LaCuevademisgustos: We'll see what happens to Beth.
leo45: How come you say Dawn is better than Leshawna.
GBond007: Yep. Harold and Dawn are quite the pairing.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Yep. Jo's smart.
PrincessCrystalGem: Indeed he should.
Screaming Gophers: Beth, Jo, Ella, Cody, Brick
Killer Bass: Duncan, Harold, Shawn, Dawn, Sky
"Last time on Total Drama Island… A note from a secret admirer got Ella and Dawn to figure out who it was. It was no surprise that it turned out to be Harold but was turned down for the sake of not rushing things." Chris recapped "Brick got put in a body cast, Shawn and Sky have different views when it comes to cleanliness, and Noah was eliminated for his plan to eliminate Jo. And now, let's see what in store for our campers on this weeks episode, of Total... Drama... Island!"
(After theme song)
We then see Chris and Chef inside the Mess Hall standing next to the door when the ten contestants walked in.
"What? No breakfast?" Harold asked weirded out.
"Oh, don't worry bro." Chris reassured him "There will be plenty of food later on." Chris then started giggling with Chef.
"What are you two giggling about?" Beth asked suspiciously.
Chris and Chef just giggled harder at this before Chris began speaking "Congratulations to the Final Ten campers for making the halfway point in the competition."
"I'm so ecstatic to be here." Ella cheered.
"The two teams will become one next week. But first all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and boys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as time itself, a battle of the sexes!"
Duncan winked at Jo who glared at him.
"After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then you'll a have a bite to eat." Chris said, making him and Chef giggle before Chris continued "Ready for a little good news? This week, one will be kicked off."
The campers cheered at this and Chris went back to talking "It's all for reward and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!"
Everyone was going to pack their things when Brick stopped Jo.
"So it seems that I'm gonna have to not work with you anymore with me being a guy and all," Brick pointed out.
"Yeah. It's just gonna be me and Beth from this point on," Jo nodded.
"I'll be okay working by myself." Brick smiled. "I'm large and in charge,"
"Of course you are, G.I. Joke," Jo playfully mocked the cadet and left.
Confessional: Jo
"With Brick being with the guys, that just leaves Beth as my companion," Jo smirked. "Beth's a good kid. I'll carry her a few rounds and then I'll dump her if we reach the finals."
Confessional Ends
We then see Dawn about to leave the Killer Bass cabin while Harold was about to get in.
"So I guess we're on separate teams again." Harold chuckled awkwardly.
"Yeah I guess so." Dawn said playfully.
"It was really cool working with you together as a team." Harold told her.
"I liked getting to know you a lot better these past few days." Dawn complimented.
Chris barged in and grabbed Dawn's arm. "Big day ahead of us!"
Harold sighed a bit, but was accidentally shoved by Cody who was carrying his keyboard.
"Where should I place my keyboard?" Cody thought to himself, oblivious to Harold's plight.
Soon we see Dawn and Sky going towards the Screaming Gophers' cabin.
Confessional: Sky
"I'm not worried being one of the two new girls on the Gophers' side," Sky smiled. "At least Dawn will be with me."
Confessional Ends
"Alright then, we made it." Sky told her friend.
"I've seen their auras." Dawn conversed. "They're all pretty good, although one of them is a bit dark."
"Let's just go inside and try to make a good impression." Sky advised.
Soon we see Ella opening the door for the three girls.
"Hello girls, you can come in if you'd like." Ella said sweetly.
"Welcome," Jo waved. "We're like a family in here now."
"What do you mean?" Sky turned to Jo.
"We're the same gender. No boys and only girls." Jo whooped. "Pixie, Gym Rat, you two can make yourselves at home, but just don't touch my stuff."
"Okay, but I have a name," Sky added. "Why don't you just call me Sky?"
"I don't respect people that much," Jo retorted. "And plus, using nicknames is so much better."
"I don't want to argue with you," Sky said a bit miffed. "We're a team now."
"Fine," Jo complied.
Dawn saw Luna sleeping. "She looks so adorable."
"I know," Beth said. "Ella even let me feed her. I gave her Chef's food, and she surprisingly enjoyed it."
"Thanks for letting me nurtur her, Dawn," Ella said. "Most Disney movies normally have animal buddies, and now I have one."
"I have a lot of animals back in my farm," Beth told the two. "My favorite is my pet pig Bertha."
"I'm surprised that we have similar interests with pets," Dawn blinked.
"I agree, but how are the gentlemen faring?" Ella wondered.
Over on the boys side, they were throwing a party. Brick and Harold were drinking soda, Cody and Duncan were operating the music, and Brick was dancing.
"Check out my new beatbox method," Harold announced to everyone as he let out a new beatboxing solo, only with a few burps in-between every now and then.
