Doing Time

by Scythe Jackal

The entire Smash mansion is now in jail, due to crimes. But theres a few heroes that remain, Dedede, Wario, Pit, Lucas, Ike, Snake, Mia, Meta Knight, and Lucario. Can these characters get their friends out of jail in a James Bond style?Only time will tell. As Time is being done.

The story you are about to read is fictional. It has nothing to do with real life events and is not meant to be taken seriously.

So don't imitate this or take it seriously. It is simply a parody, not real.

Thank you all and enjoy.

This will tie into Lord of Smash Part 2

---

2 hours earlier….

Ah, the Smash Mansion. Where most of our stories take places, where villains and heroes alike live together and compete against each other in smash battles.

Outside of settling it in Smash, the mansion had many rooms and fun activities. There was a gaming room, an arcade room, a casino room, a sports room, a movie theater, training room, etc. It was almost impossible to run out of things to do in the Mansion, but it certainly wasn't impossible to get lost, given the size of the manor.

So what are our Smashers up to today? Well our story begins in a secret room under the Mansion.

Oh this room was secretive alright. It was where the most important, diabolical, risk-taking players in the game of Smash dwelled.

Money was bet, money was lost, risks were taken, and maybe some cheating was involved.

That's right, I'm talking about the gambling room.

"Ha! I fold!" Exclaimed a certain fat penguin and king. It was King Dedede, the so-called king of Dreamland. As he threw a card down on the table with one of his hands while he had five in his other. "I win!"

There were groans from the other men around the table, who all set their cards on the table.

In the gambling room, there is a round table, where the action takes place. Around this table is a couple of chairs, and near it are a couple other chairs for those who just wish to watch. And there is a shelf, filled with decks of different card games and the rules to those card games.

At this table, the ones who were gambling were Ike, Snake, Wario, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Pit, and Lucario. While Mia and Lucas sat in some of the chairs nearby, watching the game go on.

While this card game was going on, there was a radio nearby playing Doin' Time by Sublime. Sounds like these fellas (and Mia) have got good taste.

In case you couldn't tell, King Dedede had somehow won this game of cards. Given his excitement and how he declared his victory. As there were groans from some of the men, while they pushed their money that they bet towards the king.

"Wah. Even after I cheated." Wario murmured to himself.

"Can't believe I lost to a fake king." Snake grit his teeth as he pushed the 50 dollars he bet towards Dedede while taking the cigarette that he was smoking out of his mouth.

"Good game." Ike nodded.

"I didn't know what I was doing but it was fun!" Pit jumped up from his chair.

"Can we agree not to invite Pit anymore?" Snake whispered to Wario, who gave a thumbs up.

"That was quite a good game, gentlemen. Thank you for your time." Meta Knight hopped off of his chair.

"Even though there were many mistakes, I did get enjoyment out of this." Lucario spoke with aura as he put his cards on the table and stood up, pushing his chair in afterwards.

He wasn't lying, there were definitely some cheaters throughout the game. Wario would use the excuse of having to go to the bathroom, when he was just trying to get peaks at the others cards, Dedede would eat and chew very loudly to annoy others which would make them quit, and Lucario just may have read their minds using aura!

But it was still a good game.

"Yeah, but why did we invite her?" Wario asked as he pointed to Mia, who after drinking a bottle of water, let out a small burp.

"Because Ike is here, and he's my boss, and my husband." Mia winked. "I don't really know how poker works but I can tell that Ike almost won!"

"Yeah but you're a girl! It's always been just a the dudes!" Wario threw his hands up.

"Well, Ike did appear in Brawl. And he and Mia are in a relationship, they came from the same game. So it kind of makes sense!" Pit exclaimed.

"Yeah! What the Heron said!" Mia nodded as she took another swig. "BRAAAAAPP!! Scuse me!"

"And see? She's kinda like a dude!" King Dedede hit his stomach. "Aside from the fact that she doesn't wear pants."

"She does, they're just short." Ike shook his head.

"What's a Heron?" Pit asked as that is what Mia had called him.

"Type of Laguz back in our home." Ike answered as he cleaned his sword. "Some of our friends are Laguz in fact."

"You mean those beast people?" Meta Knight asked, getting a nod from Ike.

"So furries! Hah!" Wario laughed.

"Sure Wario." Ike sighed. "Furries."

Snake then stood still for a second, as he looked up at the ceiling.

"Hey, do you all hear that noise?" Snake asked, with everyone turning their attention to him. "It sounds like, moving. A bunch of people moving."

"Yes, it does." Meta Knight closed his eyes and tried to sense it.

Upstairs it sounded like many people running, stomping too.

---

Upstairs….

"Grab them all! Don't leave a single on here!"

Exclaimed a man in SWAT armor, commanding many more men in SWAT armor.

There were many in the main room grabbing the residents and smashers, taking them outside.

Many of them had assault rifles, shotguns, and riot shields.

They were carrying out all of the smashers.

"Hey! Let a go of me!" Mario yelled as he was kicking his legs everywhere.

"Mario! What's a going on?" Luigi asked in fear as he looked at his twin.

"H-hey! Let go of me! I'm a king you know!" King K Rool exclaimed as many men were hitting him with batons.

That's when one of them used a taser stick and tased King K Rool.

"AGGGGHHH!!" King K Rool yelled as he was electrocuted, falling unconscious afterwards.

"We have K Rool now! Carry him!" Said one of the soldiers as they all started carrying the Kremling King.

"Back down, and I won't hurt any of you." Palutena stated as she had her staff out.

But the soldiers knocked the staff away, and then electrocuted her.

"Oh, but I. I'm a goddess." Palutena sunk to her knees as she was then carried out. "Pit, where are you?"

Everyone else started being carried out, while the commander watched.

"Commander sir! We have completely evacuated the mansion!" Said one of the soldiers who saluted the commander. "Everyone is here!"

"Good. The commander nodded, now load them in the vehicles and get the helicopters." The commander instructed. "We're taking them where they need to be."

"Where is that sir?"

The commander pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to him.

"Prison."

---

Then an elevator came out of the floor, with Snake coming out.

"Uhh, what's going on here?" Snake asked, noticing how it was a mess and there was complete silence.

Nobody was there, not a smasher in sight.

"What? Where is everyone?" King Dedede poked his head out.

Meta Knight came out and looked at the ground.

"There is something on the ground." He said as he picked it up and looked at it:

It said "Business of the U.S Government" and then two big paragraphs.

Meta Knight sighed.

"It's come to this, hasn't it?"

---

James Bond style gun barrel, Snake walks by while wearing a suit.

He turns at the barrel and fires a shot from his gun, with blood coming down the screen.

Play Doin' Time by Sublime. Imagine a James Bond like intro with all the characters who were in the Gambling Room.

All of them in suits and looking cool, while there are also guns.

And Mia dancing with a sword while wearing an orange dress.

Song ends.

---

Present time…..

"So from the evidence we have, the Government of the United States has basically arrested all of our fellow smashers." Lucario stated as he pointed to a chalkboard, in which everybody was in the meeting room. Except for Snake.

Once the group had come up from the gambling room, they realized from the paper left and security footage that was recorded that many SWAT members had came into the Smash Mansion and taken them away.

To a faraway prison, that was most likely somewhere on the ocean. Given how they needed helicopters to get there.

So now they were devising a plan to save their friends.

"Wah but what do we have to?" Wario asked as he scratched his butt. "Can't we just a let them break themselves out? They have Palutena and Ganondorf for Pete's sake!"

"If Palutena and Ganondorf could break them out easily, they wouldn't have been captured so easily." Ike pointed out, as Wario grumbled.

"Yes, in fact look at the security footage." Lucario pointed to the chalkboard as it turned into a screen, playing footage from the security cameras.

SWAT members were seen pulling Ganondorf down by his arms, until he knocked them down.

Then he was shot in the face with a shotgun as his face was immediately censored.

"TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!" Dedede yelled as they were shocked to see such violence, with the penguin immediately covering Lucas' eyes.

Lucario immediately did so as they all let out sighs of relief.

"How did Ganon get shot in the face? He's the king of evil isn't he?" Snake asked.

"Yeah, but I guess these guys aren't messing around." Wario shook his head.

"So what do we do?" Mia asked as she kicked her legs up.

"We break them out." Lucario pointed to the screen, as a prison that looked like the Raft from Marvel was shown on the screen. On the ocean. "After doing some scanning, this is where our friends are being taken. And we need to save them."

"So how do we get in?" King Dedede asked in confusion. "We can't just barge in!"

"He's right, we'll a just get shot up!" Wario exclaimed.

"Well I am glad you asked gentlemen." Lucario turned the screen off. "Snake. Come in."

That's when the door was opened to reveal Snake.

"Woah! Eh-what?" Wario asked as they all looked at the spy.

Snake was dressed in a tuxedo, and had put his headband away.

"Hey guys." Snake took out a glass that had some ice cubes in it, then pouring some champagne in it from a bottle.

He put the battle away and took a shot from his glass. Setting it down afterwards.

"S-Snake! What's with the tuxedo?" Pit asked as they all look amazed yet confused. "You look so cool!"

"I asked Snake to find one of his tuxedos for this mission." Lucario explained. "And I have tuxedos for all of you as well. We'll be sneaking into the base, using spy gear."

The others sounded excited by that idea.

"So, we're gonna be spies?" Lucas asked as the boy had always thought being a spy would be cool.

"Yes. And we have the best spy in the world leading us." Meta Knight nodded. "But why the tuxedos?"

"Bond?" King Dedede asked.

"James Bond!" Pit made a finger gun as he and Dedede started pretending to shoot each other with finger guns.

Snake shook his head. "I'm not really a fan of those films, but it was Lucario's idea."

That's when behind the group, a small elevator came up quietly. They didn't even notice it.

It was Samus in her zero suit and carrying some mechanical parts while having a sandwich in her mouth.

She noticed the group and her eyes slightly widened, with her trying to sneak away.

"Are you sure we can just rely on Snake's spy skills?" Wario asked. "He may have infiltrated a Shadow Moses and a plant near New York City. He may have fought Liquid Snake and Revolver Ocelot but how can we just rely on him?"

"You make a good point. While Snake could be enough, having another person who is good at stealth would be useful." Meta Knight put his hand to the bottom of his mask.

"Which is why Miss Aran is going to help us."

Samus stopped as the sandwich fell out of her mouth and she groaned, everyone immediately noticed her.

