leo45: Fair choices.
LaCuevademisgustos: Glad I made Sadie's time worth it and LOL, yeah Sky isn't the tallest contestant ever.
Jss2141: Don't worry, this is still a lighthearted show by nature. Eva won't do anything too egregious.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Thank you.
PrincessCrystalGem: Don't worry, I didn't come here just to copy the show.
Screaming Gophers: Heather, Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Noah, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Mike, Shawn, Dawn, Sky, Amy
"Last time on Total Drama Island… Our competitors became hunters. And the hunted. Manitoba was a real pain for the Gophers, Sadie told off Heather, but sadly she was then ejected from the game due to her bitter ally turned enemy. " Chris recapped "Who will be the underdogs, find out on Total Drama Island."
(After theme song)
The remaining Bass boys (except for Shawn) were sleeping somewhat peacefully. Harold was scratching himself and Mike was chatting amongst themselves.
Duncan woke up and jumped to the floor to do push-ups. He stopped when he caught wind of a pair of stained briefs, figuratively and literally. He groaned in disgust and Mike chuckled.
"Not cool Harold man, not cool!" Duncan said.
"Those aren't mine," Harold defended.
"Yeah right, you're always leaving your gitch lying around," Duncan replied.
"No I'm not. Gosh!" Harold again defended himself.
"Actually you are," Mike said.
"You have like absolutely no proof," Harold said.
"You're the only one that wears that kind," Mike pointed out.
"And your mom sewed your name onto the label." Shawn added as he entered the Bass cabin.
"Whatever," Harold scoffed. "I'm going for a shower!" He left the cabin.
"Hey don't forget to clean the skidmaker!" Duncan called out as he left.
When he was gone Duncan turned to the others, "I think Harold needs to be taught a lesson boys. Who's with me?"
The Bass boys high fived.
Confessional: Harold
"They have absolutely no proof about it. Besides, it wasn't me!" Harold huffed in the confess
Confessional Ends
Soon we see the campers outside with Chris.
"Today's challenge will test your minds, your teamwork, and your skills in the kitchen! You'll be cooking a three-course meal and serving it to me for tasting. The winners get a reward and the losers will send somebody home. Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and to oversee the cooking. To cook, you need ingredients. Every morning, a truck brings us food. Today's task starts there." Chris explains as a food truck shows up.
An intern gets out of the food truck and walks with Chris.
Soon the doors to the food truck open and the Killer Bass look at it.
"We can do an Italian theme!" Shawn said happily.
"Hello head chef." Duncan smirked, impressed.
"Seriously? Then let's go." Shawn led his team.
Heather then begins speaking to the Screaming Gophers "Head chef, called it." She then looked down on Ella. "Now that Sadie's gone, try not to screw up this time, okay?"
Ella agreed in a panic, making Heather satisfied.
Noah came over to Ella. "She's just acting like a word that start with a "b" and ends with an "h."
Confessional: Heather
"I had to take the leadership role besides none of the others are exactly leadership material." Heather said.
Confessional Ends
"Alright. Let's move out!" Shawn told his team who were carrying out the ingredients.
"Brick, mangoes. Ella, pineapples. Noah, macadamias. Cody, molasses. Jo, tomatoes. Beth, meat." Heather commanded as the six each came out carrying the things she requested.
Soon we see The Killer Bass in the kitchen.
"Okay; we got three courses and six people so everyone should partner up." Shawn said.
"I know how to make pasta sauce." Mike said.
"I know how to boil pasta." Sky said as she high fives Mike.
"Me and Amy can rock the antipasto. I'm like a black belt when it comes to cutting cheese." Harold boasted, to which his teammates giggled. "What?"
"Eh, fair enough." Duncan shrugged.
"I guess that leaves you and me with the dessert." Duncan told Dawn.
"Alright but I hope you can make cannolis." Dawn said.
Confessional: Dawn
"I wouldn't have any problem working with Duncan." Dawn told the audience. "He's tolerable compared to the other evil force on the island."
