Mouryom: Indeed you did.
LaCuevademisgustos: Thank you for the praise.
Spectactular Webhead 11: It was, wasn't it?
Jss2141: Because it is in her very nature.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Eh, believe what you want but I'm not rigging this.
Boys: Brick, Duncan
Girls: Jo, Sky
"Last week on Total Drama Island." Chef recapped "Those good for nothing campers got swept away in a rainstorm that left them stranded on a deserted island, Camo Boy, Bolt, and Delinquent disagreed with how to survive, while Musclehead tried to convince the boys to vote out Sylvester. But the Musclehead was voted out."
We then see Chef standing in the kitchen "Yeah it's me doin' the recap." Chef said angrily. "You got a problem with that?! Since Chris is off doin' some frou frou show I'm fillin' in as host. And guess what? I ain't happy about it either!"
"So sit back, shut up, and watch today's episode of Total Drama Island." Chef said angrily.
(After theme song)
We open the episode with the bunk beds in the woods.
Sky was drooling while sleeping on the bottom bunk, a bird flew over and drank the drool before flying off.
The shot cut to Jo, asleep on a top bunk. A squirrel popped up behind her and jumped in front of her face. It wiggled its tail and tickled the jock-ette's nose causing her to sneeze but she did not wake up.
The next camper shown was Duncan. Like Jo, he was on a top bunk. A swarm of flies were near his ear and he unconsciously swatted at them, driving away all but one. A frog jumped on him and grabbed the last fly with its tongue before leaving. He slept the whole time.
The camera cut to Brick, asleep on his back and snoring. An acorn fell in his mouth and he choked for a bit and coughed it up. He did not wake up but a squirrel then took the acorn and ran off.
Brick then woke up and began speaking "What was that? Wait a minute, where are we?!"
"How did we get here?!" Duncan asked irate.
"Chris!" Jo yelled angrily.
"What's going on?" Sky wondered.
"EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!" Chef yelled as he was arriving on the helicopter boarding ladder. "HOW YOU ALL GOT HERE IS NOT YOUR CONCERN!"
"What happened to Chris?" Brick asked.
"None of your gosh-darn business what happened to Chris." Chef said angrily "I'm in charge now, and I'm gonna make you wish you were never born."
Chef then walked over to the four teens who were now standing up.
"Your mission is to find your way out of the forest or die trying." Chef explained.
"You do know that we'll die," Jo pointed out.
Confessional: Sky
"They left us in the woods. Alone. Again." Sky huffed. "I hope we can work by ourselves this time because I don't want to be around Jo."
Confessional Ends
Chef continued. "Here's how it works, Team One: Delinquent and Olympia."
Chef then tossed a bag to Duncan and Sky in which Duncan caught it.
"Team Two: Grim and Wimp." Chef said tossing a bag to Jo and Brick in which Jo caught it.
"Everything you need is in these bags." Chef continued while smirking. "You'll navigate your way north to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem pole wins. And here's a tip. Better set up camp before sundown. Because when nightfall hits, you won't even see your trembling hand in front of your terrified face. Unless you got night vision goggles. But you don't."
"Oh, please! Please don't leave us here! I'm begging you, we won't survive!" Duncan said incredulously as he held onto Chef's shirt.
"Grab a hold of your guts, soldier!" Chef removed Duncan off of him.
Confessional: Jo
"So Juvy Boy's suddenly scared of being left alone?" Jo scoffed. "Yeah right. He's definitely planning something."
Confessional Ends
"Are you sure there won't be any bears around to eat us?" Brick questioned the cook.
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. You wish you saw a grizzly once you meet up with ol' Sasquatchanakwa! He's one mean mamma-jamma!" Chef intimidated everyone into gasping.
The helicopter could be heard and Chef grabbed onto the boarding ladder before smirking "Good luck Troops!" Chef was carried away by the helicopter as he yelled, "TRY NOT TO DIE!"
"This isn't legal, you know!" Jo called out.
"Hey, Peaches, file it with the network lawyers." Duncan smirked before he grabbed Sky and ran away.
"Ma'am, what do we do now?" Brick asked.
"I don't know about you, but we are heading to camp." Jo declared.
Confessional: Brick
"Me and Jo are working together again," Brick started. "She's definitely a big threat, but it's like my drill sergeant always says. Keep your enemies close, and your rivals closer! W-Wait, I did that wrong. "Keep your family close and your enemy at arm's length." Uh, no, n-no, hold on.
Confessional: Duncan
"Honestly I'm glad to be partnered with Sky." Duncan smirked at the camera. "We didn't talk much, but who would you rather have on your side if you need to fight a grizzly?"