"Samus? You're still here?" Ike asked. "How did you avoid being taken?"

Samus put her mechanical parts on the table. "I was underground the whole time, working on some new upgrades."

"Don't you usually work on upgrades in your room though?" Pit asked with a question mark appearing above his head.

"I have two locations just in case, I had a feeling something like this would happen." Samus moved her ponytail to the side, with Mia jumping in front of her.

"Hi Samus!" Mia grinned as she greeted her friend.

"Hi Mia." Samus smiled in response.

Forgot to mention, Mia and Samus were pretty much best friends.

"So you're joining us?" Ike asked.

The bounty hunter rolled her eyes and shrugged.

"Sure, I don't really see why not." Samus stood up. "It's not like I have anything better to do."

"Ah yeah!" Mia pumped her fist and put her arm around Samus. "Girls club!"

Samus slightly chuckled. "Yeah, sure."

"Now how so we get our spy gear?" Asked Pit.

"Follow me." Snake said as they exited the room.

---

The group stopped at a hallway made of tech, as they were all standing in front of a vault door.

Snake rolled up his left sleeve to reveal a watch, as a red circle next to the vault was scanning the watch.

It let out a beeping noise and the vault door opened.

Then Snake walked in with the others following him.

"Welcome to the vault gentlemen." Snake adjusted his wrist as they all came in and gawked.

There were gadgets all over the walls, ones that were mainly from James Bond movies.

But there were also many firearms. Weapons used in Bond movies and video games like Call of Duty. As well as grenades, silencers, sensor bombs, you name it!

There were also tuxedos on the walls, all that perfectly fit the group.

"Grab a tux." Snake said as they all rushed to get tuxedos.

All of the guys held up their own tuxedos and checked them out.

"Wah! I love a this suit!" Wario looked at the suit, analyzing every single detail. "I'll be a better than James Bond!"

"Let's get into our suits." Ike said as all of the men left to go change into the tuxedos. Noticing how there was a mens changing room next to where the tuxedos were.

While the men left, Mia and Samus just stood still while looking at Snake.

"Hm? What's up?" Snake asked the two girls.

Mia perked up in realization. "Oh yeah! Where's our suits?"

"We've got some for both of you." Snake pointed to the women's changing room, as they made their way to the room.

---

A few minutes later…..

All of the guys came out in their tuxedos, ready for action. Walking out in slow motion.

Wario took off his hat and threw it to the side, slicking his hair back afterwards.

Lucario adjusted his color and tightened his bowtie.

Ike adjusted his shoulders, cracking his knuckles afterwards.

Pit was struggling to keep his bowtie on, as his pants then fell down.

But luckily the Angel pulled them back up so no one would see his underwear.

Then they all stopped.

Snake put his hand to his chin, nodding as he looked at all of them.

"You're all pretty good." The spy said. "You may look the part, but do you have the skills?"

"I am doubtful, given who we have." Lucario looked at Put, Dedede, and Wario. Who were looking stupid at that moment.

"Where's Mia and Samus?" Ike asked as he looked around.

That's when Samus came right out of the other changing room, with a stern expression on her face.

She had a red sleeveless dress on, with it going to under her knees. She also had a rose in her hair and high heels on.

"This. This is what you made me wear?" Samus asked as she walked to the group.

"H-hey! Samus wait up!"

Mia ran out of the room, wearing an orange dress while have a purple flower in her hair.

"Woah! Woah!" Mia stopped as she almost tripped and fell, due to her wear heels.

"Holy moly…." Dedede said as he stared at the two women, looking at the colors of the dresses too.

"Well we need some Bond girls don't we?" Pit asked. "You two are perfect!"

"I don't like these heels." Mia said as she was blushing. "I've never worn them before."

"Would shoes make you more comfortable?" Snake asked.

"Yes please!" Mia smiled.

"Wario, can you get Mia some shoes?" Ike asked the fat man.

"Pfft. Or what?"

That's when Ike took out Ragnell and gave Wario a blank stare, as the greedy man's eyes widened.

"Fine." Wario took out some random shoes. Throwing them towards Mia.

The Beorc caught them and smiled, kicking off her heels and sliding on the shoes.

"This is way better! Thanks!" She grinned, with Ike smiling in response. "You look so cool Ike!"

"You look fantastic Mia, thanks." He put his hand on his hip and nodded.

"I knew you'd think I look good! This dress feels super cool!" Mia did some kicks and athletic movements, showing off her skills. "It's kinda tight though."

"Sorry, didn't know your size." Snake apologized her.

"That'll be the only sexual related stuff in this story." Lucario thought to himself.

"Okay. Now we've all got our suits on." Meta Knight looked at the watch he had on his wrist. "Now what is next?"

"Firearm training."

---

Meanwhile at the prison….

On a raft out in the sea, many helicopters were seen flying towards it.

As all of them were landing on the front of it.

The raft was huge, a big enough prison that would probably fit hundreds of people.

In this case, Smashers.

All of the helicopters landed on top of the raft, with some of them landing at the front of the gate.

Two guards in military armor stood at both sides of the gate, both armed with M4 assault rifles that had grips.

Once the helicopter doors opened, they both saluted. As some military men stepped out of the helicopters.

"Alright! Single file line! Get these prisoners out!" Exclaimed the commander who was giving hand motions to the people on the helicopter.

The guards were then pushing the smashers out of the helicopters, everyone was in handcuffs and being guided to the raft.

"Ow! A mama mia!" Mario exclaimed, as he was pushed by one of the guards who had a baton.

"Keep moving." The guard said.

So they all kept moving in different lines, making their way towards the gate against their will.

The commander walked to the gates, as he turned on the device that was connected to the door.

"I'm back!" The commander said into the intercom. "I have all of the smashers."

He took his finger off of the intercom, as he stepped back away from the gates.

The two giant gates opened slowly, which showed the raft on the inside.

"Get moving! Come on!" A soldier urged the smashers, as they all kept walking.

"We're going!" Heihachi yelled back, the king of iron fist surely wasn't happy that he was being confined. He had a company for hell's sake. "I should call my company to bail me out."

"What about your son?" BOTW Link asked as he was walking next to Heihachi.

The king of iron fist let out a hearty laugh. "Hah! Nah I'll just leave him to rot in prison, hope they'll put him deep underground like my fath-ow!"

Heihachi grit his teeth and turned around, as Kazuya was giving him a devious smile.

"Ha ha." Kazuya let out a small laugh.

The commander turned to the group.

"Alright now! All of you make your way to the seperate changing rooms!" He announced as they all had their attention on him. "You will change into your issued prisoner clothes! You'll be spending the rest of your time locked up!"

"Pfft. We'll just leave and find a way out of here." Knuckles said to himself.

"If you thought about escaping. Don't, we'll have guards keeping an eye on you in the locker rooms."

"For real?!" Ryuji asked as he stomped his foot. "Isn't that kinda creepy man?"

The commander shook his head. "I can assure you that nothing inappropriate will happen, they will simply just keep their eyes on you to make sure you aren't looking. Now go!"

"Get going smashers!" The soldier said as he was pushing the male smashers towards the men's room. "We don't have time to waste!"

The men and women walked to their sections, as the soldiers were guiding them.

"Wah!" Waluigi exclaimed as he turned to the guards. "You'll never be able to contain the Wah man! I'll get out of here and—AHHHHH!!"

Waluigi was immediately hit with the shock stick, as he fell to the ground covered in soot.

The soldier leaned down and whispered to the purple man.

"I'm sorry man, I'm a big fan."

---

A few minutes later….

"Come on! Change!"

The soldier yelled as the male smashers were taking off there clothes and putting on their orange prisoner clothes.

"Ooh ohh!"

The soldier looked at where the noises were coming from, it was Donkey Kong.

The ape was struggling to put on his orange suit, and who could blame him? Those suits weren't really meant for monkeys.

"What do we do?" Asked another soldier as he walked to the first one, who shook his head.

"Just let him out without a uniform I guess."

"I've never been to jail before." Ness said as he was putting on his orange suit. "It feels weird."

"Wh-what did we do wrong?" Lucas asked as he looked around the locker room. "Why were we all captured? What did we do wrong?"

"Keep changing!" Yelled a soldier. "Explanations will be given after the cavity check and speech."

Mario looked up with widened eyes, looking towards the two boys.

"Did he a say *gulp, cavity check?"

---

The other changing room….

"I can't believe we're being imprisoned." Stated Zelda, as she was fitting into her orange clothes. "This feels completely wrong, what did we even do?"

All of the females were now changing into their new prisoner attire, being forced to change into them as they would be prisoners at the raft for a long time. But many were not happy with the idea of being locked behind bars.

"Tell me about it." Rosalina said as she walked up to the princess of Hyrule. "I left Luma at home, oh I can only imagine what harm is being done to him."

---

Luma was sitting on Rosalina's chair, as he had a book in front of him and a teacup on a nearby table, as he was quietly reading to the other Lumas.

---

Rosalina shuddered, just thinking about it was scary. But a hand was put on her shoulder, with the queen of the cosmos turning her head.

It was Camilla, who gave her a smile. "Rosy Darling, there's no need to worry. I am sure that your little star will be fine. He is safe."

Rosalina smiled in relief. "Thank you Camilla, that makes me feel better."

Camilla nodded. "I'm glad, now then….could you help me with this suit?"

Rosalina didn't seem to notice at first, but Camilla was gripping the chest part of her suit, struggling to keep the buttoned up part together.

"Oh. Yes."

"Ashley I'm really scared!" Kana exclaimed as the dragon girl had already put on her prisoner clothing, talking with her friend. "Are we in trouble?"

The witch turned to the dragon princess, as she had her clothing on too. "Kana, we were literally captured by the military. Of course we're in trouble."

That word caught Kana by surprise, as she looked around everywhere. "M-military? But I don't see uncle Xander or uncle Ryoma."

Ashley groaned. "Not your uncles military Kana."

"Ashley's talking about the United States Military." Said Zelda as she walked to the two girls. "They've captured us for reasons that we do not know yet."

"And they haven't told us yet!" Peach exclaimed as she joined in on the conversation. "When are they going to tell us?"

"Probably after we're all checked." Zelda shrugged. "That commander did say he was going to give a speech."

---

A few minutes later…..

"Alright, you're all good." Said a woman who was scanning each smasher as they walked in a single file line.

Mega Man was holding his backside as he walked in shame.

