[The scene opens to Gumball and Penny at the mall Dinner.]
Gumball: —And I'm just like "You will die" and I punch him and he falls off the plane.
Penny: (giggles) What are you talking about?
Gumball: My dream, of course.
Penny: And who exactly are we "killing"?
Gumball: Rob, of course. But, to be honest, I'd rather not in real life, because who will hate me then?
Penny: (in a mysterious voice) Gaylord Robinson.
Gumball: Pfft, he don't hate me.
Penny: Eh.
[The scene fades to scenes that Mr. Robinson yelled at Gumball and Darwin.]
Robinson: WATTERSON! [scene changes] Watterson!! [scene changes] WATTER- [scene changes] SON! [scene changes] WATTERSON!
[The scene fades back to the present.]
Gumball: Okay, point taken. But just imagine him trying to destroy everyone I love. Rob is more into the whole Nemesis thing. Mr. Robinson and I aren't really offical nemeses yet.
Penny: He wishes.
Gumball: Question.
Penny: What is it?
Gumball: There were so many obvious things that I did to point out a sign that I loved you. How did you not realize all that?
Penny: You? (snickers) How obvious did I make it? Inviting to treehouses, kissing you multiple times, sticking up for you, kissing you, asking you out to Rachael's party, kissing you, wanting to study with you, kissing you—
Gumball: Literally my heart-shaped eyes or asking you to marry me was like me yelling "Date me".
Penny: (chuckles) We must be so blind.
Gumball: And deaf.
[Penny and Gumball giggle together.]
Gumball: I feel like if you never came out of your shell, we would never be dating. I was so scared to walk up to you and just be like "Hey, I like you, go out with me".
Penny: Literally, same. Remember the day after I left my shell?
[The scene fades to the bus, where Penny hops on.]
Tobias: Hey, new girl!
Penny: I am not new, Tobias.
Tobias: (freezes) Wait, Penny?
Penny: Surprise. Now bye.
[Penny continues down the bus, Tobias still staring in shock. The scene fades back to present.]
Penny: Tobias is really annoying at times.
Gumball: Yep.
Penny: So, soon it's our anniversary. I mean...I know it's in four months, but it feels so close! Remember our first meeting?
Gumball: Oh, right, the park!
[The scene fades to a flashback of young Gumball and Penny, who was in her shell at the point. She was on the swing and Young Gumball was watching from behind the tree.]
Gumball: She's so dreamy and pretty and dreamy and—
Nicole: Come on, Gummypuss!
[Young Gumball groans and follows his mother, holding her hand, to the car. The scene fades back to the present.]
Gumball: I'm really glad we eventually went to the same school.
Penny: I'm surprised you liked me when I was a coconut with holes in it.
Gumball: It's not about looks, sweetheart. (pauses) Okay, maybe that was the reason I liked you before we were friends, but once I got to know you, you were like a beautiful, sprouting flower.
[Penny blushes.]
Penny: And remember the time you liked Peanuts?
[The scene fades to the memory from "The Meddler", Gumball and Penny were at the lockers.]
Gumball: So, uh, Penny, wanna hang out with me after school? I'll show you my cartwheel.
Darwin: (smiles) I've seen it...(frowns) It's not as good as it sounds.
Penny: Sorry, Gumball. It's the cheerleader tryouts tonight, I've been practicing all year for this. Another time though.
[Penny walks away.]
Gumball: No proboem, I love you, Penny.
[Penny walks back.]
Penny: What?
Gumball: Wha, oh nothing. I just said I love peanuts. (laughs, then whispers) Yeah, peanuts... th-they taste so good.
Penny: Gumball, I am a peanut. That's like me saying I like to eat cats. Maybe you should think twice about the things you say.
Gumball: But, I did think twice.
Penny: Well maybe you need to think three times. Anyway, see you later.
[Penny walks away.]
Gumball: (yells) Wait, I didn't say peanuts, I said ponies! I love ponies! They taste of nuts! (calms) Oh, whatever.
[The scene fades back to Penny and Gumball in the present. We see Gumball visibly thinking.]
Gumball: I'd rather forget that second part.