Confessionals End
The static transitioned to Duncan and Sky running through the woods. "Why are we running?" Sky asked.
"I just wanted to get away from the two. Psych them out a bit, you know?" Duncan answered. "Okay, let's see what we got." He emptied out the bag and the camera cut to the pile of objects on the ground."
Sky looked at the objects. "A map, a can of bug spray, a pair of binoculars, and a sleeping bag. This will come in handy."
"We'll be outta the woods in no time thanks to these babies!" Duncan held out night vision goggles.
"You stole these from Chef? Doesn't that give us an unfair advantage?" Sky skeptically said.
"What can I say? I'm a hardened criminal. With these babies, we can see as clear as day," Duncan bragged.
"Let me see those." Sky put the goggles on, but looked at the sun too closely, causing her to be blinded a bit and yelp. "My eyes!"
"All right, that's enough. We've got a challenge to win," Duncan declared as Sky held the bag. "Now grab the map while I figure out where we are."
"But the map isn't much use without a compass," Sky said.
"Okay, the sun rose from the east which means that's north. So, camp is that-a-way." Duncan directed them.
"I'm pretty sure as well," Sky agreed.
"Let's move." Duncan ordered.
We then see Jo and Brick near the river as Jo used her compass.
"Camp is north." Jo said. "So we should be good if we follow the river."
"As long as we don't run into any danger." Brick replied.
"Please, I think I can handle Sasquatchanakwa." Jo smirked. "Quit being a scaredy cat for once, Shaggy."
Confessional: Brick
"I don't believe in sasquatches, but I just want to make sure that we're safe and sound," Brick stated. "And yes, I'm scared of the dark and ran away from a killer, but is it wrong for men to have fears?"
Confessional Ends
Soon we see Brick and Jo walking north while Jo was swatting flies "Ugh. Why do all these flies have to go after me?!"
Soon a fly fell in Jo's mouth and she began coughing "I think I swallowed one."
Confessional: Jo
"I hope you're enjoying your day off, Chris," Jo grumbled to the camera. "We have to put up with your psychotic sidekick who ditched us in the woods instead of giving us a real challenge!"
Confessional: Brick
"If I'm being honest, I prefer Chef over Chris," Brick said. "Chef is just as unhonorable as Chris, but at the very least, he doesn't go out of his way to make us partake in death-defying challenges."
Confessional Ends
Chef was lying down in his swimsuit reading a book "Pardon Monsieur." Chef said. "Où est la bibliothèque?"
We then see Sky and Duncan climbing the mountain.
"What Chef said about Sasquatchanakwa is non-existent," Sky said as Duncan kept his pace, but soon struggled to climb up. "We're teenagers, not little kids. If this was meant to scare people, then I'm immune to stories like that."
Duncan caught up with Sky. "Even if he did exist, he should have been caught by now."
"You do have a point there," Sky said.
Duncan used his binoculars to see the other team. "Hey. Hey, it's the sergeants! And they're going the wrong way! They have zero sense of direction! Hey, here's a pointer! Try checking a map!"
"Uh, we would if we had one! But this compass tells us that's north! You know, like where Chef said the camp is?" Brick informed him.
"Enjoy the view up there, suckers!" Jo mocked Sky and Duncan.
"Great! Now we're behind," Duncan whined. "We'll just have to jump and dive into the river."
Confessional: Sky
"Deja vu," Sky said. "I remember this being like the first challenge, especially Rodney's jump." The clip of Rodney running past Chris and jumping into the water played before coming back to the confessional. "I'm not interested in him in a romantic sense, but I like how he took one for the team."
Confessional Ends
"First one in the water has to carry the bag for the rest of the day," Duncan challenged Sky.
"And the first one will be me!" Sky proclaimed before they dived off the cliff and splashed into the water.
(Commercial break)
We then see Chef going through the campers' stuff, he took out a whistle, some dog tags, and Duncan's pocket knife.
We then see Brick and Jo stop and rest while eating some protein bars.
"I know you don't think highly of me, and I feel the same as well." Jo told Brick.
"You'd never make it into my squadron with the way you act" Brick claimed.
"Nevertheless, we gotta win this challenge or one of us is leaving and that can't happen," Jo said. "Let's just follow the river so we can make it there before Sky and Duncan."
"What a coincidence, they're over there." Brick said, pointing to Duncan and Sky who were mockingly waving at them before passing by. "Quick, we gotta go."
Confessional: Jo
"Using the river was brilliant," Jo smiled. "Nice job, guys."
Confessional Ends
Soon a cheerful tune played as trickery occurred between the campers.
Duncan and Sky walked through the forest and Sky found a protein bar, she smiled and picked it up, not noticing her feet were on an inactivated snare.
