Happy Thanksgiving! Here's my Thanksgiving Story!
This story was suggested to me by MarvelEarth19999.
It takes place after the events of Season 4, but beforeThe Loud House Movie.
And this took MONTHS to write. Trying to figure out the plot, working on other stories, work, and personal life at the same time, it was hard.
But I have FINALLY been able to finish it!
Enjoy!
One Saturday afternoon, Lisa was waiting on the front steps of the Loud House, iPhone in hand.
"Any minute now… should be around the corner." she said.
At that moment, a delivery truck pulled up. Bill the delivery man hopped out and opened up the back door.
"Package for Lisa Loud." he said, pulling out a large box. "And boy this one's a doozy!"
"Thank you Bill. I shall have my assistants deal with that." said Lisa, pressing a button on her phone.
Immediately, Todd, Chess-Bot, and Gravy Bot helped get the package out of Bill's hands and take it into the house.
"So what are you working on this time Lisa?" Bill asked as Lisa signed the papers.
"Something that will truly be a scientific breakthrough!" Lisa said with a grin.
Later, the Loud siblings - barring Lisa - were all watching the Dream Boat when Lynn Sr. and Rita walked up.
"Ok kids, your father and I are off to Detroit to visit Uncle Leon." said Rita. "Keep the house intact while we're gone."
"Lori and Lincoln, you're in charge. If things go south, just call Pop-Pop and he and Myrtle will be right over. " said Lynn Sr. as Lori and Lincoln nodded. "Alright, we'll see you on Thursday!"
"Bye!" the kids called.
While this was going on, they didn't notice what was going on upstairs.
Lisa sat at her desk studying the hair samples.
"Alright, that is hair samples collected from me, Lily, Lincoln, and the twins." she said as Todd strolled in. "Ah Todd, you got the hair samples from my five eldest siblings?"
"Yes I diiiiiiiiiiid." Todd said, setting down the small sample bags, each containing a single hair strand from Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn.
"Excellent." Lisa said, examining them. "Now then, you help the others finish up the machine."
"Roger that." said Todd, rolling away.
Lisa watched as Todd assisted DareBot 2.0, Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, Chess-Bot, and FriendBot 1000 assemble her machine.
A few hours later, while the rest of the Louds were watching TV, Lisa called out,
"Siblings! May I have your presence in mine and Lily's room please!?"
Lincoln paused the TV.
"What do you think she wants this time?" asked Luan.
"Maybe she cracked time travel." Lincoln guessed.
"Maybe she invented a flying car!" guessed Lana.
"Maybe she invented something for us to put our cups on so they don't leave a ring." suggested Leni.
"Those are coasters dude." Luna deadpanned.
They all arrived into Lisa and Lilys room where Lisa turned around on her stool.
"Ah, greetings siblings." Lisa said. "I have called you here to present my latest invention."
"Something to get rid of your lisp?" joked Lynn, only for Luan to elbow her.
"No athletic sibling." Lisa said. "After weeks of calculating, mixing, and hacking into secret government websites,"
"Wait, what was that last part?" Lori asked.
But Lisa ignored her.
"I have once again accomplished another scientific breakthrough." Lisa went on. "Siblings I present to you… the Deluxe Duplicator 500!"
Lisa took off a sheet covering her invention to reveal a large silver chamber covered in wires, pipes and a computer sticking out on the left side.
"Ooh!" the siblings said in awe.
"So what does it do?" asked Lana.
"And how long will we have until it explodes?" asked Lola.
"Negatory Pageant-Winning Sister." Lisa said. "This machine has the functionality to clone just about anything; objects AND humans."
"So you made a cloning machine just like in Ace Savvy vs. the Duplicate Deck?" Lincoln asked.
Everyone looked at him.
"The villain made copies of himself-" Lincoln began.
"We got it." said Lucy. "Why did you make a cloning machine anyway?"
"Oh I just felt like it." Lisa said dismissively.
"So does this thing actually work?" asked Lola, about to touch it, only for Lisa to swat her hand away.
"It has not been tested yet, no," Lisa replied. "Which is why I had Todd assist me in collecting samples of us all."
