JESSICA: Oh, this is Namek.
...
JESSICA: Those fish things look like Sin.
TIM: Do you ever shut up?
JESSICA: Keep watching, dear. I'm interested.
...
JESSICA: Why are child actors talking so much?
TIM: [What?
JESSICA: I don't think children talked that much back in the day.
TIM: Yes, they did!
JESSICA: She's too verbose.
TIM: Verbose?
JESSICA: Yes, she may as well say, the destruction of our planet is a war crime. Like, kids don't know that. It's exposition. It's not appropriate.
TIM: Who are you to know?
JESSICA: I'm good at movies.
TIM: Hah!
...
THANOS: Come. Let me help you.
JESSICA: So she's not his daughter.
TIM: No.
JESSICA: She's his adopted daughter.
TIM: Yes.
JESSICA: That's why she's green.
TIM: No…
JESSICA: Well, she's not purple.
...
JESSICA: She's from Avatar.
TIM: The actress was.
JESSICA: She was blue in that.
[Tim sighs heavily]
GAMORA: I need to ask a favor.
JESSICA: Do you think they have a sex scene?
TIM: Watch the movie and find out.
JESSICA: I know they won't, but I'll use that as an excuse to keep watching.
...
JESSICA: Are you listening to me?
TIM: No!
JESSICA: Why not?
TIM: I'm trying to watch the movie!
JESSICA: You've already seen it!
TIM: Do you want me to turn it off?
JESSICA: No, no!
...
QUILL: I mean, I'd like to, I really would…
JESSICA: Aw, he's so cute. I would.
TIM: You'd kill Gamora?
JESSICA: No, I'd do him.
[Tim fumes]
JESSICA: It's not personal! He just has hu-more and a dad bod when I'm done with him and I want to know what he looks like naked.
[Tim sighs]
JESSICA: But in dark lighting because it all looks very gross in bright lighting.
...
JESSICA: Oh my god!
QUILL: Dude! How long have you been standing there?
...
BIG GUY: … watch.
JESSICA: Is he The Rock?
[Tim puts his finger to Jessica's lips and she tries to bite it and he pulls away]
BUG GIRL: Hi, Drax.
JESSICA: Ha-ha-ha. Why are we pausing?
TIM: I'm going to the toilet.
JESSICA: Oh, lovely. Well, I will make myself some tea!
[Jessica bounds up from the bed before Tim who locks himself in the bathroom. Jessica hums as her flat mate Melissa comes in through the front door.]
MELISSA: I forgot my charger.
JESSICA: I'm using it.
MELISSA: Can you not?
JESSICA: Fine, fine!
[Melissa returns]
MELISSA: How's your night?
JESSICA: Me and Tim are watching Avengers Thanos.
MELISSA: Together?
JESSICA: Yes, and he's enjoying it.
MELISSA: In the same room?
JESSICA: Well, he has a TV in his room.
MELISSA: Mm-hmm.
JESSICA: We're just friends who get along.
MELISSA: Uh-huh.