After he stopped, the guys were all stunned. "Cool. You should be captain." Shawn offered.
"Are you serious?" Harold blinked his eyes.
"Of course we're being serious," Duncan commented. "You can be a goofy dork, but with your performances in the challenges, and your beatbox skills, I can look past that."
"Awesome!" Harold fist pumped.
"Do you want to say anything for the men of Wawanakwa?" Brick asked.
"Yeah. We are going to take down the girls and secure victory from this point on. Booyah!" Harold made his speech, making the boys root for him.
Confessional: Duncan
Duncan shrugged. "He already paid the price for his underwear habit, and he hasn't been irritating lately, so yeah, I can be cool with Harold."
Confessional Ends
Soon we see the teams sitting down on separate benches at the tables waiting for the challenge to start.
"It's time for today's challenge." Chris announced.
"Where's breakfast?" Brick asked making Chris and Chef laugh again.
"Oh stop laughing already, we know you're scheming so just tell us." Jo said angrily.
Chris stopped laughing, "Let's just tell them today's challenge is, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You'll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross, just that it will likely be... gross."
"Tell them what they'll get if they win Chris!" Chef said in a game show host tone.
"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort. Where they'll be pampered, eat gormet food, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught wile participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight. And spent the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef." Chris pointed a thumb to Chef who wore a creepy smile making the contestants gulp.
Confessional: Sky
"I just hope we win so that our stomachs can get pumped during the resort." Sky gulped.
Confessional Ends
"You can give up now," Jo taunted. "'Cause all I smell is victory for me and my team!"
"Oh please, I've eaten worse." Shawn rolled his eyes. "This isn't a problem for me."
"Let's begin the challenge." Chris said with a smile. "First, some hor d'oeuvres." Chef handed the teams, plates of kidney-shaped meat.
"Ooh meatballs I'm scared." Duncan said sarcastically.
"Technically you're right Duncan." Chris answered. "But these are kinda special."
"They're from dead bulls, they're called Beef Testicles Bourguignon," Chef explained.
"Testicles?!" Brick said horrified.
Cody tried to eat one once it was on his plate but as soon as his teeth touched the meatball, he began crying.
The boys began whimpering and groaning.
Confessional: Jo
"Judging by the way the guys were reacting to that meal, I knew we could win the round.
Confessional Ends
Jo smirked at this display "What's the matter boys, it's just meatballs."
Jo then popped the meatball in her mouth and soon the guys began gagging.
"You're sick!" Cody said as his face turned green.
Sky saw that Dawn wasn't eating. "What's the matter?"
"I'm not able to eat food that come from animals," Dawn shuddered, which Harold noticed.
Confessional: Harold
"I have to help her, even if it'll get me in trouble with the guys," Harold stated.
Confessional Ends
"Don't worry. I've read that they castrate bulls for medical reasons." Harold comforted Dawn.
Calmed down, Dawn ate the testicle.
Confessional: Dawn
"Harold really is thoughtful." Dawn swooned.
Confessional Ends
"I can't do it!" Brick stopped eating.
"Well, looks like the guys lost this round," Chris announced. "The first round goes to the female campers."
"Look guys, we may have lost this round…" Harold began.
"For good reason." Duncan interrupts. "You gave the other team the push to eat that meal."
"Yeah, but it was just a confidence boost, I doubt we were gonna finish so might as well end our suffering." Harold continued. "I'm still the captain of the men."
"Good." Duncan said. "At least you know whose side you're on."
"Yeah." Cody said. "The girls are hot, but they're our competition."
"The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys," Chris explained. "And now, it's time for the next course in, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You guys like pizza?"
"Ooh I love pizza." Shawn said happily.
"Same here," Brick agreed.
"Really do you love pizza with live grasshopper, with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?" Chris asked with a smirk.
(Commercial break)
"Anchovies? On pizza?" Sky shivered.
"I love fish, I cannot eat this" Ella said pulling her plate away.
"Oh yes you are, there is a five star buffet with my name on it and I am not losing it because you can't handle some grasshoppers." Jo said angrily.
"Fine, I'll eat." Ella sighed.
Ella was about to bite it before she refused to eat it.
"Oh I can't do this. This grasshopper has done no harm, why would I want to devour it?" Ella said.
"It is for the challenge," Sky comforted the princess. "Just take the grasshopper off and eat the pizza.
Ella did what she was told and ate a bite of the pizza. "Thanks, Skylar."
The guys were struggling to eat the pizza, although Shawn took a bite of it easily.
"I have an idea, guys," Shawn spoke up. "Speed eating."
"What?" Cody asked.
"Just swallow as many pizzas as you can." Shawn described.