"What kind of samples, dudette?" Luna asked suspiciously.
"Nothing more than a single strand of hair from eleven individuals, aka, all 11 Loud siblings." Lisa replied.
The second-youngest Loud typed on her computer.
"I had already placed the samples into the machine." she said. "And now to press this large green button and we will have duplicate Louds."
"So should I start running now…?" Lola asked.
"Ah come on, give her a chance." said Luna. "I actually like the idea."
"Me too." said Lincoln. "It could be like having a twin!"
"Hey yeah! Then we'll know how Lana and Lola feel." said Lynn.
"We'd be happy to share the twin experience with you guys." Lana grinned.
"And have someone to hang with that likes the same stuff we do individually," said Lucy.
"Alright, let's test this puppy out!" said Lisa.
Lisa pressed the button and the machine powered it. Digital sounds sounded out as the machine began to shake a bit. Lights flickered and bits of electricity surged as the kids watched in awe and bits of fear.
DING!
The door flung open as steam poured out. Everyone coughed as they waved the steam away.
"Ugh! It's like the machine cut one!" coughed Lynn.
"Lynn, machines literally don't…" Lori began before gasping.
The steam cleared to reveal eleven silhouettes standing in the chamber.
"Whoa…" the Loud siblings said in awe.
The silhouettes moved to reveal themselves to be… exact copies of the Loud siblings as they walked out into the room.
The Louds' jaws dropped as they stared at the clones in shock.
"Holy shamoly…" gasped Lincoln.
"This is so weird…" said Luna.
"It's like looking through a mirror…" muttered Lori.
"Do they talk?" asked Lana.
"Of course we can talk." Clone Lori said as if it was most obvious.
Everyone jumped.
"By Schrödinger's Cat, it's a success!" cheered Lisa.
Lincoln studied his clone.
"I gotta say, it's kinda cool looking at another version of myself." he said.
"Same here." Clone Lincoln said.
"Wow it's like having an identical twin!" Lynn commented.
"And seeing yourself look good without a mirror!" Clone Lynn said.
Grinning, the two Lynns chest-bumped.
"O-M-Gosh! It's like I have a twin sister!" Leni grinned.
"I know! It's totes fabulous!" Clone Leni squealed.
"This is…" began Luna.
"Totally rockin'!" said Clone Luna.
The Lunas threw up the GOATS and headbanged with their tongues out.
"This is creepy." said Lucy.
"And I like it." said Clone Lucy.
Both smirked.
"Now this is-" began Luan.
"Double-y special!" Clone Luan
"This is literally freaky." said Lori.
"I dunno, it's a good way to take the stress off being the only oldest." said Clone Lori with a smile.
"Oh I am totally liking this." Lori grinned.
Lily and Clone Lily just looked at each other.
"Poo-Poo." said Lily.
"Goo-Goo." Clone Lily said.
They laughed.
"I must say, you look quite elegant." Lola grinned at her clone.
"And you are as pretty as a pegasus." Clone Lola said back.
"Wow, you even got the stench of my clone right!" Lana said.
"The smell of a greasy monkey at her finest!" said Clone Lana.
"You said it!" Lana grinned.
Both Lanas burped loudly.
Both Lynns and Lilys laughed while everyone else was disgusted.
"It would appear that my cloning experiment is a success!" Lisa grinned.
"It would appear so indeed my lookalike-creator." Clone Lisa nodded.
"Todd, file this under Successful Inventions." Lisa said.
"Of course Masteeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr." Todd said, rolling away.
"You know, I'm down to having a clone." said Lincoln.
"Yeah, now we can have fun doing whatever we personally like with the one person who gets it: Ourselves." said Lynn.
"I'm down for that idea." said Clone Lori.
"I'm totes looking forward to this!" grinned Clone Leni.
"Just to be safe, nothing bad will happen with these clones right?" asked Lucy.
"Fear not Spooky Sister, I made sure to calibrate the DNA cells to make exact duplicates of us so there should be no side effects whatsoever." Lisa replied.
"Good enough for me!" Lana said as they all ran out of the room.