"They had to dismantle my waist just to check." He thought to himself as he moved along the line.

Next up was Phosphora, as she had her hands on her hips and a raised eyebrow.

"Alright. Cavity check." The female guard said as she wrote in the clipboard in her hands.

"Cavity check? I brush my teeth twice everyday." Phosphora smiled. "I'll even let you see my teeth." Phosphora then grinned to show her white and sparkly teeth.

The guard seemed unfazed. As she just looked at Phosphora.

Phosphora just stood there and raised an eyebrow. "What?"

The Demigoddess' eyes then widened as she now knew what the guard meant.

"Ohhhh…you mean…THAT cavity check." Phosphora then let out a sigh as she began to undo her clothes. "Don't look at any of my tattoos okay?"

---

In a lounge….

"Alright alright! Sit down! Have your seats, let's go!"

Shouted an instructor as he was forcing everyone into their seats, now everyone had orange prisoner clothes on.

There was much talking going on in the crowd, everyone was still confused and also angry that they were forced into imprisonment.

But also that they had to do the cavity check, that wasn't nice.

"I hate how we're all in jail!" Sonic exclaimed. "Right when Sonic Frontiers comes out, I get thrown in jail!"

"Was that game even good?" Shulk asked as he was sitting next to the blue blur, who shot him a look. "What? Just asking."

"Silence!!" Exclaimed the commander, as he was on the stage. He was in front of a stand that had a microphone on it, preparing to give his speech.

"Thank you, now you are all probably wondering why you're all here." The commander looked around. "You all know who you are, the Smashers. Multiple video game characters that star in one crossover platform fighting video game."

"Why are we here?" Ryu asked.

"Quiet!" The commander pointed at the world warrior. "As I was saying, you are all video game characters. But you are living in the real world. Let me tell you, that you are all under arrest for the damages you've caused!"

Almost everyone gasped, as they were looking around and started talking with each other.

"Yes, that is correct." The commander nodded. "You all have been living in the United States for so long now, and I can't even begin to mention the damages caused!"

He took out a remote and pointed it to a screen, which was rolled onto the stage by one of the soldiers.

He clicked the remote as images were popping up, the first one was a dark orb and many creatures.

"The Subspace Emissary incident! That event caused tsunamis in the Atlantic Ocean! No one was harmed luckily, but it caused much damage!" He then clicked it again, revealing an image of Hawaii. "The events that occurred on that island damaged areas of Hawaii!"

"But that wasn't our fault!" Red exclaimed as he stomped his foot. "That was Tabuu's fault, we were just trying to save everyone from Subspace!"

Red was immediately shut up as the guards pointed their rifles at him and the commander pointed at him.

"No talking! And you're also under arrest for enslaving animals, boy."

"Who do you guys work for?! PETA?"

"Anyways!" The commander interrupted. "While you didn't cause it, it was still an issue that had to do with you. Next, this!"

He pressed the remote again, revealing the Destroyer and everyone trying to destroy it.

"Oh a come on!" Exclaimed Mario. "That was a those dumb Konosuba freaks' fault!"

"You helped them! And the damage your attacks caused were fatal!"

He pressed the remote again, revealing gigantic holes in groans, fire, and even a destroyed building.

"The explosions that were made by the witch may have not been you. But that sacred arrow caused most of the damage!"

Everyone immediately turned and glared at Mythra, who looked confused.

"What? I had to. We were trying to destroy it weren't we?" The Aegis asked.

"And that's not all!"" The commander continued clicking the button repeatedly, many images pulling up. "The attack from the ice insect and his skeletons, the Mechonis attack, and the invasion of demons!!"

"Those last two things never even happened." Palutena put her hand up. "At least….they haven't been written about."

"And your friend….he's the worst of all!" He pressed the button again, to reveal a picture of Yoshi.

Everyone gasped.

"Wait. Why is Yoshi the worst of all?" Min Min asked. "He's just a cute and innocent dinosaur."

"He committed the worst crime of all." The commander looked at everyone. "Tax fraud!"

All of the soldiers gasped in surprise, as they began looking around everywhere in complete shock.

"Yes yes I know my fellow Americans. This is a horrendous crime. Truly vile." The commander shook his head, as the screen was carted away. "Now then, due to these damages and us wanting to prevent more incidents in the future. We have decided to lock you all up here, forever."

"Forever?!" Viridi exclaimed. "But you have literal gods and goddesses here! I'm a goddess! I need to flower my plants back home!"

"The fact that you are gods and goddesses does not matter to me." The commander then snapped his fingers.

Ganondorf was brought into the room, he had bandages wrapped completely around his face while some blood was coming out.

One of the guards came out while holding a shotgun in his hands, he had blonde hair.

"I did it dad! I shot Ganondorf right in the face! With my shotgun!" He held up his shotgun with pride. "Are you proud of me?"

The commander smiled. "Yes I am son. Now take him away."

"Okay!

He left and took Ganondorf away.

"And there's children here too!" Roy pointed to all of the kid smashers.

"That is why the children are separated. They will have their own prison. They will be fed three meals a day and do exercise, but all of you will be in separate cells. You'll be separated by gender and be given two meals a day, duties to attend to, and labor to be doing."

The commander then walked off stage. "Get them to their cells! First meal will be at 1:35 today!"

"Pfft. Forget that! I'll just speed my way out of here." Sonic turned around and began running.

"Everyone! Stop him!"

Sonic turned and laughed. "Hah! You guys'll never catch me! I'm….already….gone?"

Sonic looked down at the ground, he was running at a normal pace. He was only at the exit door, while soldiers were crowding him.

"Uh oh…."

They all immediately tackled Sonic, bringing the blue hedgehog down to the ground.

The commander turned around. "Oh right I forgot to mention, all of your powers are disabled. Thanks to the energy that our force field creates. You all have no chance of escaping."

And he was completely right, Palutena tried using her goddess powers, they didn't work. Mewtwo tried using his psychic powers, but those also didn't work.

Kazuya tried to turn into his devil form, but…do I need to elaborate more?

"Also one more thing." The commander said. "As prize for capturing you all without fail, my soldiers and son get to pick out any smasher that they want to do their bidding. And they chose…."

That's when soldiers and the commander's son came in, holding someone hostage.

It was Pyra, she had tape over her mouth and was completely wrapped in rope.

Mythra was absolutely angered. "PYRA!! You bastards! I'll kill you all!"

Guards were restraining Mythra and held her back. Preventing her from helping her sister.

"I can assure you that they will do nothing devious." The commander assured. "Now then, off to your cells!"

"This a sucks Luigi. In a prison. Forever." Mario dreaded as he walked to the exit gate with his brother.

"I know. But a something feels off." Luigi looked up at the ceiling, a duped expression on his face.

"What do you man a bro?" His red brother asked.

"Yeah, what do you mean?" Waluigi moved his head to whisper to the two.

"It feels a like were a missing some a people."

---

"You mean to tell me that most of you haven't shot a gun before?"

Snake asked as he was in a shooting range in the Smash Mansion, talking with the others.

And yeah, many of them didn't have firearm experience whatsoever.

"Actually I have! Kind of…" Pit raised his hand. "I've shot staffs that are kinda like guns! And a bow! But not a real gun…."

Snake shook his head. "Well...that's something I guess."

Wario put his fist up. "Yeah! And Waluigi and I have had guns before! Remember this scene kids?"

Wario turned to the fourth wall.

---

And from the other side Wario and Waluigi were running for their lives. Both carrying M16 assault rifles with Waluigi's having an under barrel grenade launcher. As an evil computer shooting out lasers was chasing them.

"I told you not to press all the buttons Wah!!" Waluigi exclaimed to Wario.

"Well you were doing what I was a doing!" Wario exclaimed as the two took cover behind the couch. "Plus why do you get the Grenade launcher?"

"Because the author thought you'd blow yourself up Wah!" Waluigi exclaimed. As he took aim and fired at the computer.

"Well the author sucks!" Wario exclaimed.

---

Flashback ended….

Wario nodded his head. "Ah good times."

"Wario who are you talking to?" Ike asked the fat man, who turned and looked at the radiant hero in disgust.

"The kids duh! They're watching us!"

"Actually! Scythe Jackal said that this story isn't for kids!" Put put his finger up.

"Shut up Angel boy!"

"Back on topic." Snake said as he took his cigarette out of his mouth. "Gotta quit smoking, but does anyone else know how to shoot?"

Samus shrugged. "I have a laser pistol, probably not too much of a difference."

Snake nodded. "Okay then, I'll teach you all the basics of how to shoot a gun."

The spy picked up an unloaded m1911, it was black.

"This is a pistol, you hold it like this." Snake showed them how to hold the firearm. "Always treat a gun like it's loaded, here's how you load it."

He picked up a magazine and put it into the weapon, aiming it down.

"This gun holds eight bullets, one in the chamber, seven in the magazine." Snake then turned to the targets and Aimee the weapon with both hands.

He fired off shots, hitting a bullseye in each target until he was out of bullets.

He then took the magazine out and pulled back the slide on the gun.

"Firearms also have recoil, especially heavier weapons. Also you might not want to shoot metal, it'll bounce back." Snake then put the gun on the table and put it on safety mode. "Anyone wanna try?"

None of them raised their hands, except for one.

Mia.

"I'll try!" The Beorc grinned, running up to Snake. "I'm skilled with a sword so this might not be too bad."

"She doesn't quite know the difference between a sword and a gun does she?" Lucario whispered to Meta Knight, who shrugged in response.

Mia was about to grab the pistol, but Snake grabbed it faster before she could. While he held it by the barrel and away from Mia.

"Hey! I thought you were gonna let me use it!" Mia crossed her arms.

Snake raised an eyebrow. "Do you promise to be extremely careful?"

Mia rolled her eyes in response. "Pfft. Of course I do! Just give it to me!"

Mia grabbed the m1911 out of Snake's hands, immediately picking up a different magazine and inserting it into the pistol.

She immediately racked it and aimed it at the targets.

"Alright! Here goes!" She smiled.

---

30 seconds later….

"Ow! OW!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!"

Screamed Mia as she was on the ground and holding her arm, which was bleeding everywhere.

There was also a hole in her arm, which was there the blood was coming out of it.

Ike and Samus were on their knees helping Mia, who continued to scream in pain.

"I told you to be careful and not shoot the metal." Snake said as he looked to the side.

