"As everyone was getting ready for Rapunzel's reenactment; Daria was wearing an flattering, outdated, crimson-red Renaissance-era dress with a faintly dappled pattern, gold trim, elbow-length sleeves with extended hems, a hemline that reaches her feet, brown high-heel boots, and a matching belt-like sash with a gold buckle, along with gold, clip on diamond-shaped earrings. (Disneywiki) She sighed as she though to herself. "Why would I be the one to be a seductress? I can't even snag a guy on my own without 'stealing' from my best friend." Just as she was in doubt about herself; Max appeared behind her and place his hands on her shoulders. "I take it not the type to seduce a bloke? (Daria blinked, confused by what he said) In Britain, they call a bloke, a man." He chuckled as she turned around to see him. She looked at him and was curious about something. "Tell me, what happened to you after you were healed? I know that you here upset that you couldn't do what you normally can do." He smiled as he would tell the rest of the story. "Well Daria, for starters, do you watch or listen to Nitetime Smooth?" Daria shook her head no; but heard of the name. "I think my dad has heard of the show. He said Cool Cat Max doesn't give out the songs he like. Why you? (Then it hit her as she just realized what she said.) Wait, you're Cool Cat Max?" He smiled as he couldn't believe a few people would know that. "Well like most near death experiences; you end up doing something that you never thought you would do ever." Daria was intrigued and wanted to know more. "Okay, I take the story is in line with my situation, right?" He nods as he would paint the lovely picture. Don't worry, only a few know my boys meets girl story.
[] Flashback 1968 - One month later after the killer bee attack []
Max was looking outside his hospital window; when a red-haired nurse, Nurse Anna came in to check up on him. She was about 5'9'', wearing a light blue uniform with white apron. She wore glasses, as she couldn't help but smile, seeing him upbeat. "You know that you'll be outside in a week or so. Your swelling is just about over." He smiled as he would nod in delight. He spoke softly, but clearly was still adjusting to his new voice. "I'm glad to hear my red haired bird (meaning woman in British slang). But I'm not going to miss the Jell-O desserts." She noticed his voice and had a question. "Mister Max, do you know what's next for you after next week? (Seems she was more curious about him in other matters.) I mean I know it will be a long flight back to England." He couldn't help but smile as he knew that look she gave. "Why there love? You wish to fancy a date with me?" She blushed as that sort of thing was frown upon. But shook it off as she was referring to something else. "No no, the radio station not too far from the hospital is looking for a DJ. And you would be perfect for that job." He blinked as this was still foreign (no pun intended) to him. "What's a DJ? And what type of music are you referring to there love?" She would hand him a newspaper, and showed him the want ad for a jazz DJ. "Well you would tell the listeners what songs are playing; and put in your two cents about the music. (She giggled, seeing him confused) I take it not a Jazz lover?" He looked at her and thought she was mad as a hatter. (Just plain crazy) But he thought the gig could be something to not only earn some money. But be close to someone that seems to fancy him. "Alright love, I'll take you up on your offer. But you'll have to show me what this jazz is. Not exactly a fish out of water on that type."
She nods as she would give him a record player and head phones; with some vinyl of some of best Jazz musicians that they have: Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, John Coltrane, Billie Holiday, and Miles Davis. "Sorry there are not too many Jazz vinyl here. But these are some of the best out there." He nods as he would put the large headphones on and would start to listen to Louis Armstrong. As he would listen to the music, he felt at ease with the music. It spoke to him as if it was a buddy of his back home.
A couple of hours later, he had notes of the songs that he listened to. Plus details of the musical tempos and scales and all. Clearly he was a musician; and one with a good ear on music. The nurses and the doctors were impressed by his work. But in particular Nurse Anna who had to remind him to take a break. "Mister Max, I'm glad you are studying for your job opportunity. But you do have to shower and have your dinner." Max realized the time and couldn't believe that he was up all this time. He chuckled as he haven't done something like this in ages. "Sorry love, just gobsmacked (Surprised) by the time I've spent listening to the classics. I haven't done this much work since I was a fresher (freshman) in the libes (library)." She like the others are getting used to his British lingo. But she had to be firm to his dedication. "Like it or not sir, we are still responsible for your well-being. So, if I get this right, don't be like your knickers (women's underpants/panties) stuck in toffee." He chuckled as that got him up and about. "Love, you're definitely a funny bird. But a cheeky one as well." Clearly he was smitten and she was the muse that would change his life around.
