leo45: Don't worry. I got a plan for that
acosta perez jose ramiro: Remember, Brick and Duncan don't know what Jo did to Dawn yet.
Mouryom: We'll see if that's right.
LaCuevademisgustos: Yeah, I at least wanted the elimination to make more sense than Geoff's.
Boys: Brick, Duncan, Lightning
Girls: Jo, Sky
"On today's very special episode of Total Drama Island." The recap opened up on a shot of the dock, but Chris was not there. "You've been watching as Lightning, Jo, Duncan, Brick, and Sky make their way to the Final Five."
While the recap was going on, Brick was throwing up outside his cabin, Jo and later on Sky were running away from a bear, and Duncan had accidentally fished out Lightning and taken away his swimsuit.
"It's been a long seven weeks, so we decided to give our weary finalists a day off and contemplate how they got here and enjoy all the camp has to offer." Chris explained.
We then see Chris at the dock to a resort "But what happens to the losers after they walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave camp? Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand? The losers are about to let it all hang out and you won't wanna miss a word, coming up on Total Drama Island." Chris said happily.
(After theme song)
We then cut to the resort where Chris began speaking while arriving on his jetski "Welcome, to Playa de Losers. The all-inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game, to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality shows has beens."
As he spoke, the camera showed Mike and Noah relaxing on the recline chairs, Eva lifting weights, and Shawn jumping off the high dive with a flip and landing into the pool.
We then cut to Amy and Lindsay at the pool bar watching Shawn's jump.
"I have to say, Seth's kind of cute," Lindsay said before falling into the water, causing a splash.
"His name is Shawn, and thanks for getting my pigtails wet," Amy sarcastically said.
"You're welcome. You should come in the water. It's really cool on your body," Lindsay offered before seeing a blue fin pop up and come towards her. "SHARK!" She quickly got back to her seat.
"Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, Lindsay," Amy rolled her eyes.
"I guess you're right. They are getting seaweed mud wraps right now," Lindsay said.
True to her words, the sharks were relaxing alongside Beth.
Lindsay was back on topic. "If it wasn't a shark, then what was it?"
Her answer came with Sadie popping up next to the two girls. "That's my third shark in the pool trick I played. Bye!" She went back down.
We then see Rodney in the hot tub. "As you can see, our campers have made themselves comfortable in this luxury resort."
We also see that Dawn and Harold are sharing the hot tub with Rodney.
"Looks like Harold and Dawn are happy to be reunited." Chris said.
"What can we say? This resort is a 10 out of 10." Harold said before kissing Dawn's cheek.
Meanwhile Mike and Noah are at the lounge chairs.
"I can't believe how close this place is to the camp," Mike exclaimed.
"Now this is what I'm talking about." Noah said happily.
Soon we see Cody and Owen walk by the grill to get hot dogs.
"After I threw away all my poems, I started to realize this place is pretty sweet." Cody said happily.
"I'm glad I got eliminated early. I get to party and eat at the same time. That's a win for me." Owen declared boisterously.
"Do you want a sausage or a burger?" Cody asked the big guy.
"I'll just combine the two," Owen put a sausage in-between a burger and ate it in one bite.
The scene flashed to Courtney sitting on the edge of the pool reading a magazine.
"This resort is nice, but that doesn't mean I have to forget about me being the first one kicked off the show," Courtney pointed out.
Ella, who was cuddling Luna, turned to the C.I.T. "I'm sorry it came to this, Courtney, but you didn't jump in the first part."
"I have a medical condition you know," Courtney said.
"I looked it up online, and there is no such thing as having a condition preventing you from jumping into shark water."
Just after she said that, a hawk flew in and grabbed Luna.
"Not again," Ella sighed.
Ezekiel was sitting down as he wore gold bling with a Z and sunglasses. "Yo, yo dawg! Check it out! Being famous is totally changed my life. I'm just kicking it, yo. Got me some fly bling, too. You like?"
Shawn shook his head at this. "I'm just as homeschooled as you are, Zeke, but most people don't normally act like this."
"But the bling is cool, right Shawn?" Ezekiel took out bling that was an S instead of a Z. "I even got an extra one for you."