Confessional Ends
Back at the cabin, a figure grabbed all the clothes Harold left on the floor and put them in a bag. It snuck off with a chuckle.
In the kitchen, Shawn signaled Mike. The comedian smirked and picked up a pot full of water. "Where do you want the water Sk-?" He asked before 'accidentally' spilling the water all over Harold's pants.
"Aw! Hey! Smooth move, Dorkahontus!" Harold glared at Mike.
Angry, Mike gasped into Chester. "Dang fool kid. It was an accident. Show some respect!"
"Oh, bummer! You should go change!" Shawn suggested, to which Harold went into his cabin and Shawn and Mike snickered.
Sky saw this with disapproval, but then heard Heather began ordering her team around.
"Noah and Beth you're on the citrus macadamia upside down cake flambé." Heather said.
"Know how to make it?" Noah asked Beth.
Brick entered with the oranges, but a few fell on the ground and she started to slip on them.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Mike said slipping on the oranges until he fell down, landing on them all.
"Go back to the truck and get more oranges!" Heather demanded from the cadet.
"Cody, you and Brick are on ribs." Heather said, annoyed. "Ella and Jo, you are on pineapple skewers and mango dip." Heather said.
"Let me do the appetizers." Jo said. "I know how to make a mango chutney."
"Oh, really? Well, that's so great! But since I'm head chef, we're gonna stick to my plan. And my plan is pineapples with sticks through them. Got it?" Heather snarled.
Harold searched through a dresser in his cabin. "Shirt, shirt, shirt." He pulled out an unsettlingly small red speedo with a smile and said. "Looks like it's your time to shine."
Outside, Brick has gotten a new supply of mangoes. He was bringing them to the Mess Hall, but he crashed into a tree. Sadly, there were bees over him, and they stung him in numerous ways. Brick ran away in an attempt to evade the bees.
Meanwhile Sky was talking to Mike while they were making the pasta.
"Why did you pour water onto Harold's pants?" Sky wondered.
"It was an accident. Really" Mike replied.
"Judging by the way you were laughing at him, it was probably not unintentional." Sky said.
"I'm serious. If I'm able to open up to you about my disorder, then why would I be closed about what else I do?" Mike joked, making Sky laugh.
Confessional: Mike
"Even though I pretend that my DID is just a comedy act, I really can tell jokes," Mike admitted.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Cody was working on the ribs in awkward silence.
Brick shows up with the oranges, though he had some bee stings. "I got the oranges." Brick said, putting them on the table.
Confessional: Heather
"Things are going perfectly except for Brick's hornet stings. But still, this challenge is totally ours." Heather said before she smacked herself in annoyance.
Confessional Ends
Duncan was rolling the custard while Dawn watched.
"Careful you don't mush the pastry." Dawn advised the delinquent.
"Careful you don't curdle the custard." Duncan snarked back.
Dawn was interrupted when she saw her friend walk in. "Huh?" She asked in shock.
"Okay who took all my shorts?" Harold asked as he showed up in his red speedo, making Shawn giggle to himself.
Chris came to give the teams an update, and shuddered at the sight of the dweeb. "Three hours and counting guys."
Heather checked on Ella's work on the pineapples. "These slices are totally uneven. Switch places with Jo."
Jo stopped Ella from walking. "What are you talking about, primadonna? They look fine to me."
"Um, I didn't get to be head chef because of poor presentation!" Heather snootily remarked.
"No! You got to be head chef because you called it! And who are you convincing with this tyrannical power trip you are on?" Jo said back.
"Are you gonna be a team player or not?!" Heather questioned. At this point, the Killer Bass were watching the spat.
"I'm a team player, more than you ever are, but I'm not really good at making pineapples!" Jo said furiously.
"Just get slicing. Now!" Heather bossed her.
Jo was about to punch her, but was restrained by Brick. "Stand down. You don't want to get eliminated, right?" Brick tried to calm her down.
