p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"strongDisclaimer: I don't own The Simpsons./strong/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"It was a fairly quiet evening at Moe's Tavern. The bar was filled with the usual sounds of mugs clinking, alcohol being slurped and Barney belching./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"All of a sudden, the telephone rang. Moe picked it up and held it to his ear. "Hello, Moe's Tavern?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Is there a Mr Toilet there?" the caller asked. "First name, Ike, second name, Issa."/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Just a second." Moe held the receiver away from his ear to call out to his customers. "Ike Issa Toilet! Ike Issa Toilet! Does any of you guys know Ike Issa Toilet?!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"The entire bar filled with howling and roaring as the customers burst into laughter at what Moe seemed to be shouting for all to hear./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""You do you, Moe!" Homer chuckled./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""We all have our hobbies!" Barney chortled./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Wait a minute!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Realising that what he had shouted sounded like "I kiss a toilet", Moe's blood boiled with fury as he held the receiver to his ear again./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Listen, you little puke punk!" he snarled. "If I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna carve you up into itty bitty little pieces and feed you to my cat!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Moe angrily slammed down the phone, failing to realise that the hooligan who had yet again succeeded to prank him over the phone was none other than Bart Simpson./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"It was a fairly quiet evening at Moe's Tavern. The bar was filled with the usual sounds of mugs clinking, alcohol being slurped and Barney belching./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"All of a sudden, the telephone rang. Moe picked it up and held it to his ear. "Hello, Moe's Tavern?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Is there a Mr Toilet there?" the caller asked. "First name, Ike, second name, Issa."/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Just a second." Moe held the receiver away from his ear to call out to his customers. "Ike Issa Toilet! Ike Issa Toilet! Does any of you guys know Ike Issa Toilet?!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"The entire bar filled with howling and roaring as the customers burst into laughter at what Moe seemed to be shouting for all to hear./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""You do you, Moe!" Homer chuckled./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""We all have our hobbies!" Barney chortled./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Wait a minute!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Realising that what he had shouted sounded like "I kiss a toilet", Moe's blood boiled with fury as he held the receiver to his ear again./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Listen, you little puke punk!" he snarled. "If I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna carve you up into itty bitty little pieces and feed you to my cat!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Moe angrily slammed down the phone, failing to realise that the hooligan who had yet again succeeded to prank him over the phone was none other than Bart Simpson./p