Soon Brick pulled the snare tying Sky's feet up and sending her upside down.
Duncan then climbed up the tree to untie Sky while Jo went through the bag to steal a can of bug spray.
Sky then fell down with a grunt as Duncan hopped down the tree, they then picked up their bag and looked inside, they were infuriated to see their bug spray gone.
Soon we see Sky and Duncan in the bushes near the girls, the duo growling like bears scaring Jo and Brick enough to make them drop their bag, as they ran into a log to hide in.
Sky and Duncan then root through the bag and they each grab a protein bar before snickering and leaving.
Soon we see Brick and Jo with toilet paper, Jo then wrapped Brick in toilet paper.
Brick then pretended to walk as a mummy when he caught up to Duncan and Sky who screamed thinking he was a mummy, Brick and Jo high five before stealing a sleeping bag.
Sky and Duncan then set a pit trap by setting a bunch of sticks on a hole, they then hide in a bush as Jo and Brick stepped on the twigs and fell in the pit dropping the duffel bag.
Duncan then catches the bag before it can fall and takes out a compass before throwing the empty bag in the pit.
The montage ended as it cut to nighttime with Brick and Jo walking around upset.
"I can't believe they stole all of our supplies." Brick said angrily.
"Uh, we have a criminal in the game. I hope we find the camp soon, we really stink." Jo claimed.
"A shower would be nice after what we've gone through," Brick agreed with her.
They soon stumbled upon a Sasquatch footprint.
Both leaders smirked before Jo began speaking in fake fear "Brick it's a Sasquatch footprint oh I'm so scared."
"You're being a little silly right now," Brick said.
They then see the bush ruffling, causing Brick to then jump in the bush and a figure rose showing to be Sasquatchanakwa.
Jo screamed before running while Brick also began screaming before the Sasquatchanakwa began running as well in fear.
Duncan and Sky were walking, Sky using the binoculars to look around. "I see a squirrel, a raccoon, and Sasquatchanakwa."
Sky then looked again to see Sasquatchanakwa running with Brick on its shoulders.
"RUN!" Sky screamed before she, Duncan, and Jo ran inside a cave along with Sasquatchanakwa with Brick on top.
All we see is black as Jo's eyes were visible "Duncan?"
"Brick?" Duncan's eyes were now visible.
"Sky?" Brick asked eyes now revealed.
"Jo?" Sky asked with her eyes now visible.
"Good we're all here so what are we going to do about that ape?" Brick asked.
"I can take it out." Duncan bragged.
"Yes I'm sure you can, given how you screamed in terror." Jo rolled her eyes.
"Right. Well, I was just faking him out," Duncan defended. "Anyway, I think we're safe here for a while."
Sky began speaking "I hate to interrupt but I see a lot of red eyes and those are probably-"
"BATS!" Brick yelled before they all ran out the cave screaming.
The footage skipped ahead to show all four campers laid down, worn out and dropped their supplies.
"Do you think they stopped following us?" Brick asked.
"I don't know. But I don't really wanna find out." Duncan panted.
We then cut to Chef playing a harp on the amphitheater.
We then return to the four campers when Brick begins speaking. "Since you two still have supplies and a map, victory is yours," Brick told his competition.
"Speak for yourself!" Jo sniffed.
"Aw, look. If you guys wanna bunk with us, it's cool," Duncan said. "Why don't you, uh, set up camp while we look for firewood?"
Duncan and Sky departed to get wood, and Jo smiled at Brick. "Have your alarm clock with you?"
"I made sure to smuggle it just in case," Brick grinned back.
Confessional: Brick
"Jo's going to smuggle the clock inside her hoodie in order to wake herself up," Brick explained. "She'll get the message, wake me up, and we'll achieve victory."
Confessional Ends
We then cut to Sky and Duncan getting firewood.
"You really think we can trust them with our stuff back there?" Sky asked with a full look.
"As if. Trust no one." Duncan nodded.
Soon we see the four campers by the roaring fire "I'm gonna go to sleep? What will you do?" Sky said, stretching.
"I'll turn in as well." Brick said before falling asleep along with Sky.
"Good luck losing to us," Jo boasted.
"Don't count on it." Duncan smirked before he and Jo began settling in and fell asleep.
Soon it shifted from night to day as Sky shakes Duncan awake "Wake up! The fire, the others, our stuff, it's gone!"
"What?! Oh, the map!" Duncan growled.
Jo and Brick are then seen running with the supplies.
Confessional: Jo
"Corporal Brickhouse really is good for something," Jo told the viewers. "I really undermined him, didn't I?"
Confessional Ends
"I can't believe I let myself get suckered!" Duncan grumbled.
