[Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, wearing leather clothing and shades, stand in a forest.]
JARED: I guess we should investigate some crimes.
JENSEN: Yes, that is what we do. We are detectives of…
JARED: Supernatural activity.
[cue X Files theme music]
JARED: Did you hear something?
JENSEN: It could be a werewolf or a fairy or a Harry Potter fan.
JARED: It could be anything. Here in this forest, where all our episodes are filmed.
JENSEN: Yes. Anything magical. Anything…
JARED: Supernatural.
[cue X Files Theme music]
JENSEN: Should we make out?
JARED: My day is completely free so why not?
[Jensen and Jared make out. There is nothing else happening in the forest. Jensen breaks apart.]
JENSEN: Shouldn't we, like, investigate some crimes?
JARED: But nothing happens here. You could almost say it is…
JENSEN: Supernatural.
[Jensen sticks his tongue down Jared's throat]
[Next time on Supernatural… ]
[Jared and Jensen stand in a forest, their hands in their pockets, glancing uneasily around.]
JENSEN: I wish something would happen.
JARED: I have beard rub, chin. Grazing. Your stubble makes my chin itch.
JENSEN: Nothing happens here!
JARED: Do you think we'll get another season?
JENSEN: Surely people will get bored.
JARED: Should we make out?
JENSEN: It must be the only reason people watch this show, so sure, why not.
[Jensen pulls Jared's pants down]