JESSICA: These are the people in the film?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: The people. I recognise some.
TIM: Good for you.
JESSICA: Are they all in this film?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: I said, are they all in this film.
TIM: You'll have to watch!
JESSICA: Well, jeez, no need to raise your voice! Oh, it's just the logo.
TIM: Yes…
JESSICA: Yes. I have to have the last word.
...
JESSICA: Is DC in this?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: DC. Batman or something.
TIM: Do you know DC?
JESSICA: No, but why aren't they in?
TIM: You don't even care!
JESSICA: No, but could they? Oh My God. Is X-Men in this?
TIM: No [goes on explanation as to why]
JESSICA: Oh.
...
JESSICA: Well, I like X-Men.
...
JESSICA: I like powers, you know. Not gadgets or strength. I actually think that's poor writing -
[Tim pauses]
JESSICA: Hey, I was watching that!
TIM: Are you going to talk the whole way through?
JESSICA: Not completely! Press pause. I mean play.
TIM: Are you sure?
JESSICA: Yes, I'm renowned for shutting my mouth except that one time. Hit Play.
TIM: God.
JESSICA: What's that sound?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: That sound.
TIM: It's the movie!
JESSICA: Well, I thought you had it on mute.
TIM: No - it's - that's the movie!
JESSICA: Well, I thought, why doesn't it have music or sound during the opening credits.
TIM: So?
JESSICA: And now there's sound.
TIM: Yes!
...
JESSICA: Maybe you should rewind.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: I said, maybe you should rewind to the opening credits.
TIM: Why?
JESSICA: Because there might be sound!
[pauses and Tim gives lengthy explanation at which the movie resumes after red-faced fighting]
JESSICA: And I thought I was bad.
TIM: Shut Up!
...
JESSICA: Oh, it's the Death Star.
TIM: No, it's not!
JESSICA: Well, not any more. But why is it under attack?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: The Death Star, hello? I watched Star War.
TIM: Barely. You closed your eyes.
JESSICA: Shush dear, I'm curious to know who's on the Death Star.
…
JESSICA: Maybe it's Goku floating on a piece of Namek.
…
JESSICA: I don't think those people were saved.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: He says they're saved. They look in a lot of pain.
TIM: Then watch and find out!
JESSICA: That's a lot of commitment for tonight.
[another brief pause, fight, and resume]
JESSICA: Oh My God!
TIM: What now?
JESSICA: The Supreme Kai.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: Supreme Kai, from King Kai's world, hello?
…
THOR: You talk too much.
JESSICA: Don't look at me!
TIM: It is you!
JESSICA: Oh please, I was silent for like twenty seconds.
TIM: Do you know who that is?
JESSICA: Yes, it's Thor.
TIM: Oh, you know him.
JESSICA: Well, he's very well marketed.
TIM: Have you seen the movie?
JESSICA: Thor The Movie?
TIM: Ugh.
JESSICA: No, but I can tell you what happens -
TIM: They're speaking!
JESSICA: Just pause, just pause for a sec.
[reluctantly pauses]
JESSICA: OK, so. Thor is electric man, like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, or Pikachu, and he's like, I don't like Loki, probably because he has black hair and he looks nicer with his natural hair -
[Tim shakes his head]
JESSICA: And then Thor is like, I must be worthy of the hammer, and multiple obstacles are in his way, and at the end he gets the hammer. Am I close?
TIM: There's more to it than that.
[resumes]
JESSICA: Why does Thor have a eyepatch?
TIM: You have to see the other movies!
JESSICA: He looks like Solid Snake. Do you know Solid Snake?
TIM: Yes!
JESSICA: Really? What games is he in?
TIM: The one… with the…
JESSICA: Oh My God. See, now -
[another brief fight]
JESSICA: Aslan?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: It was destroyed on Aslan?
TIM: Asgard.
JESSICA: No, Aslan.
TIM: What? Asgard is where he's from!
JESSICA: OK, OK.
TIM: Are you happy now?
JESSICA: Not really, given your mood…
[another brief heated discussion]
JESSICA: Aslan was the lion, now. OK, got it, got it.
TIM: I didn't say anything about Aslan!
JESSICA: I haven't seen that one, either.
[sighs]
JESSICA: Aren't you going to ask me?
TIM: No.
JESSICA: Well, I'll answer my own question. I like doing that.
[Tim covers Jessica's mouth who pries his hand away]
JESSICA: Oh, he has the Portal Cube.
[pauses]
TIM: The what?
JESSICA: The Portal Cube. From the game.
TIM: Companion Cube?
JESSICA: No, Portal Cube.
[another brief snit and resume]
THOR: You really are the worst brother.
JESSICA: Well, it's because he's wearing that wig.
[Tim glares at Jessica and turns back]
JESSICA: He's not Asgardian? From Aslan?
TIM: Oh My God are we watching this movie or not?
JESSICA: We're having a discussion…
TIM: Not during the movie! After!
JESSICA: Well, I'll forget it all by then. Can I have another pillow, I'm tired.
TIM: You've already got both!
JESSICA: So Loki's not Asgardian, what is he, half-cast?
[Tim fumes and resume]
JESSICA: Where did he come from?
TIM: What do you mean?
JESSICA: The Hulk!
TIM: What about him?
JESSICA: No need to take that language or that voice, dear.
[Tim sighs heavily]
JESSICA: He can't breathe in space.
...
JESSICA: He's very strong.
TIM: Yes.
JESSICA: He's almost interesting.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: I said, I wonder how he got so powerful.
[Tim gives the smallest of lore explanation]
JESSICA: Oh. What's that?
...
JESSICA: Well, you try to be interested…
...
JESSICA: Oh my god, I like that guy.
...
JESSICA: He uses telekinesis. I would like telekinesis.
…
JESSICA: I feel sorry for him.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: Yeah. He probably didn't deserve to die.
[Supreme Kai puts a finger to his lips to Thor]
JESSICA: Oh my god don't do that!
TIM: Don't touch my finger!
JESSICA: You put it in my face! Outta my face! Outta my face!
[Tim fumes]
JESSICA: Yeah. That's from Brenda from Scary Movie.
...
JESSICA: She talked during movies, too. It's trendy.
LOKI: I consider experience experience.
JESSICA: Oh, now.
TIM: What now?
JESSICA: He can't just use the same word twice!
TIM: Why not?
JESSICA: My spell check doesn't, he can't either! It's lazy writing!
[Tim throws pillow]
TIM: Shut Up!
JESSICA: Oh my god, OK. Jeez. Calm down. I'm only trying to listen. To this movie. OK?
[Tim fumes]
LOKI: I, Loki, Prince of Asgard -
JESSICA: I thought he wasn't from Asgard? Am I right or am I wrong?
[another fight ensues, a longer pause break and the movie resumes]
LOKI: You will never be a god.
[Jessica clutches the pillow and stares at the screen]
THANOS: No resurrections this time.
JESSICA: What happens?
TIM: Watch and Find Out!
JESSICA: I will. I almost feel sorry for them.
...
JESSICA: The Aslanians.
...
JESSICA: But one of them turned out -
[another brief fight]