Tikki: Well, simmer down! A hot head isn't going to get you anywhere!
Marinette: It's hard to keep my cool. Especially in school. Oh my gosh! Sabrina! The project! (She checks her cellphone, and sees a lot of missed calls from Sabrina)
"Damn that's a lot of messages Sabrina." Max said to her girlfriend
"Well, I wanted to hang out with my new best friend." Sabrina said sheepishly
Tikki: Uh-oh... Looks like you got yourself a new BFF!
(Suddenly, Tikki sees someone in the window, and she hides. The one in the window is the Evillustrator, erasing the window pane.)
Marinette: It's you! From the library! What are you doing here?
Evillustrator: I just wanted to see you.
Marinette: Okay... But why did you attack Chloé?
Evillustrator: 'Cause Chloé is cruel and selfish!
Marinette: Can't argue with that... Are you going to hurt me?
Evillustrator: You? You're Marinette! You're beautiful and sweet and... you're perfect and I could never hurt you!
"True that"! Everyone who had crush shouted making Marinette blush
"Thanks guys"! Marinette shouted out
Marinette: Wow...that's, uh... very, umm...flattering! Uh, thank you?
Evillustrator: So, I just came by to ask you, it, uh, well, it's my birthday today, and, uh, would you wanna come to my party?
Marinette: Oh, umm... Actually, it's not really the best night. See, I got a presentation to work on, and...I have to call my friend, so we can meet and...
Evillustrator: Oh please, Marinette! It'll just be you and me. (draws an invitation and gives it to her)
Marinette: Oh my gosh! That's...me!
Evillustrator: You like it?
Marinette: I...love it! So much that I will absolutely be at your party. On one condition.
Evillustrator: Anything for you, Marinette.
Marinette: You can't hurt Chloé anymore. I simply cannot bear violence.
Evillustrator: For you and only you. Meet you on the left bank, next to Notre-Dame, at sunset! (draws a rocketpack, and flies away)
Marinette: Ahh...
Tikki: What are you thinking, Marinette?
Marinette: I'm thinking poor Nathaniel's got a crush on me. And his alter ego, the Evillustrator's gonna get crushed by Ladybug!
Tikki: Yes, but... how exactly is Ladybug going to crush this crush when...you're going on a date with as Marinette?
Marinette: Oh, maybe some cool cat needs to crash the party.
"You think I'm a cool cat do you ya." Adrien flirted with Marinette
"No." Marinette denied
"Don't lie, Marinette you always cosplay as Chat Noir and you wear merch that has cats on it and you always look up puns to laugh at." Tikki said
"Don't tell them my secret, Tikki." Marinette said in shock
"So as Ladybug, you can't stand my puns but as Marinette you love them why is that? Adrien" asked
"As Ladybug all I think about is saving Paris, while as Marinette I don't have to worry about Paris anymore and I can laugh and blush whenever Chat makes puns and flirts and if I did that as Ladybug the akumatized villain would've got our Miraculous and Hawk Moth would've won." Marinette said
Scene: The hotel.
Chloé: Ohhh... Sabrina is so selfish! Making me do this project by myself?! Ugh, my brain hurts... Huh? Hey! Cat Noir, Are you any good at particle physics?
Cat Noir: Oh, this cat's got particle physics in the bag.
Chloé: Ah! Great! (pulls his arm) Sit, kitty! (gives him the project) Now, make it sound purr-fect for my presentation. See what I did? I made a cat joke! Ah! I can be funny.
"Wow, no wonder Chloe doesn't know anything she always lets me do all of her work while she does something else." Sabrina said
"Who needs all of that crap, I'm going to be the mayor of this city and I don't need education because I'm going to be rich and powerful." Chloe snide
"It seems like the city going to fail with you in charge." Marinette said
"Fuck you, Marinette I'll show you in the future." Chloe said
Cat Noir: (sarcastically) Yeah, hilarious. (his staff rings, he answers it) You can't just fly out of here and then decide to make cat calls, Ladybug!
Ladybug: (from phone) I'm sorry, that wasn't cool. But you can leave Chloé. I need you to protect this girl instead. Her name is Marinette. Really cute, isn't she? The Evillustrator is in love with her, and promised not to harm Chloé as long as Marinette comes to his birthday party.
"Calling yourself cute to a superhero how despite are you for love Marinette." Lila snide to her enemy
"I wasn't despite I was just saving him from Chloe and calling myself cute would make him come to me faster." Marinette said
(Chloé dings Cat Noir's bell by telling him to do the project but he shoves her away while he is talking to Ladybug on his staff)
Ladybug: While he's distracted, I want you to take him down.
