On some occasion a certain trio of pseudo Lolly like girls chan meet up in a waiting room. While ignoring the others Holo-members who rest around; the trio of chaos-rat Hakos Baelz [HololiveCouncil], Atlantis shark Gawr Gura [HololiveMyth], and Laplace Demon LaPlus [full name: "Laplus Dia Highest Death Thirteen Daina Art of Impact Sign Emperor Road of the Darknesss."] [Hololive-X]; stands against each other in circle and stare whit great focus as if they were in stare competition. [chan – a word suffix means cute/small, girl, or just to personal addressing]

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Especially prankster Gura, deep stare at the dark lord LaPlus whit somehow serious, but curious expression. "Okay you highness, you make promise to me. So I want to see that L cup of yours! Show it to me!"

But the LaPlus was getting annoyed by that demand, frowning at the duo. "I keep telling you, that I currently cant! And why in the hell, are you two ganging against me?"

Of course Bae as harbinger of chaos was just chilling in high spirit: "Oh, don't meant me. I am just a chaos rat. I like to be at the source of chaos. Or like in this moment, be part of an interest topic for a chat."

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The sharks was give the rat a quick suspicious side glance whit raised eyebrow, until she returned her focus to demon. "Okay- Listen! You promise, to show me."

But the horned girl was quick to defend herself. "Its was more like an open ending of that discussion whit a probability of showing in future. So, I dint promise nothing!"

In contrast Hakos who was tilling her head from side to side, was x-ray stare at Laplace chest. "Why are you so against that idea? Its not that you honest costume is hiding something extra gorgeous."

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This make the shark to jump a little. "Hey, I not asking for something perv [yabay] or such. I am actually a very curious, because LaPlus said that she have L cup bu~ba."

As contra statement the demon stomp on the floor. "And I keeping telling you, that showing it to you: is momentary not possible. So stop being so persistent about it. When I will be capable to show it to you, then I will and you can stare from extra close!"

On this Rat nodded her head respectfully. "Understandable. But what happened, that you cant show us you prime deluxe choco-bons? [Egg shaped chocolate whit a child toy in as surprise.] Or, what dint happened? For which you cant show them to us?"

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Gawr open her eyes in sudden realization. "Wait!- Don't tell me that she refusing because I dint say: (Yes my darkness!)? Am I being scammed here?"

Laplace suddenly got flustered, or just restless, as is if that was an insult. "Hey! I dint lied about the size! Its just that I, cannot do it at this moment, even if I want! Its- Its a medical condition."

At that statement Hakos gasped for an air. "Bra!- [Like zoomer will say in amazement: "Oh my Bro"...] are listening to yourself? Just the share logic behind that idea is breath taking.- If we take for a fact, that a bra cup size will add a 3 centimetors [3 centimeters= 1 inches] to you chest circumference… And a (L) is 12 letter of the alphabet… It will be 36 centimetors! [12 inches] Loosing that is beyond a medical condition! Whats happened!?- Had you acted as a landing gear for a space shuttle, when it re-entered the Earth atmosphere!?"

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By a whim Gura pulled up a prepared seamstress tape measure. As she set it around her chest, she vent ahead to add that 36 centimeters to her chest circumference to actually see what it will look like, if she have an L-cup. And she was surprised. "Holly molly guaca-molly. That's gargantuan! In LaPlus chan case; it will be like two of them. Are you okay?"

But demon reply her whit a sarcastic rhetorical question. "Do I look as if I am okay, to you?"

"Now I starting understand why Calli sissy speaking respectfully whit a laddies whit a back problems." As Bae think about it, suddenly she realizes something. "Oh good- Can you?- Can you imagine?; that it was, a medical condition, and her b- boobs were surgically removed,- and now they are in some vitrine to display. Or- Or they are floating in some preservation jar. Put into museum as a world wonder heritage protected by UNESCO" [United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization]

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As for convenient moment a Sakamato Chloe, a clumsy orca girl as Gothic assassin, sneak into this room. As if that was a call of predatory food-chain: she was interested in the short shark girl. She was toe steeping silently toward her target from behind.

But LaPlus notice her colleague from her work group generation and without any respect or concern to what the hunter was trying to archive, she spoke that she is finished whit those two and Chloe is free to take them away whit her.