Later, Lincoln and Clone Lincoln were lying on the latter's bed, reading comics in their underwear. Lincoln read Ace Savvy and Clone Lincoln read David Steele.
"I gotta say, this is my kind of company." Lincoln said. "I'd usually be uncomfortable doing this in front of people that aren't my sisters, but this is really nice."
"I know!" Clone Lincoln nodded. "We know each other very well and it feels good. We could be like, The Undie Brothers."
Lincoln just stared.
"Too awkward?" Clone Lincoln asked.
"Yeah." Lincoln nodded.
"Alright then." Clone Lincoln said as they continued reading.
Nearby, Lisa and her clone were testing chemicals.
"And now we add carbon monoxide…" Lisa began, holding a beaker.
"AFTER we add this." Clone Lisa countered, pouring in a vile of red liquid. "This way it won't explode."
"Ah yes, very well done my duplicate lookalike." Lisa praised.
Down below, Lily and Clone Lily were pushing a ball back and forth. They giggled happily.
Across the hall, the two Lolas were having a tea party.
"And now we shall enjoy a nice spot of tea to quench our thirst." Lola said delicately.
Clone Lola walked up, holding a tray of cookies.
"With some cookies created by yours truly!" Clone Lola beamed.
"Ooh goody!" Lola said giddily.
Out in the backyard, Lana, Clone Lana, and Hops were playing leapfrog.
"Man I love this game!" Clone Lana cheered.
"So much more fun with another me!" Lana added.
The two Lanas knocked into each other and fell into a mud puddle. They laughed as they splashed each other, Hops joining in.
Next door, Mr. Grouse was sipping some coffee when he spotted the two Lanas splashing mud at each other.
"Guess the princess Loud's finally cuttin' loose." he muttered, sipping his mug. He then spat it out when he saw Lola and Clone Lola come out in sun hats and sunglasses.
"What the-?!" Mr. Grouse exclaimed, looking back and forth between the twins and their copies. He looked at his coffee… and dumped it. "I'm cutting back on this hippie juice."
Meanwhile, Luna and Clone Luna were rocking out in the garage. Luna had her purple guitar and Clone Luna was playing her blue one from "Roadie to Nowhere."
"Our jamming is wicked loud my rockin' clone!" Luna shouted.
"What can I say?!" Clone Luna grinned. "I can rock all night and party everyday!"
They rocked harder on their guitars just as the side door opened. Sam, Chunk, Sully, and Mazzy walked in with their music equipment.
"Hey Luna, Lori said you were in the garage-" Sam began.
The four rock-lovers stopped in their tracks when they saw the two Lunas, who subsequently stopped playing. They stared at them with their jaws dropped in shock.
"Blimey! Two Lunas?" gasped Chunk.
"Whoa! Since when does Luna have a twin?!" asked Sully.
"Is this a dream or did we wig out too much on the espreso?" asked Mazzy.
"Uh hey dudes…" Luna greeted awkwardly. "This is my clone…"
"What's up fellow rock stars!" Clone Luna said, throwing the GOATS.
"I don't know what to say about this." said Sully.
"Me neither mate." said Chunk.
"I… I… I THINK IT'S SO COOL!" Sam squealed. "Two Lunas?! It's amazing!"
"You know it Sam!" the two Lunas said as Sam put on her base and they began to rock out.
Shrugging, Chunk helped set up the equipment and they all began to play loudly.
"WHOO! ROCK ON!" Luna, Sam, and Clone Luna cheered.
Inside the house, Lucy and Clone Lucy were working on a poem together.
"We shall call it 'Ode to a Clone.'" said Lucy.
"I like it." said Clone Lucy.
Lucy: There once lived a girl, unique and alone
Clone Lucy: Until a double of herself, entered her home
Lucy: Common interests alike,
Clone Lucy: And understanding of one another,
Both: Life just got interesting, not at all a bother.
Both Lucys mouths creaked into a smile.
In the front yard, both Lynns were playing soccer.
"Try to block this other me!" Lynn shouted, kicking the ball hard.
Clone Lynn flipped into the air and caught the ball.
"WHOO!" she cheered as she landed.
"Whoa-ho, nice catch!" Lynn praised. "Now show me what you got!"
