World Meeting, New York

The tense smiles between the 4 men could be cut through with a butter knife. Ayanna being oblivious, just turned to America. " Uh... Mr. America I would love to eat with you." She said earning a smile from the American man. Unaware of the dark scowls on the other men's faces, behind her.

" That's great dudette let's go before the line gets too long." He said as he grasped her hand and they left, in a dash. Leaving England, who was being held back by France. In a state of shock,'... that... BLOODY WANKER!!!!' He thought looking at the display.

' Alright, you diabetic Capitalist you wanna play? Then I'll play your fuckin' game chico' Cuba thought. As he started to walk towards the exit, with his hands in his pockets.

' Deez bois tink day ga try me? Day don't know what me 'ave in store for dem.' Jamaica thought as he started to smoke his weed, as he started to walk to exit the room.

" 96.. no 87..78 yeah I think that's it," Haiti mumbled as he walked behind Jamaica which didn't go unnoticed by Cuba. " Haiti what we're you just mumbling about?" He asked curiously, Haiti perked up" Mama Ayanna's measurements!" He said shamelessly. ( Yup dis boi was raised by France alright.)

Cuba karate chopped him in the head,

Then got ganged up by Jamaica and England who for the hell of it Prussia jumped in to prove he was awesome.

" Damnit!! Haiti can't you not be a perv for more than 5 secs!!, it's easy to have the rats run away from you! Bastard!!" Cuba said before Jamaica punched him in the stomach. " Shut up you diabetic commie!! At least I don't attack when caught poachin'!" Jamaica said before turning his attention back to Haiti.

" Jeezus Christ mon! Ya didn't need ta say that!! What da hell is wrong which ya?! Voodoo pervert!" He said as he kicked Haiti, who punched him in the face. " At least she understands not to smoke from the damn pipe you shit in!! Ack-" Haiti said before England kicked both him and Haiti in the ribs.

" ALL You bloody wankers aren't worthy to hold the same hands with a Saint like Ayanna!! And How Dare!! You! Speak about her body so shamelessly!!" England said as he was defending his sister's honor.

Prussia got a cheap shot at England, " Shut it old man!! I AM ZE AWESOME ONE!!" Before he got the combined punches of England, Cuba, Jamaica, and Haiti. " SHUT UP!!" They all shouted in unison.

" VE! GERMANY HELP!! SCARY!!" Italy screamed as he clutched onto Germany's clothes. As Germany scold/ try to calm him down. Much to his brother's annoyance.

" Let go of that potato bastard! Feliciano!! Where's your pride ah!?!" Romano said as he grabbed his brother trying to pull him off Germany.

"... your the last person to talk about pride, when you ran away from Aya-chan," Japan stated coolly, as Romano let go of his brother's legs.

" You try driving in the same car as that speed demon!! You'd be scared if you where in the backseat! Of.that.damn. Car!!" He said as he shoved his finger into Japan's shoulder, as he trembled at the memory. Of Ayanna driving through, 5 stores because she had to do her business badly.

Canada and Spain trying to calm everyone down.

" Aiyyaaaa!!! Some much chaos in one day!!" China bemoaned about the more animated countries, fighting. " Kolkolkol~ now now China, all we can do is watch or bash their heads against each other until their blood drenches the floor or their skulls crack...but that would kill them although, hmm maybe I should use my pole to-" his violent rambling was cut off by Francine blowing one of Germany's whistles, the fighting coming to a holt.

" If your all finished trying to start World war 3! How about we go and spy on Ayanna and America! As the love expert! Love shouldn't be forced but happen naturally." She said with a proud smirk on her face, with rose petals and sparkles shining around her, with a heavenly light shining down on her.

' Who decided that shit? Spanish is just as romantic as French.' Spain thought as he felt a tic mark grow on his forehead.