"Fine. For now," Jo got back to cutting the pineapples.
Mike and Shawn giggled behind Harold as he was chopping a sausage. "Harold," Mike said, "You've gotta put some clothes on. Cooking in something that small would be a big disservice."
"So give me back my pants then!" Harold demanded.
"Harold's right," Duncan said. "If you go to the cabin, you'll find a clean pair of underwear and shorts waiting." Harold walked off and the three Bass boys laughed.
Harold found the clothes waiting for him. "That's more like it," he said as while he put on the underwear, a split-screen revealed that a chuckling Duncan was holding hot sauce. After a few seconds, his eyes widened. "My biscuits are burning!" He ran and jumped in the lake and sighed in relief. "Idiots!"
Heather walked over to Cody and Noah. "How's it going?" she asked them.
"I think we might have used too much flambe starter," Noah admitted.
"Nothing happened when you lit it?" Heather double checked.
"Oops. I knew I was forgetting something." Noah rolled his eyes with a bright smile.
Confessional: Heather
"Why are these idiots on my team!" Heather ranted.
Confessional Ends
"Pay attention, boys. This is how you flambé. Step one, pour the flambé liquid, which you did manage. Step two of two, light it." Heather lit it and it exploded.
Noah smiled while Cody tried to stifle his amusement.
Heather grabbed a pan and saw that her eyebrows weren't on.
Confessional: Noah
"Of course I didn't forget," Noah laughed before showing a snarky grin. "I just wanted to see the look on Heather's face."
Confessional Ends
"My eyebrows! Beth!" Heather called Beth over.
"What do you want?" Beth pondered.
"Go get my make-up bag from the cabin." Heather ordered the wannabe.
Beth sighed and exited the room.
"Excuse me," Jo said. "I need a bathroom break."
"By all means go! It's like I'm on a team of morons." Heather pounded the table. At this point, a few of the Gophers were getting fed up with Heather.
Confessional: Brick
"I'll admit to being on edge, but Heather is seriously taking it too far." Brick let his frustrations out.
Confessional Ends
Afterwards, Harold came back wearing his pajamas, making the other boys clap.
"Nice jammies." Duncan insincerely complimented.
Harold was just exhausted. "This is all I've got left. So if you sickos want to see me butt naked, hit me with your best shot."
"Well, stop leaving your underwear all over the cabin and we'll back off." Mike said.
"I told you it wasn't me!" Harold once again defended himself.
"Well, we tried." Duncan shrugged.
Shawn took out a plate of sandwiches. "Hey, guys! I made some sandwiches! We can eat while we work!"
"Aw, sweet! I'm seriously starving." Harold took a bite out of his sandwich. "This tastes like sweat and lotion. It's probably the worst sandwich ever." Harold took out underwear that was in his mouth. "Gross!"
The Killer Bass chuckled at what they were seeing.
"We'll return all your shorts when you admit your guilt." Shawn assured the boy.
Meanwhile, Beth was looking for Heather's makeup bag. She found it and decided to head back.
Jo was standing outside waiting for Beth.
"I have a proposal for you," Jo stopped Beth in her tracks.
"What is it?" Beth asked.
"Me and Brick are working together in an alliance," Jo let out her plan. "I've heard that you were pretty fiery during the paintball challenge."
"I just wanted to win." Beth defended herself.
"Yeah yeah. Wanna be my ally until the finals?" Jo smiled at the girl.
"I don't know. I'll probably think about it," Beth partly declined.
Jo rolled her eyes. "Let's head back. I'm done using the bathroom."
"Sure." Beth agreed but failed to notice her tiki doll falling out of her pocket and onto the ground.
Jo was stunned to see the doll. She thought for a while, but shoved it into her pocket and followed Beth.
Confessional: Brick
"I would be mad right now. That thing is cursed." Jo huffed. "But it might come in handy."
Confessional Ends
Beth and Jo are now back with Heather waiting for them.
"Don't just stand there. Give it!" Heather said to Beth.