Clone Lynn set the ball down and got ready.
"You think you can handle what I got?" Clone Lynn challenged.
Lynn scoffed. "I'm Lynn Loud Jr.! I can handle anything coming at me!"
Clone Lynn grinned as she backed up. She then ran at the ball at full speed and then kicked it as hard as she could.
Lynn got ready to catch the ball until she saw that it was coming faster than she thought. It whizzed by Lynn, taking her by complete surprise as he crashed through Mr. Grouse's mailbox and got stuck in a tree, embedding itself in the wood.
"Whoa!" Lynn gasped. "That was fast!"
"That's how I do it baby!" Clone Lynn smirked.
"LOUDS!"
Both Lynns looked and saw Mr. Grouse at his door, furious.
"You wrecked my mailbox! I'm gonna-" He cut himself off when he saw both Lynns. "What the-?! TWO Lynn Jr.'s!?" He rubbed his head. "I need to lie down."
Mr. Grouse walked inside and closed the door.
"Sorry 'bout the mailbox! I'll have Lana look at that!" Lynn called.
Inside in Luna and Luan's room, the two Luan's were conducting a prank.
"OK, so he's on his way?" asked Clone Luan.
"Yep! This is gonna be double-y special!" Luan said.
Both giggled as they heard a knock on the door. Clone Luan hid in the closet as Luan opened the door, revealing Benny.
"Hey Benny!"
"Hi Luan." Benny greeted. "So what did you want to talk to me about?"
"About this idea I have for a comedy sketch." Luan replied. "Sit down on my chair while I get us some snacks."
"OK, if you say so." Benny shrugged.
Luan walked out the door and closed it. But the moment she closed it, Clone Luan opened the closet door, holding a bag of chips she put in earlier.
"OK, I got them." she said.
Benny jumped when he saw Clone Luan.
"What the what?!" he exclaimed. "H-H-How did you get back here so fast?! I didn't even see you come back in!"
"I just did." Clone Luan shrugged. "I'll be right back, I'm gonna get some juice."
Clone Luan set the chips down and went to the window, opened it, and climbed down a ladder.
"But the door is right-." Benny began but Clone Luan was out of sight.
At that moment, the door flung open, making Benny yelp as Luan walked in with three juice boxes.
"Got the drinks!" she said.
"Wha-but-you were just-did-how did-what…?" Benny stuttered in confusion. "And why do you have three?"
"Because one's for me!"
Benny yelped as Clone Luan emerged from the closet.
"WHAT?! T-T-TWO LUANS?!" Benny shrieked.
He looked back and forth.
"We decided to put a TWIN on things today!" said Clone Luan.
They both laughed.
"Get it?" they asked.
"I-I-I… so… funny…" Benny said with hearts in his eyes as he fainted onto a beanbag chair.
In Lori and Leni's room, Leni was trying out an outfit Clone Leni made: a long blue strapless dress with matching heels, sky blue gloves, a navy blue rope belt, and a gold ring. And it was covered in sparkles.
"O-M-Gosh I look totes fabulous!" Leni grinned, checking herself out in the mirror.
"You totes do." nodded Clone Leni, walking up to her. "While seafoam green is your color, the blue makes your eyes shine. No go out there and show the people of Royal Woods what you're made of!"
Leni squealed. "I will!"
Leni burst through the front door.
"Check me out Royal Woods!" she announced before adding, "Even though I'm not for sale."
Scoots drove by.
"Too shiny for Scoots' taste." she muttered. "But you get a pass with that ring."
"Thanks Scoots!" Leni called obliviously.
The following people came by.
"Whoo! You are lookin' mighty shiny Ms. Leni Loud!" Cheryl called.
"Looking shiny Leni." complimented Rusty said as he biked past her.
"That dress looks so great on you!" Becky complimented as she walked by.
"Aw thanks you guys!" Leni smiled.
Flip drove by in his truck.
"Oh hey Flip!" Leni called.
Before Flip could reply, the sun reflected off the sparkles of Leni's dress and shone in Flip's eyes.
"GAH! MY EYES ARE SEEING STARS!" Flip yelled, serving out of control.