Penny: Yeah, me too. So, what job are you looking for in the future?
Gumball: Hm, how about some type of gamer?
Penny: That would be interesting.
Gumball: What about you?
Penny: What about a cheerleader coach?
Gumball: I could definetly see you as a coach. Just try not to have any emotional problems when you go to tryout or teach. Remember that one time?
[The scene fades to the school gym where the cheerleader audition is held. Penny is performing in front of Mr. Small and Principal Brown, who are the judges. They monitored her performs. Penny then balanced herself to end her performance, then shows a sad face after the judges disapproved her performance]
Principal Brown: (tsk-tsk) Now, Penny, I have to say I'm a little disappointed.
Penny: I know, it's just I had some emotional problems this afternoon—
Mr.Small: (shouts) YOU LEAVE YOUR EMOTIONS AT THE DOOR! THIS IS CHEER LEADING, NOT DRAMA CLUB! YOU BETTER SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT! 'CAUSE THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUE, SISTER! AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL! Is there anything you'd like to add, Principal Brown?
Principal Brown: Only that we're making cuts today, and after that performance someone's gonna have to be pretty bad enough for it to be you.
[Gumball slams open the gym door.]
Gumball: Am I too late?
[The girls at the chairs start staring at him while Gumball fiercely walk towards the judges. Gumball then points to Nicole using his pom-poms and Nicole plays the music on Juke. Gumball then begins to perform. He then accidentally kicks his shoe onto Carmen. Nicole then facepalmed herself. Gumball continues to perform while his skirt starts to fall off. He then picks it up. He then starts to do The Cartwheel, but fails. He then poses again. Mr. Small then shows a drawing of a big question mark to Principal Brown. Principal Brown then shows a gesture that he's not sure what's going on. Gumball then starts jumping around, but eventually sprains his ankle]
Gumball: (In slow-motion) Ow!
[Gumball then looked around and then looked at Nicole, mentally asking for support]
Gumball: (whispers) Mom!
[Nicole gives him a thumbs up. Gumball regains his confidence and the music gets louder. Gumball performs again. This time, he made a successful Cartwheel. However, the judges and the girls are disgusted as his skirt starts to show off his butt. Nicole starts to get shocked. Gumball then ends his performance with a split. The judges stare at him.]
Principal Broan: Well, it's a no for me, Mr. Small.
Mr. Small: It's a no for me too.
Principal Brown: That's two nos, Gumball. You're going home.
[Gumball stares at the judges for a second.]
Gumball: (crying) NOOOO! MOM! MAKE THEM RECOUNT THE SCORE! MAKE THEM RECOUNT THE SCORE!
[Gumball then reaches out to Nicole and Nicole picks him up]
Nicole: Well, (starts putting Gumball's legs around her) Zero plus zero equals zero, honey.
Gumball: (crying) Why is the world. SO. CRUEL?!
Nicole: Don't worry, you'll do better next time! After a couple of years intense training.
Penny: (runs up to Gumball) Oh Gumball, thank you! It was so brave of you to sacrifice your dignity so I can get on the team! I guess that means... (starts twisting her foot) ...you do like me. Just a little?
Gumball: (crying) Peanuts... ponies...
Nicole: I think that means yes.
[Penny smiles as Nicole carries Gumball out of the gym. The scene fades back to the present.]
Penny: What did you mumble?
Gumball: I mixed peanuts and ponies because I was too in love with you. I originally said "I love you, Penny" but caught myself, whoops. I'm not good coming up with excuses right off the bat.
Penny: Yep.
[The scene fades to different scenes.]
Gumball: Uh, we were...trying to get advice! Yeah! [scene changes] Uh, n-nothin, just trying to find a piece of hair! Aha, found it! [scene chanes] I have to go, uh, file a complaint for my toe! (facepalms) Uh, I meant do that, and then make muffins for the president!
[The scene fades back to the present.]
Gumball: Alright, I get it, I need to work on my lying.
Penny: (giggles) Muffins for the president?
Gumball: Please don't laugh, it was a stupid excuse. (crosses arms) Besides, at least I'm not sassy.
