[Wanda and Vision are in a 50's home setting. Wanda is wearing an apron holding a spatula, while Vision is purple with a gem in his head maybe. Maybe from that Iron Man movie.]
DIRECTOR: OK, I think I have your scripts…
[Wanda and Vision sigh and take their scripts. The director looks between them both.]
DIRECTOR: OK, so how close am I? Is this what happens in the show?
[Wanda folds her arms and Vision looks very robotic possibly]
DIRECTOR: You see, I have a bet with my flatmate that I know what this show is about.
WANDA: A bet?
DIRECTOR: Yes, because I haven't seen this show, but I've seen him watch this show, and I told him I couldn't watch it because, um, I already know what happens.
VISION: Do you?
DIRECTOR: Sure!
[Wanda and Vision stare at the director who pulls her collar.]
DIRECTOR: Um, ok. So Wandavision, is that the name of the show right? So, Wanda you're a housewife, even though you were one of the Avengers. And Vision, you're a robot voiced by that guy who was a lawyer in another show.
[Wanda and Vision glance at each other]
DIRECTOR: Nothing? God, am I close?
WANDA: Should we break for lunch?
VISION: Agree.
[Wanda and Vision walk off.]
DIRECTOR: Wait! You're one of the Olsen twins or triplets. And… oh, you use your magic powers! Yes, you're Wanda, like that witch from that cartoon where the kid has two - Fairly Odd Parents! Yes! And Vision, you do magic, but like the male equivalent of Wanda, that's why you're paired?
WANDA: Do you read comics?
DIRECTOR: No, they hurt my eyes.