Scene: Miss Bustier's classroom. Mr. Damocles is addressing the class.
Mr. Damocles: You only have one day to work on your fashion piece, and it must be your own design. In ten hours your fittest presentation will be judged by none other than the great fashion designer Gabriel Agreste, the father of our very own student Adrien Agreste. In fact, Adrien will model the winning design in his next photoshoot. And now, to announce this year's theme: derby hats.
"Still not my hat of choice." Marinette said
"But you fixed my dad's hat." Mylene said
"Yeah, I did, but it was still hard." Marinette said
Marinette: Derby hats? (Chloé looks at them and makes a thumbs-down gesture.)
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont. Marinette paces in a hall, looking at her sketchbook and talking to Alya.
Marinette: Derby hat, derby hat, derby hat, derby hat...! I don't have any derby hat designs. I've got top hats, caps, even two-horned hats! Need a beret? I'm your girl. A sombrero? No problem-o. But a derby?! You know what? It won't even matter, 'cause I'll probably make a total fool of myself at the event, most likely trip over my stupid derby and collapse on Mr. Agreste; give him a full-blown concussion and Adrien will hate me! I'll never be a world-renowned fashion designer. MY LIFE IS OVER!
"Tripping over your hat and giving my father a concussion, you need to be more confident Mlady." Adrien said
"I use to be confident until Chloe and Sabrina shot down my confidence couple of years ago that's why I always have meltdowns and scared of confessing it was due to their torment that is why I was always picked on by them because they made meek and shy and I was so close to committing suicide." Marinette cried and everyone was shocked (except for Chloe and Lila who doesn't give a shit about Marinette) what Marinette was about to do and Sabrina hugged Marinette with tears in her eyes and everyone else hugged her.
"That's it when we leave, I'm sending my bitch of a daughter to boarding school and I can look after my other daughter who's so loving." Andre said
"Thanks daddy." Zoe said hugging her father
"Did anyone help you back then"? Alya asked
"Yeah, Socqueline helped me and we became friends and she looked like my cousin and she helped me against Chloe until she graduated and I haven't seen her since." Marinette said
"What if I told you she was here but I'll let you see her when she first appears so screen so people who see her." Gary said
"I can sit with her please"? Marinette asked
"How about I send you two to a private room so you both can have alone time." Gary said teleporting Marinette and Socqueline to Marinette's bedroom where Socqueline hugged Marinette and Marinette broke down in her arms.
"I'm sorry I wasn't here for you Marinette." Socqueline said to her best friend
"It's alright you were busy at your new school." Marinette said wiping her tears from her eyes
"Marinette don't shut out your emotions with me I'm your best friend and we like sisters." Socqueline said
Marinette told Socqueline everything since she left and after she was done, she cried again.
("Oh, Marinette I didn't know leaving you were rough on you don't worry I won't be leaving you ever again.") Socqueline said and she walked out of Marinette's bedroom seeing as Marinette has cried herself to sleep.
"How is she?" Gary said
"She cried herself to sleep and do you have a torture room so I can hurt them for hurting my best friend." Socqueline said
"Who would you like to torture?" Gary said creating a torture room in his iPad and the room was built.
"Chloe, Sabrina, and Lila." Socqueline said
"Okay." Gary said teleporting the away and also teleporting Socqueline to the torture room
Gary went back into the cinema room and they heard banging behind the barrier
"Oh no, Chat Blanc is hunting again." Lady Wifi said
"Well after what Marinette said, of course he would go hunting after they hurt his Mlady." Bubbler said
"Excuse me where is Sabrina, Chloe, Lila, and Marinette?" Rose asked
"Marinette is asleep after telling Socqueline everything and she cried herself to sleep and those 3 three are being tortured for hurting Marinette." Gary said
"Who was Socqueline if she was Marinette's first best friend then I'm glad Marinette had someone to talk and helped her with Chloe." Alya said after being jealous of Marinette's and Socqueline's friend ship
After 25 minutes Sabrina teleported back into her seat
"What happened in there Sabrina?" Max asked
"She did the same things we did to Marinette and let me tell you it was horrifying and learnt something about Lila." Sabrina said
"What is it, Sabrina? Alix asked
"Lila is a big liar and her hair is a wig it flew off after Socqueline shocked her." Sabrina said
"Are you sure Lila is a liar." Juleka asked
"Socqueline put us through a lie detector and let me tell you it shocks you really bad every time you lie and those two are lying so much." Sabrina said
"Let me show you." Gary said taking the episode down and bringing up the camera feed.
