"Marinette I want to ask something"? Alya asked
"What is it Alya"? Marinette said confused
"Why do you never wear revealing clothes like since when did you have abs. Whenever we hug, I never feel you having muscles" Alya said in shock
"It's properly working in the bakery for years and being Ladybug also helped make them show and have you noticed I don't fully lean into the hug fully like my waist area is far from you." Marinette said
"Yeah, I do so you don't me feeling your muscles." Alya said
"Then why do you wear baggy clothes." Alix asked
"So, they cover up my muscles and scars I got from my fights against some akuma's I had to fight alone whenever Chat is not around and I don't have time getting back up heroes in case the akuma makes more damage to Paris." Marinette said
Ladybug: (gasps) Cat Noir!
Cat Noir: (his lips turn black) Ladybug, I—I... loathe you!
I meant to say I love you. Adrien said and he got a kiss from Marinette.
Is that a hickey and a love bite I see on your neck and stomach, Marinette. Juleka said
Yeah, don't you get them from Rose. Marinette said
Yeah, I do. Juleka said
"You know my heart broke after you said that and I tried to not cry after you said that." Marinette said
"I'm sorry Mlady it was Dark Cupid's doing." Adrien growled looking at Dark Cupid with a death stare and Dark Cupid got scared by the death stare.
Ladybug: Cat Noir, snap out of it!
Cat Noir: (squeezes Ladybug incredibly close to him) You're nothing Ladybug, and nothing to me! I hate you!
"Correction you mean everything to me and I love you." Adrien said and getting another kiss from Marinette
"And if you guys look you can see his nails were digging into my back and after I got of his grip and grabbled away, he scratched my back but I guess the suits repair themselves and not the skin." Marinette said rubbing her back
"I'm sorry Marinette." Adrien said with tears in his eyes.
"It's alright honey you were under Dark Cupid's control." Marinette giving Dark Cupid a very scary death glare and Dark Cupid hid to not see that again.
"What a chicken I fought Ladybug when I made her mad." Psycomedian said
"How are you still alive with that much anger she was carrying she should have gone into a murderous rage"? Sandboy said
"I don't know why didn't she got full psycho on me"? Psycomedian asked confused
(Ladybug jumps on Cat Noir's foot which made him feel pain on his foot and she uses his staff to launch herself into the air before grappling her yo-yo onto a street lamp and rolling into Le Grand Paris)
Chloé: Ladybug, it's about time, where have you been?
"Well let's see there's an active akuma and Chat Noir is under the akuma's control and I'm trying so hard not to cry after what Chat said to me." Marinette said
Scene: Walls of Le Grand Paris. Cat Noir meets Dark Cupid.
(Cat Noir is still holding on to his staff before he retracts his staff then he puts his staff on his back and he climbs up the wall where he meets face to face with Dark Cupid.)
"Damn dude even if you're under the akuma's control you look sexy with black lip stick." Nino said
"What can I say it's the model in me." Adrien said
Hawk Moth: (to Dark Cupid) Offer to help him in return for Ladybug's Miraculous.
Dark Cupid: (to Cat Noir) I can help you crush Ladybug, but you must give me her Miraculous in return. (Dark Cupid holds his hand out to Cat Noir.)
Cat Noir: No...problem. (Cat Noir cackles because he agrees to help Dark Cupid defeat Ladybug but Cat Noir must hand him Ladybug's Miraculous then Cat Noir holds his hand out to the villain.)
Hawk Moth: Yes. Yes! And once I have Ladybug's Miraculous, taking Cat Noir's will be child's play!
"Excuse me, child's play as if." Adrien said
Scene: Le Grand Paris. Chloé and Sabrina speak with Ladybug.
Ladybug: You gotta get out of here. Your friend Kim's turned into Dark Cupid and I don't know what he'll do if he finds you here.
Chloé: Moi? But how could he possibly have a vendetta against me?
"Who doesn't"! Everyone said at the same time as Ladybug
Ladybug: (aside) Who doesn't?
