LaCuevademisgustos: The sexism always annoyed me in that episode. Like what did we eliminate Ezekiel for again?
Jss2141: The specialty.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Shawn would've likely won either way.
leo45: Ah. That's totally fair.
GBond007: We're about to find out.
PrincessCrystalGem: Interesting assumptions.
Boys: Brick, Cody, Duncan, Harold, Shawn
Girls: Beth, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Sky
"Last time on Total Drama Island… The Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle of the Sexes challenge that put their tastebuds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest retch-fest this host has ever seen, but the guys scored a big win for themselves. While the guys set off on a big weekend on the SS Lap of Luxury, the girls went their separate ways" Chris recapped "Who will betray? And who will choose sides? Find out on Total Drama Island!"
(After theme song)
The girls were lounging about on the dock. Beth was reading a book, Dawn was meditating, Sky was doing pushups, and Ella and Jo were sitting on stools.
Soon they hear a ship horn, the girls all see the guys partying on the yacht.
"Awesome weekend guys." Duncan said happily as they all went on the dock.
"That was the most fun I've ever had in like ever." Harold replied.
"I believe Cody took a real shining to those lovely ladies that were giving us hand and foot treatments." Duncan smirked.
"Duh! Have you checked out the spa treatments? I haven't been more relaxed." Cody sighed calmly.
"I wish we could get rewards like this every time," Harold wished.
The girls were looking jealous of what the boys experienced.
Confessional: Beth
"I wish I could've been there," Beth groaned. "What they recapped is making me a little jealous."
Confessional Ends
"Would any of you care for a chocolate covered cherry blossom?" Brick asked kindly holding up a tray of said treats making Jo throw a boom at Brick's tray making the chocolate covered cherry blossoms fall in the water.
"Cheer up man." Shawn said patting Brick on the back "They just can't handle the fact that we won the prize and we're getting along much better."
"Listen up campers." Chris said over the loudspeaker, "As of right now, all teams are officially dissolved. From here on in, it's Every. Camper. For. Themselves."
"Well it seems we're solo now!" Shawn cheered.
"I can't believe I got to this point. I wonder what's gonna happen next!" Beth smiled.
"This might answer your question!" Chris announced, a boat horn got the campers' attention.
"It can't be." Dawn said in shock.
"What? But that's impossible." Jo moaned.
"Aw man; what is she doing here?" Cody asked in a panic.
A boat carrying a certain contestant stopped at the dock "Back by popular audience demand, it's…" Chris began before finishing "Eva."
Eva then jumped off the boat "That's right. I'm back. And just to be clear, not only am I gonna kick butt, but I'm giving special attention to my backstabbing Bass team who voted me off!"
"Wait a second!" Beth said. "You said no one was allowed back."
"I did?" Chris asked.
"And once you leave-" Beth began.
(Flashback)
"And once you leave on the Dock of Shame, on the Boat of Losers, you can never ever ever come back."
(Flashback Ends)
"Oh yeah." Chris laughed "I lied."
"You can't do that!" Beth yelled. "The game is supposed to be fair!"
"It's best not to argue with him." Ella said.
Sky heard Eva breathing. "So, Eva, what have you been doing since you left the island?"
"Taking anger management classes," Eva answered. "I was told that I needed them."
Confessional: Eva
"I watched the show enough to know that Heather was the one who planned to have my mp3 be taken away from me. I took care of that," Eva admitted. "I don't blame Sadie. She was basically threatened to take it from me."
Confessional Ends
"Eva was an audience favorite?" Harold asked in shock.
"She wasn't." Chris admitted. "But we liked her. Also returning to camp, it's Lightning!"
"Oh no." Dawn, Eva, and Jo groaned.
Lightning then walked off his own boat "That's right! Lightning is back and boy am I more pumped up to win."
"How are you so happy?" Shawn asked the overachiever.
"I was given a second chance," Lightning beamed. "so I got myself in top shape."
"Whatever you did, it's probably more comfortable than what we've been going through," Beth said.
"Where I was, I did plenty of running and plenty of exercise," Lightning recounted. "Lightning's gonna win!"
"Alrighty campers." Chris said "Report to the amphitheater where you'll learn all about this week's challenge. McLean out!"
Soon we see everyone in the girls cabin when Eva came in "Which bunk am I sleeping in?"
"There's an extra one in the front." Dawn pointed at it.
"I want one in the back." Eva said angrily. "That way I can make sure that nobody steals anything from me."
"If this is about what happened during the talent show, then sorry," Sky attempted to apologize.
"You voted me out without even questioning if Heather stole my player from me," Eva added.
"She was convincing at the time," Ella said. "but now we know better."
Eva exited the cabin. "Whatever. I'm still gonna win."
Beth looked in her direction and tried to break the silence. "At least she's not trying to kill us?"
Confessional: Beth
"Eva is angry and rude." Beth sighed. "I could be her friend, but I'll have to ask Jo about it."
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the amphitheater where the highest tier were Brick, Shawn, Ella, Cody, and Duncan lined up in a row, the middle tier were Beth, Sky, Harold, and Dawn, and the lowest tier were Jo, Lightning, and Eva.
