OBNOXIOUS

WOW: rude. The story's called 'obnoxious', how did we know it's about Dean?

Disclaimer: I don't own him

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*YAAAAAAAAAAWN!*

"Dean, for God's sake, cover your mouth when you yawn!"

Dean smirked, and stretched, throwing his head back into another lavish yawn.

*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!*

"DEAN! Cover your freaking mouth!"

Dean's grin windened.

Sam scowled. "It's rude and it's nasty. No-one wants to see everything you had for lunch when you yawn, asshat. Especially not me."

"Ah sorry Sammy," Dean scoffed; "I didn't mean to offend your fragile girlie sensibilities with my manly yawns."

*YAAAAAAAAWWWNN*…*glub*

*AAACK…HAAACCK…HAAARKKK ...*

"Sammy, *ACK…ACK*, I inhaled a freaking … *KOFF* … moth!"

"Dean, that's rude. Cover your mouth when you cough."

*HHHAAAAARRRRKKK…*

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