"Whoa we said at the same time as Ladybug." Alya said
Chloé: Duh! It's because of this. Everyone would love to get their hands on it.(zooms in on the poster of Adrien). That's Adrien, a super hot guy in my class. And rich, too! He's hot for me of course.
Ladybug (under her breath) Not according to the poem.
Sabrina: (she is pointing at the poster of Adrien) It's alive!
(The poster begins to seemingly walk into the Hotel and from behind it emerges Dark Cupid, he fires his arrows at Ladybug, Sabrina and Chloé and Ladybug deflects them with her yo-yo. She then grabs Chloé with her yo-yo and drags her onto the street.)
Chloé: Daddy!
Ladybug: Run, Chloé, run!
(Chloé begins to run, followed by Sabrina. Cat Noir drops down from above and stands in front of Ladybug.)
Cat Noir: Well, well, Ladybug.
Ladybug: I don't want to fight you, Cat Noir.
Cat Noir: Ugh, that friendliness. It's so revolting. You are definitely not my friend!
"Correction you are my friend, JUST A FRIEND." Adrien said and throwing Just a friend as joke
"You did not say what I think you said Adrien." Alya said
"What all I said she's just a girlfriend." Adrien said
"No, I defiantly heard it as well." Alix said
"Yeah, I did to." Everyone said
"You better run Adrien because they going to hunt you down." Marinette said seeing Kagami with her saber
Adrien saw all the girls coming except for Lila and Chloe and he quickly ran out of the room with the girls chasing after him.
After 2 hours couple of girls came back in with happy smiles on their face and the sat back down with the dragons or are sleeping
"What happened"? Marinette asked
"Your friends are beating him up right now while the other girls watch." Random girl said
30 minutes later all the girls walked in and the sat down.
"Where's Adrien"? Marinette asked
"He's in the medical room getting treated." Alya said
5 hours later Adrien walked in
"I see the blind boy finally healed." Alix said
"I'm sorry Milady for calling you just a friend." Adrien said
"It's alright Kitty I'll get you back soon." Marinette said
(Cat Noir leaps into the air and swings his staff directly at Ladybug. She dodges it and jumps up onto the roof to run away, and Cat Noir pursues her. Ladybug uses her yo-yo to grab Cat Noir's staff, and pulls him towards her)
Ladybug: Why are you so full of hate, Cat Noir?!
Cat Noir: Because hate conquers all!
Ladybug: I hate to burst your bubble, but hate doesn't conquer all. Love does! (Then she remembers what Miss Bustier and Rose said earlier about love)
Miss Bustier (in flashback): The prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess.
Rose (in flashback): Only love can conquer hate!
"So, my lession in class helped you against this akuma." Miss Bustier said
"Yes Miss, learning at school helps me become a better Ladybug and hero." Marinette said
Cat Noir: You're just buying time! Fight!
Ladybug: I'll do better than that.
Cat Noir Huh?
Ladybug: Come on, kitty kitty, just a peck... (she tries to kiss him, but she missed) Almost!
Everyone except for Adrien who blushed in embarrassment laughed at how Ladybug is chasing Chat Noir and trying to kiss him.
Cat Noir: (He yells) Get back, you savage!
(Cat Noir begins running away from her)
Ladybug: Here, kitty kitty kitty! Come here!
(She is running after Cat Noir so she can kiss him)
Everyone laughed harder at Chat running away from Ladybug with Marinette being the hardest and Adrien blushed harder.
Scene: The street. Chloé runs away from Dark Cupid.
Dark Cupid: (he is laughing) You can't outrun me, Chloé!
(She is trying to outrun Dark Cupid but she trips over a flower stand and falls near several civilians.)
Chloé: Help!
(The civilians see Dark Cupid but they run away while they are screaming and Chloé also sees him)
Dark Cupid: Happy Valentine's Day, Chloé. Now you'll get what you deserve.