Beth gave the bag to her with a glare and went back to her station. The moment Heather's back was turned, Jo shoved the tiki doll onto Heather's pocket with a villainous smile.
The scene cut back to Duncan and Dawn working on the custard.
"I hate to tell you this," Dawn tapped Duncan's shoulder. "but they all need to have precisely the same amount of custard."
"Relax," Duncan said. "they're fine. You don't need to keep watching over everything that I do."
"To be fair, we are partners," Dawn defended herself. "I just want to help."
"If you say so, moonchild," Duncan said.
Confessional: Duncan
"Dawn's a little odd, but she's pretty helpful and handy." Duncan secretly admitted.
Confessional Ends
We then see Chris at the dining table, waiting for his food.
"Your meal is coming up sir." Beth told Chris politely.
"Lunch is almost served Chris, I mean sir." Sky said happily.
The Screaming Gophers were done with their food.
"We might just win this platoon. Beth and Noah, guard the food. All right, let's do this!" Brick took charge.
Before she walked out, Heather drew eyebrows on her head with a marker.
Noah and Beth were looking at the ribs.
"These ribs look so good." Beth said.
"I don't think Chris would mind if I take a piece off," Noah tried to sneak himself a piece, but was stopped.
"No, Noah. This is something that Owen would do," Beth reminded the schemer.
"Alright, fine." Noah controlled his hunger.
We see Chris trying the Killer Bass' antipasto.
"Your antipasto gets a nine, pass the pasta please." Chris said as Shawn gave him the spaghetti.
Chris then ate the spaghetti "Well I give that a six. With a combined score of fifteen how will the Gophers respond?" Chris asked.
Soon Beth and Noah showed up with the ribs.
"Ooh these look good." Chris said happily before taking a part of the ribs and eating it. "Eight points."
"Oh yeah." Noah said happily.
"Time for dessert!" Chris declared.
Chris ate the Bass' custard. "Mmm, nine."
Chris then ate the Gophers' pineapple skewer and was impressed "I give this one a seven."
"The Gophers will need ten points to beat the Bass, and I do say this dessert looks like a winner." Chris said before looking at the flambé.
Chris then picked at it with the fork and the flambé exploded.
"That doesn't look good." Noah commented.
Chris ate it anyway, but began to choke.
Luckily Brick came to his rescue. "Hang on, there! Yes! Got it!" Brick patted himself on the back when the piece was on the table.
"Ewww," Beth cringed.
"What the heck is this?" Chris wanted an answer.
"It is Heather's recipe," Noah pinned it on Heather. "She's the one who tried to teach it to us."
"Shut up! I was the head chef of this challenge!" Heather denied responsibility.
"You continue on saying that," Noah rolled his eyes.
"Is the challenge over?" Brick asked the host.
"It is! The Bass win twenty-four to sixteen and it's because I almost died." Chris said.
"Great! That's just great! Why do we keep losing, people?" Heather yelled at her teammates, who were all mad at her.
Jo decided to put her plan into action and pulled the doll out of Heather's pocket. "Uh, what is this?"
"That's the tiki doll from the other island." Heather inspected it.
"And you took it from there knowingly?" Jo scolded her.
"She did what?!" Brick shrieked.
"You mean Boney Island? The deadliest island in Muskoka? The one I specifically said not to take anything from or you'll be cursed?" Chris gave a reminded to her.
The Gophers all scowled at Heather, but Beth realized that the doll was hers. She was about to speak up but Jo covered her mouth.
"What the heck is wrong with you?" Noah shouted for the first time.
"Chris said not to take anything. But you decided to bring along the totem that's cursed?" Brick scolded her.
"I didn't take it. Someone must've stolen the doll and planted it on me." Heather said in sheer nervousness.
"A likely story. No one, not even Jockstrap, would be dumb enough to bring back a tiki that would hinder the team," Jo pointed out.
