[Doctor Strange is in his little home with the clock in New York. He stands abruptly and raises his finger]

DR STRANGE: I sense trouble. I must go to the Multi Verse!

[Doctor Strange's surroundings are replaced by odd, bright lights and shifting shapes and noises]

DR STRANGE: I am in the Multi Verse! There must be danger afoot!

[Wanda steps out of a glowing portal]

WANDA: I must be here, also! From my show where I am a housewife, but also have powers.

[Doctor Strange stares]

DR STRANGE: You had very strong powers, when we fought Grimmace.

WANDA: Yes, and I have powers too.

[Doctor Strange frowns]

DR STRANGE: Yes…

WANDA: I must help you. But you must talk a lot, because to talk out loud is weird, but to establish what narrative the audience is following, you must have a sidekick.

DR STRANGE: You are my sidekick?

WANDA: No, but you can talk to me, as I have the Tin Man for a husband, and being a housewife is boring.

DR STRANGE: But what powers do you have?

[Wanda glances at her palms then looks up]

WANDA: Um, I can do ka-pow and wa-zah with my hands and make people go aah and blast away?

DR STRANGE: So can I!

WANDA: Woo-hoo! Let's tackle the plot!

[Dr Strange curls his beard if he has one]

DR STRANGE: Which is?

[Wanda pauses]

WANDA: You know, there's probably an enemy like that big face you fought and tricked even though he was supposed to be powerful.

DR STRANGE: Door-mammu?

WANDA: Yes, I don't know why people fear him, or me. I'm just a housewife with powers.

DR STRANGE: And I control time!

WANDA: Let's go back in time to the fifties!

[Dr Strange holds out his hand]

DR STRANGE: No, that's already your show! We must do something new!

[Wanda nods]

WANDA: For the audience.

DR STRANGE: Yes, if there was one. See, we're telling, not showing.

[Dr Strange winks at the camera]

WANDA: Shall we go into the Multi Verse?

DR STRANGE: We're already here, Wanda. And you don't go in. It wraps all around you…

WANDA: Oh, boy. That's your edgy little personality, isn't it. God forbid you be boring, like most of us are!

DR STRANGE: You're boring?

WANDA: Well, I am a housewife. I mean, what is my show about?

DR STRANGE: Perhaps we'll find the answer in…

[The shot zooms in on Dr Strange and Wanda's faces suddenly facing the camera, bright and alive]

DR STRANGE & WANDA: … the Multi Verse of Madness!