[] Two Weeks Later - Radio Station KJAZ []
Max would be in the radio station as he was looking at all of the vinyl of the Jazz greats; and when the lights were on, he would put on the charm. "Hello to all my cool cats out there. This is Cool Cat Max bringing you all of the smooth jazz on a great Saturday night in Lawndale. We'll play some Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, and my favorite Miles Davis. So sit back and... (He could overhear a loud scream and knew it was right outside the station.) Sorry my crazy cats. I have to take care of some riff raff, be right back." He would rush outside and gasped as he saw Nurse Anna trying to get away from a 6'2'' brute of a man. The man apparently is her 'boyfriend' or looks to be ex. He was wearing The Kinks rock band t-shirt, with ripped blue jeans, while rocking long blonde hair and a scar on his left cheek. "Look, you belong to me Anna. You're not going out with some Jazz loving freak." She struggled as she had one date with him. But knew he wasn't right for her. "At least he knows how to treat a lady." She spits on his face, which got him pissed off. He was about to strike her face, when he was grabbed by Max. He turned around, letting her go as he saw the short DJ. "Who in the hell are you?" Max glared at him as he would see that rock and roll t-shirt. That alone pissed him off, as it was a reminder of what the music genre did to him. "Well bloat, I say you no bloat if you're going to hurt a pretty bird here." The guy wiped the spit off his face as he approached him. "And what you're going to do about it? She's mine and no small fry is going to..." Before he could finish, he was on his knees, gasping for air. He got punched in the gut while bragging. Max glared at him, before kicking him in the face. Apparently the brute didn't know that the boys from Manchester were a bunch of rough hooligans. At least in his neighborhood.
He grabbed the brute by the hair and drags him over to Anna; who was surprised by what has transpired. He looked at the brute and pulled his hair. "Now apologize to the bird for what you did." The brute winced in pain and knew trying to fight back was pointless. He glance over at Anna and spoke. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry!" Max glared at him as he looks at him. "If I ever see you here again, I'll make sure you won't be walking home, GOT IT!" The brute nods and would slowly gets away. Max would hear cheers, as apparently his heroics was seen the locals. He smiled as he would be hugged by Anna, who was thankful for him being there. She looked at him and kissed his cheek gently. "Thank you love." He smiled, but forgot about the show. "Alright alright, my cool cats, gotta finish the show!" Anna rushed with him, as he had to do the show. Luckily the music was playing as he saw the director. He shook his head as he had to apologize. "Sorry sir, didn't expect to..." The director pats his back as he couldn't help but be impressed. "You sure your not Superman?" Max chuckled as he would sit on the chair. "No sir, but it would be a bloody tight on my twig and stones (Meaning his genitalia)." Anna chuckled as she would watch him do the rest of the show; breathing a sigh of relief given her night could have been worst.
[] Flashback Over []
"Well that's pretty much how we met in a nutshell." Max nods as Daria was not buying it. "Okay, so she got you into Jazz music. Why embrace it and get rid of the music that once brought you joy?" He chuckled as he would show her a picture of the two at the diner. "Well, after the show we would have pie and coffee at the Sunset Diner; and she would as me one question." Daria chuckled as she had an guess. "Thanks for nothing?" He smirked and replied. "Will you marry me? (Her eyes widened as that was a picture of a candy ring on his finger. She couldn't believe it and seems that anything was possible.) Well I was completely in shocked because usually a fella would propose to her. But I couldn't say no to the red-haired bird. (He would give her another picture, and this time it was his wedding picture of the two.) A year later, we were married and I couldn't be better." She nods as she couldn't believe an opportunity could lead up to new ventures. She sighed as she wanted to know something. "Is acting hard?" He smiled as he would stretch his arms. "We are all actors in this great stage. We just pretend to give a shit about what they think of us. Trust me, you'll do great out there." She smiled as she would look in the mirror and chuckle. "I guess it couldn't get worst than first grade."