"B-but I hit all seven shots! I forgot that there was an eighth!" Mia yelled as the others were trying to help her.

Pit quickly came back with bandages, as he was wrapping them around Mia's arm.

But he wasn't really doing a good job.

"Don't worry Mia! I'll save you!" Pit yelled as he kept wrapping it around her arm.

"You have to take the bullet out first Pit!" Samus yelled at the angel.

Pit's eyes widened. "Oh! Right! Don't worry I have tweezers!"

Snake groaned, turning around and shaking his head.

"We're off to a rocky start, aren't we?" Meta Knight asked the agent, who nodded in agreement.

"Guess we're gonna need a montage."

---

One montage later…..

And so, after one montage. Everyone was a professional agent.

Or at least an average agent, but would that really be enough?

"Okay. We've got everything we need." Snake adjusted his collar, putting an ear piece in. "This is an intercom, we'll use it to communicate with each other while infiltrating the base. You've all got them right?"

Everyone showed off their ear pieces, giving Snake a nod.

"Alright, we have all our equipment already too." Snake took out a Walther PPK, as he put a silencer on the pistol. "Silencers don't make pistols completely silent, as movies might make you believe. But it's better than having a gun fire without one inside a building with a lot of guards."

Everyone took out their pistols, as they had the same ones that Snake had.

"Alright, let's get going."

"Right." Samus nodded, as she put hers away. "Are you sure you're plan will work?"

Snake gave a nod. "Yeah, we already discussed it. So if we go according to plan, our mission should be successful."

"YEAHHHH!!!"

They all turned to see Pit and King Dedede kick down the doors of the weapons room.

Pit had a micro uzi and Dedede had an AK-47, they were pointing them around everywhere and pretending to shoot them.

"Pew pew!" Pit grinned as he then pointed the weapon. "Haha! Take that!"

"Ahhhh!" King Dedede yelled as he was shaking the AK rapidly.

Suddenly, Lucario snagged the weapons out of their hands.

"Stop." He said. "Guns are not toys, and these weapons are loud."

"Didn't you two hear what I told you? About how loud firearms are?" Snake asked.

The two looked at each other, then back at Snake.

The spy pinched the crown of his nose.

"This is gonna be a long day."

---

Later….

The group made their way out of the mansion, as they were all ready to go and save their fellow smashers.

"Alright, we're taking Falcon's Falcon Flyer." Snake took out a car key, he pressed the button to reveal the Falcon Flyer.

Wonder how Snake got those off of Captain Falcon.

Mia looked a bit amazed with the Falcon Flyer.

"We can't really go in any other kind of vehicle. Aside from a boat." Snake explained. "So it's our best opt-"

"What about that sports car?"

Meta Knight asked as he pointed to a red sports car nearby, it was parked outside of the driveway.

It looked just like a James Bond car.

"Master Hand's car?" Snake asked. "No way, not to mention the fact that it's a car. It won't drive on water."

That's when a beeping noise was heard, as the car suddenly transformed into a car-boat hybrid.

Snake was left speechless, with the cigar falling out of his mouth.

"Oh right." Lucario said as the spy turned to the aura Pokémon, who had Master Hand's car keys. "It's also a boat."

Snake shrugged. "Guess we'll be taking that then."

Suddenly, the group heard something.

"Hahahaha!"

The group heard laughing, it was loud. And it was coming from somewhere.

It was coming from Lucina and Inigo's house! What I'd the soldiers got to them too?!

Snake pulled out his Walther PPK and turned to the rest.

"Let's go."

"YEAH!" They all exclaimed while pulling out weapons of their own.

---

Now the group was standing at the front door of Inigo and Lucina's house.

They heard laughing and talking through the door, something was going on.

Snake gave the group a hand sign. "Alright, we do this quietly on three. One, two, three…."

"FBI OPEN UP!"

King Dedede exclaimed as he kicked down the door and pointed his gun, as Pit and Mia did the same.

"Freeze! Everyone on the—"

The group was surprised.

They saw Lucina and Inigo sitting down in their living room, but also with Nia and Rex.

As Baby Soleil and Ethan were on the ground.

The four looked at the group with widened eyes, they were also surprised at their arrival.

They all stared at the parents, who were just laughing and watching their children play.

"Floor?"

Nia then stood up. "Oi! What the hell?! Have ya ever seen children laughing?"

"What?" Pit asked as he aimed his gun down. "What do you mean?"

Nia immediately pointed at Ethan and Soleil, who were both still laughing on the ground playing and laughing.

"Oh. Ohhhhhhh." Dedede nodded as the rest were nodding in agreement. "Sorry."

Pit put his gun away. "Yeah, sorry!"

Inigo stood up. "What's with the getups?"

"And the weapons?" Lucina asked right after her husband.

"Hey." Snake said as he made his way into the door. "Let us explain."

---

One explanation later…

"WHAT?!" Rex exclaimed as his jaw dropped. "Everyone was captured?!"

"Yes." Lucario nodded, as he and the others were now sitting in their living room. As Lucina made tea.

"They were all taken by the United States military." Meta Knight stated. "We have created a plan to go rescue all of them."

"We can help, right?" Rex asked as the salvager rested his fist on his chin. "I mean, Pyra and Mythra are locked up too! We've gotta help them."

Snake looked up. "Rex, no offense. But you'd be kind of useless without Pyra or Mythra."

"I've got other blades!" Rex protested. "And I have Nia! I can—"

"Rex. Haven't you forgot?"

Rex turned to his wife, as the Gormotti blade pointed to her swollen stomach.

"I'm literally a few weeks from bursting. I don't want any blimey guns pointed at me while I've got a baby on the way." Nia put a hand on her stomach. "Ya don't want our baby dying before she's born, do ya?"

Rex blushed. "N-no! I don't! I really don't, but I feel useless! Just sitting here while all of our friends are just locked up!"

"Then go!" Nia yelled. "I'll be blimey fine here! We're completely fine aunt we? You can go and help!"

Rex looked shocked at his wife. "Really? You're fine with that?"

"Yes! Go with them! Ya gotta a buncha other blades don't ya? Go save Pyra and Mythra!" The gormotti yelled again, before giving Rex a grin.

Rex smiled in response, leaning over and kissing Nia on the forehead.

"I love you Nia."

"Love you too."

Wario leaned to Snake. "We're really bringing him along?"

The spy nodded. "We've got no other choice."

---

"Alright! Bye Nia!"

Rex waved as he and the others were inside of Master Hand's car, about to drive off.

Nia was waving with Lucina and Inigo, as Ethan was standing on his little feet.

"Bye dada!" Ethan exclaimed, as Rex grinned at his son's cuteness.

"We'll be back later." Snake said as he turned the car keys.

Suddenly the car zoomed away as Snake made a turned and began driving away.

The three looked on as Nia picked up Ethan.

"Time for a little nap, don't ya think?"

"Mama!"

---

Meanwhile in prison….

"Alright! Foods ready!"

Exclaimed the commander.

All of the smashers were in line, getting their lunch.

Or what was said to be.

In truth it was just grey slop, that was scooped up and dropped onto their trays.

What was in the slop? No one knew, or wanted to find out.

"Man the food here sucks!" Captain Falcon exclaimed as he was walking in line. "They could've at least given us some decent food."

"Well it's prison, what do you expect?" Cloud asked as he was behind the racer, with the line continuing to move.

Captain Falcon turned his head to face the Ex SOLDIER. "You been to prison before Cloud?"

The mercenary shrugged. "Kind of, by this guy named Hojo."

"Keep moving!"

The two continued in the line, as grey slop was dropped onto someone's tray.

Sora looked at his tray and stuck his tongue out, before he continued walking.

The next person up was Little Mac.

"So uh….does it have any protein in it?" He asked before Palutena shrugged.

"I'm not sure, they didn't tell me." The goddesses put her spoon into the slop, putting it over the boxer's tray.

It fell right on, as Little Mac shrugged.

Captain Falcon and Cloud finally arrived, as they looked surprised at who was serving lunch.

"Palutena? You?" The racer pointed at her. "You're serving us lunch?"

Palutena sighed in response. "I know, it's pretty out of place for a goddess."

"You've even got a hair net!" Captain Falcon stifled his laughter, as Palutena glared at him. "Sorry, sorry."

Palutena used her spoon and put some slop onto both of their trays, as they kept moving.

Captain Falcon and Cloud finally arrived in the cafeteria, where they saw all of their fellow smashers eating and talking with each other.

"Where are we gonna sit?" Falcon asked.

"I don't know, I'm sitting with my friends." Cloud walked over to his FF7 friends, who all had one table.

Captain Falcon shrugged and made his way to his own table, there was luckily enough room for every smasher to fit in the cafeteria. As well as the assist trophies and others.

Falcon sat down at a table, the table was with Yoshi, Kirby, Mewtwo, Marth, and Gerudo Ganon.

"Hey everyone."

"Hey." They all said, except for Kirby and Yoshi. Who didn't speak normal human language.

"It sucks that we're all in prison. I mean we were just trying to help people!" The racer threw his hands up.

"That is true, but we caused so much damage." Marth out his finger to his chin. "It makes sense why they were mad."

Captain Falcon shrugged. "And they don't even care that so many of us are literally more than just regular people! Palutena?"

"Lunch duty." Mewtwo said as he had a cup of coffee.

"Pyra?"

"A simple pleasure distraction for the guards."

"And even Bayonetta?"

"She's actually not here." Marth put his hand up.

That confused Captain Falcon, as he raised an eyebrow.

"What? Where is she?"

---

Meanwhile…..

Bayonetta was in New York City, battling many Homunculi and demons.

"So glad I decided to come here for a trip." Bayonetta said as she jumped from one building to another. "Wouldn't you say, devil boy?"

Then Dante came out of nowhere in his devil trigger form, as he was juggling a homunculus with his pistols.

"Huh? Oh you know it Bayo!" Dante then put his weapons away and winded back his Devil Dante sword, batting the homunculus away. "Woo hoo!"

A demon was about to attack the two, but a hook shot grappled onto it.

Before they knew it, it was blasted away by the blast of a double barreled shotgun.

Doom Slayer was with them too.

"Guess the two of us can't just have all the fun." The umbra witch shrugged as the group went back to slaying demons.

---

"Well that's just great!" Captain Falcon slammed his hands on the table as he had a postcard, that had Bayonetta, Dante, and Doom Slayer on it. "Some of the most powerful smashers aren't even here to help us out! What a bummer."

