[the movie resumes]
JESSICA: Captain Planet, he's the man for you! Or Austin Powers.
[pause]
TIM: What?
JESSICA: The light! Captain Planet? The Planeteers must have called him.
...
JESSICA: Oh, I like that house. I like books and reading … Well now, he's ruined it! … why does he have spellcaster hands like when Yuna summons an aeon?
TIM: Shush!
JESSICA: Oh, I actually got chills from that.
TIM: Did you, really?
JESSICA: Yes, it seemed important what they were talking about.
TIM: I couldn't hear with you talking!
JESSICA: Well, you've already seen this before.
TIM: You haven't!
JESSICA: No, I'm keen to know what happens. Should we rewind?
[a brief fight, pause and resume]
JESSICA: Oh, dear.
TIM: What now?
JESSICA: They're doing that thing -
TIM: What thing?
JESSICA: They're talking really fast but their conversation actually has no substance.
[Tim fumes]
JESSICA: It's to confuse us viewers to lengthen the movie. You know, I'm here the whole movie, right?
TIM: No, you're not!
JESSICA: Aw, why not?
[Jessica throws a pillow and pouts]
JESSICA: I can be quiet, you know.
[Jessica glances over and folds arms]
JESSICA: I'm like Donkey, I just like parfait. Also, what is parfait -
[Jessica pouts at Tim's red face, who puts his finger to his lips]
GUY: At the dawn of the universe, there was nothing…
JESSICA: Oh, and now he's got the Dragon Balls.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: The Dragon Balls. They can just wish for Thanos to go away.
TIM: They're not Dragon Balls!
GUY: These Infinity Stones…
JESSICA: Maybe they're just called that in his language … I have a lot of soul. Should I dance? Should we dance? I like jazz… let's do the sam-ba hell-o hall-o …
HULK: He sent Loki! The attack on New York? That's him!
JESSICA: Oh, was that that movie where they attacked New York?
TIM: Yes!
JESSICA: Oh, I sorta watched that one.
TIM: Did you like it?
JESSICA: I wanted the X-Men to be there.
…
HULK: … on all six stones -
JESSICA: There's seven.
TIM: Don't.
JESSICA: Seven Dragon Balls. Maybe it's different on Namek. Or Earth.
...
TONY: I'm going to allow that.
JESSICA: Well, of course you're going to allow that, he's important to the plot because he's a well known actor … you wouldn't stick me down the garbage disposal, would you?
TIM: I'm tempted.
JESSICA: Oh, shush, honey-bun.
...
JESSICA: You would be very lonely -
TIM: Hah!
JESSICA: You would, without me to cuddle you at night.
TIM: I'd manage.
JESSICA: Nope, I choose not to hear it.
[Jessica sinks into the pillow and stares, then bites fingernails and chews one discreetly off onto the side of the bed]
DR STRANGE: Not at the moment, no.
[Jessica gawks as the movie plays. A car crashes]
JESSICA: Oh!
...
JESSICA: Well, you're not welcome here! It's like the Halo ring.
TIM: Shh…
JESSICA: Oh, look, it's young Tobey Maguire.
...
TIM: That's Stan Lee.
JESSICA: Stanley? I don't think he should do cameos. That's very flagrant.
TIM: Ugh.
...
JESSICA: Oh my god, he's like Just Cause.
[turns around]
TIM: What?
JESSICA: Just Cause! The Latin guy who uses a jet pack.
TIM: That's not him!
JESSICA: I said he's like Just Cause.
[pauses]
TIM: The name of the guy from Just Cause is not Just Cause!
JESSICA: I know that.
[unpauses]
JESSICA: It's something Mediterranean.
...
JESSICA: I thought they couldn't add X-Men.
TIM: They can't.
JESSICA: Why is Spiderman in this?
[grunts and/or hisses under his breath]
...
JESSICA: What are his powers?
TIM: There! You just saw them!
JESSICA: But what magic does he have?
[Tim gives brief lore explanation]
JESSICA: I should probably watch the movie.
TIM: Yes, you should!
JESSICA: You should watch it with me!
TIM: Not after this.
JESSICA: Aw, why?
TIM: I'm going to bed after this.
JESSICA: Jeez…
...
TONY: I'm sorry. Earth is closed, today.
JESSICA: Ha-ha.
...
TONY: He means get lost, Squidward.
JESSICA: Ha-ha!
...
[Jessica watches with a growing smile as Tony transforms into Iron Man]
JESSICA: Cool!
…
JESSICA: See, I love his telekinesis.
...
JESSICA: What a lovely park!
[Tim fumes]
JESSICA: I hope no ants were injured in the making of this movie.
[Tim turns around and glares]
JESSICA: The tree!
[Tim turns back around and folds his arms and heavily sighs]
JESSICA: I'm just saying. I love ants.
...
TONY: He's from space, he came to steal a necklace from a wizard.
JESSICA: Ha-ha!
...
JESSICA: It's like the rug from Aladdin.
[Tim makes no reaction, Jessica glances over and settles back again]
JESSICA: That rug could fly.
...
JESSICA: That cloak is probably made from the same manufacturer.
[Jessica stares, bites nails. Jessica watches dumbfounded]
JESSICA: Oh my god. He's Spider Iron Man.
...
JESSICA: Isn't this fun watching together? I really like this. Can you move over? You're taking up a lot of room.
TIM: No, I'm not!
JESSICA: I'm just asking the question… there's no need to bite my head off.