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In normal, we will expect from the shark that she will scare jump so high, that she will leave the room through the room ceiling. Or that she will make a panic jump toward the window and actually break it through. But in both cases, she will leave behind herself a hole comically shaped as her. But the shark himself is a wicked one, and she make a quick flip of the situation: Whit a smug expression, she raised and wave her finger in (No! No! No!) gesture as some kind of detective who crack the case. "Dear Chloe chan; don't be deceived by LaPlus chan and her wicked tongue! She using you, to get away from this argue that she loosing. Be smart and don't let her to sway you from you feet. We want from her to reveal for us her L-sized bobbies, but she gives us only an excuses."

This make the orca girl to stop as she think about it whit a confusion on her face. "Eh?- Founder?- L-sized milkies?..." She look at Laplace with a (Whaaaat?) expression. Then she just walk in front of the purple girl and placed her palms on that chest actually searching for the hidden world wonder. After few second she smiled wildly, as she was proud on herself that she figure out the answer. "Oh founder, you are trickster. There is no L-sized milkies. Its all a pun on founder name. But Sakamoto is a smart orca. She will not be deceived so easy."

Of course this force a pulsating blood vein into LaPlus chan forehead, as she nearly bark at Chloe. "Even in my current state, I can vote that everything from that yours statement is hardly debatable thing! No!- Its not even debatable; and all of it, is just a silly wish. Enough! Move from my line of see and stay still at the side of this cycle of discussion!"

Even now Bae was more that an observer whit one eyebrow raised high. "Lets be honest, all you need to do is giving us a valid explanation: (Why?)" Suddenly she have a moment of poetry. "Lets hear a tragic story of the legendary L-sized cups for a champions. Maybe we will additionally figure out that a certain black-purple puffy-horns, are actually made from a paper or cotton, filed by a squishy wool, so she will be prevented from changing position during a sleep. Maybe they whole existence is preventing her to turning to side. So she will not lay on her chest and reset certain bust development, or suffocate whit her face burred in pillow."

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This make the demon girl snap, clicking her tongue in annoyance, making her declaration. "Tcs! So you want a story? Then you will have a story! I admit that I screw up so badly that I ended up like this, and it embrasment. In short I neglected the importance of caution. First of all it started, when I update the overall RPG-magic system by (at that time) new general update to get aces to new spell trees and skills sets. I suppose that i don't need to speak out the difficulty of learning a whole new language. Its not perfect and from the start there are mistakes in translation, misunderstanding of meaning and such. As I was scrolling through the options of (what to add to my collection), I got interested in this (?Something?)-Milking skill. My first though of understanding was a skill of some kind of management for my milkies. But I greatly underestimate the sheer range of unladylike tricks this skill can do." As she take a breath she stop on her thoughts as she realize something that raise her frustration. "Did I really just use the word milkies? Dammit Sakamoto!"

Gura tilled her head on side. "That's sound like a theme for a video game, when the busty main heroine got robbed of her massive sexiness and her giant boing boing. Then the player mus recollect her power and sexiness. Then after every boss fight, or an evolution step, her boing boing will grow by cup-size. Only on last boss battle she will be this ridiculously large that she will beat the final boss whit her own chest alone."

On other hand Bae was baffled as her head was up on clouds imagining things: "Oh mi Gash! Can you imagine the chaos if someone will post on reddit a survey poll; if this kind of game-plot will be enough for them to play the game?"

Chloe, who was now in the circle of four, got interest in the idea of rising chest size and direct her attention to her duo of pride and use her palms to raised them little so they seems a little bigger.

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We shall not forget that Laplace by corner of her eye, saw how Sakamoto was playing whit her woman pride and it push a second pulsating blood vein on her forehead. "Enough of this commentary that making me angry! Its seems to me that for some non believers, I shall make a little demonstration of this particular skill. Of course on safe output."

This raise an interest in the Gawr and Hakos, who act as duo. "Shall I provide you a bucket?"

"Not that it will have some useful on the trio of us."

The entire trio of Lollies turns they gaze towards the fourth member of this cycle who had somehow useful chest size. Chloe notice they stare and because she was high from her (success of figure out LaPlus trick?); she realize the (answer to the silent question?) once again and grinned proudly. "Oh founder you are bad, bad, trickster! I know that one must be a mama to have many, many milk. But,- Chloe no mama,- so no milk in her milkies." Then she stop smiling and glared at Laplace whit serious look on her face. "Founder, please do not pierce my milkies whit yours horns to check if there is a milk."

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This time the little dark lord got an unhealthy stress tick into her eye. "First! Stop describing me as if I am some kind of fake goddess! And about that horns, they are real. Even if I cannot disconnected my horn from my head, I can show you this; to shut you mouths."

