[Lucifer is in a coffee shop, smirking devilishly. A girl runs past]
GIRL: Oh my god, I find you attractive.
LUCIFER: I am Satan.
GIRL: Most astounding. Let me sit down.
[Lucifer smirks devilishily]
GIRL: Tell me no more, let's go to bed!
[Cut to Lucifer and Girl in bed]
GIRL: That was most pleasing, by your physical appearance.
[Lucifer puts his shirt on, then takes it off, and smiles devilishly]
GIRL: I am most fixated on you, and am ready to go again.
LUCIFER: I am from Hell.
GIRL: Oh, silly. You could be a murderer or a wet nurse, and you are interchangeable! Do you hear me? You are not unique by your being Satan. Now put your pants back on, and slowly unbuckle your belt because that is foreplay. Also, people watch this show.