Chloé: My hair! There is nothing worse in this world than a bad hair day! First, Ladybug wrinkles my new jacket, second, you totally ruined my hair! Just go ahead and just change me already! This day can't get any worse...
Dark Cupid: I don't need to waste this arrow on you. Your heart is so dark and shriveled, there's no room for love. (he laughs while he is flying away)
"That was the biggest burn on Chloe ever." Alix said and everyone laughed
Chloé: Ugh! How dare you talk to me like that? (she bumps into Sabrina) Huh? Why are you just standing there? Help me up!
(Chloé wants Sabrina to help her up but she doesn't move. It is revealed that her lips have turned black.)
Sabrina: Ha! You think I'd help someone as stuck up as you? (takes an embarrassing picture of Chloé with her cellphone) Wait till everyone gets a load of this! (she cackles while she runs away)
Chloé: Ughhh...
Scene: Cat Noir is still being chased by Ladybug and finally, she catches up to him.
(Ladybug ties Cat Noir's leg with her yo-yo and he drops his staff then she ties him to a lamppost. She suspends herself from the top of the lamppost and she is leaning closer to Cat Noir so she can kiss him while she is hanging upside down.)
"You're going to do a spider-man kiss are you Marinette." Max said
"Yep, but Chat Noir was so difficult trying to kiss that Dark Cupid interrupt us." Marinette said
"Fuck you Shadow Moth I wanted Ladybug to kiss me"! Adrien shouted angrily
Cat Noir: No, no! (Cat Noir doesn't want to be kissed by Ladybug so he dodges the kiss from her)
Ladybug: Don't worry, I'm not looking forward to it either. (then she tries to kiss him again, but she missed so she holds his nose to prevent him from dodging a kiss from her) I can't believe I'm doing this.
(She tries to kiss him again and Cat Noir whimpers but an arrow appears between them and that is shot by Dark Cupid. But as he shoots more arrows to let Ladybug's lips turns black in order to let her quits kissing Cat noir, She dodges them and Cat Noir is free from the lamppost thanks to Dark Cupid and Cat Noir picks up his staff and he puts it on the back of his suit then he joins Dark Cupid while Ladybug hides behind a tree.)
"I was so close kissing Chat Noir, if Dark Cupid didn't attack for another 55 seconds, I would have gotten him back under my control." Marinette said
Cat Noir: How you gonna fight both of us now, bug eyes? (Cat Noir and Dark Cupid fist bump each other) Cataclysm!
(Then Cat Noir activates Cataclysm)
Cat Noir: I've often wondered what would happen if I use my Cataclysm on someone.
("You don't want to know.") Gary thought remembering Destruction
"Well, there was when Sabrina was akumatized as Miraculer and I got catalysmed in the ribs that hurt so much." Adrien said
"I was so worried for you when you were injured but at least I healed you with my Miraculous Ladybug cure." Marinette said
Ladybug: Lucky Charm! (A candy apple appears) A candy apple? What am I supposed to do with this? Think, Ladybug...
"A candy apple"? Everyone asked confused except for Marinette
"What are you going to with that Marinette"? Sabrina asked
"You'll see." Marinette said pointing at the screen and she smiled at how they confused as she is when gets her Lucky Charm.
(She looks around and she spots the fountain, Cat Noir's ring and Dark Cupid's brooch)
Ladybug: Hey! I've got a Valentine's gift for you! (she comes out of her hiding place)
(Cat Noir and Dark Cupid are going to attack Ladybug together. Dark Cupid shoots arrows at her and she deflects them with her yo-yo. Cat Noir is about to use his Cataclysm on her but she avoids it and she grabs him by his belt so she jumps on him by jumping onto the statue and she throws the candy apple at Dark Cupid's head but he removes it.)
Ladybug: Looks like you got yourself in a sticky situation!