Cat Noir: What about you?
Ladybug: I'm going on... a very important secret mission. I'll catch up with you later. Can you handle this alone?
"Why didn't you say what you were actually going to do"? Nino asked
"What was I going to say that I'm going on a date in my civilian form and I won't be helping for couple of minutes, Chat would forget all about protecting me he would go and hunt down Ladybug and disrupt her date to overcome his jealousy." Marinette said
"I wouldn't do that. Adrien said then he saw looking at him. Okay maybe I will." Adrien said and everyone laughed
"But let me tell ya you'll see something funny." Marinette said
Cat Noir: Ha! Please! It'll be a cinch! (closes the phone, and says to Chloé) You're out of danger, uh, so I'll see ya! Later! (jumps away)
Chloé: Later?! What about my presentation?! Ughhhh!
"Burn it, that's what I would do and say it got burned while I was staying at someone's house." Lila whispered in Chloe's ear
Scene: Dupain-Cheng house. Sabrina arrives at the front door.
Marinette: Oh! Sabrina! You scared me.
Sabrina: Sorry...I was just waiting for you. Did you get my messages?
Marinette: Yes! Yes I did! And I was totally gonna call you.
Sabrina: You were? I knew you would! Eventually. And so? I did your geography homework! (hands homework to Marinette)
"Thanks Sabrina, but no." Marinette said
Marinette: (steps back) Whoa! You didn't have to do that.
Sabrina: Well, since you're my new best friend, it's the least I can do.
Marinette: Thanks, but I just can't.
Sabrina: Really?
Marinette: Oh, okay, but just this once. (takes homework)
Sabrina: Great! So, you wanna work on the physics project tonight?
Marinette: Uhhh, I'm so sorry Sabrina, I've got something really important that I have to do.
Sabrina: Something really important? Really? That's fascinating. Oh, you know who else uses that excuse all the time, don't you?
Marinette: Um, no?
Sabrina: Chloé! I'm beginning to see how similar you two are! I bet you'd expect me to do all the work like she did, right?
"Do I look like a Chloe"? Marinette asked
"Nope you don't look like her." Adrien said
"Yeah, you 100% everything better than her." Alya said
"Thanks, you two." Marinette said
Marinette: No! I don't! Really! It's just that-
Sabrina: (grabs homework) I can't believe I did your geography homework for you...
(Suddenly, Cat Noir appears)
Cat Noir: Whoo-hoo! I thought I was going to have to save you from that girl's claws. Get it? Claws? Hey, I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Cat Noir.
"That is 100% flirting." Max said
"Yes, he only flirts with me as Ladybug and Marinette and it always make my heart skip a beat." Marinette said
"Then why do you push me away"? Adrien asked
"It's called getting hard to get." Marinette said as she snuggled in Adrien's chest
"Dude, didn't your father teach you that females are mysterious and they need you to know what they thinking about and they always get mad at you and you don't know what you did wrong to make them mad." Nino said
"Because Nino we remember everything you guys did." Alya said
Marinette: Uh, yeah... I know! You kinda save the day all the time and stuff...I'm Marinette! So... What are you doing here?
Cat Noir: Well, that birthday boy date of yours is bad news. But don't worry. You'll be safe with me.
Marinette: That puts my mind at ease.
Cat Noir: But I am going to need a little help. Care to assist a superhero?
Marinette: (turns around, making faces) What about Ladybug? Aren't you a duo?
"You mocking me"! Adrien shouted in shock
"You were flirting and flexing behind my back." Marinette said
"So, let's call it even." Adrien said putting his fist up
"Yeah, we should." Marinette said and they both pounded their fists together
"Pound it." Marinette and Adrien said together.
Cat Noir: She's busy with something tonight, so...You get to be my Ladybug.
"Ironic. Alya said laughing with everyone else"
Marinette: (stops and turns back around) Me and Cat Noir? Fighting crime together? Amaazing! What do I do?
Cat Noir: Just get that drawing pencil away from it, little lady. I'll take care of the rest. (jumps away)
Marinette: (giggles)
Scene: The Seine, near Notre Dame, at night. The Evillustrator is preparing everything for his birthday date.
