A/N: Parody of a blazing fist
gamer ability
(thoughts)
"speech"
sign language
"telepathy or similar"
Summary
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After dying he got offered a very well-known and game breaking ability. THE GAMER SI
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I open my eyes after…. Sleeping? "why can't I remember when or why I was sleeping?..."
I look around in what can only be described as a white void. After a second a screen appears making me flinch for a second. It read:
please press start
start
(what on earth? This looks like a bad joke.)
I turn my head to the right but the screen seems to follow my eyesight. I sigh and just press the button.
loading….
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loading gamer Version 10.7 complete
Configuring to users preferences
complete
please select any of the following worlds
Avatar tla
Avatar lok(locked)
Avatar pandora's blues
Fallout 3
Fallout 4
Fallout New Vegas(locked)
Mass effect 3
Mass effect andromeda
Skyrim
No man's sky(locked)
Sid meier civilization 6
Overlord(locked)
Reincarnated as a slime(locked)
Please scroll down for the whole list
( DAMMMNNthat's one hell of a list already. No way that is even ten percent of it. Don't think I need to scroll… for now…) I think while a slightly evil grin appears on my face at the end.
"hmmmm all are fun and seem to be things I played" I say as in deep thought
+3 int for accurate query
"wasn't a question. But thank you… mister system. Or do you have a name? "
+5 cha for the compliment +2 per for your observation and question
"Thanks again, but I believe that I am not here just chatting with you, am I?"
+2 per for the again accurate guess
please select your world
(Okay, let's see. Fallout is out for now since I don't want to be irradiated immediately. Skyrim is fun and all but it is at the same time gonna be a pain to level early on. Mass effect.. Yeah, no. Don't want to be threatened to death immediately. Civ 6? How on earth does that work? So I only have about one option left. Don't feel like scrolling yet.) I thought
"Hey mister, can I come back to this world menu?" i ask curiously
yes the world your in will be frozen in time, but you can only travel after the story is complete
"Got it. Then I would like Avatar, please."
which one? The last….
"the last airbender" I eagerly interrupted the AI(?)
very well
please configure the following :
Bending
Origin
Perks
Appearance
"Let's start at character creation, then" I say cheery.
bending options are the following :
Fire
Water
Air
Earth
None (+1 perk)
(hmmm that +1 perk is interesting, but in the world of Avatar being a non bender is practically an early death sentence… so let's try something fun.)
"air bending"
warning due to world setting this option is not available
(ahh, shit. Well, it's to be expected by the title, but still.)
"Why give me an option if one is locked from the get-go?" I ask annoyed
can't answer question. +9 luc due to paradox found
"huh. Odd. But I will never turn down free stats." I say with mixed feelings of annoyance and giddiness from finding a exploitive bug
(I think I remember this now. It is from those stories where the mc gets the skill and stuff from the gamer ability. Sounds useful…)
" fine… I suppose I'm gonna go with water bending then" I say with clearly fake annoyance.
bending selected. Please select Origin:
Swamp rat
Southern water tribe outcast
Fire nation prisoner
Dai Lee prisoner
"what the FUCK?! What's up with those options?" I say angrily
wasn't done yet mister states monotone
"oh, sorry please" I say after a couple seconds to calm down.
random Origin +1 perk - 2 perks when not selected after seen
"so, if I select random I get to see it but it costs me a perk if I don't select it?" I ask for confirmation.
that is correct
"Give me a random one then those others are shit anyway. can't get much worse than those." (please don't let that be a jinx) I say and quickly think afterwards.
selected random… rolling… Origin found…. Read as follows: tear of the moon
"that at least sounds interesting enough. Can I get a description?"
tear of the moon description: after the moon spirit is revived you are born as an aftereffect +75% water bending exp gain. +50% chi cap(+200 at night). +50 regen(+200 at night). 50% elemental resistance to water and fire attacks. Half spirit. Some customisation not available. Possible problems with the avatar/his friends. Hard starting point(under immediate threat of death). Instantly hunted/targeted by the fire nation
(what in the moon's name?!) "please give me the descriptions from those other 4?"
Does that mean you do not want the random option?
"No nononono. Didn't mean it like that. I just want to make the best choice!"
asking back to the four options means forfeit of random. Continue with forfeit? mister says in the most human-like robot voice possible.