[] Daria's 1st Grade Play []
Daria was in the center of the stage, and she was a weeping willow tree. She was supposed to describe herself as a weeping willow. But like most kids, stage fright stinks. "I'm the weep...I'm the weeping...I'm the weep, weep." She looked around before crying off stage. The parents laughed as they thought it was funny. But Jake didn't like that. "Alright, who laughed at my daughter!"
[] Flashback Over []
A moment later, Tiffany looked on as she would set the scene with Daria and Trent. She knew this would be a bit awkward for a sexy scene. But it fits the story of Rapunzel and Gothel. "Alright Trent, you arrive at the tower and instead of Rapunzel, you see a beautiful woman who is willing to take you in. (He nods as he would look at Daria with a smile.) And you Daria, all you have to do is to seduce the young lover; just before Rapunzel will strangle him with her hair." Daria was a bit nervous and had to ask. "Can we switch roles a bit?" Jane chimed in as she was not used to wearing a pink dress. "Sorry, I'm not seducing my brother; even if I were to get super drunk." She chuckled knowing that Daria is still a bit embarrassed about expressing her feelings for her brother.
Tiffany would walk up towards Daria and pats her shoulders gently. "Just relax, you'll do great out there. Besides, I would date him in a second." She giggled as she was single. But not out to be a cougar right now. As Daria looked at Trent, cleaned and well groomed; she was struggling to be that seductive person. But she remembered from what her sister Quinn told her, about her ideal fantasy. Turns out it was at a mansion, Daria, dressed in a flowing emerald gown, is being courted by a clean, groomed, and well-dressed Trent. He looked at her and smiled, seeing his beloved: "Daria, you're the best thing that ever happened to me."
When she saw him again the same person; she smiled as she caressed his cheeks gently. "Trent, you're the best thing that ever happened to me." Trent was in shock, as it wasn't the line in the script. But smiled and went with it. "Daria, I.." before he could say more, she leaned in and kisses him passionately. He leaned in and kisses her back. It was something both had waited for; but there was one tiny problem. "CUT!" Turns out it was not in the script and Tiffany had to remind the love birds. "I'm glad you both found inspiration; but your names are not Daria and Trent." Trent chuckled and Daria pouted and got mad at herself. "Fuck! I forgot!" Jane laughed as she asked Tiffany. "Say Tiff, do you air the bloopers every year?" Tiff smiled as she nods. "Of course! (Jane had the biggest smile on her face.) Don't worry, it's not all bad bloopers. (Tiffany would look over at the two and smiled.)
You two have great chemistry out there. You just have to remember that your Gothel and Trent would pick a name; and you'll be fine." Trent looked over at Daria as he couldn't help but smile. He would whisper in her ear. "That was good Daria, I meant Gothel." He had to remind her of her character name. She blushed as she whispered back. "Well good sir, you're quite the kisser. What can I call you sir?" Seems she was now getting into character too; maybe to get it out of the way now. As much as she would want to kiss Trent over and over; it was a job after all. He looked at her as he looked at the script. "There is none, but you can call me whatever you want." She nods and smirks "Ok Lance" when they would do the scene this time; there would be no worries.
[] Take 2 []
Daria would look at Trent this time and she didn't need a fantasy to show how much she feels about him. She smiled as she caressed his cheeks gently. "Lance, you're the best thing that ever happened to me." He blushed a bit as she leaned in to kiss him deeply. As he would kiss her back; Rapunzel (Jane) would move in from behind and starts to choke him with her 'hair' (In this case, a long towel). Daria gasped as she would see him 'dying' from the strangulation. Even though it was an act, she was naturally worried to which made it more convincing. The scene would end as Tiffany would have a big smile on her face. "Cut! Great job you guys! We just have to set up for the final scene."
In the back, Tiffany would strap Daria's belly with a small pillow. On that pillow is a blood pack. She smirked as she would explain to Daria and Jane. "Now Jane, remember you found your next suitor and seems that he has changed your outlook on life. So all you have to do is to stab Gothel and just explain why you did it." Jane nods, holding onto a prop dagger, aka a plastic one. But had to ask about something. "How many stabs before my friend goes down?" Tiffany smirked as replies. "No more than five stabs, unless you have an axe to grind." Jane nods, as Daria glanced over at the blood pack. She was wondering what blood is inside. "Tiffany, is that real blood inside?" Tiffany chuckled as she knew this would be an issue. "Don't worry, it's candy blood. No Carrie pigs blood here (She chuckled) besides, you'll have to have some in your mouth. Don't swallow, only spit out after the first two stabs to the gut."