"Why did you guys' bully Marinette and don't lie to me." Socqueline said angrily
"She was easy pickings and she was almost better than me so I had to make her be beneath me." Chloe said
"I don't bully Marinette she bullies me." Lila lied then the machine shocked her and she screamed out in pain
"Just tell the truth Lila and the shocking will stop." Socqueline said
"Fuck you, Marinette wannabe." Lila growled at Socqueline
"Gary, can I help my cousin's friend." Bridgette said
"Sure, why not." Gary said teleporting Bridgette next to Socqueline
"Oh, look another Bitch who looks like Marinette." Lila said
"Well, what do you know you told the truth, so one more time, tell me why you bully Marinette." Socqueline said
"She's bitch and I fucking hate her, she has everything I want, Fame, Friends, Adrien, Connections to Celebrities and all the praise she gets that's why I'm trying to make her friends turn on her and get her kicked out of school so I can all of those things she has and Chloe and I was going to kill her and just say she committed suicide and we'll let them mourn for their friend then we'll help them achieve their goals by lying that I have all the connections to their famous celebrities and they will forget all about Marinette and they will be praising me instead." Lila said proudly with an evil smile and Chloe looked at her in shock
"I didn't want to kill Marinette; I just wanted her to be broken so she'll be easy to akumatize and beat the heroes and Shadow Moth to win." Chloe cried
"At least your honest." Bridgette said backhanding Chloe on the face
"So, I'm going to ask you this question, are you working for Shadow Moth?" Socqueline asked
"Yes, we working for Shadow Moth, I just wanted to be Queen Bee again and Shadow Moth promised me I would be Queen Bee again." Chloe cried
In the cinema room everyone gasped at what Chloe said
"What about you Lila why are you working for Shadow Moth?" Bridgette asked
"I wanted him to win and the heroes to lose and hearing that Shadow Moth does win meaning Ladybug got killed fighting against him or died fighting her partner." Lila said evilly
All of Marinette's friends cried thinking Marinette is going to die in the future when she fights against Shadow Moth or Adrien
"If that does happen and she fights against Adrien as Chat Noir she will be heartbroken and she won't be able to fight against him and Chat will kill her." Rose cried
"What will her last words be if it does happen?" Alix asked with tears in her
"She'll say I love you Adrien and I forgive you with a smile on her face and tears coming out of her eyes then she'll turn to dust leaving only her Miraculous and all of Paris will be sad to see Ladybug dying in front of them." Alya said crying harder after saying that
"No one will know who Ladybug was and Marinette will be missing." Mylene said
"Except Marinette told me her identity and I'll be more heart broken losing my best friend and my superhero best friend and I'll transform into Rena Rouge and recruit the heroes Marinette got and we will have to fight Shadow Moth and Chat Noir and I'll be the one fighting with grieve, anger, sadness and revenge and I'll be wanting to kill Chat Noir for killing my best friend." Alya cried
"What will happen after the fight?" Kim asked with tears in her eyes
"Shadow Moth will retreat seeing as he will be out numbered, but Chat Noir will stay and fight and I'll merge with the Ladybug Miraculous and become Rena bug and I'll use Lucky Charm and when we defeated Chat Noir, I'll take his Miraculous and I'll cast the cure but if it doesn't resurrect Ladybug/Marinette back then I'll have to tell who Ladybug is to the media and Paris will mourn for the greatest hero they have ever seen." Alya cried
"What if you're too late stopping Shadow Moth and he did his wish?" Nino asked
"Then I'll sit on the ground and cry my eyes out losing the greatest friend I ever had while holding onto the Fox Miraculous as the last gift she gave me and I'll transform and see if she left me a message." Alya said
"What would the message be?" Max asked
"Alya if you hearing this Chat Noir has betrayed all of us and if I don't make it out of this, I want you to be the new guardian I know you can do it I believe in you, I love you Alya you have been the greatest best friend a girl could ask for." Alya said and she ran out of the room towards Marinette's bedroom just to see if she's still there after thinking if it was real or if it will come true.
Alix looked around the room and saw her future self
"Future me does it happen; Marinette dies in the future?" Alix asked her future self
"You know I won't answer that question it would affect the future." Future Alix said
"So, she does die since you said it would affect the future." Rose said
They all heard a gasp and see Alya with her hand over her mouth with tears in her eyes
"So, what I said is right Marinette is going to die in the future." Alya said walking over to Future Alix
"She does dies in some of the Timelines but she always come back when I bring the past Marinette to fix it up." Future Alix said
"So, if Future Marinette dies you bring in the past Marinette to fight what killed her future self and that means your risking our best friend, what did Marinette see in you to wield the rabbit Miraculous you just abuse it to make Marinette have PTSD." Alya said
"Alya that's enough that's my future self you're talking to so she's been through it all." Alix said
"So, if I take the Miraculous of the Rabbit out of the miracle box and keep it hidden then that means you don't exist anymore and Marinette won't have PTSD or any nightmares of Chat Blanc ever again or I can lie to Marinette and say that Alix is working for Shadow Moth and her future self is just pretending to be nice to the heroes so when their guard is down, she would snatch their Miraculous and give to him." Alya said
"Alya, have you gone completely crazy that's our friend you're talking to." Mylene said
"I'm not completely crazy I'm looking out for my friend and knowing that Chloe and Lila have been making her life even worse I'm looking out for my best friend I have seen her at her worse, I seen her depressed over her secret I saw it in her eyes what she's been through it was breaking her and she could've not told me her secret but she did and I'm proud of her." Alya said
"Everyone shut up!" Adrien shouted
The girls stopped their arguing and shut their mouth hearing Adrien shout.
Thank you for shutting up you girls. Adrien said then Alya opened her mouth
"Oh, I'm not finishing talking, you are the worst Adrien you keep pestering Ladybug to go on a date and she keeps saying no and what do you do you throw temper tantrums that she doesn't accept your love, no wonder she doesn't want to reveal in case you would keep pestering her as Marinette, and every time a new hero comes you want to know their identities which would break the rules Marinette has set." Alya said
"She broke her own rules by reveling to you." Adrien said
"She was having really bad melt down she broke our friendship over this secret of hers because she thought having no friends equals no one she can lie to and she can keep this secret to herself." Alya said
"She should've told me instead I could have helped her." Adrien said
"With what, annoying her with your flirting and puns she would snap and tell you to get out and she'll be even more stressed and angry which would be perfect for Shadow Moth to akumatize her and we would have no Ladybug to save us from her reign of terror and we would have you who is useless and the only thing you can do is pun and flirt and not get any hero work done." Alya said
"So, you think I'm useless." Adrien said
"Yes, I do I have been watching secretly and I could tell the akuma attacks have been going longer and Marinette has been close to crying due to your incompetence." Alya said
"I HATE YOU ALYA CESIRE, YOU RUINED OUR PERFECT PARTNER SHIP LADYBUG HAD WITH ME KNOW SHE'S KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME." Adrien shouted and he slapped Alya just as Marinette walked into the room rubbing her eyes from her sleep
"Alya are you alright?" Marinette asked concerned for her best friend
"No, your boyfriend and partner slapped me your own best friend." Alya said holding her sore cheek
"Come on you can sit at the back with me, Stormfly come." Marinette said whistling for her dragon
"How do you do that Marinette?" Alya asked
"Don't say it Marinette, Alya in that story is not your friend and she believes Lila instead of you." Gary said
Alya walked over to Gary and got into his face. "You better make me Marinette's friend who knows all of her secrets and I don't believe Lila Rossi but my best friend and she takes her friends to be Vikings." Alya said grabbing Gary's shirt.
