"Ma'am, are you OK… "
"Yes, Gary, I'm fine. Where is everybody?"
"Um, you yelled at them and they left. It's pretty late, ma'am. You should go home."
"Thanks, Gary. Thanks for organising my - my bathroom breaks down to my last period."
"Not yet… "
"Get out! I'll text you if I need you! Ha-ha. Watch him go. Jesus… like I'd need him. If I needed - well, I need that big black chair. And I'd steal Ben. And Kent. Hughes can go. I mean, I'd need - well, Dan or Amy. Only one can be - but that's far out of the park - I haven't announced properly yet - and besides, I can't Work This Damn Phone! Gary?"
"You're on my leg. Did you see Jonah the other day?"
"I know, right? How did you ever date that guy?"
"Not now, Dan. Not now. And besides, I never dated him."
"Sure. And I never dated - what - the whole pool of secretaries - ow! What was that for? I kinda liked it."
"Face me. No, don't face me. I'm vibrating."
"Me too."
"No, for real… it's from Selina."
"Oh, God… "
"You're kidding me!"
"I'm gunna need a towel… "
"No, she just messaged! God, I've got a cramp - "
"It's all over - no, I got - what did you get?"
"See? See, Dan? Probably got herpes, from you ."
"Look, Amy. Not that that was hard. You came onto me ."
"Gary!"
"Yes, ma'am?"
"Why are you puffing?"
"I ran from the other side of town… "
"I can't work this phone!"
"What were you trying to do, ma'am?"
"I wanted to see what font I could change this text to. But I clicked send."
"Who'd you send it to?"
"I bicked it."
"Huh?"
"See? I bee cee cee'd it."
"Ma'am… that's still sending it."
"No, it isn't. What the fuck you are on about? That just means I could cee cee, but I blocked cee cee . See? Bee cee cee."
"Ma'am - "
"Just go. I mean at this rate, Amy and Dan come as a package deal. At least they can't stand to be near each other. It just makes them that more good at their jobs - well, kinda. Gary!"
"Yes, ma'am?"
"I need my car home?"
"Of course, ma'am."
"Huh. Well, thank fuck for that."