Gerudo Ganon sipped some of his coffee. "They wouldn't be of any use to anyways because all of our powers are disabled."

Then immediately, everyone's trays were sucked away, as Kirby sucked them all up and swallowed them.

They all just stared at the pink puffball, who happily replied.

"Poyo!"

Falcon groaned. "Dang it Kirby! I was gonna eat that."

Ganon shrugged. "Eh. I wasn't gonna eat anyways."

"Urgh."

The group turned to see Mythra, who had her head on the table.

"What's wrong Mythra?" Marth asked.

The aegis looked up. "What isn't wrong? I can't break out of here, and my sister is being used by those…scumbags!"

"They did say that they would do nothing devious to her." Mewtwo pointed out.

"And you think they're telling the truth?" Mythra asked. "They're probably lying, just think of what they'll do to Pyra!"

---

In the private area….

In truth, they really weren't doing anything devious to Pyra.

They had Pyra sitting on a chair, with ropes tied around her body but no tape on her mouth.

She was sitting at a fancy table that had a candle lit on it. As well as two glasses and a bottle of wine.

Across from her was the commander's son, who was looking at her romantically.

"So….you like candles?" He asked her.

Pyra looked to the side. "Um…yes. I do…"

"Cooooooool….He nodded as he continued to look at her.

"Woohoo!"

"You go Brad!"

"You aren't the commander's son for nothing!"

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that the other soldiers were watching them. Cheering on Brad.

---

Back in the cafeteria….

"I understand how you feel Mythra, but I'm sure that there is nothing to worry about." Marth told the blond aegis.

"Yeah, I'm sure we'll get out of here." Captain Falcon put his hand on her shoulder. "There's gotta be someway out."

Suddenly, something was thrown at Captain Falcon, with it splattering all over him.

The racer turned around and touched what had hit him.

It was the grey slop that was meant to be there lunch.

He looked around the cafeteria and shouted in anger.

"Alright! Who threw this?" Captain Falcon raised the food in his hand, showing it to everyone in the cafeteria. As they were all staring at the racer.

He looked off at one of the tables, where he saw Incineroar sitting with Donkey Kong and Ridley.

"Oo-Ooh." Donkey Kong did his signature shrug, but given how there was no slop on his tray, it was obvious that he was the culprit.

Captain Falcon picked up his tray.

And threw it right at the gorilla, who was knocked back due to the impact:

Everyone was silent, no one made a single sound or peep.

Until Steve stood up and simply threw his tray on Olimar, who was standing next to him.

Then Daisy stood up with a pile of slop on her hand.

"FOOD FIGHT!"

And do everyone started throwing food at each other, throwing the slop and trays at each other. Everyone was laughing and having a blast.

But many definitely got hurt.

---

The Commander's Office….

The commander was sitting at his desk, writing on some important papers that needed filling out.

Out of nowhere, one of his lower officers swung open the door with a document in his hands.

"Sir! We have bad news." He stated while walking to the desk, as the commander shot up from his desk.

"I don't like bad news, what is it?" He asked as the lower officer showed him the document.

"We did a count of everyone here, we're missing a bunch!" He stated, with the commander swiping the document out of his hands.

"WHAT?! That can't be!" The commander was about to open the document, but a noise disrupted his focus.

He pressed a button. "What is it?"

"Sir! There's a huge fight that broke out in the cafeteria!"

"What?!" The commander exclaimed, pulling out his phone to look at the cameras.

He pulled up a cafeteria camera, to see all of the smashers throwing their lunch at each other.

That's when Greninja came right in front of the camera, hitting it with his tongue.

The screen went black.

"Ugh!" The commander threw his phone to the ground. "Get the soldiers and get them to their cells! Now!"

"Yes sir!" The lower officer saluted and ran out of the room.

---

Cafeteria….

"Guh huh!" Banjo was shooting slip out of Kazooie's mouth, nailing many in the face.

"Woomy!" Inkling Girl shot a bunch of people with slop, using her splattershot.

"ENOUGH!!"

They all stopped and looked at the doorway, with many soldiers charging at them with rifles.

They were all brought to the ground, with the soldiers aiming their weapons while doing so.

"You've made a mess of the cafeteria!" One soldier exclaimed. "What are you all? Children?!"

"What do a you mean?!" Mario asked. "We're just a having fun!"

"I'm sure that the kids are behaving the same way as us!" Peach protested as she looked up, with one of the soldiers chuckling.

"Oh really?" He asked, as he pressed a button on a remote.

That's when one is the walls split apart to reveal another room, it was a smaller room compared to the cafeteria.

All of the kid smashers were sitting at one table, eating a nutritious meal of fruit and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Their lunch room was completely clean, nobody was fighting, just enjoying their lunch.

Kana swallowed a bite of her apple, until she saw her parents.

"Hi mama and papa!" She waved with a huge smile.

Her parents waved to their daughter, before they were shoved by the soldiers.

"Alright! Back to your cells! Hurry up!" The soldiers forced the smashers out of the cafeteria, due to the mess they made. "Lunch is over."

As the other soldiers left, one of them stayed behind, as he turned to the children smashers.

"Alright. You all continue your lunch." He said, about to press the button on the remote, but Kana protested.

"Wait! Mr soldier!" She raised her hand.

The soldier raised an eyebrow, but it was hard to see as he had sunglasses and an army helmet on. "Yes?"

"Um. Can you…" Kana bit her finger. "Can you tell us about you?"

The soldier was even more confused. "What? Why?"

"Because um…you're a big and strong soldier. And you help people, and I wanna know more about you." Kana gave him puppy eyes, as most of the other children did too.

"We wanna too!" They pleaded, looking at the soldier deeply into his eyes.

The soldier tried to resist, but the kids were just too damn sincere!

So he sighed.

"Fine, I'll tell you about me."

---

About 20 minutes later in the cells….

All of the smashers (except for the child smashers), were in their cells, no one was really speaking at all. Just hanging around.

"So….I guess we're gonna be here forever." Fox looked down at the ground. "I can't believe it, I still had so much left to do."

"Me too." BOTW Link said. "What do I do about Mipha? And the kids?"

"They're safe Link, don't worry." Zelda assured the hero of the wild. "They're spending time at the pond."

"Without her husband? Wow Link." Gerudo Ganon slightly chuckled.

BOTW Link turned his head. "Hey! Shut it. Not like you've got any family!"

Gerudo Ganon tilted his head. "I've got my future self."

Ganandorf still had bandages wrapped around his face, as he put his hand up.

The commander then showed up, walking through the hall.

"Well, it seems all of you have cleaned up and calmed down." He snorted. "Funny how all of you are less mature than your own children for God's sake."

"We'll a get out of here! Just you wait and a see!" Luigi exclaimed. "Our friends will a save us."

The commander shook his head. "That isn't happening, I'm sorry. But at least you can all spend the rest of your lives in prison."

"Aw hall nah!" Barret exclaimed. "I refuse to let it end like this! Ain't no way in &@# this is happening!"

"Ah ah!" Diddy Kong jumped up and down.

"Let us a out!" Mario banged his fists on the iron bars. "Let's us ou-"

"Guys, we should just stop." Dark Pit groaned. "We're gonna spend the rest of our lives here, wether we like it or not."

Viridi gripped the bars.

"No! I can't! I have plants back at home! The world needs nature! It needs plants!" Viridi protested, as the goddess of nature started breaking down into tears. "If not…the world will die…and I can't let that happen!!! Please I'm begging you!"

The commander raised an eyebrow. "Oh my goodness, a goddess that hates humans begging in front of one. How sad."

That's when Waluigi started playing the harmonica, playing a sad tune on it.

"LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!!" Viridi screamed, shaking the bars again and again. "I can't be trapped forever….without….without Pit."

"Yeah." Palutena nodded. "Without Pit."

That's when the goddess of light realized something.

"Wait a second, where is Pit?" She asked.

The others were confused, Pit wasn't there?

"Wait. He's not a here?!" Mario got right off of his seat.

"Yeah. I haven't seen him at all." Dark Pit nodded.

"Come to think of it." Waluigi rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes. "Wario's not here either!"

"Neither is Ike." Marth stated.

"Or Snake."

"Or Lucario."

"Or Lucas, Samus isn't here either!"

"Poyo!"

They all looked at Kirby, who was holding up two drawings. One was of Meta Knight, and the other was King Dedede.

"WHAT?!" The commander exclaimed. "We have missing smashers?!"

He pressed a button on a remote. "Lower officer! Get here immediately!"

The lower officer came out of the door and ran to the commander, saluting him.

"Sir yes sir!"

The commander slapped him.

"Why didn't you tell me we were missing smashers?!" He asked, clearly angry.

The lower officer shook his head. "I did sir! But you were interrupted by the food fight!"

"Oh yeah." The commander nodded. "I apologize, I forgot."

"Sir!"

A soldier ran into the room, holding an iPad.

"There's a boat coming towards us!" He showed the iPad to the commander, who grabbed it and looked at it.

The commander's eyes widened, as there was a camera on the James Bond boat car that came towards them on the water.

"WHAT?!" He yelled, as he squinted his eyes at who was driving the car. "Solid Snake….."

"SNAKE?!" Exclaimed Captain Falcon. "He's coming for us?"

"Sir, those are the missing smashers!" The lower officer pointed at the screen, with the commander shoving the tablet into his arms.

"Get the machine guns ready!" He yelled., stomping out of the room with the two. "We're sinking them to the bottom of the sea!"

The soldier nodded. "Yes sir!"

The three of them leaving the cell hall, as they shut the doors and locked them up. While everyone in the cells were looking at the doors.

Before they all started cheering.

"HOORAY!" King K Rool jumped up and down.

"WE'RE SAVED!" Spring Man grinned.

"Pit….i'm free." Viridi leaned against the bars with tears of joys in her eyes.

---

Meanwhile….

"Alright. We're almost there."

Snake said as he was driving the car across the waters, as everyone was in the car. Ready to go in and rescue everyone.

"Alright! I can't wait!" Mia grinned as she was hopping in her seat.

"Hey! Calm down!" Wario yelled at the Beorc, who pushed back and held her nose.

"Bleh! Your breath smells awful!" Mia exclaimed. "Back off!"

"Hey come on." Ike turned to face the backseat. "We can't have any mess ups you two, stop."

The two stopped fighting as Mia crossed her arms.