"Yes, I'll do that straight away." Gary sacredly said
"Thank you." Alya said sitting next to Marinette who was leaning on Stormfly
"We need Marinette to break her friendship with Alya she's keeping Marinette to herself and lying to her like Lila does but Alya is using their friendship because Marinette know Alya hates lying but Alya's doing right now and Marinette doesn't see it." Adrien said
"How are we going to do that?" Rose asked
"I can go back in time and grab my older self before you call me out." Future Alix said and she went into her pocket and she felt no Miraculous.
"My watch got stolen." Future Alix said and they all looked over to Alya who was waving the watch at them and she put it away.
"Damn she's got it know what are we going to do now." Juleka said
Alright everyone sits back down you all had a break and saw an argument happen but let's go back to the show but first. Gary said teleporting Sacqueline and Bridgette and they both sat next to each other and Lila and Chloe teleported to their seats but they were tied up and everyone gave them death glares.
Alya: All this over a derby hat? Let me see your sketchpad, girl. There must be something in here.
Marinette: Forget it, I'm a disaster zone. I'll probably mess everything up in the end. (Adrien walks over.)
Adrien: Wow, Alya, (Marinette panics and hides behind the bench) those are some awesome designs. I didn't know you had such mad skills.
Alya: Uh, thanks Adrien, but I can't take the credit. These sick designs belong to Marinette. (Marinette gives a weak, embarrassed wave.) Off the chain, right?
Adrien: You're super talented, Marinette. You seriously have a good chance of winning.
Marinette: Well, um, yeah! I... like- um, designs that- um, (Alya makes motions to Marinette, who tries to interpret them.) go... upwards? Um, while stopping... I mean, uh- uh, um, thanks?
Adrien: Sure, and uh- good luck. Maybe I'll be wearing your derby at father's next photoshoot. (Adrien leaves.)
Alya: Girl, you gotta get a grip next time. But did you hear? Adrien thinks you're good enough to win! (They cheer.)
Sabrina: Did you hear how impressed Adrien was with Marinette's desi-
Chloé: Of course I heard! Her? Win the contest? As if. When Adrien sees my design he'll convince his father to award me the winner. Hm!
"Chloe stealing Marinette's idea and yet she still lost the competition." Alix said
"She's Chloe and she's a dumb blond who uses me to do everything for her." Sabrina said
"Of course, she's dumb she lets people do her dirty work while she sits back and reaps the rewards." Rose said
Sabrina: I'm sure he will, Chloé. You're a born champion. Your design will blow everyone else's out of the water!
Chloé: Yeah, it will. As soon as I can get my hands on the sketchpad!
Alya: (back at the bench; checking her phone) Only have nine hours until show time.
Marinette: Yikes! I'm off to my secret garden of inspiration. I'll see you later. (She runs into a wall.) AH! I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay. (Marinette almost runs into another wall, then screams. Alya chuckles.)
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair. Hawk Moth talks to himself as his window opens.
"No one is even akumatized and Hawk Moth has his window open ready to akumatize someone." Marinette said
"He's stupid he keeps losing to a teenager superhero team." Alya said
"Yeah, he does, doesn't he." Marinette said and they both laugh
Hawk Moth: The time has come for us to find our next victim, my wicked little akumas. And to prey upon Ladybug and Cat Noir. Their Miraculouses must be mine!
"You won't be getting our miraculous, I'll give my life to stop you!" Marinette shouted
Alya looked away with tears in her eyes and Marinette saw she was crying so she hugged her from behind.
Don't worry Alya I won't leave. Marinette said
"Thanks, girl I don't know what I would do if I lost you." Alya said
"She's doing the same tricks as Lila to make Marinette believe her and she doesn't know it." Alix said
"Yeah, she does, I miss my Mlady." Adrien said looking at Marinette with sadness
Scene: Trocadéro. Marinette is trying to get inspired to draw some designs. She draws something and then rips the paper out.
"Why do you keep ripping them out?" Alya asked
"They weren't what I wanted to draw." Marinette said
Marinette: Geez, it's hard to be creative under pressure.
Tikki: Marinette, you save the world under pressure. I think designing a hat should be a piece of cake!
"Those Lucky Charms are quite stressful because if I get it wrong Shadow Moth would win." Marinette said
Marinette: Hm, a cake derby hat. Stylish and tasty. (They chuckle. Marinette keeps drawing new designs and ripping them out. After a while, she gets tired and looks up. A man walking like a bird sits down on a bench ahead of her. He takes out a brown paper bag and blows a bird call. A cluster of pigeons approaches. Marinette dodges one.)
"Marinette when we get home, we creating that cake derby hat and the customers are going to take a free taste and see if they like it." Tom said
"Yes, we should dad." Marinette said
"How did you know a bird was coming that made you to dodge, Marinette?" Aurore asked
"I heard its wings flapping so I leaned to the right and it flew past." Marinette said
Xavier: (throwing food for the pigeons) Well, happy day, happy day! Splendid is the afternoon day. Ah, Edgar, you fancy one. Fantastic, dazzling performance. (A police officer approaches him.)