She raised her small hand toward her somehow large horns compare to her body and she grab one from it. Then she pulled out her horn from her head... No!,- it looked like she just remove a some kind of layer that formed around some horn like structure. But it was more like a removing a sock from a feet by pulling it at the end. What ended in her hand was a copy of the horn that stayed on her head. It was something like a cup or funky amphora for a vine or such ceremonial liquid. And the pilled horn that was left on her head; regrow back to its full size that was before.

Chloe was wondered by that performance to such amount, that she clapped her hands in applause as if it was a magic trick that entertained her. For that: Laplace, smiling gently and radiating confidence, walk in front of the Orca holding that horn in her hand. "Sakamoto, do you want to see an another trick?" As the Gothic girl was oblivion to any danger that can be hidden behind that line, she agreed excited.

So LaPlus step forward to Chloe getting to close to Orca woman pride. Of course Bae and Gura sided the demon lord to observe from close whats going on.

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We cant see it. But at last, we are able hear... that well know sound of (Milking?), as the (cow milk?) were poured into metal bucked by a farmer. [If there is some problem (imagine the scene) just try think about sound effect from Minecraft when bucket was used on a cow. Or just think about water pouring into a glass bottle.] At the end, when Laplace backed a step back form Orca, everyone can see that she had that horn filled by a warm milk.

The shark rat conspirators duo exchanged a quick (Are she serious?) glance. They know that they must speak out. "Oh, nice magic trick."

"In other words; where is the hidden bottle?"

But from Sakamoto blushed and confused expression was clear that Orca lost this round of reasonable thinking. She was unable to figure it (How it was done?) or (What just happened?). Especially when her cloths stay the same. No, the costume was totally fine as if magic was involved, because there was no trace that something even happened.

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At first LaPlus ignore they comments as she take a sip, valuating the taste of the milk. She even don't pay attention on Chloe full confused expression, who got full blush when she saw founder drink (her?) milk.

But Orca girl get into a little panic when she saw that the founder, after short thoughtful ("Hmmm…") just force that horn of milk into Gura's arms. Sakamoto even partial raise her hands after that horn, but her embarrassment stop her in half of the motion and she ended whit desperate expression of open mount and sweated cheeks. We must address that the Gothic girl start to shake as she received a shock from seeing a shark drinking a orca milk. [Usually is the orcas who saw sharks as a vitamins snack.]

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Laplace on other hand was still on the roll to prove her story to be truthful one. "Its seem to me, that I must provide an another sample to break the doubts."

At this moment the only busty girl in this circle of four females receive for her (self preserve instinct) a kick start and she fold her hands on her chest in protective gesture. Being embarrassed and worried, she make a valid step back out of the circle of action. "Dear Founder, I feel- empty. So, please chose someone else."

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This make a LaPlus bark at her companion from Hololive-X. "Of course you feel drink up. On this level, the (?Something?)-Milking skill only draw from you current daily potential, even if you actually dint have any production. This skill don't require that the source for milk must be host matter. And even if you will hardly understand the concept of using chi, spiritual pressure and manna to materialize the milk through alchemy, aura and that skill; whats got suck up from you is you own energy and stamina. That's why you feel empty like it was real matter."

Duo Gura Bae, look down at they modest bust, then cross look on the bust on the other one, until they raised theirs head to meet in eye to eye. They finished by returning they gaze at Laplace and her flat chest. It was obvious that they want to state an objection that using them will be to embarrassed to the amount that will be received.

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Of course this only offended the little dark lord. "Annoying." And she look around...

We shall remind that in the waiting room, were others Idols. For example Ouro Kronii, The Warden of "Time" [Hololive Council], was napping on the sofa like a pro.

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So, LaPlus went toward her… She reach for the other horn and do the same trick by pulling out a copy of it. Then,- we can hear the sound of milking for a second time.

Even if the girl whit crow colored hairs starts to awake from this unusual event whit (after sleep confusion) face expression, the rascal was already on its way back.

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As she returned to the trio she make a sip from that horn, valuating the taste. Then she hand over the horn to Gura, who second ago quickly hand over the Chloe milk horn to Bea, so she will get the new one. [Because she is an opportunistic eater.] So Hakos make a comment in half voice: ("That's Kronii milk. How could you?") The line was more addressed to Gura, but Laplace take it as if it was addressed to her, and she make her answer: "Simply,- like this."

