DISCLAIMER
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB POSTING
This is merely a daydream of mine that I submitted on my midterm exam as an answer to the question:
"Pretend you are an interviewer. What additional skills and/or attributes would you be looking for post COVID? What are some additional questions you would ask? (The job you are hiring for does not matter, I am looking for the additional questions you would ask post-COVID for any position you are hiring for)."
Apparently, my instructor finds it funny, quote:
"Haha, this is a good answer. I really enjoyed the answer. Add this to your profile somewhere online and it could be used as part of your creative side."
Thus, here is me, posting my creative side on my profile somewhere online. He gave me full marks for it, BTW, despite making a sample job posting out of it instead of an essay. I hope you'll find it as amusing as he did. I sure did have fun making it.
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB POSTING
I repeat,
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB POSTING
-.-zzz
For the position of Personal Shopper of Fandom Novelties.
Job Description
Two positions are available. Part-time, results-based, and work-from-home. Looking for a personal shopper for a fandom geek. Open-working time. Temporary, but permanency is negotiable. Requires traveling, with a stipend.
Job Objectives
To find and shop Fandom Novelties for an expanding collection in Harry Potter, to personally verify the authenticity and quality of merchandise, to deliver and/or hold the merchandise, and to book and be on the lookout for fandom-related events.
Qualification
Applicants must be preferably a geek towards Harry Potter, age 14+ (per Ontario legal working age) with written and verbal consent from a legal parent/guardian for minors, can read and write, legally able to work per Canadian law, and have never been incriminated or accused of estafa, any forms of theft, online scamming, and any other similar crimes.
Skills
Applicants should are required to be good at researching and fact-checking, resourceful, has attention to detail, tech-savvy, has good oral, written and electronic communication skills, and flexible.
Job Perks
Approved applicants shall be compensated monetarily for every item purchased and delivered and for every specific number of items bought and delivered in an open timeline (i.e.: For every 10 items delivered), with bonuses during holidays and birthdays. Open-schedule, you can do this during your downtime, any time of the day. Primarily remote. Traveling may be needed with a stipend and/or travel cost refund. An entitlement to ONE (1) event ticket per every booked event would be given, minors are non-applicable without parent/guardian escorts living in the same abode with written and verbal consent from legal parent/guardian.
-.-zzz
AUTHOR'S NOTE
For reiteration:
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB POSTING
THIS IS MERELY A FANTASY JOB. I'm broke, I can't employ any of you.
This chapter is merely something I came up with during exams that I wanted to share with all of you. I obviously deleted some parts that may be considered a list and the job questions part as they are numbered.
I don't have a Tumblr or Reddit, that's why I posted it here. I may need recommendations on where I need to post the entire exam answer.
Do check out some of my library readings for other AWESOME stories. I will update my bio accordingly for any reasons that would impede or progress my writing magic.
Til we meet again in the next chapter or story.
TragicErato