Roger: Scram, you winged rats! How many times do you need to be told, Mr. Ramier? No! FEEDING! The pigeons! It's strictly forbidden. If everyone feeds them, they'll leave their waste everywhere!
"I did make a law not to feed the Pigeons in any tourist hot spots and you can only feed them in parks so Xavier you are breaking the law." Andre said
"Sorry, Mr. Mayor." Xavier and Mr. Pigeon said
Xavier: But, who's going to feed my poor pigeons?
Roger: All the park keepers know about you, Mr. Ramier. You're banned from every park in Paris. Leave now or I'll call the authorities. Oh, wait. I'm the authorities. GET OUT! (Mr. Ramier walks away sadly.)
Marinette: Sheesh, I almost feel sorry for that man.
Tikki: What a unique character! He was like, a human bird. All he needed was a feather jacket to complete the look.
Marinette: A feather jacket, hmm. Nice thinking, Tikki. (She starts drawing again.)
I would like to commission a feather jacket if you like, Marinette. Xavier said
"Let me see where I can fit you in." Marinette said getting her timetable and she saw that her Saturday was free. "I can see you on Saturday I'm free then." Marinette said
"That's okay I'll come in on Saturday." Xavier said
"Marinette I thought we were hanging out on Saturday." Alya said
"We still are, this will be a quick job." Marinette said side hugging Alya
Scene: Seine. Xavier sadly sits down on a bench.
Hawk Moth: Poor Mr. Ramier, (scene switches to Hawk Moth's lair with the window opening) the feeling of injustice, such easy prey for my akuma. (He takes a butterfly in his hand and converts it into an akuma.) Fly away, my little akuma, and evilize him! (The akuma flies to Mr. Ramier and infects his bird call.) Mr. Pigeon, I'm Hawk Moth. Neither this police officer, nor any other of the park keepers, should stop you from taking care of your friends. What would Paris be without pigeons? What would pigeons be without you?
(Xavier chuckles, and is transformed into Mr. Pigeon, who flaps his arms, makes pigeon noises, and runs off.)
The score board added a new name and point.
Chloe: 5
Kim, Alec, Roger: 1
(Cut to Chloé secretly watching Marinette as she is drawing. She signals Sabrina, who sneaks behind Marinette, to take a picture of the design from her sketchpad.)
Marinette: (sketching) Yes! (She holds up a drawing of her finished design, which Sabrina snaps a photo of.)
Tikki: Now that's a derby!
Marinette: Thanks, Tikki.
Sabrina: (showing the picture on her phone to Chloé) We're so awesome.
Chloé: (coldly) We? (Chloé snatches the phone.)
Sabrina: (with a small hurt look) Oh right, sorry! You're so awesome, Chloé. When are we- uh, you, going to make the hat?
Chloé: And ruin these nails? Of course not. Daddy'll pay someone to do it. (She walks off. Sabrina follows her.)
"No wonder they missed my signature they got someone else to do it and I thought Sabrina was smart to see it." Marinette said
"I was about to tell Chloe that but she just kept talking so I just shut up and listened instead." Sabrina said
Scene: Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie. Marinette is in her room, working on her hat.
"This is the very first time I seen you work, Marinette." Nino said
"She's been designing since she was 5 years old." Sabine said
"Yeah, the aprons and the clothes she wears and the bags she made herself." Sabine said
(When the hat is almost finished, Marinette seems to realize something is missing. She looks under her desk.)
Tikki: What are you looking for?
Marinette: A feather! I forgot to pick up a pigeon feather for the hat! It has to have a feather!
(Marinette runs back to the Trocadéro. The pigeons scatter, dropping feathers.)
Marinette: (picking up a feather) Yes!
(As she leaves, she accidentally runs into Roger.)
Marinette: Uh, sorry mister officer, sir. (She leaves.)
(As Roger walks away, a swarm of pigeons descends on him and attacks him. He cries out.)
Daddy! Sabrina cried seeing her father get swept away by Pigeons
It's alright Honey I was alright he didn't hurt me. Sabrina said
Scene: Streets of Paris. Marinette is on the bus, presumably returning home, but the bus is not moving.
Marinette: (impatiently) Come on! Can't we go any faster?
"I haven't seen you this mad before Marinette." Alya said
"I hate been mad it makes my stomach feel funny and I want to be sick." Marinette said
Bus driver: Sorry folks, we have a situation here. (Cars are being held up by a cluster of pigeons.) You'll need to get off the bus now.
Marinette: (startled by pigeons) Ah! Uh, this is weird.
(As Marinette gets off the bus, she sees the streets littered with pigeons. She walks down the street and sees a bunch of people gathered near a screen.)
Nadja: (from screen) Pigeons have taken over Paris. This is just one of the many alarming situations giving authorities cause for major concern. (She touches her earpiece.) Yes, I've just been told that someone named "Mr. Pigeon" is making an announcement.
Mr. Pigeon: (from screen) Oh, dreary day, poor Parisians. (pigeon noises) Sorry to ruffle your feathers, but Paris now belongs to the pigeons! Flap flap! (pigeon noises)
(Marinette runs down to a subway entrance to transform.)
Marinette: Paris needs us!
"I just need two weeks of a break from saving Paris but Shadow Moth won't let me catch a break and I'm so close to another mental break down that he would akumatize and I won't break out it." Marinette said
[Transformation Sequence]
Marinette: Tikki, spots on! Yeah! (Marinette transforms into Ladybug.)
Scene: Rooftops. Ladybug is jumping from roof to roof looking for Mr. Pigeon.
(Ladybug sees airplane shapes made out of pigeons flying through the sky.)
Ladybug: Now this is weirder than weird.
