One cloudy day, Doctor Eggman was in his lair, sitting at his dining table with an apron around his neck and a knife and fork in hand. Today was Thanksgiving and the mad genius was eager to have a very delicious turkey for dinner, even after his recent defeats at the hands of that meddlesome hedgehog.
Eggman smiled with glee as the smell of food floated through the doors from the kitchen, his robots had been hard at work, making the perfect turkey for him and he couldn't wait to eat it up.
Just a little longer and the supervillain would be feasting on his turkey, unaware of the events that were soon going to transpire.
The supervillain kept himself from drooling, he didn't want to ruin his cloth and the table. It wasn't very pleasant when one's mouth got watery to a point where they drooled all over their food, depending on what they were eating. Eggman licked his lips and took a drink of water, temporarily quenching his thirst.
Before long, the door swung open and a pair of Crabmeats emerged, carrying a pan that contained a very well-cooked turkey with Orbot and Cubot helping them. The two robots were wearing chef hats with Cubot wearing a fake chef's mustache to look good.
"Your turkey is served, sir." Orbot declared.
"On time!" Eggman said happily, "Excellent work, and you made sure it wasn't burned, I knew that I was smelling a perfectly cooked meal from the other side of that door."
Every robot in the room helped to place the turkey on the table and removed it from the pan, placing it carefully upon the doctor's plate in front of him. Eggman slurped with a grin and let off an "Mmmmmm" of delight, it was time to dig in. What could possibly go wrong now?
Suddenly, a red light blared and alarms began screaming. Robots scrambled, Egg Pawns snatched their laser guns and Eggman looked around with bewilderment.
"WARNING!" Orbot blared in a robotic manner, "DIMENSIONAL ANOMALY DETECTED!"
"WHAT?" Eggman shouted, "Just perfect, right when I was about to dig into a delicious turkey. It's that meddlesome hedgehog, isn't it? And I haven't hatched any schemes today!"
The wall suddenly exploded and a tall figure entered the room, Eggman stood and faced the newcomer. Judging by that shape, it looked like...
"Hullo, Eggman."
Eggman took it in, his eyes wide with shock. Standing in front of him was some weirdo with a big red head with a wonky mouth and strange eyes, wearing a yellow cape, a red shirt, white gloves and black pants.
"Um, do we... do I know you?" Eggman asked.
"That looks like a delicious turkey..." Starved Eggman said suddenly, he'd noticed the doctor's uneaten meal. He glanced at Eggman and smacked his lips, "Can I have it?"
Eggman drew a laser pistol and aimed it at his strange doppelganger, "YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY TURKEY!" The supervillain shouted furiously, determined to defend his meal from... whatever the heck that guy was."
"You should let me have it. I'M STARVING!" Starved Eggman declared.
"Go eat someone else's turkey, you crazy starving lunatic!"
"Um, boss?" Orbot whimpered, "I think he might be..."
Starved Eggman lunged and smashed a Crabmeat, setting the Porky inside it free. The small animal ran off, but the wacky maniac grabbed it and, to the shock of everyone in the room, he devoured the Porky completely. Eggman gulped, he'd never seen such behavior from someone like that.
Then, without warning, Starved Eggman began stomping on more Badniks and kicked an Egg Pawn into a wall.
He then grabbed Orbot and threw him, the red rounded lackey robot crashed into the panels of the wall and collapsed to the ground. Then he snatched Cubot and smashed him into the floor, causing the robot to short-circuit and yelp in robotic pain.
"SHIVER ME TIMBERS!" Cubot cried in a pirate voice.
Starved Eggman turned his attention towards Eggman and snarled in an animalistic manner, then he pounced on the doctor with a howl and began shaking him. He dove in and the doctor felt something pull on his mustache. That was when he realized, THIS CREEP WAS DEVOURING HIS STACHE!