(Dark Cupid removes the candy apple from and he tries to shoot an arrow at her but his hand is stuck to the bow)
"So, you used the candy apple to make Dark Cupid's hands and he won't fire any of his arrows." Luka said
"Yep, remove one problem while I focus on the Chat who needs a kiss urgently." Marinette said
Dark Cupid: Ladybug! (He yelled at Ladybug and he is also angry at her)
Ladybug: And now, for the pussy-cat! (Cat Noir stands up then he yells and he continues to fight Ladybug by chasing her until he sits on top of her)
(Then Dark Cupid tells Cat Noir to take Ladybug's Miraculous from her and he obeys Dark Cupid's orders while he washes his hands at the fountain.)
Dark Cupid: Cat Noir, her Miraculous!
Cat Noir: With pleasure! Finally, I'll find out who you are, Ladybug! Your little secret will be out of the bag! (He still is sitting on top of Ladybug so he can reveal her secret identity to him and Dark Cupid)
(Before Cat Noir find out who Ladybug really is, she grabs his face and she kisses him to break the spell and he stops taking Ladybug's Miraculous and the kiss is preventing him from finding out her secret identity)
"CURSE YOU SHADOW MOTH! THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS EVER AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT." Adrien shouted and everyone until they all calmed down
"Ladybug initiate the kiss first so that means Ladybug's the one who started Ladynoir first." Alya said
"No, I didn't start that ship." Marinette said
"Don't denied it Marinette you started the Ladynoir craze." Rose said
"Okay fine I started the Ladynoir ship craze." Marinette said
"Isn't your superhero name with the cat Miraculous Lady Noire." Adrien said
"No, it's not." Marinette denied
"We going to see it Marinette." Kim said
Cat Noir: Huh? (He gasps) What am I doing here? (He doesn't remember what happened to him.)
(Ladybug grabs his hand and she carries him.)
"You don't remember anything." Kagami asked
"No." Adrien said
Ladybug: No time! The quiver pin, Cat Noir! Now! (She throws Cat Noir but he screams and he lands on top of Dark Cupid and she tells Cat Noir to take villain's quiver pin from him.) Grab it! Grab the pin!
Dark Cupid: No!
Cat Noir: Sorry, need that. (Cat Noir destroys the sash with Cataclysm) Happy Valentine's Day! (Cat Noir tells Dark Cupid, Happy Valentine's Day while he throws the quiver pin to Ladybug)
Ladybug: Awww, you shouldn't have... (she drops the quiver pin) Whoops! (she stomps on the pin to release the akuma) No more evil-doing for you, little akuma. Time to de-evilize! (she catches the akuma with her yo-yo) Gotcha! (She releases the akuma to turn it back to a normal butterfly) Bye bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug! (she throws the Lucky Charm into the air and its energy restoring everything back to normal)
"POUND IT"! Marinette and Adrien said together and they both kissed each
"How come you guys didn't do it with the other episodes"? Alya asked
"We weren't ready." Marinette said
Alya: (she is about to cut a picture of her and Marinette in half) What the heck am I doing?
"Thank God for your timing Marinette that was my favorite photo of us." Alya said
"You're welcome Alya." Marinette said
("I need to get my hands on that photo and destroy it and it will end their friendship.") Lila thought evilly
Chloé: (to Sabrina) What the heck are you doing?!
Sabrina: (she is scribbling on Adrien's portrait) I have no idea!
"Ha Karma." Alix said
Chloé & Sabrina (both sobs in despair)
Kim: (he transforms back to his normal self) Huh?
Ladybug & Cat Noir: Pound it!
Ladybug: (her Miraculous beeps) Oops!
Cat Noir: Wait, Ladybug! I gotta tell you something.
Ladybug: Look, the kiss... I had to break the spell, or...
Cat Noir: Kiss? What kiss? No, I just wanted to say... (his Miraculous also beeps)
Ladybug: Look out, Cat Noir, your ring is flashing!
Cat Noir: Uhh... yours too!
