Luvdisc-Shaped Eyes

by Bayleef Stardust

Brock and his friends Ash and Misty go on holiday to Lilycove City. There, Brock tries to woo his favourite Playboy model, who rejects him. Desperate to seduce her, he tries to catch a Luvdisc. Meanwhile, something is going on between Ash and Misty. / Written together with Whiscash. (PokeShipping, Ash x Misty)

It was a warm summer morning when our heroes walked through the streets of Lilycove City during their vacation.

'Brock, why did you want to go on holiday to Lilycove and not anywhere else?' Ash asked. 'There are more fun cities in Hoenn than just Lilycove.'

'I'm hoping to run into Contest Idol Lisia,' Brock explained.

'Who is Lisia?' Misty asked.

Instead of answering Misty's question, Brock grabbed a magazine from his backpack and showed Misty the cover.

'Gross, Brock! I don't want to see your gross Playboy!' Misty snapped. She did not want to look at the cover, which showed how an Altaria's fluffy wings only just barely covered the naked woman's nipples.

'Don't worry, Misty - you'll get to see her in real life soon, as soon as I meet her and make her my girlfriend!'

'I hope she will be wearing more clothes than on the Playboy cover,' Misty joked.

'Yes, but she does tend to show a lot of skin,' Brock grinned.

After waiting outside of Lilycove's Contest Hall for an hour, Brock finally saw the woman whose Playboy photos he has been masturbating to for years. Luckily for Misty, she covered at least some skin, but not much. Her shorts were low-waisted and very short. Her crop top covered her breasts but not much else, allowing Brock to stare at her soft, chubby belly. And much to Brock's pleasure, Lisia did not wear a bra, allowing him to stare at two spots that poked through her white top.

'Hey, that woman's Altaria is cool!' Ash shouted, while Brock did not even notice the blue bird Pokemon.

'Oh my Arceus, it's her! Lisia! Scout me to be your sex god!' Brock shouted, waving his arms to attract her attention. He had Luvdisc-shaped eyes when staring at his sexual fantasy.

Lisia walked up to our heroes, but Brock was not the one who she noticed. Instead, she walked up to Ash. 'Hey, your Pikachu is SO CUTE!' she squealed.

'Pika Pika!' Pikachu said, thanking the blue-haired woman.

'Pikachu may be cute, but he's not hot. But I am!' Brock said. 'My Onix is long and hard! Really long and really hard!'

'Your Onix? But I don't see an Onix… I just see three humans and a Pikachu!' the Contest Superstar asked, pretending that she had no idea what Brock was talking about. She was used to dealing with perverted fanboys and occasional fangirls and fanenbies, but somehow, she sensed that this man was worse than any male fan she had ever dealt with before.

'My Onix is right here in my pants! Why don't we go somewhere a little more private and I'll show you?' Brock suggested, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

'Um… Sorry, but I don't need to see your Onix,' Lisia said.

'Why not?' Brock asked. 'My Onix is big!'

'Creepy men are NOT FUN!' Lisia snapped. Then, she smiled again. 'I am seeing someone else's Onix later today. I have a sexy date with Juan, the Gym Leader from Sootopolis City. He and I met on Tinder. He has a huge Onix!'

'Pikapi!' Pikachu giggled. Unlike his trainer, he understood the dirty implications of this conversation perfectly.

'Huh? I don't get it…' Ash frowned. 'Juan is a water Gym Leader. Why would he have an Onix?'

'Ash, when you are around Misty, you have a rock-hard Onix!' Brock teased, causing both of his friends to blush.

'Al Al Altaria!' Lisia's Altaria giggled. He and his trainer only just met our heroes, but the bird Pokemon instantly shipped Ash and Misty.

'And I have a rock-hard Onix when I am around a hot female like Lisia,' Brock said.

'A hot woman, Brock. Don't call women females!' Lisia corrected the creep.

'The only time my Onix is not hard is when a hot female friendzoned me.'

'Friendzoned? I only just met you. We're not even friends!' Lisia sneered. 'And besides, I hate the word friendzone. It implies that men are entitled to sex if they are friendly. That is bullshit.'

'I know, we're gonna be much more than friends! So I won't have to worry about that!' Brock grinned and waggled his eyebrows.

'I don't even know you! I would've liked to get to know you as a friend, if you just weren't such a creep!' Lisia snapped, while her Altaria hugged her to comfort his trainer. 'You are NOT FUN!'