"Sorry Ike." She apolgized, until she felt a hand on her shoulder, as she looked next to her.

The hand belonged to Samus, who was giving her friend a reassuring smile.

The bounty hunter also put her fist out, as Mia gusty bumped her.

"Man I can't wait!" Dedede exclaimed. "I'm gonna finally show everyone how I'm the greatest king ever!"

Meta Knight looked up at the king of Dreamland. "Rescue our friends first, glory later."

That's when the entire group heard loud sirens, they looked up at the base.

Red lights were flashing, and the sirens were going off.

They also saw that there were machine guns on top of the raft, with soldiers running to them and loading them up.

"WE'VE GOT GUNS!!! INCOMING!!" Pit yelled as they started firing down at the car.

They were drifting from side to side with the car, with the bullets rippling in the water.

"Snake! Can't ya drive better?" Rex asked as he was holding the walls of the car tightly.

"Doing what I can." Snake said Ashe was driving the best he can, and it was difficult when you're driving while machine guns are being fired at you.

"We need to take out those machine guns." Meta Knight said, looking from side to side.

"I know!"

Pit grinned as he pulled out a sniper rifle and rolled the window down, peaking out of the car and aiming at the guards.

He fired at one of them, before aiming at the other one and pulled the trigger again.

He nailed both of them in the head, as they fell back.

Lucas jumped in his seat. "P-Pit! You just killed them!"

"Pit!" Samus yelled. "We said to be non lethal!"

The angel gave a thumbs up. "Oh I know! That's why I put them to sleep!"

In truth, both of the guards had actually been hit with tranquilizer darts. As they were both asleep on the ground.

"Not a bad shot." Wario nodded.

BANG!*

The right side of the car exploded, as it had been hit with a huge bullet. With it now on fire.

"Oh no it's on fire!" Mia exclaimed as she tried kicking the fire in attempt to put it out. "What do we do?"

Snake looked at the flames, and then at the raft. They were very close to it.

The spy had an idea, as he unlocked the car doors.

"Alright everyone, as soon as we hit the base. Jump." Snake unbuckled his seatbelt, they all nodded and unbuckled their seatbelts.

They were close to the bay.

"3…."

Closer.

"2…."

Literally a few feet away.

"1…."

They were at the base.

"Jump!"

They all got out of the car, as they jumped onto the base.

They all landed on the bottom part of it, where the boats were.

The car slid forward, before it crashed right into a wall.

They were all now lying on the ground, with everybody getting up and dusting themselves off.

"Alright, now we're here." Snake said, as they looked at the car.

Lucario shook his head. "Well it appears that that's the end of the car."

"Nah." Wario waved his hand forward. "Give it a little fixing and it'll be good as new."

Then the car suddenly exploded, as they looked at it.

Wario's eyes widened.

"Uhhh. Guess not."

Mia started walking forward, as she was heading for the trunk of the car,she pressed the lever and pulled it up.

"Mia, what are you doing?" Ike asked his wife, as she pulled out something.

Everyone was shocked, as they looked at what the beorc pulled out.

It was a mini gun, while a sword was attached to her hip.

The barrels were rotating while she grinned.

"Let's do this!"

---

They climbed up the ladder, as Snake put his head out first. He looked from both sides, before crawling up.

The rest came up, with their silenced pistols ready.

They all snuck to the wall, as Snake leaked threw the corner. He saw two guards, both were carrying rifles and chatting with each other.

Snake turned back to his team.

"Okay. There's two guards." Snake said. "We need to wait for them to come over here, then we take them out quietly. You hear me? Quiet-"

That's when they heard chewing sounds, as they turned to the back of the group.

King Dedede was chewing on gum, as he started chewing slower with widened eyes.

"Dedede, what are you doing?" Meta Knight whispered harshly.

"Sorry Meta Knight! I'm kinda stressed!" The king shrugged. "Needed some gum."

"Dedede, you'll blow our cover." Snake harshly whispered.

"We'll be fine if he just keeps chewing it quietly." Ike leaned against the wall. "It'll only be a huge problem if he—"

"SWOOOOOO"

The entire group turned to look at the penguin king, as he had a huge pink bubble coming from his mouth.

"…blows a bubble." Ike finished his sentence.

That's when Lucas and Mia were waving their hands rapidly, with Pit and Wario shaking their heads.

They were mouthing "NO" to him, so he wouldn't pop the bubble that he was blowing.

If the bubble popped, the guards would be alerted.

And that was bad.

Dedede kept blowing the bubble as it got bigger and bigger.

It was about to pop.

But it didn't, as the other quietly sighed.

But then it popped.

The guards heard it.

"What was that?!" One asked as they both looked around, before running to the end of the hall.

"Damn. They know we're here." Snake stated as he pulled out his silenced Walther PPK, with Samus pulling out her own.

Before the guards could turn, Snake and Samus pointed their guns at the soldiers.

"Freeze!" Snake stated as the soldiers stopped, with both of them putting their hands up.

"Woah! Who are they?" Guard One asked Guard Two.

"I don't know, but they look like Bond characters!" Guard Two said.

"Bond?"

"James Bond!" Guard Two and Guard One high fived each other.

"Keep those hands up." Samus threatened, putting her finger on the trigger of her pistol.

The two looked back at them, as they aimed their rifles at them.

"Freeze!"

"Yeah! Freeze!"

Two sides, four people. All four have guns, they're aiming them at each other, no one has pulled any triggers yet.

"Perceval!"

Exclaimed Rex as he jumped above the sky and bounty hunter, holding a chroma katana. He unsheathed it and slashed at the guards. With Rex landing on the ground and a demon like human figure that had a red hat.

Rex looked up and sheathed the katana, as they put their guns down.

"Not bad." Perceval said to his driver, who gave a smile and nod.

"Thanks." Rex said.

They saw that the two guards were getting up, as they readied their rifles.

"Hey! Cheap shot!" Guard One yelled. "Get him!"

But before they could, Lucas and Meta Knight jumped forward.

Meta Knight cut Guard One's rifle in half, as Lucas dismantled it with his psychic powers.

The two guards looked at their rifles, which were now on the ground. They then looked at each other, and then back at the smashers.

They were ready to attack.

"Hah! We still got a chance!" Guard One said.

"Yeah! What can a few fictional video game characters do to us?" Guard Two asked. "We're professionally trained soldiers! We've gone to boot camp and done combat training, we can do……this?"

The reason that he paused for a long time was because Mia came forward.

And she had the mini gun.

The barrels were spinning.

The guards started running.

"AHHHHH RUN!!"

"I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!! NOT MINI GUNS!"

Mia laughed as she stopped the barrels from spinning, she looked at Samus. Who shot her a smile.

The two then fist bumped each other, with everyone else smiling.

Snape pulled out a proximity mine.

"Let's go."

---

The group busted down the doors and ran through the halls, as soldiers noticed them.

"Intruders! Get them!"

They were firing shots at the group, but luckily they missed most of their shots.

The spy group was firing off their silenced pistols, as their tranquilizer darts were putting all of the guards to sleep.

Now they were near an engine tank, Dedede was placing a bunch of proximity mines on the tank, as he and Pit were laughing.

While the others were fending off the reinforcements.

Mia was shooting the guards with an AK-47, as Ike was shooting them with an MP5K. The married couple shooting close to each other.

"This is so cool Ike!" Mia grinned in excitement. "This is just like those cool moving pictures with the explosions!"

"Exactly Mia. Exactly." Ike smiled as he nodded in agreement with his wife.

Pit placed the final proximity mine onto the engine tank, as he and Dedede turned around and started running.

"EVERYONE SCRAM!"

The penguin king yelled as the rest got his message, with all of the spy smashers running away.

The explosion went off, it was huge.

The explosion was so grand that it would make Michael Bay cry.

The group, looked so damn cool.

---

The office…

"No! No no no no NO! NO!!"

The commander continued banging his hands on his desk, as he was absolutely ticked off.

"We have multiple damages to the engines, almost all of the guards are down, and the energy tanks are almost completely destroyed." The lower officer read off a list of reports that had been sent to him. "All of this equates to a total of 6,000,000 in damages, at least."

"LEAST?!" The commander exclaimed. "The president is gonna be furious! We didn't capture a few smashers and now the base is almost totaled! We're done for!"

The lower president shrugged. "We could just abandon the base and rebuild operations elsewhere."

"No." The commander shook his head. "We've got no choice."

He pressed the button on his desk.

"I am releasing Project M! I repeat, I am releasing Project M!"

"What??" Exclaimed the lower officer. "Are you sure sir?! That's only for emergencies!"

The commander turned angrily and pushed the officer away.

"Yes! We have no choice now!"

The commander immediately opened a hatch on his desk, revealing a purple button.

After he pressed it, he opened the file cabinet on his desk.

To reveal needles, filled with a purple and red substance.

He put a few of the needles into his arms, as he grinned.

"Push them all. I'm not going down without a fight."

---

Meanwhile…..

The spy group was taking a small break, as they were leaning against a locked door.

"Okay. So not the most stealthy, but it's better than nothing I guess." Snake said as he was smoking on a cigar.

"Man this adventure's been crazy!" King Dedede exclaimed as he ate from a candy bar. "We've been all over the place and all this runnin gives me one heck of a workout!"

Lucario wiped some of the chocolate that Dedede got on him. "If only you were quiet during a stealth mission."

"Thirty one! Thirty two! Thirty three! Thirty four! Thirty five!" Mia panted as she was doing burpees, with her wiping sweat off of her forehead.

She took a seat next to Ike, as he was polishing off his own weapon.

Mia looked up at her husband and smiled.

"You know Ike. I'm glad I get to be apart of your friend group." She blushed, as Ike looked down at her.

"What do you mean Mia?" The radiant hero asked out of curiosity, as he put his weapon away.

The Beorc looked away. "Well….you know. These guys are your friends from when you joined Smash, and you all just kind of welcomed me like this. It makes me happy."

Mia then started cuddling with Ike, as her face got redder and redder. Even Ike started blushing.

"W-what makes you happy?" Ike asked.

"Being with you silly." Mia looked up at his eyes. "Being apart of your group makes me feel like…one of the guys. You know? It's kind of like when we were in the Greil Mercenaries."

Mia felt a muscular arm out around her, as she looked back up at Ike.

"I know. I'm glad to have you apart of our team." Ike smiled. "You were excellent when shooting those guards away."