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She left the circle once again, and aimed to Nephilim [half-demon, half-angel] Iris [(?Something?)IRyS] [Hololive Council and Project Hope]; who was siting behind the meeting table reading a book. Actually she was for while only holding that book, because her attention was taken away by LaPlus and the gang. Additionally; she was stunned whit a full blush from the shock, of what she witness. She only managed to little ghost jump when LaPlus make third copy of her horn, step to her and the milking happened for a third time. As the rascal finished her business with her (chest?) and vent back; her jaw on face dropped down as she was fully confused from what happened. Iris even look at now waked up Kronii who saw what happened. Then they observe as the little girl returned whit the horn in the hand to the shark rat duo (plus Chloe). It don't take long for the Kronii Iris duo, to stand up and walk toward the little trio. Those two whit Chloe, they formed like a second circle around the smaller one, who were (enjoining?) the (legendary rare drinks/ potions?).

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Standing in the inner circle, Laplace take a sip, once again valuating the content of the horn. But from her (pleasantly surprised?) expression, one can tell that she got interested in this (brand).

Bea, ignoring Gura who was drinking silently, got really interested on what has LaPlus in hand. From Hakos expression was clear that she starts to panicking, because for her it looks that a demon lord will not share this one. She know she must act quickly. So she yell: "Trade whit me!"

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But purple-hair girl give the red-hair a doubtful glance. "Why shall I have? The proof of mi telling is already in your hand. That shall be enough to prove me right."

This finally triggered the rat to get into argument whit the demon. "I am Iris wife! If nothing else I am the one who shall have right to brand which you hold in your hand. So trade it with me!"

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Of course this explanation dint melt the hart of the demon lord. She, showing non interest, just hand over the horn to Gura, while not breaking her stare from rat.

Shark just switch from previous drink to new one. Handing the previous horn to Bae: "Here is that Kronii (brand) you wanted."

We shall mention that the trio Chloe, Iris, and Kronii was still trying to overcome the mental stunned effect from the absurdity that was happening in front of them.

Hakos, quickly realizing that this will not lead anywhere change her tactic to urge Gawr to change, as she moved the Chloe brand back to LaPlus. "Listen: All you did is just make a point, that you can extract milk from female current potential of motherhood. You dint explain nothing from the initial question. (Why or where are yours L-cups breasts?!)"

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This make Laplace to frown. "Did I must explain even this in detail?- Then so be it.- As I told you before: I picked the skill without making proper translation of what that skill actually can do. Then I neglected the proper validation of pross, conss and side effect. [Game terms: active positive effect, active negative effect and withdraw or possible consequences.] And because I had a loot of unused skill points,- and I already meet a mix of requirements to level it up from the start,- I on one goo maxed out that skill. Then- You can already imagine what I do next…" There was a few sound of gulp when the girls around swallow on empty. "I- Unfortunately for me- I without a proper testing- I unleash the (?Something?)-Milking power,- on me at a maximum of its power. I though that I will be granted the full control over this body parts. But-" This little demon lord become suddenly sad, as her shoulders drop down. " I was wrong... Because- To this day, I do not overcome, the final side effect of this ultimate power. But hey, we have a milky way now."

Suddenly Iris and Kronii do the same protective gesture as Chloe was doing.

Gura stopped over-drinking from Iris brand. As she was ready to move the drink to Bea (Who got supper excited about this development.), she make the initial movement but retract the hand back as if she was teasing her red-hair friend. She even turn her attention to demon. "Well, that will certainly come handy on cows farm, to raise the production."

Rat saw through this mocking and she force the Kronii brand to Laplace. Then she reach for the Iris brand and forcefully take it from the shark. Now her eyes get sparkly, unaware of the tomato red face on real Iris.

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LaPlus staring at the duo of horns in her hands moved the Chloe brand once again onto Gura. Then she sighed. "The Geneva convention already put a limit on this powers. [core of international humanitarian law] So you not allowed to get closer to them if any of you (forbidden) skill exceed the level limitation, to work there. Another business idea got shut down by single presentation. And Shut up! Or I show you right here, what terrified power is it when I will release it on all of you at full power." The external circle make a mandatory step back. But the speaker don't pay them a though as she sigh once again. "I tried to compensate the side effect, or at best tried to reverse it, but- as I initially freak up- I misunderstand many skills description- and in the end, I accidentally sealed out my power myself. It affected my (intelligence) and my (vessel) [body]; so I ended as something like this. Also, the extra copies of horns, will disappears the moment they are empty or in time. That ruined my business plan to monetize them."

Suddenly a silence echoed through the room.

Only Gura spoke up after moment. "Dam, I dint expected something like this… I only hope that Calli will not find this out, or there will be trouble."

At this point they were near to finish theirs milks, so they tilt the horns more and more.

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We can say that coincidence is powerfully element of life, when it happened in the right moment of destiny.

