Little Gangs (Crossover of pretty much everything)

by InsanityTabbs

The saga concludes. The Gods are angry. The absence of the embodiments of wholesomeness and toxicity has led to an imbalance internet, which has descended into a constant state of chaos. It is up to a bunch of unlikely individuals from opposing sides to stop the emerging gangland wars from spiraling into something that the internet cannot recover from.

7. Entry Number 320

This report is being recorded in relation to Subject #73VAG's behavioral test. The performance of today's behavioral test was the best out of all the subjects until now. #73VAG followed all instructions precisely. Best marks in all categories so far. He is slowly becoming a prime example of what I am trying to create out of these subjects. However... he is obedient to formulas and is efficient almost to a fault. He is too reliant on the instructions and rules laid out in front of him. He lacks certain psychological nuances that are needed to become the final product of this experiment. If I have five of this particular subject, the surveillance, and supervision needed so that they do not stray would be too much... Only Subject #F9A602 seems to have the personality of the envisioned product. Although they are not particularly efficient in the tests.

I am nearing the destination but there are so many roads left to go through. I knew that letting the programs branch out their behaviors would be a huge threat to the efficiency of the experiment. Even now, I'm not editing the programs as much as I did at the beginning of the experiment. I'm just doing it so that the subjects don't get out of control. But too many variables are getting in the way of the experiment becoming a success. Behaviors are branching out in ways I never expected, particularly from #M260 and #0034 who are refusing to comply with my instructions. Attempted breakouts of containment, notably from #u0n. But this web of stray bits of information needs these helpers... these pillars of culture... for the internet to truly flourish. To truly help the users of this new world adapt. I know I have gone too far down this pathway to veer into the other option. Total utter control. Perhaps I can reset their memories and do this whole experiment again with stricter conditions. But that would mean losing so much progress at a tap of a button. The prospect scares me.

In conclusion, the experiment is seeing small successes but they do not slow the unraveling of the mind.