He nearly missed Cheryl and Becky, who jumped out of the way as Flip crashed into a tree. He stumbled out and simply went on his way, seeing stars all around him.
Leni winced at the crash as Clone Leni walked up.
"Oh well. I guess some people can't handle sparkles." she said with a perky smile.
Leni just looked at her clone, confused.
Later, Lori and Clone Lori were practicing their golf skills while eating some Low-Cal Bean Chips.
Clone Lori had the putter lined up with the ball and Lori held the flag over a custom golf hole.
"It all comes down to this." Lori said ominously. "If my clone can sink this shot, she will have proven herself worthy as a golf player."
Clone Lori studied the distance and hit the ball. It rolled into the one with ease.
The two Lori's cheered.
"Way to go Clone Me!" cheered Lori. "That was 18 in a row!"
"We are the same!" Lori smirked. "Bean Chip me!"
Lori tossed her clone a bag of bean chips. They both opened their bags and dumped the chips in their mouths, chewed, and swallowed.
"Ah, always delicious." Lori said before she let out a fart.
PPPFFFFFFFFTTT!
Lori blushed. "Uh, that was my shoe." she quickly said.
To Lori's surprise, Clone Lori giggled.
"That was nothing." she said.
Clone Lori lifted her leg and farted louder than Lori.
PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!
Lori just stared in disbelief as Clone Lori laughed.
"Supes high fiber, am I right?" she joked. "But enough about my gas. Shall we call Bobby?"
Lori's face lit up. "You know me well!"
Casagrande Mercado:
Bobby had just handed Vito his bag of groceries. The Italian customer had just left when Bobby's laptop rang.
"Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear!" looped the ring-tone.
Bobby grinned as he quickly opened it up.
"Hey Babe! This is a nice surprise video-chat." he said.
"We just wanted to call our Bobby Boo-Boo Bear, that's all." Lori smiled.
"Aw Lori that's so-" Bobby paused. "Wait, did you say we?"
"Yup!" Lori said as she pulled Clone Lori over. "Say hello to, well, ME!"
"Hi Bobby!" Clone Lori waved.
Bobby's jaw dropped. "TWO LORI'S?!" he exclaimed.
"Yeah! Isn't that great!?" Lori grinned.
"All the more Lori to love!" Clone Lori added.
"That sounds amazing!" Bobby said happily.
"And don't worry, I'm exactly like the OG Lori." said Clone Lori before she ripped another loud fart. "Oh that was me!" she giggled.
She let out another one, much to Lori's disgust.
"Whoo! Those bean chips are talking!" Clone Lori laughed.
"Will you quit doing that?!" Lori scowled.
"Is everything ok Babe?" Bobby asked.
"Oh don't worry Boo-Boo Bear." Clone Lori said as Lori tried to push her out of the way. "Just being your natural cloned girlfriend."
"That's not natural of me!" Lori cried.
"It's natural for all humans." Clone Lori shrugged as she farted again. "Ooh that was ripe!"
"STOP FARTING IN FRONT OF BOBBY!" Lori screamed before she farted herself. "Uh that was my shoes!" she said quickly.
"No it wasn't!" Clone Lori sing-songed.
"WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF!?" Lori shrieked as she tackled her clone, cutting the call.
Bobby looked very confused as Ronnie Anne walked up.
"Hey Bobby, everything ok?" she asked.
"I'm so confused!" Bobby exclaimed. "Lori's never honest about farting and yet her clone is! And she's supposed to be exactly like her! This isn't at all like in the movies!"
Ronnie Anne blinked. "Ya lost me." she said. "Are you feeling alright?"
"I dunno!" Bobby said, dramatically flailing himself over the counter. "I need a distraction."
At that moment, a box of mangos landed on the counter, making Bobby and Ronnie Anne jump. The one who set them down was revealed to be Maybelle.
"Bobby, I need you to help me get all these mangos up to my apartment!" Maybelle said, gesturing to four more boxes stacked behind her.
"That's a lot of mangos." Ronnie Anne pointed out.
"I'm having a mango party tonight." Maybelle said. "We're gonna Mango-go-go!"