[The scene fades to "The Romantic". She looks and sees a wolf charging at her. She screams, turns into her jackalope form, and runs. She jumps over a huge gap, shape-shifts into a flying squirrel, and lands turning to her default form. The wolf whimpers and backs away.
Penny: That's right! Remember who you're messin' with next time!
[The scene fades to the present.]
Gumball: Remember that time I had to settle your families disagreements?
[The scene changes to "The Transformation".]
[Gumball reaches the Fitzgerald's house while holding a cake and whistling. He dances to the front door. Suddenly he hears noises inside and rings the doorbell.]
Gumball: Penny! (No answer) Uh... hello?
[Gumball presses his ear against the door, only to hear shouting and the sound of glass breaking. He tries opening the door, but it is locked. He sighs and heads for the backyard.]
Gumball (Shouting to the nearest window) I'll just go around the back and let myself in, okay?! (The shouting continues) Okay.
[He climbs over a fence whilst holding the cake, but sees multiple sprinklers on the other side and groans. The scene cuts to Gumball trying to walk through the yard in just his underwear, holding his clothes in one hand and the cake in the other]
Gumball: Wait a minute.
[Gumball notices several garden gnomes and a sign reading "WELCOME TO GNOME TOWN!"]
Gumball: Wrong backyard!
Woman in neighboring house: (Turns on light) Who's there?
Gumball: Ohhhh no!
[Gumball tosses the cake and his clothes over into the Fitzgeralds' backyard and then starts climbing over the fence. He screams as he sees his clothes being shredded by Patrick's wood chipper.]
Gumball: Man, my clothes! What the... AH!
[He falls forwards and his underwear snags on the fence post before being catapulted into the distance. Gumball gets up and gasps in horror upon realizing that he is completely nude.]
Gumball: Aah! Oh no!
[Gumball covers his crotch and looks at the Fitzgerald's house. Penny is arguing with her parents while Polly looks at them nervously. Gumball then spots some towels at the other side of the backyard. He gulps and tries to sneak past the house while holding the grass-filled cake.]
Patrick: (Voice muffled through the glass door) We've been in our shell for three hundred years! Do I think that's our perspective? You think we're all wrong and you're right? You're just a kid!
[Gumball accidentally triggers a light which shines right at him in the middle of the backyard. The Fitzgeralds stop arguing and stare.]
Gumball: (Inhales deeply) Patrick. Judith. Good evening.
[The scene changes to the present.]
Gumball: I'd rather forget that part of the day.
Penny: Why? (snickers) I think it was cute!
Gumball: I made dessert, but it got thrown in the grass on accident—
Penny: It's okay, Gummy, I know. Remember my sassy comment that day about public decency?
[The scene changes to "The Transformation" once again.]
Patrick: That's not the point! Do you realize what it's like for us to see you walking around basically naked?!
Penny: In my defense, (points to Phillip outside) that bear is just wearing a T-shirt,(to Anton) the piece of toast is only wearing shoes and gloves, (And then to Tina) and that dinosaur is wearing nothing at all. Let's be honest, it's pretty hard to know where the line is in terms of public decency in this town.
[The scene changes back to the present.]
Gumball: Let's not forget the time I sent Darwin to tell you my feelings.
[The scene fades to "The Voice".]
Darwin: Hey Penny, I'm sorry for never being upfront about my feelings.
[Gumball is hiding behind a football goalpost.]
Penny: Wow, I never knew you had feelings for me. If anyone did, I would have thought it was Gumball.
Gumball: Sorry for being too scared to say it in person!
[Runs, and trips on a trash bin. Gets up, and runs again. The scene changes once again.]
Pennmly: What about the time you sent Darwin to smash my phone?
Gumball: It's not my fault, I accidently sent you an embarrassing video of me.
[The scene fades to the events of "The Best".]
Gumball: Whatever! We sent it to everyone we know! We gotta stop them from watching it!