"No, thank you." I say and quickly add "I'll take the tear of the moon one!"
got it. Please select perks:
Points: 1000 +1 free
Herculean Strength(200): Strength is increase by 10% +2 Str
Endurance Beast (200): Endurance is increased by 10% +2 End
Swiftly Agile(200): Agility is increased by 10% +2Agi
Royal blood(origin specific)(100): You are from a royal bloodline. Chi cap is doubled. Water bending double exp gained through exercise. Responses from people may change due to heritage.+5 Cha +3 Luc
Minor Regeneration(200): You have a minor healing factor +3 End.
Avatar Spirit(3000): You have a piece of Raava and can learn all elements. +2 to All stats
Super Immune(100): You are immune to all diseases and poisons. +1 End
Expert Swordsman(100): You learned under the sword master Piando. +3 Str +2 Agi
Expert bowman(100): you learned the way of the bow from the Yuyan archers +3 Per +2 Agi
Prodigious(100): You learn and pick up things at an accelerated rate, from theoretical to combat skills. +3 Luc +1 Int
Fast Growth(300): Experience gains increase by 5% +2Int
United we stand(300): gains the ability party. Has the ability to exchange skill points between members. +3 Cha
Plane locked(origin specific)(-300)cannot move to the spirit realm for some reason. May be removed later.(locks ability avatar spirit) -1Luc
"I will pick Herculean Strength, Endurance beast, Royal blood. Let's see, that 500 down the drain. The free one I will use on united we stand, since that one looks useful and is expensive. Plane locked is interesting since it gives me points and is removable later. But I doubt that will be anywhere near easy. Still not going to mess with spirits anyway so, that." I say tapping my finger on my chin. "Still have 800 points. Suppose fast growth, prodigious are a nice combo along my royal blood one. Expert bow and swordsman are kinda nice. But that would leave me with 300 points with no way to use it all. I think having bowman is more useful since any close range combat would have me waterbent. Can probably make ice arrows anyway" I was thinking out loud.
have you made your pick?
"Yes" I finally said.
"I will pick 'United we stand' for free and…
Herculean Strength,
Endurance beast,
Royal blood,
Plane Locked,
Fast growth,
Prodigious,
Expert Bowman,
Super Immunity
And finally Minor regen"
calculating… complete… accepted.. Would you like to check and change appearance?
"Sure," I say.
please select gender
"Male" I say and after that I spent what felt like 2 days making my character/body.
After making abomination number 118. I gave up. "Uuuurgh. Why am I so terrible at this? Hey Can you pull things from my memory?" I asked out of desperation.
Yes I can. What would you like to share?
"Can you look for a character from that tamer anime I'm currently watching? I tried making him but I'm failing bààààd." I said irritated from selfhummilation.
{A/N: character refers to Rein from beast tamer}
pulling request. Done.
After that my oc finally came into view and I only changed the height to that of mine(1.78m(5ft8)).
please configure stats
Points: 8
Strength:
12(13)
Perception:
17
Endurance:
16(17)
Charisma:
23
Intelligence
16
Agility
12
Luck
24
"Huh, same stats as Fallout 4. Would they work the same way?"
+2 stat points for figuring that out in record time(0.832452 seconds)
Putting 4 in intelligence, 3 in luck and 3 in agility
"So now that i'm finished. What now?"
Now we begin our journey.
"Wait, we? What do you mean 'we'?"
I'm your personal gamer system AI. Please call me whatever you think is right.
"How about Gase?" (pronounced gah-sey) I asked
Sure I can live with that
"Then let's sta…" I say but gase interrupted
Would you not want to see the final as well as all you stats?
"Oh… Well, now I do!" i say enthusiastic.
Just say or think 'status' or 'menu' if you want all the options
(menu) I think and a game menu appears.
=menu=
-status-
-map-
-worlds(locked)-
-inventory-
(status) and just like before
Name: Yanik Moonshadow
Origin trait: Tear of the moon
Title:#NONE#
Race: Spirit/human Hybrid
Level: 1
Health: 4625 (regen 23/sec)
Chi: 5000(regen 25/sec)
Strength: 12(13)
Perception: 17
Endurance: 15(16)
Charisma: 18
Intelligence: 20
Agility: 14
Luck: 25
Divine gems: 5
"What are those gems?"
Those can be used at any given time to get a random item from any worlds you have visited. Its rarity is dependent on your luck stat. Want to use them?
"Yes, but just one. Want to find out how it works before we start."
Using one divine gem. item gained: commander's armor(rare)+3 cha +14 def +1 per when equipped. Item has been deposited in inventory
"Well if that was everything. Let's go!" I yell the last part.
A/N: Made an calculation error(in my spreatsheet) with the stats fixed it now. if you spot something like (or grammar/spelling) that please let know in the reviews.