'Hey hottie, did you ever sleep with another woman?' Brock asked, hoping to hear a sexy answer.

'Why do you want to know that?'

'Because it's hot. You know, some girl on girl action,' Brock said while wiggling his eyebrows.

'Well, I slept with Candice a few months ago, the Gym Leader of Snowpoint City in Hoenn. It was just a hookup, but it was FUN! That was my first time with another woman,' Lisia said. 'Oh, and I had a threesome with Petalburg City Gym Leader Norman and his wife Caroline last week. That was FUN! Norman fucked me hard while Caroline played with my boobs!'

'Oh man, that's so hot…' Brock drooled. Next time, I should come and watch! Or join in, but only if no other men are involved!'

'What the fuck? Are you fetishising my bisexuality?' Lisia snapped.

'What's the problem? Everyone knows women only sleep with other women to turn guys on!'

'What the fuck? I am bi. I am genuinely attracted to women. I mostly sleep with men, but I also had FUN with Candice. And with Caroline!'

'Yeah, but you had fun because you wanted to turn men on, didn't you?' Brock asked. 'Every time a woman sleeps with another woman, she tries to excite men!'

'What the fuck? No!' Lisia yelled. 'Okay then, what about lesbians? They're not even attracted to men. Why would they try to turn guys on?'

'That's easy - so they can film it! It's one of my top porn categories!'

'What the fuck? You're a creep! Lesbianity and bisexuality are sexualities, not porn categories!' Lisia snapped.

'Well, those are porn categories on Pornhub,' Brock said.

'The women who shag each other in porn videos are doing it for men, yes. But most lesbian and bisexual women are not porn actresses. They do each other because they enjoy it. Not everything revolves around men, you know,' Lisia explained.

'They're probably only doing it because they haven't met a man who is good enough yet! I bet I could change their minds!'

'For a lesbian, there is no man who is good enough! Yeah, maybe as a friend, but not sexually or romantically,' Lisia explaied. 'And I'm bi. I've met plenty of men who are good enough. But I also enjoy having sex with women. Sadly, you are a biphobic and lesbophobic creep. You are NOT FUN!'

One hour later, our heroes found themselves at Lilycove City's beach.

'Brock, what are we doing here?' Misty asked.

'I want to catch a Luvdisc,' Brock said, while grabbing a fishing rod from his backpack.

'Why? Luvdisc is not exactly strong…' Ash wondered.

'I heard that in Hoenn, people declare their love to each other by giving a Luvdisc to their crush. If I give Lisia such a cute heart, she will totally fall for me!' Brock said.

'I don't know about that, Brock…Maybe if you stopped being so creepy around her, you'd have a better chance,' Misty said, looking unconvinced.

'I'm not a creep! I'm the world's best pick-up artist! I'm sure I can get her to like me! I just need to be even more romantic than usual!' Brock bragged.

Then, Brock noticed a familiar face. In the distance, he saw the woman of his dreams sunbathing topless, wearing only a black thong bikini bottom and nothing else. She was gently rubbing her Altaria's wings, which caused Brock to wish that he was that blue bird Pokemon.

'Those… BOOBS!' Brock shouted, causing Pikachu to burst out in laughter. 'She obviously knew that I'd be here, and she had to put them on display for my eyes only!'

'For your eyes only? She's doing this in public,' Misty said. 'Everybody at this beach can see her breasts.'

'Yeah, but it's obviously to turn me on! Why else would she have her delicious Jigglypuff on show like that?'

'Jigglypuff? Where? I don't see Jigglypuff…' Ash wondered. 'I see a curvy woman sunbathing almost naked, but I don't see any round pink Pokemon here that can sing. Sure, Lisia's Altaria is here. Altaria can learn Sing. But Altaria is not Jigglypuff…'

'Ash, you are so stupid!' Brock said. 'Lisia is showing her boobs for my amusement! Don't you realise how lucky I am?'

Then, the blue-haired woman walked up to our heroes. 'Hey, I'm not doing this for your amusement. I just feel liberated when I wear as few clothes as possible.'

'Sure, in your own house. But you're doing this in public. So that means you want to be sexy for men! Or more specifically, you want to be sexy for me!'

'No! I just love feeling a fresh breeze of air and some sunlight on my bare skin,' Lisia explained. 'Why do you have to sexualise everything I do? It's NOT FUN! Your creepy behaviour is making me as sad as a Hoppip during a storm!'

