[Wanda and Vision are in a 50's home. Wanda is wearing an apron holding a spatula, while Vision is metal with a gem in his head.]
WANDA: If only this was Mad Men.
VISION: Hmm?
WANDA: I said, if only this was Mad Men. I'd have Betty Draper to talk to.
VISION: I see the future.
WANDA: Oh, what do you see, Vision Who Is My Husband?
VISION: Well, my name is Vision.
WANDA: And I am Wanda, fret not, never wonder, ha-ha.
VISION: That must be my power.
WANDA: And what is mine?
VISION: I will look into the future.
WANDA: My power is being a housewife. But I was in the Avengers. And I was very fast.
VISION: Yours is magic.
WANDA: Magic, pray?
VISION: Glowy magic, that makes the plot go oof.
WANDA: I think I am Magneto's daughter.
VISION: I will look into the future.
WANDA: Yes, and while you're there, see what happens, because why am I in the fifties? I wouldn't have been born then.
VISION: I am made of metal.
WANDA: Do you need to go to Oz for oil? A heart? Weren't you a bad guy?
VISION: I am reformed, probably.
WANDA: How do we get into bed? Do we do stuff? You're made of metal.
[next episode on Wandavision]
[Wanda is sitting bored by the oven. Vision wears a bowler hat like in the 50's.]
WANDA: Do I just cook all day? Is it cool to put an Avenger in the 50's?
VISION: I am made of metal.
WANDA: Do I use magic? What do I do?