Daria nods as it seems they were going for more of a dramatic effect. Jane pats her friend's back as she was getting excited. "Don't worry Daria, I'll be gentle with you." Daria laughed as that was a lie. "Right, give my best friend a dagger. I Should have been called Caesar for this scene." Jane chuckled as it was the perfect motivator for the scene." Once in place, Alex was in a turquoise vest with a white long-sleeved shirt underneath, coupled with dark cream pants and brown bucket-top boots. He also wears a belt with a similar color scheme around his waist; connected to it is a miniature satchel. (Tangled wiki).
Jane, next to her now savior/lover; was wearing a traditional German dress called a "dirndl", with a longer skirt than that of a normal dirndl. Her dress has a purple theme with a pink accent. The dress consists of a lavender corset top laced with a pink ribbon. The skirt is purple. It is decorated with swirling and floral designs in pink, dark purple, and white. She wears a white petticoat underneath. (Tangled wiki) When she heard action, she marched towards Gothel, and lets her have it with her stabs. "This is for kidnapping me! (Second stab) This is for turning me into a monster like you! (Daria would spit out the blood as Jane went for multiple stabs.) This is for stealing Lance, William, and this is for stealing Sir Thomas! The man that I truly loved, before you stole him from me!" She stabbed the hardest on that Thomas comment; as Daria would get on her knees before lying on her face lifeless.
Jane gasped not only because it was in the scene; but she started to cry as apparently there were some demons that was addressed. Alex pulled her away as he wanted her to go. Jane left with him as thus Rapunzel became a 'hero'. Tiffany yelled cut as that was intense. "Alright great work! (She giggled as she saw Daria, still 'dead'.) Alright Daria, shows over. Besides you have to wash up from the candy blood." Daria was stunned from what Jane said. But had to be herself. "I'm dead tired, wake me after St. Peter gives me a new body." Tiffany smirked as she would poke her sides. "Your good kid, but seriously time to change and wash up for the final scene." Daria pouts and giggles from the pokes, as she got up. "And here I was ready to get my own chalk outline."
A few minutes later after a quick shower, Jane would see Daria as she wanted to apologize. "Look, I'm sorry for what happened. I didn't mean to go that aggressive." Daria looked at her and nods. "Don't worry, I didn't expect that ruthless side out of you. (But she heard Thomas and knew what she was referring to.) I take it your still mad at me for stealing Tom, right?" Jane sighed, but had to bite the bullet. "Look Daria, I wanted to punch you for what you did. I mean of all people, the one person that would betray me is my best friend. At the same time I didn't want to toss out our friendship; so I kept the rage inside of me." Daria would chime in "And in one moment, you would stab your friend until she was dead as a doornail." Jane chuckled as she really wanted to hurt her now. "Damn you bitch! But I have to admit that was good therapy. And something to look forward to on the show. (Daria nods, but felt Jane's hands on her shoulders as she whispers in her ear.) So about that first take with Trent. Were you two practicing?" Daria growled as she wanted to kill her. "Where's that dagger Rapunzel!" Jane smirked as she left the room. "Sorry Gothel, I love my new toy!"
20 Minutes later at the sound stage area, Jane and Daria would put on some headphones. They would laugh as this would be an interesting one. Trent looked over at Max and had to ask. "What are they going to tell?" Max nods as he would show the still of Humpty Dumpty. "Well Trent, this is the original story of Humpty Dumpty." It was a king on a high wall, about 20 feet high, but not the egg that everyone knows. Trent looked over and was confused. "Why show this?" Max grinned and explained the story. "Well this king of Dutch origin was more of an egotistical asshole. He wanted to look down at everyone; including his subjects. (He chuckled at the next part) So he made the people make a great wall, so he can have that wish." Trent heard that and soon laughed. "Wow, I guess the egg version is the watered down story." Max would pat his back gently. "I never said all nursery rhymes were cute and cuddly. (He grinned as he would pull out his mic, that would give the signal to the girls.) Girls, as soon as I play the animation, you can start the rhyme." Jane and Daria nods as they couldn't wait to start.