[Up ahead, Teri uses a pencil to add a pocket to her outfit. From it, she pulls out a vibrating cellphone which is also made of paper. Gumball rushes up, knocks the phone from her hand, then runs away. The phone gently floats to the ground and cracks, eliciting a dismayed sigh from Teri. At a Joyful Burger restaurant, Darwin intercepts Penny before she can check her cellphone, grabbing it from her and smashing it.]
Darwin: (Kisses Penny's cheek) That was from Gumball.
[Gumball finds Carrie at the Elmore Mall. He hits her phone away and it vanishes into the floor]
Gumball: (Kisses Carrie's cheek) That was from Darwin.
[The brothers meet up outside, still in a mad dash.]
Darwin: (Slaps Gumball) That was from Penny.
Gumball: (Slaps Darwin)That was from Carrie.
[The scene fades back to the present.]
Penny: Glad you got the message.
Gumball: Welp, this was a nice date! Let's do it again next weekend!
Penny: I agree, it was really good.
Gumball: I love you.
Penny: (smiles) I love you, too.
[The scene fades to Larry's restaurant, where we see Ember and Alana sitting together.]
Ember: So, what do you wanna be when you're an adult?
Alana: An artist.
Ember: Not just any artist, you'd be a professional?
Alana: Oh, please, I'm not that artistic.
Ember: You're right. You aren't artistic, you are an artist...almost as talented as Van Gogh!
Alana: (blushes) Oh, please.
Ember: Have you seen your art? You're like a star.
Alana: Have you seen your potions? You brought Gumball back to life, saved the planet, cured cancer, fixed a ghost's problem, what have you not done?
Ember: Oh please, you literally have no mistakes in them. You're...flawless! And a perfect fiance, too. (takes out a ring) I know we are literally fourteen and fifteen, but I can already imagine a life with you, and it's as perfect as you, and in that case, it's flawless. Please, dear angel, marry me.
Alana: Hmm...I can't imagine saying no. (smiles)
[We see Ember put the diamond ring on Alana as the scene fades to Darwin and Carrie at the Watterson's house, where they were on the bed chatting.]
Darwin: —like, if we are reborn, how are some memories restored?
Carrie: I just remember slight blurs.
Darwin: Wait, you had another life?
Carrie: Eh, one, it wasn't as exciting from the bits I remember.
Darwin: What year were you born?
Carrie: 1691.
Darwin: Must've been really boring. I have a feeling back then was boring, especially without technology. It's like that time the internet went out and Principal Brown was speaking a similar language to what Ember was speaking.
Carrie: It's called medieval language, the language we have today is a lot different than the language back then.
Darwin: The medieval age has langauge that Anais speaks.
[Anais is seen to have been on the bunk bed. She looks over the edge with an annoyed face.]
Anais: Hey!
Darwin: (waves) Hey.
Anais: What's so bad about my speech?
Darwin: You're a nerd.
Anais: I'm literally in 10th grade, I have to study for my success. I'm going to graduate before you.
Darwin: My question is how in the world did you get the intelligence when Mrs. Mom and Mr. Dad's brains aren't as big as yours?
Carrie: Yeah, it makes no sense.
Anais: First off, Mom is very smart, it's dad with the small brain. Secondly, I'm five years old in 10th grade.
Darwin: And yet people still somehow find a way to bully you.
Anais: Like you're doing right now?
[Darwin smiles nervously and scratches the back of his head while looking at his feet. The scene fades to Penny and Gumball, who were walking to the Watterson's house together. They open the door to see Anais and Darwin fighting, and Carrie floating awkardly by the stairs.]
Darwin: (shouting) You're the one with all the brains, yet you never teach us anything!
Anais: (shouting) That's because you never ask.
Darwin: (calm) Why should I? Take initiative.
Anais: Wow, you actually know that word?
Darwin: Hey!
Gumball: Anais, Darwin, stop!
[Darwin and Anais pause, staring at Gumball and Penny.]
Penny: Seriously, why are you arguing about intelligence? It's not that big of a deal.
[Gumball and Penny continue up the stairs and into the bedroom.]
Gumball: Hey, Isabella, mama and daddy's home!
[Isabella coos and Gumball and Penny giggle, followed by Penny picking up Isabella and her and Gumball kissing Izzy on the forehead.]