" SIT DOWN GRANDE-MERE!!" Haiti said while being held by, his collar by Cuba. France grew a tick mark, on her forehead and grabbed a wine bottle. Out of her pocket and used it as a boomerang, it knocked Haiti unconscious and came back to her hand.

Silencing the room, as she grabbed Haiti and dragged him, by his collar. " Now if anyone has anything else to say let's go and spy on Amerique and Bahamas, non?" She said with an angry eye closed smile. As she walked out the door.

' ...She could dominate me if she wanted to...?! What the hell am I thinking?!?!!' England thought as his face was as red as a tomato. As he walked after France, then Japan, China, Cuba, Jamaica, Prussia, Russia, Germany, Italy, and Romano walked out of the room.

With America and Bahamas

Ayanna and Alfred were talking non-stop, about funny stories or whatever they say on their travels. In Alfred's red 1970s Dodge Challenger convertible," haha yeah dude Texas, was so scared that he thought he was gonna die when he broke my glasses! Hahaha, but it was just a regular pair of glasses." He said as they stopped at the red light.

Ayanna chuckled and snorted a little, she covered her mouth but still giggled. As she blushed and apologized for snorting. " It's alright dudette, it sounded really cute to me!" He said giving her a thumbs up smiling.

She smiled back, and remembered something," hehehe you remember when I visited Florida, after my independence." She asked him, he nodded " And there was a lot of Bahamians, dress up like dey ga see da Queen? So once everyone got off da plane I stepped on an alligator, and everyone ran back on the plane saying' let's go home! Let's go home!' "She said as laughter filled the car.

( This was true my dad told me that back in the 70s and 80's Black Bahamians would go to the US dressed in their fancy clothes since it was the first time most of them went on a plane before.)

" Hmm, I wonder how da other states doing? It's been a while since we last spoke?" She said wondering about the states.

The States

" Stop spraying tan all over yourself New Jersey!( Nick Jones)" Delaware ( Alex Jones) said scolding his brother.

" Your acting like I'm the only state that does this shit!! I SEE YOU CALI!!( Ari Jones), Pennsylvania!! Cheesesteaks aren't the best!! So stop singing about it!( Penny Jones)" Jersey said angrily calling out every state he sees.

" HUH YOU WANNA GO YOU SHORE LOVING BASTARD?!" Pennsylvania said with her fist up ready to fight. " Come on y'all let's not fight, let's sit and talk about it over some peaches n' cream?" Georgia( Gloria Jones) said trying to peacefully defuse the tension before it became a full-scale war.

" Just sit down Goldilocks, and wait for your country Prince to sweep you off your feet." Connecticut( C.J Jones) said. " Maybe you should wear colors other than pastel and stop using helicopters as your only means of transportation!" South Carolina( Carol Jones) said.

" Well, at least my diet isn't Fireball and cigarettes?! South Carolina!!" Connecticut said.

" Please let us stop all this senseless bickering." Maryland(Mary Jones) said as she fixed her glasses, " How 'bout you stop actin' like your schools are the best in the fuckin' country?!!" Virginia( Vicki Jones) said.

"Who hoo!! Let's go Celtics!! Harvard will always be the best college!!" Massachusetts( Matthew Jones) said. " Still can't beat the Yankees!" Rhode Island( Barbra Jones) said.

" Mind your business Rhode Island!! At least I don't sound like Peter Griffin from Family Guy!" New York ( Leo Jones) said.

" How rude of you, at least the mob doesn't run my city!" North Carolina( Cassidy Jones) said. "Please God watch over my ungodly siblings, and let us have a prosperous crop this year." New Hampshire( Hope Jones) said.

" Virginia how about you try to stay, within the limit of family you can fuck! Your just as bad as Alabama( Jax Jones) !!" Vermont( Vincent Jones) said.

" YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT'S WEST VIRGINIA!!" Virginia roared at Vermont.

" How 'bout you get high off injection' maple syrup in yer' damn blood! North Carolina your barbecue isn't the best! Also, make your tea sweet enough! " Kentucky( Ken Jones) said.