"Alright! A distraction!" Bobby grinned as he raced around the counter, grabbed the box, and hightailed it out the door.
Ronnie Anne just blinked before helping Maybelle with the rest of their boxes.
The Loud House:
Later that day, everyone was sitting down to dinner. Various pizza boxes were on the table.
"It's like we're sitting with the Casagrande family again." commented Clone Lincoln.
"Good times." Lincoln sighed with a smile.
"How much did this cost?" asked Lola, looking at all the pizza boxes.
"Nothing part of my grant money from Chad can't handle." Lisa replied.
"Who's Chad?" Leni asked.
"Is he cute?" Clone Leni added.
"Even the clone." sighed Lori.
"Alright, let's dig in!" Clone Lori declared.
And everyone began stuffing their faces with cheesy and saucy goodness.
10 minutes later, the 11 Loud siblings and their clones were stuffed full with their bellies showing. Lynn, Clone Lynn, Lana, and Clone Lana burped loudly.
"Whoo! Our compliments to the pizza makers." laughed Lynn.
"Those'll never stop being weird compliments." Luna quipped, burping loudly herself. "Pardon me dudes."
"Well this is my compliment." said Clone Lori, letting out a loud fart, making everyone gag.
"Jeez! That's one thing that you and Lori don't have in common." gagged Lola.
"You shouldn't complain about that." said Clone Lana.
"Yeah, it's natural." Lana nodded.
"Not that!" Clone Lana said, to everyone's surprise. "I mean this mess!"
Everyone looked and saw pits of cheese, sauce, and pepperoni on the walls.
"This place is gonna stink! I need to fix that!" Clone Lana declared, bolting out of her seat.
"Whaddya mean by-" Luan began when Clone Lana came back with various cleaning materials: sprays, a sponge, and a bucket of water.
Clone Lana then zoomed around the dining room, moving around like the Tasmanian Devil as she cleaned everything up.
When she was done, the dining room was spotless.
"Whoa, nice job Clone Lana." praised Lincoln.
"This so only the start!" Clone Lana said as she left the dining room, much to everyone's confusion.
"That's… odd." said Lucy.
"More like downright weird." said Lynn.
"I'd never do that unless I was told to." Lana said, blinking.
"Ah don't worry about it." Clone Lynn said dismissively as she and the other clones left.
"First Clone Lori enjoys farting and now Clone Lana's basically a neat freak." said Lincoln. "I think we should worry."
"I think baby bro's right, what if our clones act any ways we never do?" asked Lynn.
Lisa held up a piece of data paper. "Well according to my schematics, there may or may not be a few side effects of the cloning experiment." she said.
Everyone eyed her.
"Of course there's a catch." Lola sighed.
"Maybe the side effects won't be so bad." Leni said, trying to be optimistic.
"Yah!" Lily nodded.
But the side effects started to become known as the night grew darker and the stars shone in the sky.
Lynn entered hers and Lucy's room when…
"LUCHA LIBRE!"
Clone Lynn tackled her right out of the room. They flew over the stairs and landed on the ground.
Lynn groaned in pain.
"Oof… nice shot… clone me…" she moaned.
"Be sure to rest up for tomorrow!" Clone Lynn said, punching Lynn's already sore arm as she yelped in pain.
"Oh man…" Lynn muttered as she struggled to get up.
In Lori and Leni's room, the fashionista was looking at which pajamas to wear.
"Hm… my regular night gown? Or the pink one with the cute bunnies on them?" she said, looking at each pair.
"Neither silly goose!"
Leni looked and saw Clone Leni holding up a pair of pajamas. But they were anything but fashionable compared to the dress she made earlier. There were patches all over the place, thread and strings sticking out, and, well, it was just hideous.
"I made this in like a whole minute." Clone Leni said. "I think it brings out your eyes."
"Oh! It does!" Leni said with a strained smile.
"Have fun sleeping in it!" Clone Leni chirped.
Lincoln and Luna had just finished brushing their teeth as they made their way into the hall.
"So the Moon Goats liked the whole two you's thing?" Lincoln asked.
"You bet!" Luna grinned. "And how'd your friends take it?"