"Now I know what Miraculous is suited for you Nath." Marinette said
"What one Marinette"? Nath asked
"There is one kwami that have the same power as your supervillain form and that is the Goat Ziggy." Marinette said
"What is the Goat Miraculous power"? Nath asked
"You'll see in the future." Gary said after waking up
"How far in the future"? Alya asked
"You guys came here after styled queen was akumatized and Chloe will get akumatized in a couple of weeks or possibly months." Gary said
"Again, I'm sick of her getting Akumatized almost as much as Mr. Pigeon." Marinette said
Hawk Moth: That is a lovely little scene you're setting. But I don't want you to get distracted, boy.
Evillustrator: But I just want Marinette to love me.
Hawk Moth: And I want the Miraculous. So get it! Or else.
(The Evillustrators hand is paralyzed)
"Hawk Moth you bastard don't hurt my boyfriend"! Marc shouted at the screen and Nath kissed blushed and kissed him on the cheek.
Evillustrator: Okay, I will, I will!
(Suddenly, Marinette arrives)
Marinette: Happy birthday.
Evillustrator: Marinette!
(Marinette and the Evillustrator stroll by)
Evillustrator: Thank you for accepting my invitation.
Marinette: Wow, it's so beautiful.
Evillustrator: You like it? Well hold on, 'cause I'm just getting started.
(He is about to draw something, but dark clouds appear, clouding the moon)
Evillustrator: Grr! Come on, you've gotta be kidding!
Marinette: Huh?
Evillustrator: Uhh, sorry. I didn't mean to startle you. It's just... I can't draw properly in the dark.
Marinette: Hmm!
Evillustrator: (Draws a glowing moon) Voila!
(Marinette and the Evillustrator ride the boat, while the Evillustrator plays some music on his pad. Marinette notices Cat Noir leaping)
Marinette: (scoots closer) You're so talented! I just don't understand why you wanna use your power to hurt people.
Evillustrator: Not all people. Just Chloé. And I'm never doing that again. After all, you were true to your promise, so I'll be true to mine.
(Cat Noir sees them, and leaps directly to the boat)
Marinette: I...actually draw a little too, I'm not as good as you are, of course.
"Marinette have you seen your designs they are great." Marc said
"I was raised to be modest and in some Chinese cultures the parents can smack their children for lying and I been on the receiving of those smacks from my mum's side of the family for lying about that I can talk Chinese fluently." Marinette said
"Damn, that must be rough." Luka said
"Well, the Japanese culture are the same as well." Kagami said
"You guys have the worst cultures to be born apart of." Rose said
Evillustrator: I'm sure you're a wonderful artist.
Marinette: Well, can I draw you something special for your birthday?
(stops the music)
Evillustrator: That would be amazing.
(He notices Cat Noir)
Evillustrator: Marinette, give me my pencil back. I need to draw something, now!
Marinette: No, I'm keeping it! Cat Noir! Now! (Cat Noir's staff extends in front of the Evillustrator)
Evillustrator: Marinette! You're working with him? I'm so stupid... I actually thought you liked me! But you're really just like Chloé. Teasing me, mocking me, leading me on!
"Well, it won't be hard to tease and lead you guys on all I had to do is show little bit of my breast, my legs and bend down sexually and left my butt up and you guys will be wanting more and your penises wanting my body and knowing right now you guys got hard on's am I right." Marinette said and every boy nodded
"Gone on, Wank off in the toilets." Marinette said pointing to the toilet doors and every single boy went to the toilets.
"I don't need to wank off, you'll be doing it for me sugarplum." Adrien talked dirty in Marinette's ear and he pressed the private button and the white screen appeared around their chair.
"I hope this doesn't happen with every episode them having sex if they do, I might have to send them their bedroom and they can watch it in there and have sex whenever." Gary said
After 25 minutes the barrier came down and Marinette was smiling quite wide and Adrien was quite chilled
"Damn Girl, what did Adrien do to make you smile like that"? Alya asked
"Oh, that was the best sex ever I thought I seen how big it was but no, he rocked my world by going deeper than ever before and that was the greatest pleasure I have ever had". Marinette said happily
"Did you use protection you two." Tom said
Marinette and Adrien looked at each other and they were nervous.
"I'll take as a no then and by seeing your faces are nervousness." Tom said
"Sorry Dad/Tom." Marinette and Adrien said together
"Don't be sorry, I'm glad, I'm getting GRANDKIDS"! Tom shouted
In the next room with the cast of HTTYD they heard someone shout Grandkids
"Oh, Dad, I miss you so much." Hiccup said
"It seems like someone is excited for grandkids like Stoick was." Gobber said
"Let's hope whose ever dad that is they don't die before seeing their kid get married and their first grandkids." Hiccup said sadly
"Let's hope so." Astrid said
Back with the MLB cast.
