[Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles stand in a forest. The "director" sits in a fold out chair with a rolled up piece of paper like a megahorn.]
DIRECTOR: Action!
JARED: We haven't got any lines.
JENSEN: Why did you call us out here?
DIRECTOR: Honestly. You know. Supernatural!
JARED: We need a script…
JENSEN: Did I get out of bed for this?
[The director checks her notes which are blank pages.]
DIRECTOR: Erm…
JARED: I'm tired.
JENSEN: Let's get out of here.
DIRECTOR: No, wait!
JARED: Have you even seen the show?
DIRECTOR: I have not.
JARED: How can you expect to know what has happened and what might? Plot and character arcs and loose threads to tie up?
DIRECTOR: I see your point.
JENSEN: So can we go now?
DIRECTOR: Um, here's my estimate.
JENSEN: Our paycheques.
DIRECTOR: I must produce something!
JARED: You believe this is… what we do?
DIRECTOR: Sure!
JENSEN: If you say so…
DIRECTOR: Action!
JARED: It says we kiss.
[The director throws her hands up.]
DIRECTOR: Well, that's what the occasional thread says. That you're lovers.
JENSEN: That's fanfiction!
DIRECTOR: Well, how am I supposed to know what happens in this show?
JARED: Um, you're the director… or supposed to be.
JENSEN: Name one thing that happens in this show.
DIRECTOR: Well, I'm guessing it's not like True Blood. So like, you have powers or something.
[Jared and Jensen glance at each other and stare at the director]
DIRECTOR: Um, you fight bad guys?
[Jared and Jensen remain expressionless]
DIRECTOR: C'mon, one of those is right! It's supernatural! So you have powers or you're wolves… are you sure you're not just a ripoff of True Blood?
JARED: Why? Because you're too lazy to watch an episode?
DIRECTOR: I don't like trying new things. Especially - when I think I know what's it going to be?
JARED: And what's that?
DIRECTOR: Like True Blood but less characters or powers but just as many shirtless scenes.
[Jared and Jensen glance at each other]
DIRECTOR: Am I close?
JENSEN: Let's get outta here.
[Jared and Jensen turn around and head for their trailers]
DIRECTOR: It's not your fault! But I can only see you as Dean! No wonder people turn to fanfiction! I just don't know what you do!
JENSEN: You could watch the show!
DIRECTOR: Oh, no. I hate trying new things. But I did try one episode of Doctor Who. I'm like a Trekkie now.
JENSEN: Doctor Who?
DIRECTOR: Well, I haven't got past the second episode. I mean, it's very new… I don't want to actually like something. I guess that's my problem.
JENSEN: We're out!
DIRECTOR: Oh, say Jensen out! You know, like Deus Ex? Is that the right way to say it? You'd make a good Jensen… oh, take your shirt off!