The hungering Eggman variant pulled back, tasting the last bit of hair and then swallowed it all. He then picked up Eggman and looked him in the eye with a sinister smile and licked his lips. Then, he put down the doctor, backed away in a slow manner and grabbed Eggman's turkey right off the table!
Eggman protested, "NO!" But it was too late, Starved Eggman dug into the turkey, devouring it all and gobbled away. In minutes, he'd eaten the entire bird. The wacko pulled out a remote and waved to Eggman, then he pressed a button and a blue portal appeared.
With one more wave, Starved Eggman jumped through the dimensional rift and shouted, "THANKS FOR THE TURKEY! STARVED EGGMAN OUT!"
"Oh no..." Eggman groaned. He stood in the room, feeling saddened by how he never got to eat such a well-made turkey. Then again, there was a chance his robots had a back-up on standby.
-Meanwhile-
Starved Eggman landed on the other side of the portal and the rift closed, leaving him to take in his new surroundings. He'd been dimension-hopping for a long time now and had been on a turkey rush, going from one universe to the next, taking and eating turkeys. Thanksgiving was so perfect, perfect for mayhem.
He put away the remote and let out a sinister chuckle, patting his growling stomach. That meal had been so satisfying, just a little more and then he would head home, as long as he didn't start to have a stomachache after eating all of those turkeys.
The Eggman variant's nose sniffed, picking up the smell of another turkey. He was standing in what appeared to be the hallway of another evil lair, the walls were white with some red linings and he was standing by a door with another different Eggman symbol on it.
On the other side of the door, Boom Eggman was sitting at his desk and chuckling evilly. "Ah yes!" He said with a manic grin, "Once I have finished feasting on this turkey, I will be ready to send my evil turkey bots to attack Sonic and his friends."
"Happy Thanksgiving, sir." Boom Orbot said as he set the cooked turkey on his creator's desk.
"Yeah." Boom Cubot agreed, "Happy Evil Giving."
"Oh ho, yes..." Boom Eggman sneered, he picked up a knife and fork, "It is an evil giving, an EVIL Thanksgiving!"
"Then maybe you'll let me have that turkey."
Starved Eggman had entered the room and was rubbing his hands together, eager to munch down on Boom Eggman's turkey.
Boom Eggman turned and yelped, taking in the sight of this strange new Eggman.
"ME? HOW DID I GET HERE?" He shouted, "Having two of the same person in the same universe will cause a catastrophic anomaly will destroy the entire universe. YOU CAN'T BE HERE! I do not want an anomaly in my lab, I haven't even eaten yet and I just got these floors waxed! Anywho. ROBOTS, ATTAAAAAAACK!"
Bee Bots and Crab Bots flooded the room and attacked Starved Eggman, firing lasers on him and trying to pinch him. The starving lunatic dodged the attacks and kicked a Crab Bot to pieces, then he smashed several Bee Bots into the wall.
He ducked and evaded every Badnik attacking him and raced towards Boom Eggman, who yelped and drew a laser gun.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY TURKEY, YOU BUFFOON!" Boom Eggman yelled.
"I don't think so." Starved Eggman sneered. CHOMP!
Boom Eggman yelped as his Starved counterpart munched on his weapon and then bit his hand, Boom Eggman cried in pain and fell to his knees, nursing his bitten hand. Starved Eggman kicked Boom Orbot and Boom Cubot aside, then he grabbed the doctor's turkey and devoured it all. Then, he picked up a glass of water and drank it to wash down the turkey.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Boom Eggman wailed.
"Hasta la vista, baby!" Starved Eggman pulled out his dimension-hopping remote and opened up another portal, he jumped through the rift and the portal closed, leaving Boom Eggman to mourn for his turkey. Or would he?
"DEPLOY THE TURKEY BOTS!" Boom Eggman shouted, "I'M IN A BAD MOOD AND THE ONLY CURE FOR A BAD MOOD IS TO GET THAT HEDGEHOG!"