Chris began speaking "Welcome to your next challenge! The time honored game of endurance, say uncle!"
"You are all about to be put through test of endurance so insane that some of them put our interns in the emergency room." The campers all gave each other worried looks. "If you back down from the challenge or do not last the required ten seconds, you will be eliminated. The winning camper will not only be safe from elimination, but will take home this luxurious trailer." The camera shifted to a basic hitch trailer. "Yours to keep at the end of the summer."
"What kinds of challenges?" Lightning asked.
"Why don't you ask my lovely assistant?" Chris said, gesturing to Chef who was wearing a hockey mask and holding a meat cleaver in his crossed hands. "All right, let's do this! Duncan, you're first up. Let's spin the Wheel of Misfortune to select your challenge."
Chris then spun the wheel which landed on a turtle silhouette.
"Our interns spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, crustiest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand completely unprotected in the goalie net completely unprotected, Chef will fire off turtle slapshots." Chris explained while pushing Duncan in front of the goal.
"If I were you dude, I'd protect my coconuts, this could get ugly." Chris whispered to Duncan before running off.
"If you can stay in for ten seconds, you'll go on to the second round."
Soon Chef fires the first shot at Duncan in which he dodged but he wasn't able to dodge the second one as it bit his shoulder. Duncan screamed in pain.
Chef fired off several more turtles, the last of which biting him on the crotch. Duncan's eyes welled with tears and he fell over.
"And Duncan moves on to the next round!" Chris announced. "Isn't this fun?"
"Yeah it's a riot." Duncan said sarcastically.
"Whoa that was harsh." Lightning whispered to Eva.
"Don't talk to me." Eva whispered back.
"Geez girl. I'm just trying to be nice," Lightning huffed. "We are the returnees."
"Shut up or I'll sharip your mouth off!" Eva threatened, making Lightning speechless.
Jo saw this. "Don't mind She-Hulk over there. She's just being a grump."
"Next up is Beth, your challenge is marshmallow waxing." Chris said happily "We're gonna wax every part of your face. If you can take the pain for a full ten seconds, you can go to the next level."
Beth gulped before speaking "I'll do it."
Confessional: Beth
"As long as nothing gets into my braces, then I'll be fine," Beth said to the camera.
Confessional Ends
Chef then dumped hot melted marshmallows on her face, making her scream, even so she made it for ten seconds.
Chef then removed the melted marshmallow from Beth's face.
"That was brutal, I don't think I could've handled that." Harold said, cringing.
"That's fair." Dawn shrugged.
"Alright Beth, since you haven't complained you get to choose who does which challenge." Chris said.
Beth put a finger up to her chin before she saw Jo mouthing Shawn's name.
"I guess I'll go with Shawn, with lake leeches." Beth told Chris.
"What?" Shawn yelped.
"Sorry," Beth whispered. "I didn't know who to choose."
"Oh and if your victim sticks it out you get eliminated instead." Chris smirked.
"Would've been nice to know beforehand." Duncan rolled his eyes.
Shawn then went in the pool of lake leeches Chef pushed in.
Shawn tried to hold in his pain, but eventually, it was too much for him and he jumped out.
"Alright Shawn, since you made it to ten seconds, it looks like Beth is out. She will now be directed to her new seat." Chris said as Beth's chair turned into stocks.
Confessional: Shawn
"What goes around comes around." Shawn smirked.
Confessional Ends
Soon we see Brick scoff as he wears wooden shorts "How painful can wooden shorts be?"
Chef showed him a woodpecker that pecked all the way through a branch, making Brick gasp.
Soon we see Chef yank Jo's nose hairs, she stuck it out for ten seconds.
Ella was then seen trying to last ten seconds being squeezed by a python.
Cody was seen wearing a shirt of bees.
The wheel stopped at a yeti footprint "The next challenge is, spending ten seconds in a crate with Sasquatchanakwa. Tough one. Cody, you haven't complained in a while, so you get to chose the next victim."
We then see people begin chanting Eva's name.
Confessional: Cody
"Eva's the one we're gunning for." Cody pointed out. "so what else can I do?"
Confessional: Lightning
"If he picks angry girl for this, I would not want to stick around."
Confessionals End
Cody then nodded her head as they continued chanting Eva's name.
"Here's a toe tag, geek. You'll be needing it for later." Eva threatened.
Eva walked into the crate and after the seconds were up, she came out wearing a costume resembling Sasquatchanakwa.
"Eva stuck it out, so Cody is out of the game! Reckless choice by Cody. Now let's see who showed less courage than Eva and cried uncle." Chris smirked.
"A little visit to the Wawanakwa Hair Salon."
Chef grabbed Dawn's hair while brandishing a chainsaw, Dawn immediately ran off.
"The new-age music torture."
Harold was listening to the music on headphones until he took them off.
"Who can forget the old ice cream brain freeze?"
Jo was seen eating ice cream but then she got a brain freeze and groaned.
We are down to only three left, Eva, Lightning, and Sky.
Soon we see Chef using his gloves while about to give Sky the electric eel shock.
"Okay, I do not want to do this," Sky refused her challenge.