" Please make way for the best chicken!!" Tennessee( Maryanne Jones ) said. " Sis keep dreamin' everyone knows Popeye's has the better chicken!" Louisiana( Anna Jones) said.

" Come on let's not fight, this is just like election time, I wish I lived somewhere else." Ohio( Oscar Jones) said. " Come on bro! Let's race I'll drive you to the NASCAR track!" Indiana( Mia Jones )

" Not everyone wants to go to a damn NASCAR race with you!!" Mississippi( Melvin Jones) said.

" Stop bein' such a worry wart just cuz' the KKK's stationed in your state." Missouri( Miles Jones) said as he combed his mullet. " Louisiana stop it with your, chicken battle you should be worried about my seafood being better than yours." Maine( Lucy Jones) said. " Maine you know damn well that Boston has the best seafood!" Massachusetts said as he was currently fighting with Rhode Island.

" Come on fam we gotta be close for Al ya know," Alabama said trying to calm the growing tempers of his siblings." Is this just another excuse to try and sleep with, us again?" Mississippi said.

" Tell that to state that sleeps with EVERYONE AND ANYONE!!!" Alabama said as he pointed fingers to Mississippi.

" YOUR A COMMUNIST!!" Mississippi shouted, as the other states gasped.

" Your fuckin' dead!!" As Alabama tackled Mississippi. The great state battle began, Illinois( Ajax Jones) and Arkansas( Annie Jones)

Florida( Camilla Jones) and Iowa( Katrina Jones) were in an all out fistfight. " AWW YEAH, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE 1845!!" Texas( Roger Jones) As he went in guns blazing literally holding a pump and using Wisconsin( Willow Jones) as a weapon to beat Michigan( Michelle Jones) with.

The other states were either getting stabbed with corn, throwing crabs and potatoes. Or launching rockets at Sioux Falls.

California and Oregon( Elias Jones) were fighting, then got jumped by Minnesota( Taylor Jones), Kansas ( Ashley Jones), and West Virginia( Victoria Jones).

Colorado( Heather Jones), North and South Dakota( Nico and Sam Jones), Nevada( Axel Jones) jumped Nebraska( Delilah Jones). " Come on y'all that ain't fair!!" As she continued to get attacked.

Montana ( Mitch Jones) and Wyoming( Daisy Jones) set Utah's( Rico Jones) hair on fire" Aaaah!!" He screamed as Washington( D.C Jones) splashed water in his face, as Idaho( Iris Jones)punched him in the face.

Oklahoma( Karl Jones), and New Mexico( Miguel Jones) were choking each other, while Arizona( Alana Jones) was hiding under the table. As Alaska( Anya Jones) and Hawaii( Lilo Jones) were watching the chaos from the top of the staircase.

Hawaii heard the phone ring and dodge rolled and ducked her siblings. Answering the phone,"..aloha? HI MISS AYANNA!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THE US!!" The island state shouted in happiness. As the other states stopped trying to murder each other.

And huddled around Hawaii, listening to the conversation. "You're with big brother Al?! Are you two finally dating?!!" She asked anxiously, as the phone quickly hung up.

The line went dead...

" Who wants to go to McDonalds?!!" Delaware shouted. As he Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, New York and Rhode Island , as they grabbed the car keys and took 10 of their siblings in 5 cars, everyone left the house.

In a mess, looked like the Civil war but on a smaller scale.

With Ayanna and Alfred

"Hmm, why'd you hang up?" She asked as she saw Alfred's face bright red. As he parked the car in McDonalds, parking lot. Ayanna unbuckled the seatbelt, and checked his temperature." You're not coming down with something are you?" She asked out of concern.

He reassured her that he was fine, as they got out of the car. They walked into the restaurant, in a comfortable silence.

Da bushes

" Stop pushing!!, Who's touching my ass?!?!" England whispered shouted, as him and the other countries were spying. Russia would be obvious to spot since he's to tall, so he decided to spy from the rooftop.