Suddenly they heard a door being closed and for so, they all turned they faces toward the entrance. They saw a Big-Sis daddy Tsundere Reaper Mori Calliope standing there holding some box of stuff. As she entered the room from outside, and as she take a proper look onto the room, she received a shock and stop like petrified. From her point of view, she currently staring at the trio of lollies that have a milk mustache and trio of (confused?) or (offended?) girls protective holding they female pride. This new-arrived girl whit sexy figure was staring so hardly at them, that she stopped breading and even blinking.

On the contrast, only chaos rat Bae break the (Oh shit!) silence as she bark at her (big sister?): "Oh my gosh!- Calli!, breathe! We just messing around and you fall for the prank! So start breathing already! Breathe, dammit! Inhale! Exhale!" As if it was flip on some switch Hakos glance at Laplace and with calm but serious conspirator tone, as she spoke her demand. "Also LaPlus chan, keep you hands of those gems of her. The entire English branch holding onto theirs existence."

The demon lord who observed cleavage on Mori chest; make ("Hmm") noise on agreement. "Don't worry. Its not my stile to undermine the horse who caring the team."

Suddenly a priestess of The Ancient one Ninomae Ina'nis, walk towards Calli (from side?) and slap that girl on check, successfully undoing the petrifaction as the reaper gasp for air. Then Ina successfully dodged the question (From where you had come/ arrive?) as spoke up to the group as if she was telling an important tale. "If nothing else,- I can testified certain fact about LaPlus chan original woman pride. Lets say that certain curiosity always occurred during her eye-candy exemplary entry into the story plot. During her move, she make this raising from the vastness breaking the supposed plan of existence like it was a water surface. Like if she was someone who was to this point chilling (lie down) on the bottom of the pool lie down on its back. This one decide to use only the power of its feet a knees to stand up in one spectacular bend up go, to face the crowd. The sheer size of her woman pride make them to swing on side due the gravity and stuff, revealing the sacred road between them. Then during finishing phase of her rise they were,- launch toward each other. At the end: when the left one collide whit the one on right side,- it not just bounce making that air balloons bounce sound,- those two produce its own seismic waves,- whose went from center to side and back- and back again." Suddenly her expression become for a moment a quite dark. "If you manage to stay to close to the show, you can actually feel the seismic tremor in yours bones."

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Nobody from the girls around say nothing to this...

But as Laplace was looking at the Ninomae, she suddenly realizes something, and bark at the Ina: "Hey! You are the one, who made that dam update!"

In contrast the priestess was quick whit her answer. "That's an unproven overestimating. I assure you; that all you had to do: is contact a customer service for a moderator intervention. It was written down in the documentation. I know this because I read it all before I install that update."

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This argument take the wind from the demon lord sails and the little girl even got a drop of cold sweat on her cheek. "Why are you talking in the past tense? What is the bad news?"

Ninomae take a deep breath while her own face expression become quite depressing. "Because, of the prolonged time that passed from that unlucky regretful event… (Witch had consequences not only for you...) The window of opportunity, to do something whit it… simply expired."

At this point… The weight of truth was to much for a LaPlus chan to withstand and her eyes roll back. Her spectacular fall to her back said that she simply faint out.

And that ringed a bell for an end of this story as the look at the scene for us; get darker and darker, until we see only the pitch black scene. At the final end, the last thing we heard; is how the others girls (in panic?) calling LaPlus name...

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[notes]

-This story shall be just relaxing comedy gag, but I somehow sense it can be provocative. Well the meaning was just to have fun.

-In the world; there is more that one size measurement for chest circumference per cup size for a bra and such. For example the japans measures work whit smaller volume per cup sizes that Europeans. Then there is this question of shape. And someone state that this shape can change during year seasons.

-The Geneva Conventions and their Additional Protocols form the core of international humanitarian law, which regulates the conduct of armed conflict and seeks to limit its effects. They protect people not taking part in hostilities and those who are no longer doing so.

-UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization) is an organization whose aim is to build world peace through international cooperation in the fields of education, culture and science, (including the World Heritage). UNESCO was founded in 1945 as a reaction to two devastating world wars, when the global community realized that economic and political agreements were not enough to maintain a lasting peace - it is necessary to lead people to moral and intellectual solidarity and mutual understanding of the whole humankind.

"UNESCO uses education, science, culture, communication and information to foster mutual understanding and respect for our planet. We work to strengthen the intellectual and moral solidarity of humankind. We bring people together around the conviction of our shared humanity."

"Since wars begin in the minds of men and women, it is in the minds of men and women that peace must be built."