Mia grinned in response. "Yeah! I was! And you were too!"

"Woohoo! Go Ike!" Wario sarcastically cheered as he and Pit were clapping.

"Hey, Mia."

The Beorc looked up to see Samus taking a seat next to the two. As the bounty Hunter handed Mia a bottle of soda.

"And not to mention, I met my best friend in your group!" Mia grinned as she took the bottle from Samus, she opened it up and put it to her mouth.

She swayed her head back and took a swig from the bottle, before putting her head back down.

"Aaaahhh! Refreshing!" Mia said as she slightly hit her chest with her fist. "BRUUUUUP!"

The Beorc immediately covered her mouth, and scratched the back of her head. "Scuse me."

The group just laughed in response, enjoying their time.

"FREEDOM!"

There was yelling, more like cheering. And it sounded like it was coming from whatever was behind the locked door.

"Somethings going on." Snake stated as everyone picked up their weapons and racked them.

Lucario put his palm on the door, feeling the aura of it.

"This steel is strong." The aura Pokémon said. "It won't be possible to break with bullets."

Rex put his hand up. "I've got an idea."

Rex's chrome katana turned into megalance, as Perceval disappeared.

And what replaced him was a big insect like demon creature.

"It sounds fun." Wulfric said.

"Got my jet hammer ready!" Dedede exclaimed as he was holding his jet hammer.

"On three." Rex told the penguin.

"1….2…3!"

"Brutal lance!" Wulfric exclaimed as he and Rex attacked the door along with King Dedede.

They were able to bust down the door, with everyone running inside.

"Alright out your hands up and-what?" Meta Knight asked as he looked around the area.

In fact, everyone put their weapons down when they found out where they were. In a long hall with many jail cells.

They were in the cell room.

Snake put his pistol away. "Well, it seems like we came what we were looking for."

Mario ran to the bars on his cell and looked at the group.

"Snake?! Is that a you guys?!" Mario asked.

"Yes." Samus nodded. "We're here to rescue all of you."

That led to another cry if cheer from the prisoners.

"Okay!" Terry exclaimed. "Can finally get out of here."

"Good!" Simon crossed his arms. "I've been in here long enough! I will not let injustice keep a hold of me forever."

Simon then looked down at his orange clothes, with him ripping them off next to reveal his regular clothes.

Everyone looked surprised at the vampire slayer.

"Grandfather. You mean to tell me that you still had your clothes on?" Richter asked his ancestor,bas Simon nodded.

"Yes. You mean to tell me that you don't?" Simon asked his grandson as he put a hand to his hip.

Richter looked at his prisoner jumpsuit for a few seconds.

Before tearing it off to reveal his clothes.

"I was." Richter smiled as he gave his ancestor a hand shake.

"How are we going to get out of these bars?" Cloud ask as he knocked on the bars. "They're super stiff. Won't even budge a little bit."

Mia put her finger to her her chin, as she immediately got an idea.

"Ooh! I know!" Mia pulled the mini gun up and pulled the trigger, as the barrels were spinning. "Everyone stand back!"

"MIA WAIT NO!"

But it was too late, Mia was firing shot after shot after shot. But the mini gun was basically moving her around as she couldn't control it. She was firing off in multiple areas but mainly at the cells.

Everyone was backing off away so they wouldn't be hit by the bullets, one hit from a bullet could tear your whole body apart.

The mini gun finally stopped, as the barrels kept rotating but no bullets were flying out. There was steam coming from the tip as the barrel was overheated.

Mia dropped the mini gun on the ground, as she wiped her forehead.

She panted while leaning over on the ground, as she stood up and gave a thumbs up.

"I did it!" She grinned.

Everyone's cell gates, then broke off.

They were completely destroyed by the bullets.

Every single cage, was destroyed.

Everyone. Was free.

"HOORAY!!"

All of the smashers ran out of their cells and into the hall. They were cheering and shouting with glee. They were finally free from prison, out of there cells.

They no longer needed to think about living the rest of their lives here, forever.

"Thank you so much a Snake!" Mario was crying tears of joy as he hugged Snake, but the spy wasn't the most comfortable with that.

"WARIO!"

"WALUIGI!" Wario cried as he and his brother hugged, with both of them crying.

King K Rool blew his nose in response.

"Mythra!" Rex ran to the aegis. "You're alright!"

"Yeah. What'd you expect?" She asked with an eyebrow raised.

But Rex noticed that something was up, so he looked around everywhere in confusion.

Rex looked back at Mythra. "Where's Pyra?" He asked.

Mythra's eyes widened. "Oh right! She was made hostage by that commander asshole's son! He's probably doing horrible things to her as we're talking!"

---

"STOP DYING DOUCHEBAG!"

Yelled an angry twelve year old on a microphone chat.

Brad flinched as it came from his headset. While he was playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 on a PS5. With Pyra watching.

"I can't help it! The other team has aim bot!" He yelled at the kid in his microphone, with him sighing.

The other soldiers were comforting Brad, as his team had lost the match.

"Don't worry man."

"You'll get it next time, it's all good."

"Just gotta keep trying man. Those sweats were cheating."

"What did you think of my gameplay, Pyra?" Brad turned to the flame aegis. With a grin on his face.

"I mean….watching those kids yell at you was kind of funny." Pyra slightly giggled. "But I'm sorry that you lost."

"Eh, it's fine. These kids can't hurt my feelings." Brad said.

"You F&@ing suck! You're a shitty noob bro go back to MW 2019 and camp like the little bitch you are! I hope your whole house burns down and your grandma dies! In fact! I hope you die! I banged your mom last night by the way! You should go and-"

Brad immediately unplugged his headset as his teammates were being way too toxic.

Classic Call of Duty.

"Okay that's enough video games for now." Brad set his controller aside, looking at Pyra. "So what she we do now?"

Pyra looked at her body, she was still tied in rope. "Well….I can't really move still because of the ropes. But…."

THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

Pyra's eyes widened, as she looked around everywhere.

"What was that?!" She asked.

"Ohhhhhh." Brad looked around, before immediately standing uo. "My dad did it guys! He sent out Project M!"

"Woooooo! Let's go! He's finally doing it!" The soldiers were high fiving each other and having a dance party, but Pyra was extremely confused.

She looked up at Brad. "I'm….confused. What is….Project M?"

"Oh! Right!" Brad grinned. "This is project M!"

That's when the doors were ripped right open, as a tall and huge figure was looking down at Pyra.

She gulped.

---

Back in the cell room….

"PIT!! You finally came to my rescue!" Viridi exclaimed as she was hugging the Angel tightly. "It took you long enough!"

"Hehe. Sorry Viridi." Pit let out a nervous laugh. "But don't worry! I shot some guards on the way here!"

The goddess of nature's eyes widened, as Palutena's and Dark Pit's did too.

"Wait you actually shot someone?" Dark Put asked, he couldn't exactly believe what he was hearing.

Pit grinned and nodded. "Yup! With this!" He pulled out the sniper rifle that he used in the car.

"PIT!" Palutena yelled. "Why did you kill them?!"

"Oh don't worry Lady Palutena!" Pit put his hand in front of him. "I think they were darts, they're only asleep!"

Palutena just stared at her son for a few seconds, before she hugged.

"Give your mom a hug, my little hero." She said quietly.

Everyone was reunited, they were finally all back together and free.

But it wasn't all happiness and sunshine, because there were some questions to be asked.

"Wait." Luigi said, as everyone looked at him. "How did you a guys avoid kidnapping?"

Snake stepped forward. "Well, let's just say we were hidden really well."

"You're not going to tell us where, are you?" Ken asked.

"Nope!" Dedede rapidly shook his head. "It's a secret!"

"How did you all get captured anyways?" Lucario asked as Zelda stepped forward.

"We had our powers taken away from us." The princess of Hyrule said. "There's a forcefield here that mitigates our powers."

"But it doesn't work on you guys for some reason." Sonic said as he scratched his head with his finger. "Not to mention those suits, where'd you get them? They look sick."

Lucario put his palms out, as blue aura flames came off of his hands.

"Yes, my powers still work." The aura Pokémon said.

"All of ours work." Lucas stated.

"How can that be?" Chrom asked. "I'm sure the energy would've disrupted them."

Lucario closed his eyes, sensing the whole raft. "I sense that there isn't a forcefield here. It must be something else."

That's when Donkey Kong got an idea, as he walked over to a well.

He punched it, which out a huge whole in the wall. All of the smashers gawked at the hole.

"Come to think of it." Mewtwo ripped off his orange prisoner clothes.

The Pokémon was then able to use his psychic powers.

It was then discovered.

The suits were what was suppressing their powers.

Everyone grabbed the collar of their Orange jumpsuits, and ripped them right off.

Revealing their regular clothes.

Everyone started using their powers again, as many were happy to feel powerful again.

"Let's a go!" Mario jumped super high again and again.

"Alright everybody." Ike said as he propped his Ragnell on his shoulder. "Let's get out of here."

"WAIT!"

The group turned to Camilla.

"We still need to rescue Kana bun! And all of the children!" She said.

"And we need to rescue Pyra." Mythra put her finger up.

"AND….." Roy started to say, until he paused.

"We need cool suits like your guys' suits." He finished his sentence.

Snake looked at Samus, as the two nodded.

They pulled out a bunch of tuxedos and dresses, with them throwing them everywhere.

"Suit up." Samus said.

As soon as they touched the suits, they transformed into spies.

"Here you go Viridi!" Pit threw a maroon dress on the goddess of nature, as it immediately came on her and a pair of sunglasses was brought to her eyes. "Woah!"

"Don't stare too much Pit." Viridi slightly giggled.

Snake adjusted his suit, pulling on the collar.

"Alright, let's get those kids and get out of-"

CRASH!*

There was a loud crash, as everyone looked around in confusion. Where did that crash come from.

"Everyone! Look up there!" Dedede exclaimed as he pointed to the third floor of cells.

There was a massive figure standing on the third floor, as it was a bit difficult to see due to how high up it was.

Suddenly, the massive figure jumped down from the third floor.

"RUN!" Wario yelled as they all ran away from the center of the room.

The figure crashed into the bottom, but Camille was covering up what it was.

Samus covered her eyes with her arm, until she put her arm away and looked at the center of the room.

Almost everyone did, as they were surprised at what they saw.

It was a big, robotic like creature. It had black and white parts but also a few purple armor parts. It was almost like a Mechon, it had sharp claws and also a spiky tail. And it had a white skull like head that had angel wings on it. It was a terrifying creature.