Ladybug: (she laughs) We're about to turn into pumpkins, and personally, I'd rather not see that. (Both Ladybug and Cat Noir run away in opposite directions)
Hawk Moth: Grrr... blasted Ladybug! Blasted Valentine's Day! (his window closes)
"Well Ladybug's do bring luck and love so next valentine's day I'm going to set up a kissing booth and let people kiss Ladybug who are single." Marinette said
"You should do that Marinette and raise money for a charity." Rose said
"I should but every hero will be doing it and the Paris citizen will see the heroes helping the city doing good." Marinette said
"When you say every hero does that mean Queen Bee will be coming back." Chloe said getting her hopes up
"No Vesperia will be the new bee hero." Marinette said
"Fuck you Marinette." Chloe said
Scene: The Place des Vosges. The postman arrives, and opens the mailbox, full of letters.
Tikki: Hey, there's your chance to get your card back!
Marinette: That was before...
Tikki: Before what? Tell me!
Marinette: I realized that even with all this hate everywhere, love still wins. But if I wanna win over Adrien, he needs to know the truth about how I feel.
"And he now knows that you love him Marinette." Mylene said
"Yeah, how long will we be hearing "Just a friend" in every episode." Alya said quoting the famous words from Adrien
"How long are you guys going to keep reminding me"? Adrien asked
"Until you get married." Alya said
Tikki: Ah! This is a big day!
Scene: Adrien's room. Plagg is talking about Cat Noir being rude to Ladybug.
Plagg: Hahaha! Can you believe all the horrible thoughtless things you said to Ladybug? (he eats his Camembert)
"Wait you remember everything I said about Ladybug, and you didn't tell me that Ladybug kissed me." Adrien said
"And hear you complain how Ladybug kissed you and you don't remember it, nah I prefer to eat cheese." Plagg said
Adrien: You think it's funny, huh? (Adrien is feeling down because his alter ego was being rude to Marinette's alter ego) Ugh!
Plagg: What's the big deal? You've got so many cards from all these lady fans of yours! Take your pick! (he chooses, between all the cards and he picked a heart-shaped one by tossing the card to Adrien while he is laying facing down on the bed while he is closing his eyes)
Adrien: (he sees the card and he is surprised that someone responded to his poem while he is sitting on his bed) Whoa, hold up! Someone answered my poem? But I threw it away! (he starts to read the poem) "Your hair shines like the sun, your eyes are gorgeous green, I look at you and wonder your innermost thoughts and dreams. Yes, your Valentine I will be, our love will be so true, together for eternity, my heart belongs to you." (he gasps)
"That's so romantic, Marinette." Rose said with happy tears in her eyes
"I know it was." Marinette said
Plagg: Aww, well, anyone who writes as sickeningly sweet as you must be your soulmate.
Adrien: It isn't signed... (A ladybug flies and lands on the card. He follows it to the window, and watches it fly away.) Could it have come from Ladybug?
"Yes, it was from Ladybug and I sent one of my Ladybugs to go and spy." Marinette said
"Is that one of your powers Marinette"? Marc asked
"I don't know if it is but if it is I'll be happy." Marinette said
Plagg: Oh, please.
Scene: Marinette's room. Marinette can't remember if she signed her letter.
Alya: What do you mean, you don't remember? Did you sign the card or not?
Marinette: I don't know! The ladybug came along while I was writing, then you were yapping about your blog, and then... It's all a blur!
"You distracted me talking about Ladybug and that made me not sign the card." Marinette said
"Tch, excuses." Alya said
Alya: (laughs) I don't believe you! The girl didn't even sign it! I love you and all, but sometimes you seriously bug! You know that, right?
"Alya threw a pun in about her alter ego." Mylene said
"You were so close Alya, so close." Marinette said
(Both of them laugh as a ladybug flies outside the house.)
"What's next"? Alya asked
"Mr. Pigeon is next." Gary said
"Is it the first time or the 72nd time." Marinette said
"Derby hat computation." Gary said
"ARRH, his first akuma." Marinette said
"Yes, let's get onto the show." Gary said