"Doc, that wasn't Sonic!" Boom Orbot said.
"I DON'T CARE, I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, NOW DEPLOY THE TURKEY BOTS!" Boom Eggman stamped his foot.
Orbot and Cubot saluted and departed the room, leaving Boom Eggman to continue nursing his hand while he turned on his super computer and began to spy on Sonic as he sat down to eat a turkey meal with his friends at his beach house.
-Somewhere else-
In another universe, a red-haired Inkling dressed in black was sitting down at a table in her sinister lair, which resembled a dark version of Peach's Castle from the Mushroom Kingdom.
This was Zelus and she was getting ready to feast on a delicious turkey before she went back to planning something very evil; the destruction of OnyxKing67 and SMG4.
And mind you, this is in a different universe from the one you know in the OnyxKing universe. The multiverse can be complicated and any variant of someone you know can be identical to that someone, but do not be fooled.
Different universe, partially different story.
Zelus licked her lips as she eyed the turkey, an armored Octoling girl in battle armor came over to her table with a tray, carrying a glass of wine. So too did another Octoling. Zelus took the wine and set the glasses down, next to her turkey plate.
She adjusted the apron around her neck and picked up her knife, she cut into the turkey and took off a piece. Then she placed it onto her fork and brought it up to her mouth. Zelus was just about to eat, but then...
BWOOF! A blue light filled the room and she froze as a shadow loomed over her. Zelus heard a sinister chuckle and looked up, finding herself face to face with a strange red-faced man with a fat body in a cape, red shirt and black pants, looking at her turkey with a hint of hungering satisfaction in his eyes.
"My, my... Another delicious turkey." Starved Eggman mused.
"Whomever you are..." Zelus stood up, "You are not going near MY turkey... Unless you want to share it with me." She offered Starved Eggman the turkey piece she was about to eat when he showed up.
"I WANT IT ALL!"
Zelus gulped. Then she smiled evilly and cackled, a red aura of evil glowing around her and she moved aside her table, moving her turkey to a safer spot. With that out of the way, Zelus stared at Starved Eggman, who stared back at her with an inhuman growl.
"Just who do you think you are?" Zelus sneered, "You look... interesting. And yet... WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH HAVING MY TURKEY?"
"I am Doctor Eggman." Starved Eggman said, "Or, rather, Starved Eggman, and I am the hungriest genius in the world. Today is Thanksgiving and I want every last turkey I can get my hands on. Now, hand over the turkey... BEFORE I GET REALLY HANGRY!"
Zelus floated up into the air, her hands crackling with energy.
"If you want the turkey, Starved..." The vile Inkling growled, "You'll have to go through me first. Nobody takes from Zelus and you are an uninvited guest, NOW YOU WILL PAY!"
She raised her hand and a bolt of energy streaked towards Starved Eggman as Zelus' eyes glowed ominously, the villainous scientist ducked out of the way and drew a laser gun. He pulled the trigger and started shooting at Zelus, who absorbed the laser blasts through her strange and sinister magic-like powers.
"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the darkness!" Zelus threw out her hands and unleashed a wave of red energy at Starved, but the madman was more ready than ever and leaped to the side, evading the incoming attack. Octoling guards and hypnotized Inklings raced in, Zelus had summoned her minions to stop Starved Eggman in his tracks.
Every guard in the vicinity opened fire, streams of ink coming right for the mad doctor. Starved Eggman ducked, jumped and rolled, avoiding the blasts as they went for him. He made his way towards the table, even as Zelus tried to block him.
An Octoling morphed into Octo-squid form and super jumped over to Starved Eggman, trying to intercept him, but the maniac was almost at the table. A little closer, another inch closer, and then, he grabbed the turkey!
"NO! MY TURKEY!" Zelus yelled with rage.