"Yes, it is weird seeing birds shaped planes that looked like war planes." Alya said
"Yeah, I want to know how many war veterans saw this and thought Paris was being invaded again or some had a heart attack after this." Marinette said
Cat Noir: (from a ledge above her) Birds of a feather, flock together. (sneezes and falls down to where Ladybug is) I'm allergic to feathers. (sneezes again)
"And Adrien sneezed when he put on the hat with the real feather and that didn't clue you in who Chat Noir was." Rose said
"I did, but something got rid of that idea." Marinette said
"The Miraculous properly did that." Alya said
Yeah your right. Marinette said
Ladybug: That's helpful.
Cat Noir: Tell me about it. (almost sneezes, but stops himself) These birds are only part of the problem. The park keepers in Paris are vanishing without a trace.
Ladybug: What? We have to track down Mr. Pigeon ASAP.
Cat Noir: Where are we gonna find him?
Ladybug: Hmm, I don't know where we can find him, but I do know where he can find us.
"Shit you guys are going to see Adrien goof off." Marinette said
Scene: Place des Vosges. Cat Noir is wearing a park ranger cap and pretending to be a park ranger, while Ladybug hides behind a tree nearby.
Cat Noir: (starts to whistle "La Marseillaise" and then starts to dance)
Ladybug: Act natural or he'll never show up!
"He was acting Natural and Mr. Pigeon fell for it." Marinette said
Cat Noir: What do you mean? I am acting natural. (A pigeon watches him and flies back to Mr. Pigeon.)
Mr. Pigeon: (to pigeon) Ladybug and Cat Noir? Job well done, buddy-boy. Pigeons will reign supreme! Power to the pigeons! (He jumps off his ledge, and the pigeons form a platform to carry him off.)
(Back in the park, Ladybug and Cat Noir are still waiting.)
"Told you Mr. Pigeon fell for it." Marinette said
"What an idiot." Alya said
"Yes, he is, he's at the top of number of times Paris has been akumatized." Marinette said
Another screen appeared next to the other score board.
Ivan/ Stoneheart: 2
Aurore/Stormy Weather: 1
Alya/Lady Wifi: 1
Nathaniel/The Evillustrator: 1
Rose/Princess Fragrance: 1
Kim/Dark Cupid: 1
Xavier/Mr. Pigeon: 1
"That's a lot of people who have been akumatized and some of them are from Chloe." Mylene said
Ladybug: Where is he? He should've been here by now.
(Pigeons start flying overhead. Cat Noir sneezes. A bunch of pigeons form a big ball and start carrying Cat Noir away.)
Ladybug: What the- (Ladybug runs after them.)
(The pigeons reach the roof of the Le Grand Paris hotel and drop Cat Noir off. Cat Noir sneezes again, and the pigeons look at him. Ladybug arrives.)
"Why did you go to my hotel?" Andre asked
"He was leading us to a trap." Marinette said
Cat Noir: Where's that bird-brain Mr. Pigeon?
Ladybug: He's gotta be here somewhere... (Mr. Pigeon is lifted by a swarm of pigeons behind them.)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) If you want to give Paris back to the pigeons for good, you must first rid the city of those two pests. (Mr. Pigeon sounds his bird call and the pigeons start to circle around Ladybug and Cat Noir.)
"He almost caused WW3 and yet he wants Paris to be covered in Pigeons, what sort of a madman is he?" Luka asked
"A crazy one he is." Marinette said
Ladybug: Call me crazy, but I feel like bird seed all of a sudden. (The pigeons form a shield to keep them in.)
Cat Noir: Got any bright ideas, bug?
Ladybug: You're the cat, don't you eat these things for breakfast? (A gigantic cage is brought down over them, imprisoning them) Look!
"I barely have breakfast at home I always sneak out and go to Marinette's place and order croissants and I eat them when I go to school." Adrien said
"I really hate your father dude." Nino said
"Yeah, me too." Adrien said
Mr. Pigeon: (bird noises) Turpy day. I'm so ruthless. (chuckles)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Excellent. Now take their Miraculous!
Mr. Pigeon: (bird noises) Your Miraculous. Give them to me or face the wrath of my feathered friends. (He sounds his bird call and some pigeons start banging on the top of the cage, while others turn around and point their behinds at Ladybug and Cat Noir.) Dada-dee, on the count of three, my beloved pigeons will commence fire. You can still say you're sorry skins by handing me your Miraculous. One, two...
"EEEEWWWWW!" Everyone shouted except for the villain's. Adrien and Marinette.
"What would happen if you did get shat on?" Mylene asked
"It would have stunk like hell." Marinette said
Ladybug: Cat Noir, the bars!
Cat Noir: Cataclysm!
(Cat Noir uses his Cataclysm to destroy the bars of the cage. Mr. Pigeon cowers back toward the edge of the rooftop while Ladybug and Cat Noir advance on him.)
Cat Noir: Well, well. Looks like the pigeon's really a chicken.
Mr. Pigeon: (bird noises) Me? I'm not flying away. I'm just killing two birds with one stone.
(He sounds his bird call and jumps over the edge of the roof. Some pigeons catch him, lift him back up and take him away.)
Mr. Pigeon: (bird noises) Merry Christmas!
"You fought this guy 72 guys and how have you not laughed while fighting him." Aurore said
"It was hard not to laugh but after we defeated him, we had a good laugh every time." Marinette said and Adrien nodded his head
"Well, we barely holding our laughs in." Sabrina said giving off a little giggle.
"Don't laugh Sabrina or else we all laugh Hehe." Random girl said but she giggled at the end and now everyone started laughing at how stupid Mr. Pigeon was except for Mr. Pigeon who sat with his arms crossed
(A group of pigeons dives towards Ladybug and Cat Noir, who run inside and close the door behind them to stop the pigeons. A bulge forms in the door as pigeons slam the door at them but Ladybug and Cat Noir fall down the stairs.)
