How does one be seductive in class to your Professor? There is no way I am going to get Professor Snape to get a boner. There was no way. I will just have to make a list of what I think I can do and just do one for each class until you know.

"Are you listening to me Miss Simmons," I heard a dark voice ask me. I must've been daydreaming because Snape was right in front of me looking down at me. I gulped. "Sir?" I asked him.

"Were you not listening to me?" He asked, I shook my head, no. "Use your words, Miss Simmons," he spat. "No sir," I gulped again.

He groaned and walked away from me. "I was asking you what the known ingredients were for Draught of Living Death."

"Um," I said while gulping, "Use your words," he said while putting his hand on his nose in disgust.

"The ingredients for Draught of the Living Death are as follows: infusion of wormwood, flower head, moon dew, valerian root, a sopophorous bean, powdered root of asphodel, and standard potioning water."

"You were listening," he paused, "I thought you were just daydreaming about making lists to do later," he smirked and walked away from me. I gulped, did I think out loud? How does he know?

I looked around to see if anybody else was paying attention to what he had just said but everyone was just busy writing on their stationery. I looked back at Snape who was sitting at his desk smirking at me. I gave him a confused look back at him and he went back to grading his papers. I have never been so confused in my life. How was I even going to know if he had gotten a boner without even seeing? I will have to talk to Draco about this and see. I looked back at Draco who was sitting by none other than Potter. Which was strange, why in the world would he be sitting by him?

I looked back over at Snape and sighed. Why in the world was Draco not sitting next to me? I don't even remember walking into potions class today. Gah, I have to pay attention more.

Potions was done which I was happy about because that meant I could go up to my dormitory and make my list.

"Draco I need to talk to you," I said to him while pulling him aside. Draco looked at me like he was confused. "Why were you sitting by Potter in class today? I thought you hated him."

"I do hate him but I think I may have a thing for him," Draco said, "A thing for Potter?" I asked him.

He nodded, "we will talk about that later." I grabbed Draco's hand and pulled him into a smaller hallway so nobody could hear us. "You know that dare we made last night?" I asked him.

He smirked, "have you done it already?"

"No, no, not yet," I sighed, "how am I going to know if-," I paused, I had to pause because I saw Snape walking past us. I gulped again. "Hello?" Draco asked. "Sorry he was walking past us and I don't want him to hear," I said. Even though I'm pretty sure I said things out loud that he could hear. "How am I going to know if he gets one?" I smiled.

"Skylar you will know when he has one," he said, "they aren't easy to hide especially when you're in front of lots of students."

I gulped again. Am I gulping a lot?

"I will see you at dinner," I said to Draco. I made my way to the Slytherin corridor and up to the girls' dormitory.

There was no way in hell I would make Snape get a boner in front of the class. I had to make sure I was alone with him. I didn't want anybody to notice this besides me.

I grabbed out my quill and parchment and started writing what I was going to do.

Snape Dare

Step 1: get Snape alone. Just myself and him.

Ideas:

-Wear skimpy clothes underneath robes and stay after class with him and show him.

-Show a little leg in the classroom to him

-Get detention with Snape

-Always sit in the front of the classroom

-Wink at Snape

I hoped to think of more ideas but if these don't work I will try other things. I looked up to see Pansy staring at me. I rolled my eyes. "What do you want?" I asked her.

"Nothing just wondering what you are writing." She asked.

"That is none of your business," I said while sliding the little parchment into my robes. "Fine," she said as she sat down on her bed. She hated the fact that I stole Draco away from her. Not my fault that Draco didn't like her.

1 week later-

I made my way down to the Great Hall. I saw that Draco was in our spot talking to dumb and dumber. I sat down by Draco and looked up to see if Snape was sitting at the teachers' table. I smiled when I saw him. I was going to try it right here because there was no way he would get a boner from just a wink. Especially in front of students, professors, and the headmaster. I waited awhile until we had gotten our food to make my move. I also had to wait for Snape to look at me. I looked down at my food and took a bite of the mashed potatoes that they had out. I love mashed potatoes.

"Snape is looking at you," Draco elbowed me. Good thing he whispered that. I looked up at Snape and Draco was right he was looking at me. Or he could've just been staring at the Slytherin table.

I gave it a test and winked at him. I waited for him to do anything. To my surprise, he bit his lip and looked away. "Dude you so got something out of him," Draco said, "look now he's walking out of the Great Hall past us." As he was walking past us I glanced down to see if anything popped up. Nothing.

Snape cleared his throat as he passed us. I gulped again.

Stop gulping so much girl!

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Draco and I made our way to the astronomy tower as we have done in the past years. It was our favorite spot to check out new candies and many other things Draco spotted.

"So I got this cool thing a couple of days ago and I wanted to try it with you," Draco said as he was going through his pockets to find it. "I was in the muggle world exploring while father and mother were out and about," his father gosh I missed the way his fingers touched my body. I could just imagine how Snape's fingers felt on my body. "I got this," he pulled out a little baggy and held it up.

"Draco do you know what this is?" I asked him while laughing.

"The guy told me it was hash but smells entirely like a skunk, but he said it will make us feel very nice."

"It's marijuana," I smiled.

"Marij-what?" He laughed.

"It's weed," I said, "Perks of living in the muggle world with god awful family," I said.

"Why does it smell awful?" He asked.

"Don't ask me. I don't make it," I said.

"Should we try it?" He asked.

"How we don't have-," I paused and saw that Draco had a lighter and glass weed pipe. I laughed wondering why he got that instead of a rolled joint. "What are you laughing at?"

"Just you and your richness," I smiled.

"How do I do this?" He asked.

I grabbed the weed and pipe from him. I put the weed in the pipe and grabbed the lighter from him. "If anybody smells this I will kill you," I said.

"Do you think anyone would know what this is?"

"Nah, I would be surprised."

I lit the pipe and took a blow. I let it out and passed it to Draco. "Don't breathe in too hard with it."

He nodded and took a blow. He coughed.

"I told you not to do that," I laughed.

A half hour goes past and Draco and I were gone. Well, Draco was. He couldn't stop laughing which was making me laugh.

"What are you doing?" A voice behind us blared. Draco and I both looked back to see the infamous Professor Snape glaring at us. I laughed.

"Draco hand me that," he said, Draco got up and gave the pipe, lighter, and weed to Professor Snape.

"Do you know what that is Professor?" Draco giggled.

"Yes I do," he said.

"Oh shit," Draco said, "Now go down to your dormitory, and don't think I won't tell your father about this."

"Fine," Draco made his way down the stairs.

"Now for you," he said while walking over to me. He was towering over me. I gulped. "Detention with me for the next month Miss Simmons."