Shawn took the golden bling. "This is kind of amazing. Thanks."
Heather was on a recline chair looking angry. "I don't care how nice this place is. I'm not even supposed to be here. After I was kicked off, I found out that Jo shoved that stupid cursed thing into my pocket. I can't wait to see her lose."
As she was ranting, the camera panned over to Noah and Mike. "That's the sixth time she's complained about her elimination, and to be honest, I have no sympathy for her," Noah said.
"I didn't know her as much as he does, but she kind of deserves to be out of the game after how she treated everyone," Mike agreed.
Rodney came up to the two. "Hey Mike, I've been wondering. Why do you constantly act like an old man every time you get angry? It happened two times last week."
"Mike's an actor. He just gets too invested in his characters sometimes," Noah lied.
"I agree with that," Mike said.
"Thanks for telling me. Can you pass me some bologna? I'm hungry," Rodney asked the two, leading Mike to give half of his food over to him. "This is so tasty."
Meanwhile, Shawn was setting up a snare near the entrance. "Just because I'm not on the island, doesn't mean I have to forget about my conspiracies. I've been setting up traps everywhere just to protect me from getting attacked."
Beth was done with her mud wrap. "I've learned a lot during my time on the island. You can't please everyone, and if you do want to make a friend, make sure they're not a jerk."
Amy was still at the pool bar. "So I got kicked off the show because apparently, I wasn't strong or athletic enough to make it through. At least I did help my team and didn't act like a dictator."
"That's true," Lindsay added. "If I'd known how phat this place was, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode."
Ella and Sadie were together. "I would like to give my opinion and say that I'm having a lovely time," Ella beamed.
"We're having so much fun here. This resort rocks!" Sadie cheered.
"TDI was really tough on us," Ella admitted.
"We had to do things like stay awake for a long time or jump into shark-infested water," Sadie recalled.
"Heather bossing us around was not a pleasant experience," Ella claimed.
"It's a good thing we stood up to her, and plus, she's out of the game," Sadie grinned.
Heather went up to Courtney. "Can you file a lawsuit for me and my crappy elimination? You're kind of a lawyer."
"I'm a C.I.T., not a lawyer," Courtney told her, "and besides, I'm not going to help you in any way."
"I was robbed! Doesn't anyone agree with me?!" Heather faced everyone.
"You're kidding right?" Cody dryly asked.
"Nope," Beth shook her head.
"Sorry, but no," Owen said before swallowing a hotdog.
"You brought this on yourself," Dawn firmly said.
"I don't care at all," Eva walked by Heather.
"All of you know what happened back there!" Heather yelled.
"At least you didn't get eliminated third like I did," Ezekiel said, prompting Heather to shove him.
"You would've just been kicked off in another episode. Nobody even liked you," Lindsay told Heather.
"Go jump in a piranha pool!" Heather snappishly scolded the blonde before leaving.
Eva was making herself a plate full of stake. "How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It sucked. My anger management issues improved a bit, and I managed to give Heather a black eye as soon as she showed her face here."
"I remember that completely," Sadie came onto the screen. "You're not mad at me for the whole mp3 thing right?"
"Nope, but don't think about taking it again or else," Eva ripped a steak in half to get her point across.
"Got it," Sadie fearfully stepped away.
Rodney was shown next. "Did I get anything from this experience? Well, I won't fall in love with every girl I see. I'm seeing a therapist about that."
"And that therapist is me," Dawn explained. "Once I promised not to expose his thoughts, I've been teaching him how to act around girls."
"I still want to get a girlfriend, but I'll give it time," Rodney proudly spoke.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" Lindsay squealed as she ran to Amy and Mike with a letter. "I got a letter from my sister that says there's a picture of me in Star Stalker magazine!"
"You mean the Star Stalker magazine?" Amy's eyes lit up. "It's impossible to get a picture there."
Both of them squeed in joy.
"Maybe if I get any eating disorder or my boobs done, I'll get on the cover!" Lindsay thought out.
"So Mike, if you could say something to one of the five remaining campers, what would it be?" Chris interviewed Mike.
"I'd tell Sky that I'm rooting for her to win," Mike said as he remembered the times they hung out. "She's the greatest friend I've ever had, and I miss her."