Sky soon smelt something. "Do you smell that?"
"What?" Duncan turned to her.
"It smells like sticky buns!" Sky deduced. "Follow the smell and we'll win."
Meanwhile, Chef took a pan of eight sticky buns out of the oven. "That's some oven lovin'."
The footage skipped ahead to Chef sitting by the totem pole about to eat his buns.
"There's the totem pole." Sky called from off screen.
"Run for it!" Brick ordered off screen.
"Aw crap." Chef groaned.
We then see Brick, Jo, Duncan, and Sky all go through the woods and it was a close race to the totem and the person who touched the totem first was…
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Brick.
"Yes!" Brick cheered.
"All right game's over." Chef said angrily. "Army boy and tyrannical girl win."
Confessional: Duncan
"So since they won, that means me and Sky are up for voting," Duncan said. "I'm bummed, but at least Sky didn't stop to eat Chef's sticky buns. I'd see Owen doing that if he was here."
Confessional: Jo
"Sky or Duncan? Who's more of a threat?" Jo wondered.
Confessional: Brick
"Mission accomplished!" Brick cheered. "I'm a lock in for the final three."
Confessional: Sky
"I don't know if I'm going to get eliminated," Sky looked down. "Duncan's strategic, but I'm a well-trained athlete. Wish me luck."
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the campfire ceremony where Chef was pacing while the four contestants were sitting on logs.
"This was supposed to be my day." Chef began ranting "I was gonna drink from Sky's container." Sky gasped "While I wore Brick's dog tags." Brick gasped "And then test out Jo's whistle…" Jo gasped "while I cleaned my toenails. That reminds me you might wanna sharpen this." Chef threw a dirty dented knife to Duncan.
"But you all ruined it, so I'll decide who leaves tonight!" He yelled to all four before he dug in his pocket and grabbed two marshmallows. He tossed them to Jo and Brick. "Here's your invinci-darn-bility!"
The camera cuts to Duncan's impatient face and Sky's scared face, then to Chef, and the cycle kept repeating until Chef was heard saying, "You! Choke on this Speedy."
"You're finished." Chef told Duncan.
"Good!" Duncan huffed. "Get me outta here and back to juvie. At least with convicts, you know what to expect."
We then see Chef walking down the Dock with Duncan. "Left, left, left, right, left. Come on soldier! Do I bear a striking resemblance to somebody who's got all day?"
"I probably would've voted for you anyway so whatever." Jo said.
"You played the game well, sorry that you had to lose this way." Sky fistbumped Duncan.
"Semper fi!" Brick saluted.
"Whatever," Duncan got on the boat.
The three remaining campers stayed by the campfire.
"So we made it to the final three." Brick smiled.
Confessional: Jo
"I'd like to give a shout out to all the people that got eliminated if that doesn't make me heartless." Jo said happily. "Ezekiel, you should spend more time with people. It'll help you understand the real world better. Amy, I thought you'd be a selfish brat, but you're nowhere near that. And Shawn, I see you as the only one that can beat all these losers."
Confessional: Brick
"Well I made the final three, and so did the two girls." Brick said to the camera. "My win will not be in vain."
Confessional: Sky
"I finally made the final three and I'm not gonna let anything stand in my way." Sky smirked. "I just have to keep playing fair."
Confessionals End
The static marked a cut to Duncan, sulking on the deck of the Boat of Losers. "Just get me outta this place," he told the driver as the camera moved to her point-of-view, looking into the darkened cabin. A soft and eerie tune began to play in the background as the camera zoomed in, revealing none other than Sasquatchanakwa itself driving the ship. It turned and snarled at Duncan, who gave a short scream. Shockingly, the beast then grabbed at its own face, tearing it off and revealing Chef hiding just beneath – he had been in costume. He snickered at his prank.
Then he tore off his 'head' again, revealing the snarling face of Sasquatchanakwa again. Duncan screamed again, and the cycle began to repeat over and over, each mask getting tossed into the lake as the Boat glided across it.
Boys: Brick
Girls: Jo, Sky
Author's Note: Yep, Duncan's gone. He fulfilled his canon role nicely and now he did so even better here(for me at least). Now before I go, I must ask you all a question: What dares would you like to see for the next chapter? We may have planned the elimination order but the dares are very tricky.
22nd Courtney
21st Owen
20th Ezekiel
Eliminated: Eva
19th Rodney
18th Lindsay
Eliminated: Lightning
17th Sadie
16th Heather
15th Amy
14th Mike
13th Noah
12th Eva
11th Ella
10th Shawn
9th Dawn
8th Harold
7th Cody
6th Beth
5th Lightning
4th Duncan