[Thor looks out over a hilltop with his hammer]

THOR: It is most peaceful, this being not at war, having defeated Thanos, and also staying in shape. If only there was someone to share this with -

[Thor looks out over the land which is rich and green with no one in sight. He cups his hands to his cheeks]

THOR: I said, if only there was someone to exchange dialogue with, so I might not Look Crazy!

[A woman appears, possibly Natalie Portman]

NATALIE PORTMAN: Hello, Thor! I am or was your love interest.

THOR: Love?

NATALIE PORTMAN: Oh, yes. And you're the god of thunder, or I knew that, right?

THOR: Love… and thunder?

NATALIE PORTMAN: Oh, yes, like that song. You know, the one on the radios nowadays.

THOR: Radios?

NATALIE PORTMAN: Oh, yes. I forgot you're not from our time or our planet, or you are but you don't know. You're Thor. That's all we need to know, also you're Australian.

THOR: Asgardian.

NATALIE PORTMAN: So this is gonna be a feel good movie, right?

THOR: Every movie I do is feel good.

NATALIE PORTMAN: Well let's skip the thunder part?

[Thor's eyes light up]

THOR: And go straight to love?

[Natalie eyes him]

NATALIE PORTMAN: I mean, it wouldn't be difficult, you are obscenely handsome, but there must be conflict!

[Natalie leaps off the hill and rolls down it. The camera zooms out and it is the smallest of hills and Natalie lies, snow-starfish shapes in the air, feigning injury]

NATALIE PORTMAN: Oh no… and er, I'm kidnapped.

[An ice cream truck flashes by and Natalie gets up and runs after it. Thor reaches out a hand]

THOR: Natalie, no!

NATALIE PORTMAN: Yes, that is my name, also I want ice cream!

THOR: But… I want ice cream, too!

[Natalie yells over her shoulder]

NATALIE PORTMAN: That is reasonably the conflict to produce another movie!

THOR: Yes, let's buffer it with enough dialogue to hide the lack of a plot, en garde!

NATALIE PORTMAN: En garde!

THOR: Asgard!

NATALIE PORTMAN: Love and -

THOR: - thunder!

[Thor flies through the air towards the ice cream truck, Natalie runs after it, and the shot zooms out to show a perfectly, otherwise peaceful land with little else to do]