'Aw, it's okay if you're too shy to admit it! You don't have to say anything to show me how much you want me - your boobs are doing the talking!'

'No, they're not! My nipples are soft. They were quite hard when I was thinking about my hot date with Juan, but they became soft when you showed up!' Lisia said in a futile attempt to make the creep shut up.

'Aww, you're so cute when you're shy!' Brock squealed. 'But not too shy to show me your boobs!'

Then, Brock walked towards the shore and hurled his rod into the water. 'I've got to catch a Luvdisc! Then Lisia is going to love me!'

However, after fishing for an hour, Brock did not see any Luvdisc yet. He had a Magikarp and a Tentacool on the hook, but he decided to let those Pokemon go. Misty would have loved to catch the Tentacool, but the creep from Pewter City did not want to spend any time on any other Pokemon than the pink one he was looking for.

'Brock, maybe you should just give up. Maybe there are no Luvdisc here,' Ash suggested. 'Luvdisc are mostly found around Ever Grande City. Not here.'

'I'll never give up on love, Ash!' Brock declared, clutching his heart.

Then, suddenly, Brock felt that another Pokemon was on the hook. He reeled in his rod and finally saw the heart-shaped Pokemon he was looking for.

'Luvdisc!' the pink discus fish squealed.

'I'm gonna catch you!' Brock shouted. Then, he hurled a Poke Ball in the air and sent out his Forretress.

'Forretress, use your Explosion!' Brock commanded. He knew that this attack would hurt his Pokemon, but he had to make sure Luvdisc could not get away.

Sadly for Brock, Luvdisc was able to release herself from the rod just in time to avoid being struck by Forretress's attack. And so, Brock's Pokemon collapsed while Luvdisc jumped back into the water.

'No, Forretress!' Brock cried. 'And my opportunity to find love is gone… Luvdisc got away…'

'I told you this was a bad idea, Brock!' Misty said. 'Being creepy and persistent just doesn't work. If a woman is not sexually attracted to you, she's not ever going to be!'

Then, Lisia got up from her towel and walked towards our heroes. 'Oh, that's too bad…' she giggled. 'I guess your creepy friend is unlucky in Luvdisc. I mean, he is unlucky in love!'

'Yeah, I really don't think you would suddenly fall for him if he would have given you a Luvdisc,' Misty said.

'No, of course not. But I'm glad he didn't catch one. I'm as relieved as a Luvdisc that just avoided being caught by a creepy twat!' Lisia laughed.

While Brock was still blue like he was when he heard Professor Ivy's name, Ash grabbed his own fishing rod and tried his luck. Then, he suddenly noticed that a Pokemon was on the hook! He reeled in his rod and noticed that a pink Pokemon was ready for battle. It was the same Luvdisc that just got away from Brock!

Ash knew what to do. Last week, he won a Master Ball during a lottery in the Pokemon Centre. He decided to use the only kind of Poke Ball that never fails. Of course, Luvdisc was caught. Ash grabbed the purple ball and raised his fists. 'YES! I've got… A LUVDISC!'

'Pi Pikachu!' the yellow mouse shouted, despite not doing anything.

'Ash! You're a genius!' Brock gasped in delight. 'You finally managed to catch a Luvdisc for me! Thanks to you, I can still get laid!'

'For you? What are you talking about? I caught this Luvdisc for someone else!' Ash snapped.

'What are you talking about? Since when do you like girls?' Brock asked. Of course he was aware of his friend's feelings for Misty, but he had no idea that Ash was no longer dense. Apparently, the boy from Pallet Town finally realised why there were Butterfree in his heart and why there was a tent in his pants when he thought about his red-haired friend.

Ash decided to ignore Brock and walked up to Misty. 'Eh… Misty, I want you to have this Luvdisc, because my Luvdisc… Eh, I mean... My heart… My heart is yours!'

Misty was unable to say anything. She was just staring at the boy. Was this really happening?

Lisia could not help but tease Brock. 'Hey, even Ash is more romantic than you!'

Then, Ash continued confessing his feelings for Misty. 'Last month, Brock talked to me about love and sex. He told me that I have blue balls, because I have been waiting for you for so long. So now, I want to give you this purple ball. The Master Ball! And the Luvdisc inside that ball...'