"Who knew Pigeons were strong to make a dent in the door." Alya said
Ladybug and Cat Noir: Ah!
Mr. Pigeon: I'm not done with you yet!
(More bird noises. He rides his pigeons away. Ladybug and Cat Noir start running downstairs. Cat Noir's ring alarm sounds. He only has four minutes left.)
Cat Noir: I've gotta get out of here before my secret identity's revealed!
Ladybug: Yeah, you wouldn't want to let the cat out of the bag.
"Great Pun Marinette." Juleka said
"Thanks Jules." Marinette said
Cat Noir: Ha ha, very funny.
"And your puns are better." Kim said
"Of course, they are." Adrien said
"What did you see in him," Marinette? Alya asked
"His soft side is what I loved about him." Marinette said
"Well at least in the other universe you got someone who loves you for you." Alya said
"Yeah, I do." Marinette said
(Ladybug and Cat Noir make it to the first floor and start to head out the building. On their way out they see a crowd gathered on the entrance.)
André: Ladybug, Cat Noir! I'm in great danger- of losing big bucks if my guests leave Paris! You are going to get rid of those pigeons, aren't you? (Cat Noir's alarm sounds again and he's getting nervous.)
"Ah yes, the flying rodents are a big problem." Gary said
Cat Noir: (fidgeting) Of course we are, but before we do I have an urgent need.
André: An urgent need? I see, head to the royal suite. There's paper in there, but perhaps you would prefer... a litter tray?
"I'm not an actual cat." Adrien said
Marinette was about to get her phone out but Alya stopped her and shook her head and Marinette removed her hand
"Marinette was going to get her phone a see if you can turn into a cat but Alya stopped her." Alix said
"We need Marinette alone and I think we know someone who can help." Adrien said looking at Nino
Cat Noir: Uh...? Oh right, no need for litter. But, um, could I have some Camembert? (Mayor Bourgeois looks back at Ladybug. She shrugs.)
"I meet the little rascal and he's cute and he loves Camembert and I patted him on his head and he purred away under my touch." Marinette said
"Your touch was quite nice and gentle no wonder Tikki and the other kwamis are lucky they get to hang out you." Plagg said with jealousy in his voice
"Come here Plagg." Marinette holding her hand and Plagg landed on it and Marinette patted him and he purred quite loudly.
"You still my favorite reckless kwami." Marinette said patting Plagg under his chin
"Who's your second favorite?" Plagg asked
"Well, there are two and they are, Trixx and Xuppu those two always causing trouble and I have a feeling they corrupting the others as well to be just like them." Marinette said and Trixx laughed in Marinette's pause
"(No not Daizzi she's so cute and innocent to be corrupted by those two.)" Rose thought
"(Oh, Roaar you join in the fun won't you.)" Juleka said
"Who's your favorite Kwami, Marinette and don't say Tikki?" Alix asked
"Well, that's hard, they all my favorites." Marinette said
Scene: Royal suite. Cat Noir is being taken by Butler Jean.
Cat Noir: 'Scuse me, sorry. (He slams the door.) Emergency! (There's a knock on the door. Cat Noir opens it.)
Butler Jean: How do you like your Camembert?
Cat Noir: Runny! (He slams the door again. There's another knock and he opens it again. Jean is holding a plate.)
Butler Jean: Unpasteurized Camembert, matured for two years. (He hands Cat Noir a silver plate)
Cat Noir: Thanks!
"Fuck me that was quick." Max said
"Well, I do hire people who is quick, that's why my hotel is 5 stars." Andre said
(He slams the door again. His transformation runs out and Cat Noir turns back into Adrien. Plagg spirals out of the ring and lands on the bed)
"Damn that was smooth and sexy." Marinette said in a low voice
"Uh, Marinette did you forget what he did to me." Alya said
"Yeah, he slapped you." Marinette said
Adrien walked over to Nino and whispered in his ear and he got up and they both walked to where Alix and the girls were.
"What is this plan?" Nino asked
"We asking that Alix gets to kiss you on the lips and Alya sees Nino cheating on her, she runs and cries and we get to talk Marinette." Adrien said the plan
"What happens if Marinette runs after her?" Nino asked
"Didn't think about that, back to planning." Adrien said
Plagg: Oh the exhaustion! My poor aching body, I can't move a muscle!
Adrien: You wanna bet? (Adrien walks over to Plagg and he removes the cloche from the plate to reveal the Camembert.)
Plagg: (gasps) Ah, my gooeyness. (Plagg starts devouring the cheese.)
Adrien: Eat up buddy. Ladybug needs help.
Scene: Le Grand Paris Hotel. Ladybug steps out of the elevator into a dining hall with large glass windows.
Adrien wolf whistled at seeing our Marinette is walking.
"Why don't you walk like that, Mlady?" Adrien asked
"My Ladybug walk is signature to Ladybug that what makes her loved by all." Marinette said
"What by swinging your hips?" Tom asked
"That's what makes Ladybug a sex symbol." Marinette said
Ladybug: Great, I can get a much better view from up here. (She walks up to a window.) Odd, pigeons are flying in the same direction. Better go follow them. (The elevator dings. Cat Noir is inside.)
Cat Noir: Ready when you are, LB.
Ladybug: (entering) Let's go!
"That's what makes Chat Noir a great partner, his timing is everything." Marinette said
"HEHEHE, Alya thought Marinette calls me useless but she called me great, this is a great start." Adrien said to the girls and they nodded
Scene: The Grand Palais. Ladybug and Cat Noir follow the pigeons to a building. They look inside and see a big cage full of park keepers.
