Humiliating
Disclaimer: I never owned Glee or the lyrics
Chapter 1: How did we get here?
Noah Puckerman rubbed Vaseline all over Kurt Anderson's naked body while Quinn Fabray held two-year-old Tracy Anderson. Then Quinn notices the look on Kurt's face as Noah puts two fingers in his ass. She kisses Noah's cheek and whispers, "Too soon, Puck. Tell him why you are working at Mick's first. I can't believe this happened. I'm just glad Blaine brought Kurt here."
Blaine then enters and says, "Puck, Kurt already knows what happened to you; your buddies did this to him as a message to Burt. After you went MIA, we separated. We were staying together until we got divorced. Since you went missing, he's been calling your name out during sex." Then Tracy returns, holding Noah's six-month-old daughter Lucy, as Quinn leaves with Blaine.
Noah put one of his shirts and sweatpants on Kurt. Before he lies Tracy and Lucy next to him. Noah soon put Lucy in her crib after moving it closer to the bed. Kurt soon turns to face Noah and kisses him as Tracy falls asleep between them. When they break from the kiss, Noah says, "Quinn caught me with Karofsky after I came home. I guess you know she is dating Cooper now."
Kurt rubs Noah's arm as he says, "After you went MIA, I was having nightmares about what happened to you, Noah." After putting pillows around Tracy, Noah has Kurt follow him to a guest room.
Soon both men are naked, and Noah is pounding himself into Kurt as they kiss to keep quiet. When it was Kurt's turn, Noah took Kurt's hand and said, "I should have been a better friend after Finn died. Kurt, I-I love you." As Kurt pounded himself into Noah, Kurt saw a look of pure bliss on Noah's face.
Soon they were dressed, and Kurt was sitting on Noah's lap under a blanket. As they watched TV, Noah put his hand down Kurt's sweatpants. Before he could do anything, they heard Tracy say, "Papa Nono!" Noah sighs and rolls his eyes before getting Lucy and Tracy.
Blaine brought Kurt's things an hour later, then asked to talk to Noah alone. When they are alone, Blaine says, "I know you have Lucy and will watch her grow up. I gave Tracy to Kurt because of you. She was going to be with me, but after I saw your interaction with Tracy when we came here. I decided to let her stay with Kurt. Look, Puck, Tracy is my daughter, and I have plenty of time to have more kids. Plus, I think Tracy needs a dad like Burt." Then he winks at Noah as he chuckles.
Noah watches Lucy crawl into the room and picks her up as Blaine says, "Man, I bet Tracy and Lucy will be telling Kurt what he would tell Burt growing up. Something of Santana's is in his suitcase, and Tracy saw it at some point and took a green marker to it." Then Blaine gives Noah a plush Hulk doll with a Mohawk.
Noah laughs and says, "Sarah must have given this to her because Nono is written on it's butt in whiteout. Sarah would call me Nono when she was little because she couldn't say Noah. I think my mom got her the doll, and that's why it looks like me back when I had a Mohawk. I heard from Rachel that you told her Tracy loves any movie with him in it. Does she have a favorite?"
As Blaine looks at Lucy, he says, "The one where Nick Nolte played David Banner. She got really excited during the fight scene, Tracy said Nono the whole time. Kurt thought Tracy was upset, but Carole knew Tracy thought the Hulk was you when she heard that. God, Puck, don't make me regret this."
Noah puts Blaine in a headlock and gives him a nooggie as he says, "Don't worry, Blaine. If you keep worrying, you'll give yourself a heart attack." Then they hear Tracy giggle and run after her. Half an hour later, Blaine was gone, and Noah held Lucy as he fed her while he was sitting on the couch watching TV with Tracy as Kurt fixed supper.
As Noah burps Lucy, Tracy says, "Papa Nono, why did Queenie leave Lucy?"
Noah looks at Kurt as he says, "Aunt Quinn thought she was your Uncle Cooper's daughter, but when she found out I was Lucy's dad. She gave her to me because she felt bad about giving your Aunt Beth to Nana Shelby."
Tracy then asks, "Why doesn't Papa Blaine love me anymore? Did I do something wrong?" Noah holds Tracy as she cries, but says nothing.
Then Kurt says, "Papa Blaine still loves you, Tracy. We just don't love each other anymore."
Kurt chuckles as he asks, "Besides, wasn't it you who said you wanted a papa like the Hulk?" Tracy glares at Kurt but says nothing as she hugs Noah's neck.
Soon, Noah put Lucy in Tracy's arms as she sat in a rocking chair in her room and took a picture with his phone. He then posts it on Facebook with the caption, "My heart and soul."
Standing at the door, Kurt watched them and said, "I should have been on your side during the baby gate."
Noah takes Lucy into his arms and says, "No, you should have got me drunk, Kurt. I was bicurious in high school, but was too chicken to do anything. I would have rubbed it in Karofsky's face that I got you first. Although I showered with Matt when I dated Santana once, we didn't do anything."
Then Tracy screamed, "La, la, la, la!"
As Kurt chuckles, "She does that when she doesn't want to hear the grown-up talk. She doesn't know what you were talking about, but she knew it wasn't something she should hear. That's why I didn't stop you."
When Lucy touches Kurt's cheek and says, "Dada!"
Chapter 2 will be up soon, I know it's short, and will take you five minutes to read. I am trying to get my stories off my computer.