The animation would start as the King would sits on top of his wall; laughing his ass off. Jane and Daria would start the rhyme.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
(The king would fall 20 feet and his head lands first; turning his head into a scrambled egg of blood, skull fragments and brains.)
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!"
Once finished, the girls laughed as they were in complete shock about the rhyme. Jane in particular couldn't help but gag. "Damn, I knew an egg would scramble like that. But wow, didn't see that coming." Daria would chime in "I'm surprised his fat ass didn't get scrambled as well." Everyone laughed as that was a good one. Max in particular liked that spicy side of her. "Oh Daria you truly made my day."
[] One Hour Later []
As the day draws to an end, Tiffany would bring the swag bags and some contracts. "Alright everyone, looks like we get to the most 'Fun' part of the day: making you all do paperwork!" She laughed as Max had to chuckle at that. Though he had to explain the obvious legal mumbo jumbo. Plus had to remind that he was an fair, cool boss. "Alright, just a reminder this job is not a nine to five job. But has great benefits and a nice pay to boot. Of course you don't have to sign the contracts and paperwork; it's up to you as well." Daria, knowing her mother's job as an attorney would look at the contracts first; and had to admit, this was the one job that seemed to fit her well. So she would sign the contract, but had to reply. "So Max, is this the part where Satan appears out of nowhere and shakes my hand?" Everyone laughs as Max chimed in. "Well I don't have devil horns; but have a long tail if you know what I mean." He winked as Daria shook her head in disbelief. Jane looked over at the contract, before signing it as well. "Well Daria, looks like we'll be having fun on the set." Daria nods, but saw Trent look hesitant at the contract, and had to ask. "Trent what's wrong? Out of all of us, you're Max's biggest fan and you inspire to be like him." Trent wanted to explain why he was hesitant, but Daria puts her foot down and looks at him, eye to eye. "No butts Trent! I won't have you blow this opportunity like this! Besides, what is Mystic Spiral doesn't work out. At least you'll have something to look forward to." He looked into her eyes, and for the first time, a woman was firm and direct to him. He didn't know why, but saw in her eyes and knew he couldn't let her down. "Alright Daria, at least we'll be able to ride this together." He smiled as he would sign the contract.
Once the paperwork is finished, he would show them one picture. "Well I couldn't leave without showing my family to you all. (It was a picture of the family outside of the Man-U Pub and Butcher.) The red haired bird on the left is my wife. The brunette is my daughter Patty. And the twin lads Mitch and Phil. My sole advice, no matter the opportunity, always embrace them and leave no regrets. Adieu to you all and I'll see you around later!" Daria, Jane, and Trent would leave, as Alex would watch them leave. He chuckled as he pats his shoulder. "This group will be interesting" Max nods as he would head to the office. "Oh yes indeed!"
After an eventful day, the trio would head on home. Jane would be the one driving this time; While Trent and Daria would be in the back. Trent looked at Daria and smiled; as he had something to get off his chest. "Hey Daria, thanks for kicking my butt earlier." She blinked as this was something she rarely hear from him. "Your welcome." He looked at her as he would continue. "You know, of all the girls I've ever met; you're the only one that saw something out of me. (He chuckled as even he couldn't believe what he was saying.) Gotta admit I was hoping you did have those feelings for me. Though waiting was the hard part." Jane who was driving, looked in the rear view mirror, thought to herself. "Damnit you two, just say you love each other!" Daria looked at him and thought to herself. "Why am I so attracted to him? He sounds reasonable, he just needs a push from time to time. I had a belly button piercing because of him. I was jealous seeing him go out with another girl. And yet here I am, near inches from him; and yet can't do anything but be trapped in my own thoughts."
He saw Daria in a daze as he was a bit concerned. "Say Daria, you alright? I've never seen you this preoccupied." Daria looked at him and finally would answer. "Trent..." She was at a loss for words for that moment. But she would lean in and kiss him on the lips deeply. He would kiss back, as Jane had the biggest smile on her face; not wanting to ruin the moment. Plus she was driving and had to watch the road. When the kiss was finished, he would look at Daria with a smile on his face. "Looks like we'll ride this out and see what happens." Daria blushed and nods; as she couldn't believe what she did. But this time there was no regrets from her actions. "At least this time I know what the heart wants. (She smiled, but poked her index fingers together; as if she wanted something else.) Say Trent, can we try again on the 2 for 1 special on my birthday?" She means to get a belly button piercing. He smiled and kissed her cheek gently. "Alright, but remember to keep the piercing in this time." He smirked as she could see her smiling face.