"Are you sure you two aren't crushing on each other?" Lindsay smiled affectionately.
"We're just friends for now," Mike answered. "Purely platonic."
"Sure it is," Amy slyly remarked.
Mike soon gasped and turned into Chester. "It's not gonna be a smooch fest, got it?!"
"Mike, I've got more burgers for you to eat so you won't get cranky!" Noah quickly threw one at Chester, turning him back into Mike.
"I miss eating actual food," Mike nervously said and got out of the water.
"This partnership is gonna have some rough roads," Noah told Mike while they walked away.
"At least you're helping me contain my personalities," Mike told the cynic.
The camera then cut to Chris at the dock "And there you have it." Chris said. "Stay tuned here to find out the answer to the question everyone wants to know. What do the losers think of the Final Five? And who do they want to win? These answers and more, comin' up!"
(Commercial break)
We then see Chris at the resort dock "Okay, You've seen how the losers are spending their time. Now, it's time to find out what they think of the Final Five."
"Jo is just the worst, she thinks she can sabotage me and get away with it, well she is so wrong." Heather said angrily, blocking Chris.
"You about done?" Chris asked in mild irritation.
Owen was cooking up more meat. "I should buy an all you can eat meat restaurant. Anyway, Jo is really mean."
"Jo is a formidable competitor, but I can't say I approve of her tactics. I mean, sabotaging Dawn's bike and making her crash. So uncalled for," Courtney said with disapproval.
"I thought she was hot at first, but after seeing the damage she can do to everyone, I'm having second thoughts being around her," Cody shrugged.
"So Dawn, Harold. Give us your take on Jo," Chris got to them.
"She's definitely the scariest female on the island," Harold winced. "She's the reason Dawn almost got eaten by piranhas."
"I have no ill will against her," Dawn brushed it off. "Karma will catch up to her eventually."
Ezekiel, Sadie, and Ella sat together. "She's the reason why a couple of us are even here," Ella said.
"And she was pretty bossy eh," Ezekiel said.
"Telling her off was the best moment of my life," Beth remembered the time she stood up to Jo.
"She is a jerk, but I do like how she has limits," Shawn got interviewed. "She had no intention of getting Dawn attacked and she was decent to me, even if she stole my tree sap."
"Who would I like to win? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I-I think I'd have to pick... Brick," Courtney swooned. "He's a true gentleman and a competitive player. Don't tell the others though, okay?"
"Oh, we already know. You were all over him ever since you watched the past episodes." Cody smirked with a couple of the campers.
"My golden lab drools less over a rib eye steak." Noah called out.
"And we eavesdropped again." Amy snorted next to Lindsay.
"Brick's pretty awesome," Owen happily said. "He let me have a marshmallow when I left and he has our best interests in heart."
"I think he's a total baby," Heather rudely scoffed. "Wetting your shorts and being afraid of the dark? What a baby."
Heather has a coconut flung at her head by Eva, knocking her out.
"That should shut her up for now," Eva grumbled. "Brick is the only one that I can see winning the money. The rest are weak compared to him."
The camera went to Shawn still planning more traps. "Lightning is hilarious and interesting once you get to know him."
"But he can let his ego get the best of him sometimes," Ella said.
"He's not that bad," Beth smiled. "Just last episode, he got me to be more willing to defend myself."
"Duncan got me eliminated over an accident, but I kind of respect his skills," Amy said.
"Well, I think he's pretty cruel," Lindsay ranted while sitting on a chair. "Anyone who treats deer and trees badly is not a friend to deer or trees."
"At first I hated Duncan," Harold started to recall his pranks. "He pranked me continuously during the cooking episode, got me to wet my pants, and drew a mustache on my face, even if the mustache was cool. But now I can consider him a friend."
"I really like how he managed to show a soft spot for people when the time comes," Dawn said, remembering the time he carved on her head a get well soon note.
"Okay, let's talk about Sandra." Lindsay opened up.
"SKY!" Everyone corrected the blonde.
"I thought she was my soulmate, but I got out of that," Rodney said. "She's still a nice girl."
"I can't say anything bad about her, and I excel at saying bad things about people." Courtney said proudly.
