Obito listened intently as two drunk men conversed. They information that they were spilling was music to his ears. They way they spoke, not so much. Listening to 70 year old men try to talk while intoxicated is probably the hardest thing after trying to beat Madara in a fight.
"Ya know... I've heard that there's been some rumors 'bout this scroll containin' stuff written by the rikudo sennin and his two... children." The first man slurred had he pored another glass of alcohol.
"Reallyyy??" The drunker of the two asked, "Ya see... I've been listening' to a bunch of of uhh youngins' speakin bout someee nonsense of the sennin's momma."
"Well ain't that funnah. I've heard that they kept them scrolls deeeeep in the Muzi... mazoo... miza... mizu! Yeah, Mizukage's office. 'Parrently they are verrryyyy valuable.
"Is that soooo? I'd wouldn't mind readin one of those scrolls. Specially one bout the sennin's mommy. I betcha she's realllll pretty.
After Obito heard what he needed, he left the bar. Maybe this mission would be over a lot quicker than planned due to two drunk idiots.
With the moon being high in the sky, Obito figured that this would be the best time to infiltrate the Mizukage's office. It would be simple enough to see if those old guys were just spouting nonsense of not.
Going into an ally where he wouldn't be seen, he kamuied into the office. Easy.
He then started going through all the scrolls in the Mizukage's desk. He saw plenty of mission reports and not much else. Once he thoroughly checked each scrolls in the drawer, he served the cabinets.
Obito almost groaned when he saw more useless scrolls. If he knew what life as the hokage would be like when he was a kid, he was quite sure now that he would've never wanted to be one.
He was just about to give up when a scroll he picked up, wasn't actually a scroll. It was a lever. Sneaky indeed. Instead of opening the door with the lever, Obito decided on just using Kamui to go through the cabinet. It would be far quieter this way.
As he descended a very long staircase, his face lit up when he saw something out of the corner of his eye.
Not sure what's up with me and the terribly short updates but oh well.
Also I have no idea if a portrayed two drunk men in Japan properly. I feel like it leans more towards the drunk cowboy kinda drunk.
It's also almost one in the morning. Not sure where the past four hours went.
Also sorry if there is mistakes. I don't think my mind is functioning properly at the moment