Once the car stops for a red light, Jane couldn't help herself; seeing her best friend and her brother, finally together. "Say you two, can I register my wedding gift at Bed, Bath and Beyond?" Daria sarcastically answered. "Where's that dagger Rapunzel?" Jane smirked and replied. "No way Gothel, I love my little prop toy! And besides, it took about five years for you two to be together." Daria pouted and replied "You mean five years of waiting to be an adult?" Jane smiled before she would drive on a green light. She smirked and answered her bestie. "True. But at least I won't have to worry about this relationship." Daria glared, as she knew it was a slight from her stealing Tom from her. "Alright, but I'll try to not poison him and take his money." That got a chuckle from Trent, who was listening in. Jane had a good idea, as she would see a strip mall close by. "Let's go for some Chinese on me." Daria blinked as that was not like Jane. "I didn't know you like Chinese food." Jane replied "If we went for pizza, you know we won't have a 'peaceful' meal." Daria smirked and nods. "True. But at least our 'friends' will be understanding." Jane laughed as she made the turn towards the mall. "Oh Daria."
An hour after they had Chinese food; the gang arrived at casa Daria. Daria got out, but went over to see Trent one more time. As she looked at him, she was surprised to see him kiss her lips gently. He smirked as he would tell her. "See you later Daria." She was at a loss, and didn't reply. Her smile was the only thing he would see. As the car left, she would head in the house completely smitten. It was something that she wasn't used to. Even when she was dating Tom; she never had that feeling before. Once she got in the house, she was greeted by her mom. "Daria! Long day at the office? (Helen saw her baby head upstairs, completely in a daze.) Daria? (She turned to her hubby Jake for assistance, but saw him fiddle with the remote. {"Damn American remote controls! All in one functioning my ass!} But then it hit her when she noticed Daria and smirked. She thought to herself.) Alright, who did you meet at work? And when will I get a chance to talk to him." A moment later, Daria would be in the bathroom, taking a shower. As she was washing off, she was thinking to herself, before looking at her belly button. "This time I will keep the piercing; at least hide it from the family."
The following afternoon, Daria and Jane would be in Daria's room; awaiting for the start of Sick Sad World. Jane stretched her arms as she was still excited after yesterday's craziness. "You know, once it starts, you'll never be the 'misery chick' of Lawndale." Daria was sitting on her bed, a bit nervous from what is her first television debut. "Well, it couldn't be as bad as what happened yesterday." Jane smirked as she pats her friend's shoulder. "Don't worry, we'll work on telling your folks you actually have a boyfriend." Daria sighed as the show would start. "Was Rapunzel a cold blooded serial killer, before turning straight? Find out tonight on Sick Sad World!"
Meanwhile downstairs, Jake was flipping through channels as he was trying to find a game to watch. "Damn TV! 200 channels and not one good baseball game." As he was stewing and flipping channels; he stopped as he recognized someone on TV. "Helen, come quick! I think our girl Daria is on TV!" Helen would rush to the living room and gasped at what she sees. "Is that Daria?" She was seeing her in a medieval dress; seducing a young suitor." Jake had to chime in as well. "I thought she hated acting. She said so after her 1st grade play." As the parents watch the performance, Quinn just arrived, chatting with Sandy on her cell phone. As she was heading to the kitchen, she dropped the phone in shock; seeing her sister on TV with a good looking guy. "Mom, dad, what the heck is she doing on TV?" They would see Daria kiss the suitor, which had Quinn boiling mad. So much so she grabbed her phone and left. "Sandy, we need to have a fashion club emergency right away!" Jake was happy to see his baby open up. "Now who was that co star that she was kissing? I should ask her for him to come over." Helen nods but gasped at Daria, being stabbed to death a moment later. "Well I do say she is playing her role quite well. I hope that's not pigs blood. (Helen glared as it turned out that they were watching Sick Sad World; when she saw that it went to commercial.) Well, that bastard pulled it off." She actually said that with a smile, to which confused Jake. "What was that honey?" She would reply "Oh nothing. I'll talk to her later about her performance." They would actually watch the rest of the show; hoping they would see more of Daria acting.