"Mine!" Starved Eggman bellowed, he pulled out his remote and summoned another portal. The villain clutched Zelus' turkey as if he'd obtained a football and ran through the dimensional rift with it, leaving the evil Inkling without her Thanksgiving meal to enjoy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zelus raged.
"Oh carp." An Inkling servant moaned.
"How we never foresaw this one." An Octoling girl remarked.
Zelus descended to the ground and clenched her fists angrily, let out another scream and then she kicked a nearby guard in the torso. Then, she lowered her head, boiling with anger. She would have to get another turkey and, hopefully, some lunatic would not show up to steal it like Starved Eggman had just done so.
-Elsewhere in the mysterious multiverse-
Somewhere else, in yet another universe in another location, Starved Eggman emerged from a portal and munched down the delicious turkey.
He finished eating it before the portal closed, then he belched and rubbed his tummy with sinister satisfaction. He took a minute to look around, he was in a rocky area with grass and a cliffside as well as a few caves. The sky was cloudy and lightning was flashing across the clouds, illuminating the area in the slight darkness.
'Just one more turkey, another delicious turkey...' Starved Eggman thought.
Then, he saw it, sitting upon a plate on a tree stump. The villain laughed maniacally and grabbed the turkey as lightning flashed, he couldn't wait to eat it all up.
He was on a turkey craze today; these turkeys were so tasty.
And nothing was in his way, all of those turkey meals were like taking candy from a baby, despite the resistance that Starved Eggman had faced. What could stop him now?
"Excuse me."
A red-eyed Inkling with white-hair sat at the tree stump table, looking at Starved Eggman with annoyance. A bottle sat in her hand; the words written on it read; Octo-Scotch.
This was War Marie, one of the infamous War Inklings and a variant of Marie whose history was the same as the normal Marie until, during a battle between Agent 4 and DJ Octavio, Marie's cousin Callie met a tragic end when Marie shot her with a sabotaged Splat-charger, which distraught her and eventually led to her transformation to evil.
However, this was not the only War Marie, this was one of her many variants, one of many variants of War Marie. And yet, some of them were the same as the main alternate War Splat Marie.
This War Marie was alone today, visiting Stormtop Peak in Stormy Valley and helping herself to a Thanksgiving meal, despite the evil in her heart, and she was not going to eat it without having some Octo-Scotch.
"Greetings, squid girl." Starved Eggman sneered evilly, "It appears you are the second "Inkling" I have met today. And you have a very tasty turkey, it's such a shame you won't be eating it BECAUSE I WILL BE TAKING IT FROM YOU SO I CAN EAT IT! Now, if you'd be so nice..."
"You stay away from my turkey, you ffffffrickin' lunatic." War Marie said in a drunken haze.
"Sorry, drunken Squid Sister... BUT THAT TURKEY IS MINE!"
Starved Eggman drew a blaster and shot War Marie in the shoulder. The former Squid Sister fell over, groaning in pain.
With his obstacle incapacitated, Starved Eggman looked at his newly acquired turkey and munched down on it, devouring every last savory bit. Once he was full, he let out a belch that was so loud, shook the plate sitting on the tree stump.
"Now that was satisfying..." Starved Eggman said with a grin.
By this point, he felt famished, it was time to stop going on an eating craze for now. Starved Eggman, satisfied with his turkey meals, pulled out his dimensional remote again and pressed the portal button.
Another blue portal appeared and the Starved doctor stepped through it, ready to head back to his universe and get some rest, leaving War Marie behind.
The maniac departed through the portal and it soon vanished, leaving the War Inkling alone with an empty plate, a bleeding shoulder and a bottle of Octo-Scotch. War Marie was not too happy with what had happened, all she wanted was to have a turkey dinner and some human lunatic came and took it from her.
Fury welled within her and War Marie growled angrily. Then she threw her head back to the sky and screamed, "THAT DAMN STUPID STARVING MANIAC! ARE YOU...? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FFFFUCK!"
The End
(Happy Thanksgiving, LOL!)