"Thank God, you were safe and not injured Daddy." Sabrina said
"Told you I was safe." Roger said ruffling Sabrina's hair and she laughed
Ladybug: So that's where Mr. Pigeon's keeping the park keepers he abducted.
Cat Noir: The Grand Palais. (He starts to sneeze; Ladybug stops him.) My pigeon radar is on high alert.
Ladybug: Either your radar is on the brink or Mr. Pigeon's left the park keepers unattended.
Cat Noir: Let's set the cat among the pigeons.
Ladybug: Hold up kitty, it's too easy. I've got a plan.
"When do you never have a plan?" Marc asked
"When I have no pan is when I'm stressed or panicking and that's when I make mistakes." Marinette said
"So, you're not perfect." Lila snidely said
"I never said I was perfect I'm only human and I make mistakes." Marinette said
"Yeah, like you Lila." Alya said
(They run around the outside. A pigeon flies into the building.)
Mr. Pigeon: Perfect timing, hootie ho! We're ready to greet them, aren't we? They're going to fall right into my trap. It won't be long before you get your Miraculous, friend.
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) I can't wait, my dear Pigeon.
(Cut to the roof. Ladybug and Cat Noir are running up on the roof of the building.)
Ladybug: If we can destroy that bird call, we'll be able to capture the akuma. Okay, you open the window, I'll grab him and yank him up onto the roof, then you snag his bird call away from him.
Cat Noir: Let's go, early bird gets the worm!
(Cat Noir opens a skylight on the roof, but a draft of feathers hits him and he sneezes, so when Ladybug throws her yo-yo, she misses Mr. Pigeon. He turns around.)
"Why did you bring him up, he sneezed making him ruining your plan?" Random Boy asked
"Like I tell you he's useless." Alya said
"What happened to you Alya you use to be nice." Mylene said
"What are you guys talking about she hasn't changed?" Marinette asked
"They talking crap Marinette." Alya said
Ladybug: So much for the element of surprise. (They jump inside to next to Mr. Pigeon, who jumps back and lets the pigeons carry him. They chase Mr. Pigeon until he sounds his bird call, and the pigeons form two spheres where his hands are.)
Mr. Pigeon: Deedly-dee dee, come closer, I have a bone to peck with you.
Cat Noir: I'd be honored. (Mr. Pigeon hits both Cat Noir and then Ladybug back towards the cage.)
Park keeper: Get us out of here, Ladybug!
Ladybug: Lucky Charm! (Ladybug's Lucky Charm superpower gives her a coin) A coin? What am I supposed to do with this? (Ladybug's thinking vision shows her a beam, a vending machine and the coin.)
"A coin?!" Everyone shouted confused
"What are you going do with that?" Max asked as he tried to think for a plan
"You'll see Max and is my Lucky Charms making you think for once." Marinette said with a smile loving how she gets to make Max think and everyone confused
"Yes, and I don't know how you do it every day." Max said
"Trust me Max it's harder than you think." Adrien said
Mr. Pigeon: You can't buy yourself out of here! (Mr. Pigeon throws a sphere of pigeons at them.)
(Ladybug starts running towards him, slides, and uses her yo-yo to wrap around his left ankle. She jumps up to the beam and back down, making a pulley. She runs to the vending machine at the far end, uses the coin to get a bag of popcorn.)
Ladybug: Cat Noir!
Cat Noir: Yeah! (She throws the bag in the air. Cat Noir throws his staff, which bursts opens the bag.)
Ladybug: Snack time, pigeons! (The pigeons go after the popcorn landing on Mr. Pigeon.)
"Bloody scavengers!" Mayor shouted
"Sorry Andre." Marinette said
"Not your fault Marinette they were the cause of the Black Plague." Andre said
"I thought it was rats?" Gary asked confused
"It started from rats and spread to Pigeons that's how it spread around Europe very fast." Andre said
Mr. Pigeon: No! (Ladybug pulls on her yo-yo and lifts Mr. Pigeon up by the ankle. His bird call falls to the ground.)
Mr. Pigeon: My bird call! Nooo!
Ladybug: Cat Noir, grab it! (He grabs it, but then he sneezes and throws it upward.)
(Ladybug runs to get it, dropping Mr. Pigeon, who also runs for it. When Cat Noir recovers, he runs toward it too. They all lunge for the bird call. Mr. Pigeon's hand lands on it first, then Cat Noir's, then Ladybug's. Ladybug uses Cat Noir's hand to break the bird call)
Ladybug: Yes!
Cat Noir: Ow! (Cat Noir holds the aching hand that Ladybug used to break the bird call. Mr. Pigeon faints. The akuma flies out of the broken bird call)
"That hurt Marinette." Adrien said with a sulk
"Sorry kitty would you like me to kiss it better." Marinette said walking over and lifting Adrien's hand but Adrien pulled her down and kissed her on the lips fully and Marinette moan in the kiss.
"Oh, I missed that." Adrien said
Marinette sat on Adrien's lap and Adrien took her hair out of her pig tails.
"You should put your hair down more often it makes you more beautiful." Adrien said fixing her hair up.
"Thanks kitty." Marinette said
Ladybug: No more evildoing for you, little akuma. Time to de-evilize! (She captures the akuma and purifies it.) Gotcha! Bye bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug! (The bird call is fixed and Roger is returned to the Trocadéro. Mr. Pigeon is converted back into Xavier Ramier.)
Xavier: Huh? What happened? Where am I?
Ladybug and Cat Noir: Pound it!
"Pound it!" Adrienette said and they fully kissed each other on the lips
"You guys are cute." Rose said
"Thanks Rose, you and Juleka are cute together too." Marinette said
(Cut to Hawk Moth's lair)
Hawk Moth: Wretched pigeons, wretched Ladybug. I'll destroy every one of you! (His window closes.)