Marinette: Come on! Seriously? Why is everybody comparing me to Chloé tonight?
(The Evillustrator kicks Cat Noir's staff, and it hits the pencil. He grabs it, and draws a transparent cube that falls and traps Cat Noir and Marinette)
Marinette: Dahh!
Evillustrator: And I'm taking back my promise! Chloé's gonna get a little lesson she'll never forget! (erases a hole in the boat, making it start to sink, and escapes)
Cat Noir: We've been penned in! Literally!
(Tikki sticks out of Marinette's purse; Marinette covers her with her hands.)
Marinette: Cat Noir, your stick! Like this! (indicates placing the stick against the ceiling of the cube) And extend it!
"Wow, Chat Noir is completely useless without Ladybug he didn't know how to get out of the box and Marinette has to show him how to use his stick." Ivan said and everyone agreed except for the two heroes
"Marinette, honey you don't agree with them do you." Adrien said
"You are a good hero Adrien but I have to agree with them why didn't you think of that idea"? Marinette asked
"I'm just used to you doing the thinking for the both of us while I distract the akuma." Adrien said
"Adrien if you stop the puns, jokes, flirting and the goofiness you would be a capable leader." Marinette said gently holding Adrien's hand
"Nah, I already tried being Ladybug and that was quite hard thinking of a plan with the lucky charm and I thought it was your power but no it's your brain that comes up with plans you may be smarter than Max and Sabrina." Adrien said
Cat Noir: Great thinking!
Marinette: Yeah...I'm a genius.
(Cat Noir extends his stick, lifting himself, Marinette and the cube into the air, and landing safely.)
Cat Noir: Gotta go. A superhero's work is never done. (starts counting on fingers) Damsels in distress, ladies in waiting... I've got a lot more saving to do. You can thank me later. (jumps away)
Marinette; Me? Thank him? Please! He should be thanking me. We'd still be trapped if I hadn't told him how to do his "job."
Tikki: Speaking of which...
Marinette: That boy's gonna need our help saving Chloé.
Scene: The hotel.
Chloé: (fake crying) Boo-hoo-hoo! I'm so sorry, miss, but after what happened at the library, I simply couldn't work on my project! It would've been too...traumatic! Just look what it's done to my...my...hair! (fake crying, then stops) Oh, please. Who's going to believe that?! Even a stupid hairdryer couldn't make me look bad.
(The door rumbles)
Chloé: Uh? Cat Noir? Is that you?
(It's the Evillustrator. She runs away in fear)
Chloé: Ahhhh! (hides under her bed)
Evillustrator: Chloé, where are you? Are you hiding? That is so cute. You're playing hide-and-seek. In the closet?!
(He starts erasing things in the closet, until he erases the bed Chloé is hidden under)
Chloé: Ahhhh!
Evillustrator: I win, Chloé! I found you!
Chloé: Ah! My Chenal dresses! My Touboulin heels! You're... you're a monster!
Evillustrator: You like to walk all over other people. But you don't like it when others trample on you! Do you, Chloé? Do you?! (draws a giant heeled shoe that chases Chloé)
Chloé: Ahhhhhh!
(Ladybug appears, and breaks the heel making the shoe disappear)
Chloé: Huh?
Evillustrator: Grr!
Ladybug: Oops! Broke your heel! Better watch your ankles.
"See Adrien that's how you pun, Marinette does it when it calls for it you do it at the wrong time." Alya said
"Don't hate me for being the pun master." Adrien said
(Cat Noir enters the room)
Cat Noir: Well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
Ladybug: No cat dragged me anywhere, Cat Noir. I flew in all on my own.
Cat Noir: So what was this secret mission?
Ladybug: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
Evillustrator: In the comics, this is what's known as the final showdown. The thing is, if you knew her, you wouldn't be breaking a sweat to save her skin! She's the real baddie!
Chloé: Oh! It's not true! Everybody adores me!
(The Evillustrator draws three boxing gloves, and fires them at each other person in the room)
Cat Noir: Look out! (gets knocked out by one of the gloves)
(Ladybug dodges a boxing glove, and then disintegrates another one with her yo-yo, saving Chloé. The Evillustrator draws a wall to protect himself from Ladybug. He then draws a buzzsaw, but Ladybug dodges it. The buzzsaw is about to hit Chloé, but Cat Noir stops it. He then splits his staff into two and throws them at the Evillustrator, but he dodges them. A half of the stick breaks a lamp, so the Evillustrator gets closer to another working lamp)
Ladybug: The light! Cat Noir! He can't draw in the dark!
