now it is so on." Sadie determined before she and Jo got into a paintball fight with the queen bee.
"We're gonna lose." Noah facepalmed and walked out of the scene.
Duncan was spray-painting his shirt's logo onto a tree.
"So you got taken out?" Shawn questioned from the tree that Duncan was putting graffiti on.
"Yeah. Beth really did a number on me." Duncan showed his paint.
"At the very least, I didn't get shot," Shawn bragged. "Here's hoping the other team runs out of ammo."
Confessional: Duncan
"I could've snagged one of their guns, but my team would probably be disqualified if I did so," Duncan huffed.
Confessional Ends
Harold and Dawn heard the paintball fight that was going on. On sight, they shot the squabbling girls.
"This turned out to be more fun than I thought," Dawn told Harold.
"Attention human wildlife and hunters! Please report back to camp! It's time to show your hides and tally up the scores!" Chris spoke through a loudspeaker.
Everyone was reunited with Chris, who gave a lecture.
"Tsk tsk tsk. Stealing from Chef. Acting as predator on your prey. Shooting against each other. Do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product. And I have to say... that was awesome! Haha! When you guys opened fire on your own team? Wicked TV, guys."
Sky and Amy fist bumped each other in approval.
Chris continued on. "Since six members of the Gophers are dripping in paint and some of them aren't even deer. I think we have our winner!"
The Killer Bass shouted for victory.
"You're off to a hunting camp shindig!" Chris rewarded them. "Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony."
Heather then began having an alliance meeting with Ella.
"Alright Ella, Sadie may have ditched us but we can still salvage this." Heather told Ella "We can vote her out, and I'll get the others to do so." Heather spoke.
"Really?" Ella sighed. "She is a good friend."
"Vote for her or I'll cut off all your hair while you're sleeping!" Heather grimly threatened her, much to Ella's fear.
Soon we see the Screaming Gophers and Chris at the elimination ceremony.
"I mean, seriously. We were winning four times? What is wrong with you people?" Heather berated her team members. "I can't wait to see Sadie get kicked off. I just wish I could vote off two campers at once."
Jo and Sadie glared at Heather.
Confessional: Sadie
"Who did I vote for? Heather, obviously." Sadie said.
Confessional: Noah
"I could vote for Heather, but I'd be wasting my vote." Noah confessed. "Heather told Brick and Cody that Sadie started the paintball fight. Obviously, I don't believe her, but I'm voting off Sadie just in case those two nitwits don't."
Confessionals End
Chris held up the marshmallows. "There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper-"
"Who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave." Noah speed talks. "Can't we just get this over with?"
"Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment. Cody. Ella. Jo. Brick. Noah. Beth." Chris tossed their marshmallows.
It was down to Sadie and Heather. Heather mimicked a knife slashing her throat in Sadie's direction.
"Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight." Chris announced. "Heather."
Heather faced down the Gophers. "You are all lucky, okay? Very lucky!"
"You're out of the game, Sadie," Chris let the girl know.
"Even though I didn't win, it was nice getting to know all of you," Sadie sweetly told her team. "Have fun and good luck everyone!"
"Bye, Sadie!" Beth said her goodbyes.
"Seeya!" Jo waved.
Ella was escorting Sadie onto the boat.
"I'm sorry I voted for you," Ella said to her friend.
"You don't need to apologize. Heather probably put you up to it." Sadie brushed it off.
"Did you shoot her with paintballs?" Ella asked.
"Yes, and I don't regret it," Sadie proudly said. "But watch out for her. She's not who she seems."
"I will, and it was an honor to be your friend." Ella said happily.
"Thank you!" Sadie hugged Ella before the latter went off.
"Now I just hope I can apologize to Eva for taking her mp3." Sadie prayed and departed the island on the Boat of Losers.
Screaming Gophers: Heather, Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Noah, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Mike, Shawn, Dawn, Sky, Amy
22nd: Courtney
21st: Owen
20th: Ezekiel
19th: Eva
18th: Rodney
17th: Lindsay
16th: Lightning
15th: Sadie
Author's Note: Sadie couldn't last so long this season. She had to go eventually. She mostly took Beth's role this season but I hope I gave her enough personality to justify it.
Also this series now has a TVTropes page. Do check it out if you want to see it.