"We all know you want her to win," Sadie smiled at Mike.
"I do," Mike agreed. "She was one of the few people in my life who wanted to befriend me. I'm showing my gratitude by rooting for her."
"She definitely has my vote," Noah grinned. "Anyone who can cuss out a girl like Jo on international TV deserves to win."
The scene flashed to the water of the pool at night. A soothing flute song could be heard as the camera zoomed out to show almost everyone sitting by the pool. Sadie was on an inflatable pool chair in the pool. To the left, Noah, Beth, Shawn, Mike, Amy, Lindsay, and Ella sat together while Harold and Dawn stood behind them, with Dawn playing her flute. On the other side, Cody, Courtney, Heather, Ezekiel, and Rodney sat together and Eva stood behind them.
Owen joined everyone and sat next to Cody. "It's great to see everyone together."
"We do have to sleep, but at least we're ending this day on a good note," Cody said.
"So, who do you guys want to win if you could vote right now?" Ezekiel asked everybody.
"Duh, it should obviously be me," Heather huffed.
"We're talking about people in the final five, not ourselves," Courtney scolded Heather.
"Well, I think Brick should win," Cody suggested.
"Really? Why not Sky? Not that I'm complaining," Lindsay commented.
"Sky's attractive, but out of the two, Brick is the one I've known longer," Cody said. "Pals before gals."
"I'm glad you're not focusing on girls a hundred percent now just like me," Rodney told him.
"I can't decide between the two anyways," Dawn said. "They're both admirable and gold-hearted."
"Same here. I want to root for both of them," Sadie agreed.
"I'm going with Sky," Amy decided. "My volleyball team would be lucky to have her as a player."
"Her athleticism rocketed sky-high since the first day," Mike quipped, making everyone chuckle.
"I think Lightning should win," Beth gleefully voiced her vote.
"He's a bombastic man with a voice as loud as Black Bolt," Noah grimly described him.
"If there's anyone I want to fight alongside me, he's the man for the job," Shawn confidently said.
"Let's not neglect Duncan," Ella brought him up. "He's a valuable asset to his team and never let it go to waste."
"He's definitely got mad skills. That's for sure," Harold agreed fully.
"I like his style. Crafty and hard to manipulate. He has my respect," Eva said. "So does Jo for being able to play the game and beat most of us."
"So where is Chris?" Owen started to realize.
Chris appeared in a sudden flash and puff of pinkish smoke. "Okay, losers," he told them, "it is time for the most unexpected twist of all time." As he spoke, the tense music normally reserved for elimination ceremonies began to play. "Remember how you've been bonding over the final five? Well I have a surprise for you all."
"And what will the surprise be?" Ezekiel asked.
"I've taken note of who you hate and who you like in order to give one of the final five an advantage for if they reach the final two," Chris smiled.
"So you interviewed us just to make us vote?" Shawn asked.
"Yep. I was also gonna ask who you wanted to vote off tonight, but it would've been too obvious," Chris smirked.
"So this is mostly a filler episode?" Eva frowned.
"Yes. That's my time here. Enjoy the rest of your day," Chris left the seventeen campers.
Ella soon saw Luna landing on her lap. "Luna! You're back!"
"If you want to know, the hawk and Luna have become friends and were simply spending time together," Dawn told her singing friend.
"That explains a lot," Ella realized the situation.
"If you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed now," Heather stood up and left.
Mike decided to talk to Shawn. "How many traps have you put around here?"
"I did nine," Shawn answered before hearing one go off and Heather screaming. "Actually, ten."
The camera then cuts to Chris who was on a jet ski next to Chef on a jet ski as well. "And there you have it, that's how our losers have been fairing, tune in next time to see our final five compete in the next exciting episode in Total Drama Island."
Boys: Brick, Duncan, Lightning
Girls: Jo, Sky
22nd Courtney
21st Owen
20th Ezekiel
Eliminated: Eva
19th Rodney
18th Lindsay
Eliminated: Lightning
17th Sadie
16th Heather
15th Amy
14th Mike
13th Noah
12th Eva
11th Ella
10th Shawn
9th Dawn
8th Harold
7th Cody
6th Beth