"Well then Sky's out, leaving the two rejoiners; Eva and Lightning. Lightning, it's time for your sudden death challenge." Chris informed.
Confessional: Lightning
"Well this is it, the final challenge, and I intend to win it." Lightning said motivated.
Confessional Ends
"Lightning, your challenge is the grizzly bear log roll." Chris announced.
"You say what?" Lightning asked in shock.
The scene cuts to a log in the lake. On one end, an unusually confident looking grizzly and on the other was Lightning.
"Molotov the Bear performs with the Russian National Circus and has been the European log rolling champion for the past twelve years. To win, you must last ten seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the pirahna-infested water." Chris said "Lightning you can back out now."
Lightning looked at a grinning Eva and the bear and glared at it "No way, I'm going in."
"In that case, go." Chris announced before Molotov began running on the log and Lightning was running along with it. This continued for a few seconds until Lightning was able to gain the upper hand and gain control of the log.
Lightning then did a front flip and planted his feet on the log, making it stop and the bear fell off.
"You've just been struck by Lightning!" Lightning smirked.
"Lightning wins, which means Eva is out." Chris said happily "He wins invincibility and the grand prize."
"What? No way!" Eva twitched her eye.
"Yes way! You lose, I win! You lose, I win! That's right, baby!" Lightning celebrated while checking out his trailer.
"While Lightning checks out his trailer full of food, and we check out his blood pressure, the rest of you can decide on who you want to eliminate." Chris announces.
Soon we see Lightning walk over to behind the cabin with Jo and Beth.
"Hey why'd you bring Lightning to this meeting?" Beth asked.
"This dude told me to come here," Lightning grumbled.
"I'm a girl, Brightning, not a boy," Jo growled at him.
"Whatever. Why should I help you? You tripped me that episode and I want to relax in my trailer," Lightning glared at the jockette.
"Quit living in the past." Jo waved it off. "I just want to make sure that we're getting rid of Eva."
"Yeah, she's pretty scary." Beth replies. "She was able to take down Sasquatchanakwa."
"That's part of the reason why we should vote her off, she's athletic and a powerhouse, we might not get another chance like this." Jo admitted.
"Hmm, fine we'll vote out Eva, but next time, don't trip me or make me lose." Lightning said.
Jo nodded at this before the alliance dispersed.
We then see Brick talking to Cody in the boys cabin after the other boys left.
"Okay so we all know we're in danger of elimination since we're the only Gopher boys left so I believe we should form an alliance to ensure our safety." Brick told Cody.
"Well I guess that'll work." Cody smirked. "Could we add girls into the mix? I'm thinking Ella. She's hot and a good singer."
"I'll think about it," Brick looked off. "but remember, you can't just flirt with girls every minute. They won't be interested and will try to avoid you if you do so."
"I'll try." Cody complied. "But I wonder who we're voting off."
"That won't be a difficult choice," Brick reassured the geek.
Soon we cut to the elimination ceremony where everyone was sitting down on stumps.
"Tonight I decided to do something different, normally I would protect your privacy but let's check out who you voted for, just for fun." Chris smirked before turning on the TV next to him.
Voting Confessionals:
"Eva is horrible to us, I vote for her." Cody said.
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"I'm voting out Eva. I don't know who else to vote." Sky shyly admitted. "And if you're watching this, I miss you Mike."
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"Eva is out of here." Duncan carelessly shrugged.
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"Most people are gonna vote for Eva." Beth reasoned. "I don't wanna be left out."
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"Eva's nuts. Sorry." Shawn apologized.
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"So long Muscle Brain." Jo smirked.
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"I hope Eva leaves." Lightning confessed to the camera. "She just ain't right."
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"Unless they wanna leave in body bags, they better not say my name. I vote for Cody." Eva grumbled. "He made me go up against Sasquatchanakwa, even if I did win."
Voting Confessionals End
Everyone was shown to be fearful of Eva's reaction.
"Lots of dirt revealed there, huh? But in the end, Eva got the majority of the votes. So, adios." Chris said.
Eva raged out. "What?! This isn't the end of me! You better watch your backs! I'm not done! I'll get my revenge!"
Eva had her body restrained in the hope that she won't attack anyone while boarding the Boat of Losers. "I'm not done with you! You'll all pay for voting me out for the second time! I guarantee it!"
"Hey, who wants to shaparty in Lightning's new trailer?" Lightning offered before everyone cheered and began heading to Lightning's trailer.
Boys: Brick, Cody, Duncan, Harold, Lightning, Shawn
Girls: Beth, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Sky
Author's Note: And with that, Lightning and Eva rejoin... well Lightning does at least. Don't worry, he'll become more relevant later, I'm not gonna pull an Izzy hopefully. As for Eva, I wanted to tone down her anger this episode but I had to eliminate someone and everyone else had too much going on.
Sorry for those who wanted Mike back. I'm gonna go ahead and confirm now. He WILL be coming back next season.
22nd Courtney
21st Owen
20th Ezekiel
Eliminated: Eva
19th Rodney
18th Lindsay
Eliminated: Lightning
17th Sadie
16th Heather
15th Amy
14th Mike
13th Noah
12th Eva