We'll call it the Serration Mecha.

And it had Pyra wrapped up in it's leg, as the aegis was struggling to escape.

"Pyra!!" Both Rex and Mythra called out.

Pyra opened her eyes. "Rex! Mythra! You're both safe!"

"Don't worry!" Rex shouted. "We'll get you out of there!"

The creature then swung its tail forward and let go of Pyra, as she was flying in the air.

Donkey Kong jumped up and caught the aegis in his arms, as he set her down in the ground.

Both Rex and Mythra ran to her.

"Glad you're alright!" Rex smiled as Mythra cut Pyra's ropes easily.

"What did those sickos do to you?" Mythra asked in worry, as Pyra smiled.

"Nothing terrible Mythra." Pyra responded truthfully. "But they were…..weird."

"Save the talk for later!" Wario exclaimed as he pulled out an AK-47. "We gotta deal with this creepy looking thing!"

"Haha! I'll get rid of it in no time!" Mia exclaimed as she picked up the mini gun again and ran towards the Serration Mecha.

Ike put his hand out to try and stop her. "Wait Mia!!"

The Serration Mecha looked down at Mia, who had the mini gun pointed up at it.

"Alright you creepy thing, I'll take you out in….no….time…."

Mia looked down at the min gun, while the barrels were rotating, no bullets were blasting out.

Mia forgot that she ran out of bullets.

It wouldn't fire anymore.

Mia looked up. "Uh oh."

The Serration Mecha immediately knocked Mia away with its claws, knocking her towards the wall.

"Mia!" Samus exclaimed, as she turned to the creature and pressed something on her wrist.

Suddenly she transformed into her power suit, as the visor lit up.

She aimed her arm canon and began firing charged blast at the Serration Mecha, but it didn't work so well as the Serration Mecha was easily batting them away.

Ike looked at the ground in front of the Serration Mecha, he saw blood.

Then he looked over at Mia, who had slash marks on her body.

Ike turned back to the Serration Mecha, running towards it with his Ragnell in one of his hands.

He jumped up and smashed the blade against the creature, as it put its arm forward and blocked Ike's attack.

Ike jumped out of the way before the Serration Mecha could hit him with his tail, Ike charged again and slashed Serration Mecha in the stomach with Ragnell.

"Ragh!" He let out a battle cry, as he put a mark in the Serration Mecha, who stepped back slightly.

Samus also jumped behind the Serration Mecha, grabbing it's wing heads and shoving her arm cabin into it's back.

She was blasting missile after missile into its back. Causing more damage to it.

Dedede was swinging his hammer at it, and Meta Knight was slashing at it with his sword.

But it wasn't enough, as the Mecha launched them all away with it's claws.

It let out a roar as it started shaking its claws around everywhere, hitting almost everybody out of the way.

"How can we even touch it?!" Mario asked. "We'll a just get hit by it's a tail!"

"Lady Palutena!" Pit turned to the goddess of light. "Destroy it with a mega laser or something!"

"I can't." Palutena said as she put her hands out. "My powers still haven't regenerated completely."

"There's gotta be something we can do!" King K Rool looked around in worry.

Mia had opened her eyes, that blow she received really hurt. So now she was conscious once again.

She looked at her body, she had slash marks and was bleeding.

She saw that everybody had been attacked by the Serration Mecha, as it continued screaming and screaming.

She then saw Ike, who had a huge cut on his arm. As he gripped it tightly and grit his teeth.

This, greatly angered Mia."

The Beorc stood up, and picked up her sword. Gripping it extremely tightly.

"Listen…..here…."

The Serration Mecha stopped screaming and turned to her.

"You….can hurt me all you want….cut me…make me bleed…."

Mia looked at it in fury.

"BUT IF YOU EVEN TOUCH MY FRIENDS! LET ALONE MY HUSBAND, I'LL CUT YOU DOWN!"

Mia yelled in rage, running towards it with her sword.

"Mia don't!" Ike put his hand out.

The Serration Mecha started launching spikes at it and thrusting it's tail at Mia.

Mia was hit with a few spikes, but she kept on running.

She was even hit right in the leg with its tail, as blood blew out everywhere.

Mia really wanted to stop, it hurt so much.

But she had to keep running.

She finally reached the Serration Mecha, and started swinging her sword rapidly.

"URRRAGGGHHH!!" She yelled as she continued slashing at it.

It was actually doing a lot of damage to the creature,Beorc it's mechanical parts coming off.

But then it forced it's claw into Mia's arm.

As the beorc cried in pain, but she kept going on.

Then he sword started to glow green, as her hits became faster and more rapid.

"ASTRA!!!!" Mia screamed as she kept hitting it again and again.

Then she slashed it upwards.

Cutting the front of the body in half.

Which also broke the blade of her sword into a million pieces.

Then she was knocked away by its tail.

"URGGHHHAAA!!" Mia cried out as she was falling towards the ground.

"MIA!!" Ike exclaimed as he ran towards her, catching him in his arms. "You're gonna be fine. That was amazing."

Mia breathed in and out, as she was excessively bleeding. "Ow….Ike….this hurts so much…I don't think I'm…..gonna make it."

Ike shook his head. "No. You'll be fine, we'll get you to healing and—"

Ike looked down, as he noticed that so much blood was pouring out of Mia, mainly her leg and body.

"Oh crap! Someone help!" Ike turned around.

"Let's finish this thing already!" Wario yelled as Dedede smashed it with his hammer.

But as he kept smashing it, something looked strange.

Shulk noticed this, looking at it.

It looked like a person was inside of it, it looked like someone he knew!

"Wait!" Shulk protested. "Stop!"

He then pulled out the Monado and jumped forward, slashing its front.

The front completely came off.

To reveal someone inside of the Serration Mecha.

It was Melia, Melia Antiqua, the princess of the High Entia race.

"It's Melia!" He exclaimed as he grabbed the princess and pulled her out. "She's unconscious!"

"What?!" Fiora exclaimed. "Was she piloting it?"

Shulk shook his head in response. "No. She couldn't have, she's not awake at all!"

"Then…" Lucario put his hand to his mouth. "She must've been used to control it."

Then the speakers came on.

"Self destruct sequence engaged. Raft will self destruct in T minus, 2 minutes."

The whole raft started shaking.

"OH A NO!" Mario exclaimed as he held his head. "It's a gonna blow!"

"We don't even have the kids yet!" Peach yelled.

"HAHAHAHA!"

They all looked up at the ceiling again, as a tall figure in purple and red fell to the ground.

It was the commander, and he looked different.

"Hah!! I'm not letting you all get off that easily!" He laughed, he had sharp teeth, one giant horn in the middle of his head. And hammer like fist.

He looked something like….a moebius of some kind.

"It's you!" Fox pointed at him.

"That's right! I'm finally stronger! And if I'm going down you'll all go down with me!" Commander laughed again and again.

"Why are you doing all of this?!" Corrin asked. "Why did you imprison us? Why are you trying to destroy us?!"

"What's your goal man?!" Falco crossed his arms.

"My goal?" Commander asked. "Why I'm doing this? Well let me tell you this first. My real name is Dade, and the truth is, I'm not from the military OR the government. The reason I locked you all up here? Because—"

Dade couldn't finish his sentence, as a huge metal piece came down from the roof. Crushing him.

The smashers looked on, as they were silent.

"We need to get out of here!" Marth stated.

"Get the children too!"

"Lady Palutena, is your teleportation ready?" Lucario asked the goddess. Who nodded.

"T minus, 30 seconds."

"Okay."

"LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"

Suddenly, they all teleported away.

---

In another room….

"And then I met my wife, and had two sons." The soldier was still telling the kids all about his stories being a soldier. "I'm gonna go back home to see them after this."

"Woooowww." The children said,.

Until all of the children suddenly disappeared.

This left the soldier sad.

"Awww man."

But he was teleported out of there too.

---

"3…….2……1….."

BOOM!*

The raft, exploded.

Luckily all of the soldiers got out.

---

A few minutes later….

The whole raft was on fire, rubble everywhere. Parts falling into the ocean.

But many rocks were moved out of the way.

As Dade moved them out of the way and gasped for air.

"Dammit! I almost had them all! I can't believe this!" He looked down into the water, ge fire shaking his head.

"But at least I have thus."

He took out an energy container,which was filled with a liquid that had multiple colors.

---

Back at the Smash Mansion….

Everyone immediately teleported into the Smash Mansion, they all had widened eyes.

They all cheered.

"YAAAAAY!!"

"Pit! You were so amazing!" Viridi ran to hug the Angel, but was pushed out of the way by Palutena.

"Move it Viridi! Moms first!" Palutena hugged Pit instead, as Viridi groaned.

"Oh Kana bun! You're safe!" Camilla exclaimed as she and Corrin were hugging their daughter tightly. With Qana doing the same.

"Of course mama! That was actually really fun!" The little girl laughed.

Corrin and Camilla looked at each other, and then at Qana.

The older princess shook her head in response.

"All in a days work. Eh Snake?" Wario looked up at the spy.

He nodded. "Could've been better without all the explosions, but we still pulled it off."

"Guys!" Ike exclaimed as he ran to everyone. "Mia needs immediate medical attention, she's going to die!"

They all looked at Mia, was still bleeding out excessively.

"I'm a doctor!" Dr Mario put his hand up. "Put her on a the couch."

Ike did so.

---

"Is she going to be fine Nia?" Ike asked the Gormotti blade.

Who had come over to the mansion with Lucina and Inigo.

"Yes." Nia nodded. "Just give her some time."

"Ahhh." Wario said. "At least everything is back to norm-"

BRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUU*

Everyone stopped talking, as a loud horn was heard.

Like something that would be used in medieval times.

"Oh a no." Mario said, looking up at BOTW Link.

"It can't be."

"He never said when he'd be back!" Palutena said.

"You have got to be kidding me." Gerudo Ganon mumbled.

Mario immediately walked to the front door, opening it.

He saw out in the distance.

It was him.

Standing in front of a throne, millions of skeletons, trolls, Dark Young, and undead warriors by his side.

All of his floor guardians, ready for battle.

Ainz Ooal Gown, had arrived.

"Hello Smash Manor, I have come. I have come to take your home, and bring all of you into the Sorcerer Kingdom."

---

To be continued in Lord of Smash Part 2….