Misty was overjoyed. Sure, she already had a Luvdisc, Caserin. However, her sister Daisy pretty much claimed that Luvdisc as her own and forced him to perform in underwater ballet shows. Now, she owned a heart again. Actually, two hearts. She just got a Luvdisc and won the heart of her beloved Ash.

Instead of saying anything, Misty pulled down Ash's swimming trunks and petted a certain part of his body. Less than one minute later, the young couple was naked. Ash was on top of Misty.

'Oh Ash! Ash! Ash! Oh! Oh! Give it to me!' Misty screamed.

'Oh yeah, Misty! Oh! Oh! I came!' Ash shouted.

While Lisia was happy for Ash and Misty, Brock burst out in tears. 'I can't believe this! How is Ash getting laid before me?!'

'Maybe because he actually respects women,' Lisia suggested. 'You are a sexist creep. You are NOT FUN! You act as if everything a woman does revolves around arousing men. You think that I am topless for your amusement, but I do that for comfort. You act as if bisexual women are sleeping with other women to turn men on, but they do it because they enjoy it. You don't respect the women you want to sleep with. There is nothing wrong with casual sex. I have casual sex all the time. But you shouldn't objectify and sexualise women! We are human beings, not sex robots! You complain about getting friendzoned when a woman rejects you, while you are not even her friend! You have awful entitlement issues. You are not entitled to sex, you bastard! And you call women females, which is really dehumanising. Do you really think that I would fall for you if you would've caught that Luvdisc? Are you really that fucking deluded? I will never love you and I will never shag you, not even if you give me a million Luvdisc! And neither will any other woman, unless you alter your ways and start listening to what women have to say!'

However, Brock was not listening. He didn't even notice anything she said. He just stared at his favourite Playboy model's bare breasts all the time. 'Huh? What did you say? I didn't catch that.'

'Ugh - forget it, you cunt! You're not even worth my time. I'm waiting for someone who actually respects me. Someone who is a million times more FUN than you will ever be! And he's got a huge cock!'

A few minutes later, the man who Lisia was waiting for arrived. He wore a tight blue Speedo that emphasised his bulge, causing the blue-haired woman to stare at it the way Brock stared at her breasts.

'Hi Juan. You look even sexier in real life than you look on your Tinder profile picture!' Lisia said while blushing heavily.

Juan stared at the Contest Idol's breasts and couldn't help but feel aroused. ''Why hello, Lisia. You are even more beautiful and elegant in the flesh than in Playboy!'

'Yay! Thank you! So you like my Playboy pictures?' Lisia asked.

'Yes, of course! I wank off to those photos almost every day,' the Gym Leader answered. 'You will be the hottest woman in my harem! I actually have a harem of women in my Gym. You are even hotter than all of those women!'

While Brock cried from jealousy about the fact that Juan has a harem, Lisia asked Juan where he wanted to get it on. 'Well, you want to go to my house or just do it here at the beach? I prefer the beach. I love outside sex!'

'And I love a woman who knows what she wants!' Juan replied with a flirtatious wink. 'Let's do it right here. The beach is so romantic!'

Before she got it on with her hot date, she asked Ash to take care of her Altaria, for a while. After all, her Pokemon was not supposed to see how his trainer got it on at the beach.

'Sure! Altaria can play with Pikachu!' Ash said.

'Lisia, are you sure you don't want to shag me instead of him?' Brock cried.

'Yes, I'm sure, you creepy wanker!' Lisia snapped. 'You're even more annoying than a flock of Zubat in a cave!'

Then, she took off her skimpy bikini bottoms while Juan dropped his Speedo. 'Oh Juan, you are as hot as a Moltres in a volcano! And as cool as an Articuno in a snowstorm! And you've got a nice big cock. This will be FUN!'

While Juan got on top, he complimented Lisia for her looks. 'Your boobs are in the top percentage of boobs!'

'Yay! And your big cock is in the top percentage of cocks!'

Meanwhile, at first, Brock tried to look because he wanted to see Lisia naked. However, watching how she got it on with another man broke his heart. The pervert looked away and cried, much to Ash and Misty's amusement. Meanwhile, he had to listen to Juan's and Lisia's moaning.

'Oh Lisia! You're so awesome! Oh! Oh! Oh!'

'Oh Juan! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, Juan! I came!'

Tears were streaming down Brock's eyes, causing Pikachu to giggle. 'Pikapikapi!'

Of course, Lisia's Altaria realised that Brock is a loser is and burst out in laughter as well. 'Al Al Altaria!'