Confessional: Shawn
"When aliens or robots are coming, you ain't got time to chew," Shawn snapped his fingers.
Confessional Ends
Soon we see the boys eating the pizza as fast as they could.
"Done." Brick burped.
"The winners of this round are the guys!" Chris announced.
The guys began cheering while the girls groaned.
Confessional: Chef
"I was excited for the next dish, I made it from scratch." Chef then scratched his back.
Confessional Ends
"Allright who's ready for the third course?" Chris asked as Chef revealed the dish. "Spaghetti! Actually live earthworms, covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
"Why?" Beth seethed.
"No, I can't do this anymore!" Cody yelled running out of the Mess Hall.
"I'll get him." Brick shrugged before running after Cody and tackling him.
"Okay, okay I'm sorry I snapped for a bit but I'm good now." Cody breathed quickly as he and Brick went back inside.
The guys covered their eyes while eating the earthworms and managed to succeed in winning.
"And once again…" Chris said, "the winners are the guys!"
Confessional: Brick
Brick was feeling queasy, but tried to avoid it. "It wasn't that bad. I'm just eating this meal to win. I don't mind earthworms or beef testicles or live grasshopper pizza with jellyf-" Brick was now throwing up.
Confessional Ends
The girls were feeling dejected.
Sky tried to lift the spirits. "Don't worry. With our diverse set of skills, I think we can win, but we have to work together as a team. Come on! Let's do this!"
"Sky brings a good point," Beth said. "We stick together or fall apart together."
"Alright everybody, time for course number four. No nine course meal would be complete without soup. Today's special is french bunion soup with hangnail crackers." Chris cackled.
Cody then banged his head on the table.
Confessional: Cody
"I think they just use stuff from Chef's bathroom floor." Cody told the camera.
Confessional Ends
"Girls, I have an idea." Sky said happily before leaving to get something.
The guys were struggling to get one spoonful down when Sky came back with a funnel.
She then had the girls put their mouths on the funnel one by one and poured the soup into the funnel thus making them all eat it even Sky who chugged it all herself.
"The girls win again." Chris said. "The score is tied at two all."
Confessional: Ella
"May the best team win?" Ella tried to remain optimistic.
Confessional Ends
\/\/\/
You gotta eat. Eat!
(Chef chewed a piece of gum, took it out of his mouth, and smashed it onto a ball of prechewed gum before presentig it to Beth.)
Eat to win
(Chef squeezed a skunk's tail into a cocktail shaker.)
Don't let them gross you out. Don't let them push you down.
(He shook the shaker and poured the liquid into a glass. Ella took a sip, and gagged.)
Stand tall and say you caaaaaaan!
(The next course was Chef drawing a smiley face on a flip flop with a caulk gun. Brick tried to bite on it with his teeth before falling over.)
You gotta eat. Eat!
Eat to win!
Oooooh you need to eat. Eat!
Eat to wiiiiiiiin!
(The next two courses involved Chef chopping up a rotten pepper and a stew made from various discarded trash items.)
\/\/\/
"Wow." Chris said, "It's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge! It's delicious dolphin weiners: hot dogs made of dolphins."
"This is just wrong!" Ella protested.
"It's already been cooked, so we can't do anything about it," Sky said.
"But I don't think I can." Dawn whined.
"They're right, I will not eat a dolphin." Cody glared at Chris.
"This is just disgusting." Brick scoffed.
Confessional: Chef
"I slave all day over a hot stove cooking dolphin. No appreciation." Chef said angrily.
Confessional Ends
Chris then groaned "Fine, enough. We'll settle this by having an eat-off."
We then see Shawn and Beth sit by a tray of empty shot glasses.
"Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich to fit your active lifestyle." Chris said as Chef poured the blend into the shot glasses. "On you marks, get set, go!"
The two teens started drinking the shots. Beth would gag each time while Shawn's eye would twitch.
It was down to three glasses, Beth and Shawn drank one glass and Shawn drank the last glass.
"Shawn wins." Chris said happily.
Beth and the girls groan at this and the guys celebrate at this.
"We don't hold any grudges towards you, Beth, if it makes you feel any better." Ella attempted to console the wannabe.
Suddenly, Beth felt something. "Oh no, I'm about to-" She threw up.
This caused a chain reaction of everyone puking until it covered the camera.
"The guys are the big winners today."
The camera shows the sunset as the guys are seen walking down the dock to get on the yacht.
"While the girls go their separate ways."
Jo and Sky go to one side of the cabin while Dawn joins Beth and Ella on another.
"What shocking surprises do we have in store for our campers next week as they head toward the big merge?"
Sky was seen giving a queasy look from the food that they ate.
Harold had the same queasy look from inside the yacht.
"Tune in for Total... Drama... Island." Chris finished.