JESSICA: Oh my god, it's that guy!
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JESSICA: He is quite dishy, even if he is dumb. I prefer him when he had a dad bod.
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JESSICA: Oh!
SQUIRREL: Wipers, wipers! Get it off!
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BIG GREEN GUY: It's true. You have put on weight.
[Jessica glances over to Tim, who doesn't look back]
JESSICA: What about me?
TIM: Shush!
JESSICA: Do you think I've put on weight?
TIM: Yes.
[a brief fight ensues and the movie resumes]
TIM: Ow, that hurt!
JESSICA: Well, you should watch what you say.
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JESSICA: I wish I could tell people's feelings like her.
[Tim mutters]
JESSICA: I'd probably be very social and likeable.
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THOR: Who the hell are you guys?
JESSICA: Yes, I was going to ask that question, thank you Thor of Lightning.
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JESSICA: Is she Namekian?
TIM: What?
JESSICA: Her.
TIM: Gamora?
JESSICA: Is that her name?
TIM: Yes!
JESSICA: Is she Namekian?
TIM: No! [gives brief lore explanation]
JESSICA: Well, I'm just saying she could be.
TIM: Mm-hmm.
JESSICA: I'm just asking the question. You know, some guys would kill to have a girlfriend who pays interest in movies.
[Tim puts his finger to his lips]
TIM: Sssh!
[Tim moodily turns back]
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BIG GREEN GUY: Gamora is the daughter of Thanos.
JESSICA: Oh!
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JESSICA: But she's not purple.
TIM: Shh!
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THOR: Families can be tough.
JESSICA: Yes, my family is tough. See, Thor knows.
HANDSOME GUY: Plus, I came out with both my eyes.
JESSICA: Ha-ha. He's very cute because he's funny.
[Tim broods]
JESSICA: You're funny.
TIM: Watch The Movie!
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JESSICA: Maybe he should try Al Bhed.
TIM: What?
JESSICA: Al Bhed. They use machina from under the sea - what did he just say?
TIM: You missed it!
JESSICA: Just rewind it!
[rewinds slightly]
HANDSOME GUY: No, you're not!
[Jessica smiles]
HANDSOME GUY: You will not be taking our pod today, sir.
JESSICA: Oh my god, I luurve him.
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HANDSOME GUY: This is my voice!
JESSICA: A-ha-ha.
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HANDSOME GUY: He's trying to copy me.
JESSICA: Ha-ha-ha.
[Jessica puts her leg on Tim\s leg to annoy him and he whacks it away]
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BIG GREEN GUY: That's a made up word.
JESSICA: See? He gets my humour.
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SQUIRREL: You shouldn't talk that way to your captain, Quill.
JESSICA: Oh my god. Is that his name?
[Tim folds his arms tighter]
THOR: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons. Bye.
JESSICA: Bye!