A few minutes later, back in Daria's room, Jane and Daria would watch the last seconds of the show. "Do Chia Pets use human skulls for their products? Find out next time on Sick Sad World." Jane smiled and patted Daria's shoulder. "Not bad there Julia Roberts. All we need now is the paparazzi to start following you around." She chuckled, as she couldn't help herself. Daria smiled, as it didn't turn out as bad as she thought. But had to take a jab at her friend. "Well I'm already famous and in a controversial relationship. What else could happen? (She smirked, but saw mom by the doorway.) I guess you saw the show." Helen sighed but came in the room. "Well I knew something was off when you were offered a job so quickly. So I did my research on SSW Inc. (Daria thought to herself, damn internet!) And ran into Tiffany during my morning jog." Daria had to ask "Tiffany?" Helen knew and smirked "Miss Finch if you're inquiring. And she told me you had a real sassy mouth. (Daria thought to herself "That bitch couldn't keep her fucking mouth shut.") But told me you and Jane did quite well. You two have great acting chops, as she mentioned." Jane smiled, but Daria sighed as she had to apologize. "Sorry for not telling earlier. I hope you're not to mad."
Helen sighed but would hug her daughter. "Not too mad, but have to ask, what did 'he' say about me?" Daria laughed (which shocked Helen, seeing her daughter show emotions.) but she composed herself. "How is the red haired harpie doing? (She shook her head in disbelief; still stunned by the story from Max.) I can't believe he had a crush on you." Helen smirked as she knew he was acting like his old self. "I always wonder if he was acting just to throw off my game. But I have to admit he is quite a charmer. But that was ancient history. (Before she left, she had to ask the obvious.) That co-star you were 'seducing'; are you two dating?" Helen smirked as she saw Daria come home last night, in an unusual happy daze. Daria sighed as she couldn't believe mom's intuition. "How long before I bring him over to be bored with dad's stories?" Helen knew her baby but had to pinch her cheek gently. "We'll try, but you two do have great chemistry." Jane had to muffle her laughs as she knew this was too good for words. Daria sighed but nods. "Alright mom. At least put out the good paper plates when he arrives." Helen smirked as she knew that line from Tv. "Oh Daria, gotta say you may have found your calling." Helen left the room, but glanced over at Quinn in her room, hot headed. "We need to get to the TV studio. The fashion club needs to start our own show." Helen shook her head and knew that was jealousy; and let her vent out her emotions.
Later that evening, Jake would turn on his favorite jazz show 'Nitetime Smooth with Cool Cat Max'; as he and Helen would snuggle up for some relaxing music. "I starting to hate this show. I could never get my requested song on the air." Helen would smile as she would reply. "Well Daria said that tonight would be different." He was scratching his head about that comment. "I didn't know she was into jazz music." Helen would reply "Well, we didn't know she could be a good actress either. So maybe she knows something." As the show begins, they would hear their favorite song: 'My One and Only Love', by John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman. They were surprised and would enjoy their favorite song. When the song was over, Max would make the announcement. "That was classic love song requested by one Daria Morgandorffer of Lawndale. She wished for her parents to enjoy the music of Coltrane. That I agree with that sentiment. We'll be back in a moment after a 60 second commercial."
Jake smiled as he asked for Daria. "Daria?" She would head out of her room with a smile; as she would see her parents. "Yea dad?" He smiled as he waved "Thanks kiddo!" Daria nods and reply "No problem dad" She would return to her room and lie down on the bed. On her bed, Daria would press her novelty button; as she would play the theme to Sick Sad World. "Did I just experienced an typical tv show ending; where everything will be alright? Find out next time on Sick Sad World. (She chuckled at herself as she puts the button on the nightstand.) Damn, he was right. This toy is addicting.
[] End of Chapter 2 []
It was fun to dive into the Sick Sad World. But as we would head to chapter 3, it's an European road show for Sick Sad World. While Daria, Trent, and Jane would be the stars. Quinn and the Fashion Club will get a crash course into the British life.