" Russia, do you have eyes on the targets?" France said through the walkie-talkie. " Da. I have eyes on targets, targets are entering death trap as we speak... There are five vehicles moving very fast, all heading in multiple directions...!!!!..." " Russia do you copy?... Russia!!?! Are you ok?!" France asked, worried about him.

"Geez what did we hit?... Oh shit it's a guy!!.. Stop panicking!! We'll just hide the body... HOLY FUCK HE'S ALIVE!!?!... ( static)... run...(static)...Kolkolkol...( static)..." The walkie-talkie lost signal.

"... We'll let's move..and continue the mission..for our fallen friend... Let's go!" France said being dramatic and walked to the entrance. Everyone sighed as they walked after her.

Inside McDonalds

Ayanna was sitting at a booth, waiting patiently for Alfred to come with the food. 'Hmm, was it just me, or did something fall on the roof?... Maybe they're doing construction' She thought unaware that the states had landed their car, on Russia who was scouting from the rooftop.

As she was lost in thought the other countries made it through the back room. Who conveniently found extra employee clothes, with wigs and blended in as 'workers'.

" Yoo! Dudette I got the food!" Alfred's said happily as he sat across from her. And rest the tray of food on their table.

She thanked him for the food, he told her not to worry about it. They began eating, the 'employees' sat at the booth behind them. " Where in position.. why did the git choose this bloody death trap... as a...date option!!" Arthur whispered/ yelled into his earpiece, as he saw that etiquette was nonexistent.

As Francine just shushed him, to listen in on the conversation they were having." Hey Mr. Jones-" he cut her off," Please call me Alfred or Al, were way past being formal, with each other." He said with a slight pink blush on his face.

" Ok Alfred, do you remember when we first met?" She asked as he nodded at her, she chuckled as he continued to stuff his face full. She chuckled at him, grabbed a tissue, and wiped his mouth. "Tanks!! ( Thanks)" Alfred said. " It's amazing how we went from trying to kill each other, to being such great friends." She said as her smile grew even wider, " Yeah." He said also, as they stared into each other's eyes. " Ayanna do you wanna-" he was cut off by some of the states and Russia falling from the ceiling. As the other states came in from all possible entrances.

" WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!" Arthur screamed, causing Ayanna and Alfred to look at him. " Big brother?! What are you doing here?!" She asked, " Iggy you don't even like McDonald's?! What the hell is going on?" He asked. Francine grabbed Arthur and ran towards the exit." Mission abort! Angleterre!! Mission has been compromised!" She said before, Alfred could ask the states rushed at him with all types of questions.

The manager had enough and banned all of them from the Mcdonald's in that area.

Outside

The states were all quiet with their heads down, with Alfred staring at them disappointedly. He just huffed,"Delaware.explain.now." He said straight to the point. He stood at attention," Sir! We heard Ms. Ayanna was in town...so...we wanted to see if you two were dating." He said looking away bashfully.

Ayanna cocked her head to the side, in confusion." Dating? You thought we were dating? It's just friends having lunch, isn't that right America?" She asked him. He nodded ignoring the pain in his heart.

" Besides don't punish them so hard, they just wanted to see me. Besides we need to question Big brother and Ms. France, let's go, Alfred." She said seriously walking to the car's passenger seat. ' I don't know which side of her is hotter, cute or serious' the man was whipped.

" We'll talk about this later at home... also thanks for buying me some more time with Ayanna... Hey, dudette!! Wait up!" With that, he left the states, in shock. " Well, we better get out of here, before the cops show up." NY( New York) said," Hands in the air!!"

" FUCK!" The states said altogether.

" Kolkolkol that's what you little bastards get for running over me," Russia said, holding an ice pack on his head. That Au-chan gave him, as she shivered in the corner.

' Note to self never dent Russia's pipe!! If I ever live to see the next chapter, see your reader's