Cat Noir: Got it! (he sees a light switch) Cataclysm! (he uses his Cataclysm to hit the light switch, but the Evillustrator erases it, and Cat Noir breaks the wall instead)
Evillustrator: Here you go, kitty. (draws a ball and chain) A little ball and chain to play with. (they appear on Cat Noir's ankle)
Cat Noir: Hey!
Evillustrator: Sadly, those who get in my way get erased. (erases a giant hole in the floor, and Cat Noir is about to fall into it. Ladybug tries not to fall)
Cat Noir: (his Miraculous beeps, showing one pad) No, no, no, no, no!
Hawk Moth: Cat Noir has a Miraculous! Take it! Take it now!
Evillustrator: Before you go, you have something I want.
Cat Noir: Ladybug! This cat doesn't have nine lives!
Ladybug: Lucky Charm! (Lucky Charm gives her a bouncy ball) A bouncy ball?
Evillustrator: Just try and stop me with that, little lady! (laughs)
Ladybug: (uses her thinking vision, and the lights and lamps glow) Gladly! (she throws the bouncy ball at the lamps, breaking them, and turning everything dark. She then drags the Evillustrator, making him fall. She grabs his pencil, and breaks it, releasing its akuma)
"What do you call this power Marinette"? Juleka asked
"It's not a power it's my thinking vision that helps me." Marinette said
Cat Noir: (his Miraculous beeps again) Hurry! (the ball and chain disappear, so he manages to get out of the hole)
Ladybug: No more evil-doing for you, little akuma! Time to de-evilize! (grabs the akuma with her yo-yo) Gotcha! (purifies and releases the akuma) Bye bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug! (she throws the Lucky Charm into the air, its energy repairing all the damage, and turning everything back to normal. The Evillustrator turns back into Nathaniel)
Nathaniel: Huh? Where am I?
Ladybug & Cat Noir: Pound it!
Hawk Moth: Noooo! The Miraculous was practically mine! And they will be. Once I have them all in my grasp, I shall rule the world! (window closes)
"Ha, yeah right, you'll never win." Marinette said
Scene: College.
Alya: What happened when Ladybug and Cat Noir arrived on the scene?
Chloé: Well, to be perfectly honest, they only made matters worse. They came barreling in, and started smashing things to bits, throwing plastic balls around my room!
Alya: Plastic balls?
Marinette: (giggles)
Sabrina: I hope you had a good time last night taking care of that important thing you had to do.
Marinette: I'm really sorry, Sabrina. But I can meet you in the library today and finally work on the project with you.
Sabrina: Too late. Chloé and I are doing the project together.
Marinette: You mean, you're doing the project?
Sabrina: Of course! After all she's been through...
Marinette: Ughhh... Nice new beret, by the way.
"You know Sabrina I can make a better beret and it would be really comfy for your head and if you want you can customize it with anything you want." Marinette said
"Thanks Marinette I'll think about it." Sabrina said
Sabrina: I know, right! Chloé lent it to me. She really is my BFF! Chloé! Your geography homework's ready!
Adrien: Hey!
Marinette: Wahhhh! (Tikki hides)
Adrien: I heard about your adventures with Cat Noir yesterday. Were you scared?
Marinette: Me, scared? Pfft, it was a dream. I mean, you're a dream. I mean, in your dreams! Huh? Oh, this is a nightmare...
Adrien: Okay... So, what do you think about Cat Noir? Was he awesome?
Marinette: I mean, sure! Yeah, but not as awesome as you, of course. Because, who could be? You're the most awesome of awesome.
Adrien: So, that's a yes? (the bell rings, and he pats Marinette on the shoulder. Marinette watches Adrien walk out she puts her hands onto her chest, she feels her heart skip a beat as Tikki came out)
Tikki: You do realize you just blabbered on to Adrien about how you think he's awesome, don't you?
Marinette: He touched my shoulder... I'll never wash my jacket again!
Tikki: Girl, you have got to get better control of your emotions.
(the endcard shows Nathaniel's sketch book with a new picture of Ladybug)
"That's the end of The Evillustrator and the next episode is, oh dear sorry Rose but it's your turn, it's Princess Fragrance." Gary said
"We all know who akumatized the sweetest girl ever." Marinette said and all the teenagers looked at Chloe
Chloe pointed the middle finger at them and everyone turned back around and the show started to play.