"What, even Pigeons?" Luka asked
"You'll never destroy me, I am unkillable, I'll always come back." Marinette said proudly
Scene: Marinette's room. Marinette gets back to work on her hat.
"So, you worked on the hat then fought Mr. Pigeon and then brought the hat for the competition and you see a Bitch has stolen your idea." Aurore said
"Yeah but at least, she forgot one little detail that her blond head forgot." Marinette said
Marinette: There's no time to lose. I have less than an hour. (Marinette keeps working on her hat)''
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont. Everyone is getting ready to present their hats. Alya calls Marinette but she doesn't respond.
Alya: Where is that girl?
Nathalie: Hello, Mr. Damocles, I am Mr. Agreste's executive assistant Nathalie.
Mr. Damocles: Hello, miss. Pardon me, but where is Mr. Agreste? (She holds up a tablet)
"We should totally do that Adrien." Marinette said
"What be like my dad and you be like my assistant." Adrien said
"Yeah, next Halloween we'll dress up like those two." Marinette said
"Mylene can Ivan dress up like the Adrien's bodyguard for next Halloween?" Marinette asked
"What are you to planning?" Mylene asked
"We're going dress up as Gabriel and Nathalie and I'll walk around holding the tablet while Adrien acts like his dad." Marinette said
"I'll ask." Mylene said then she walked over to her boyfriend and asked him then she came back
"He said yes, he'll act as the gorilla." Mylene said
"Thanks, Mylene, you're the best." Marinette said with a smile
Gabriel: (from tablet) I'm here.
Mr. Damocles: Ah, uh, hello Mr. Agreste. Welcome to our school.
Gabriel: (from tablet) Adrien, take Nathalie around.
Chloé: Ah, there's Mr. Agreste! He's coming this way. (Mr. Damocles, Nathalie and Adrien go up to see Juleka and Rose's hat)
Mr. Damocles: As you'll see, Mr. Agreste, our students have poured their hearts and souls into their projects. (Marinette rushes in and carries her box over to Alya. Marinette lets out a sigh of relief.)
Alya: Where have you been?! You got your hat?
Marinette: Yep, here. (She takes off the lid. Alya marvels at it, then her expression darkens.)
Marinette: What?
Alya: But, it's the same as Chloé's.
Marinette: What?! (The judges walk over to see Chloé and Sabrina's hat.)
Chloé: Uh, hi Mr. Agreste. I'm Chloé Bourgeois. You know my father, André Bourgeois, the mayor?
Marinette: Ugh, that thieving little brat!
"You should have said that thieving little fucking bitch." Random girl said
"Yes, I should have but I could have gotten kicked out for using foul language." Marinette said
Alya: Do you want me to take care of it?
Marinette: I think I can handle this. (The judges reach Marinette's hat.)
Gabriel: Hm, turn the tablet back to Ms. Bourgeois' hat. (They turn.) Is this a joke?
Chloé: No fair! Marinette copied my design! It's scandalous, how could you do that? (fake cries)
Marinette: I apologize for the situation Mr. Agreste, but I can prove that this derby hat is MY original design.
Gabriel: Go ahead.
Marinette: Um, everything on my derby hat is hand-made- from the embroidery, to the weaving of the band, to the stitching of the brim. (Chloé recoils) All done by myself. And last, there's a special design element that only the true designer knows about: I signed mine. (Chloé knocks over her derby hat stand. Everyone turns to look at it on the ground, and it shows Marinette's signature. Chloé runs out crying.)
"That ladies and gentlemen is how to outsmart someone who is blond." Marinette said and everyone laughed except for Chloe and Lila.
"That's a great roast on Chloe, Marinette." Kagami said
Chloé: Daddy!
Gabriel: Very exquisite creation. You definitely have the laboring hands of a hat maker, miss...
Adrien: Marinette. (Adrien puts his hand on Marinette's shoulder)
Gabriel: Congratulations on your demonstration, Miss Marinette. You're the winner. (She looks at Alya and gasps.)
Marinette: (bowing) Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Gabriel: Adrien will wear your derby on our next advertising campaign. (Adrien puts his hands over hers on the hat. She gasps and blushes.)
Adrien: Awesome job, Marinette. (Marinette is blushing. Adrien begins to put on the derby hat but he starts to sneeze.)
"I figured it out with this love square, Adrienette love language is hand holding and touching, Ladynoir is playful flirting and kisses, Marichat is where they go out on dates and sleep in Marinette's bed, and Ladrien is too Embarrassing." Max said
Adrien: A-achoo! (He wipes his nose with his hand.) Uh- sorry, I'm allergic to feathers. (sneezes)
Marinette: (She looks surprised, then smiles.) Gesundheit!
Adrien: (He sneezes again and waves.) Thanks. (Alya and Marinette look at each other.)
Marinette: Whoo hoo! (laughing)
"Alright what's next?" Sabrina asked
"Well, it's Pixelator." Gary said
"(Groan) Not him anything but him." Jagged Stone said
"Father whose fault, was it? Juleka growled
It's was um, uh, don't look at me like that, help me Luka. Jagged asked his son for help
"Sorry father you're on your own." Luka said
"Fine your no help then, Marinette can you help your uncle out." Jagged said
"With what?" Marinette asked after stopped kissing Adrien and her lip-gloss was smudged
"To stop my daughter looking at me like that." Jagged said pointing at his daughter
"Sorry uncle you have to answer her question." Marinette said kissing Adrien again
"It was my assistant who got him akumatized." Jagged said
"Thank you, father enjoy, being tortured." Juleka pointing at Penny who was angry.
"What do you mean?" Jagged asked and he turned around and saw Penny with a mad face.
"Oh dear." Jagged said looking at Penny's raised voice