harry potter was tired of dumbledore. then he got sent very important letter from gringotts. what could it be? he payed the owl 3 knuts and sent it on itss way. he opened da letter.
harry potter
your godfather sirius was very dope, so dude, basically he left you everything ya need ta servive. so like come to gringotts dude and youll get all dat shit, aight?
oh yeah, and dumblydore and da weasleys has been stealin shit from ya, right? so like basically he only left ya with half yo' fortune
from da goblin himself, griphook
P.S. everyone in hogwarts is your servant and youre probably the heir of 420, 069 diffirint houses, so definitely try a blood test.
harry was so mad at dumbledore. how mean of him to do this to harry! harry was going to show him a piece of mind. oh yeah what was up with da weezleys though? steelin from harry? he wood have given them money in the first place! now harry was very mad.
(break)
over da next few weeks da gawblins wood send him advanssed groth poshons.
it was 0.002 seconds later when harry grew 3 feet. it took so long, he had time to exist! oh yeah, now he was taller then evryone else! oh, he could flex over ron now! oh yeah, their not soposssed to bee frends enymore. harry now felt sad. now he didnt have any frends exsept hermione!
oh yeah, he also got rid of his glases, beecos he took thoze poshtions. and he was buff.
and he killed all da dursleys. but no one cares about that. thats boring.
(break)
harry was in the middle of da blood test when da gawblinz gasped. "your the lord of all deez houses:" griphook gawked at it and gave it to harry.
congrats you servived da test and shit! so basicaly heres da amownts of moneys and shit ya have. enjoy, bitch.
- black
-peverell
-potter
-greengrasse
-nott
-malfoy
-zabini
-weezlee
-morgana
-merlin
-dumblydore
-lestrange
-prince
-jackson
-nirvani
-patil
-brow
-whits
-travers
-robards
-baibars
-abou ourra
-Arthur George
-white
-sufyane
-jaa'an
- fakaar
-yurmuum
-idedyor
-mum
-galatasar
-jaymessharles
-urugay
-servemii
-ratatouille
-dagworth granger
-slugworth
-granger
-gaunt
-iolanthe
-smith
-thomas
-arsey
-barney
- mcgoof
-lockhart
-evans
-haque
-khan
-ghenghis
-sedzeunt
-bamylls
your total amount of coins are 69600000000000000000000000043042000000000000000000000046900000000000384958484588578773030576573887689372678967620175678091768280976506872487548943375834783945778467864239584387495479375847453865846739694763076429846903789467493076539830540258343985697590238574730863076835986750930498053806747093437474380285034687490376884594072300406578957653882383495439023505752853028784825898248782552840892948209032438503274984342043783494380475969490328857398589489495892338989828520840258032874209325758859674897843830473489454580598354987467975y8778i68548875469489 galleons and 39085038897t5498u2809078908408733093589557488450760586985680498956098756087056897965875087095895 sickles and 69 knuts.
"holy moly im rich!" "wood you like ta put dat all in a anotther vault?" inquired gripphook. "FUCK YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"