Yes, I brazenly changed stresses in some places -_- And what can you do to me? :)
Also, I don't know how realistic the addressings "my/our boss" are, but I needed them.
C: crocodile-headed imp; h: hippo-headed imp; w1, w2: warthog-headed imps; a: all four; n: Nefir.
The imps were returning home after a failed scam with a war between Agrabah and Odiferus. When they got to the place where they had to disperse in different directions to get to their houses, they stopped.
"Well, goodbye, until the next business!" the hippo-headed imp said.
"If there will be one at all," grim-faced Nefir grumbled.
"If there will be one? What's the matter?"
"Guess! A few months ago, we were running a scam with a giant dancing rhino who was destroying Getzistan. How did it end? That damn Aladdin and his gang came and ruined everything for us! A good source of money was closed, and we were forced to dance in magic shoes for the amusement of the public, until that sultan deigned to let us go. A month ago, I tried to get the silk of the Worm of Panacea. You dropped out at the very beginning, then I used Genie and almost died and was left with nothing. Now we started a war between those two towns, but at the last moment we were found out and forced to return all the money. If it goes on, our reserves of money will be depleted and we'll have," Nefir grimaced, "to work honestly, building houses or something for those humans for coppers. I'm not sure we should even check if it will go on."
The imps looked at each other. The crocodile-headed imp came up to Nefir.
C:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see it, my boss
When you are feeling so blue
Sometimes there may be rough patches, my boss
Be patient, and you'll get through
What if not to mess with Aladdin and his
Friends is all we need to succeed?
Come on, don't let failures upset you like this
My boss, you're awesome and you know it
No one schemes like Nefir
Is as smart as Nefir
Fool humans to our shared benefit like Nefir
W1:
Not just them: you trapped a genie and made
Him to serve your purposes
W2:
And that ended bad…
[The other three imps looked at him dissatisfied]
C:
It doesn't matter
W2:
I mean, you shouldn't let anyone know your plans
A:
No one thinks like Nefir
Invent things like Nefir *
No one can give us stable income like Nefir
N:
What would you do without me? I've no idea
A:
Neither do we, our dear boss
C:
A businessman, a scourge of simps
Nefir's maybe the most cunning of all imps
A:
Who persuades like Nefir?
Who controls like Nefir?
No one can change his plan on the spot like Nefir
C:
When Aladdin found out about our plot
N:
I just said: "No matter, change of plans"
C:
You use anything to your advantage
N:
That's right
And struggling with me almost doesn't make sense
A:
Who pretends like Nefir?
Who gains trust like Nefir?
C:
And who leads humans into his trap like Nefir?
N:
Those fools understand nothing until it's too late
A:
If not all their life
N:
In my childhood, I dreamt about a cash vault
Full of money that I would get for
Using my cheat talent. Now I'm an adult
And my wealth is growing more and more
A:
No one's cool like Nefir
Confident like Nefir
N:
No one takes his fate in his own hands like Nefir
I have to thank you for lifting my spirits, guys
A:
You're welcome, our dear boss
* They refer to the episode "The Way We War".