"That's enough. The Killer Bass now lead with seven members to the gophers' soon to be six. And as promised, the winners will be enjoying a reward tonight. A five-star dinner under the stars." Chris announced, making the Killer Bass excited.
"Sweet!" Harold beamed and hugged Dawn.
"Okay! You can put me down now!" Dawn advised Harold after a few seconds, to which he obeyed.
Soon we see Brick talking to the Gophers except for Heather.
"Based on what happened today, it's clear that Heather should go once and for all!" Brick stated.
"No kidding. She's been a big pain since the first day." Noah agreed.
"I'll vote for her, but I just want to say-" Beth was about to tell everyone that Heather didn't take the doll, but Jo pinched her in the neck to shut her up. "Never mind."
Confessional: Jo
"I was getting tired of listening to Heather's commands, so I framed her for taking the doll." Jo smirked.
Confessional: Heather
"Jo is a royal pain in the butt. I trust that Ella will vote with me." Heather declared.
Confessional: Jo
"Now I can get Beth into joining my alliance. This can be a really good blackmail opportunity." Jo grinned.
Confessional: Heather
"I vote for Jo." Heather voted. "And besides, I did not take that doll."
Confessional: Brick
Brick stared at the camera for a moment. He plainly said "Heather."
Confessionals End
Soon we cut to the elimination ceremony where Chris and the remaining Screaming Gophers are.
"I've got seven Gophers sitting in front of me tonight. But only six fluffy bits of sweet safety in my hands. So good luck. When I call your name, come up and get your marshmallow." Chris said.
The Gophers were glaring at Heather, and she glared back, though she was surprised to see Ella turning her back on her.
"Beth, Ella, Noah, Brick, Cody," Chris gave them their marshmallows.
"Jo. Heather. It's down to you two. Whoever doesn't get this last marshmallow must immediately walk The Dock of Shame and leave on the Boat of Losers. Forever." Chris said "The final marshmallow goes to…"
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"Jo."
Jo smirked and began pointing at the Dock Of Shame while looking at Heather.
"You heard him, Boat Of Losers, that way." Jo smirked at Heather "That really was stupid of you to take that doll from the island."
Heather's mouth gaped. "What!" Then she ran over to Ella and grabbed her by the blouse. "You voted for me, didn't you?"
Ella firmly nodded at this.
Jo pulled them apart and turned to Heather. "You brought this on yourself. Don't blame her."
"I will make you all regret you ever met me," Heather said angrily before two interns started to drag her. "I promise."
"Well excuse me if I don't start shaking in my boots," Noah deadpanned as he and the Gophers witnessed Heather screaming while being taken away.
"What a show. And you might wanna burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes." Chris warned the team.
"Will Chef give us some sage?" Brick asked.
"Nope. So good luck with that." Chris declined.
Later on, Harold was sleeping, so Shawn, Mike, and Duncan picked up his bed and carried it out of the cabin.
Harold woke up outside to giggling. He got up and saw all the female campers swimming and laughing at him. Unluckily, he had slept with only his tiny whiteys that night.
"What the heck am I doing here?" Harold screams and covers himself up with a pillow.
The other Bass boys showed up in a canoe. "So," Duncan said, "learn your lesson yet?"
"Yes!" Harold said. "Okay. Yes!"
"We're gonna need more than that," Mike said.
"I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again. I swear!" He pleaded.
"I believe him, let's leave him alone." Mike tossed him a change of clothes. "A pleasure doing business with you!"
The three laughed as Harold ran to get dressed.
Screaming Gophers: Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Noah, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Mike, Shawn, Dawn, Sky, Amy
Author's Note: Before anybody gets mad at me for the Harold plot. That episode was the only time I genuinely didn't have much of a problem with the bullying other than being stripped naked in his sleep and his bed being sent to the outside(which is censored but still), but I sorta fixed that by having him have underwear on at least.
As for Heather, I told you all, I don't come here for the sole purpose of being a copycat, so I had her suffer her untimely fate here. But who will take her role as antagonist, well; I'll let you guess that.