"They had stuff going on today. I'll tell them tomorrow." Lincoln replied.
"HOLD IT!"
Lincoln and Luna skidded to a stop to see Clone Luna halting them.
"What's up Clone Me?" asked Luna.
"You two almost tripped over Charles' chew toys!" Clone Luna replied, getting to the objects down below.
"Dang it Charles." Lincoln grunted.
"Well thanks for the warning-" Luna began to say when suddenly she and Lincoln were swept off their feet by Clone Luna.
"Nevermind, I'll take you both to the sack." she said.
Before either Loud sibling could reply, Clone Luna carried Lincoln to his bed, and then carefully made her way to Luna and Luan's room and set the rockstar Loud into her bed gently.
"There you go." she said softly.
"Uh… thanks me." Luna said, weirded out.
As Lana and Lola entered their room, Lana screamed.
"Geez Lana, no need to live up to our last name! That's Luna's job!" exclaimed Lola.
"MY SIDE OF THE ROOM'S CLEAN!" Lana shrieked.
And she was right. Her bed sheets were washed, pillows fluffed, and her pets were in cages with toys and food in tow.
Clone Lana walked up, cleaning her hands with a rag.
"No need to thank me." she said. "Just doing what I always do."
"I'd never clean my side of our room unless even I couldn't even stand the smell!" Lana cried. "And that's saying something!"
"You'll thank me later, dear original sister." Clone Lana replied. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to bathe."
Lana was stunned as her clone left.
"Personally, I think our clones are amazing." Lola said. "That one's a good influence on you."
As Lola turned around, she was met with her clone making a weird face with her tongue sticking out.
"Uh… whaddya doing?" Lola asked.
"Oh just making faces as one does!" Clone Lola innocently replied before doing a fish face with dizzy eyes.
"Ok…?" Lola said awkwardly as she moved to her bed.
Lisa and Clone Lisa set Lily and Clone Lily into the crib.
"Goodnight youngest siblings." Lisa said.
"We will see you come sunrise." said Clone Lisa.
They shut off the lights as Lily hugged her teddy bear. She then felt something tickling her neck. The baby looked over and saw Clone Lily drooling in her sleep. Normally Lily would sometimes drool when she slept… but this drool was like a tiny river flowing into Lily and it was making her very uncomfortable as it managed to soak her .
"Ugh poo-poo." Lily groaned.
Lori and Clone Lori climbed into bed.
"Well I hope Bobby's gonna be ok." Lori said.
"Ah I'm sure he's fine. He usually is." Clone Lori said dismissively. "Well, goodnight."
"Goodnight." Lori said, turning off the lamp.
No sooner did Lori turn off the light, Clone Lori let out another large fart.
"Ugh! Seriously?!" Lori gagged, holding her nose.
"Whoops! Guess that extra cheese is working over time." Clone Lori laughed.
In Lincoln's room, both Lincolns were in their pajamas.
"Welp, time to hit the sack." Lincoln said.
"Once more, cramped in such a tiny space." Clone Lincoln sighed.
"Oh come one, it's not bad." Lincoln told him. "We have our own space."
"Yeah but nothing compared to the sizes of the other rooms." Clone Lincoln scoffed. "I swear it's like Mom and Dad gave us the short-end of the stick. The girls get the bigger rooms. Must be their favorites."
"That's not true, Mom and Dad love us all equally." Lincoln protested.
"Keep on believing that." Clone Lincoln muttered as they both got into bed.
As Clone Lincoln fell asleep, Lincoln turned to the readers, befuddled.
"What's gotten into our clones?" he asked.
The next day, things were no better as the Louds tried to do things to spend the day. But their clones were starting to act even stranger than the day before.
Leni was sewing a yellow sun dress with gold trimming.
"This will totes be my greatest summer creation!" Leni said excitedly.
"And so will this one!" said Clone Leni.
Leni looked over and gasped in horror and Clone Leni's - er - "dress."
Too many different colors of thread stuck out, the sleeves were misaligned, and the hemline looked stretched out.
"Now this is what I call fashion!" Clone Leni beamed. "Ooh! I'm gonna go find my friends and put it on one of them!"
Clone Leni ran off as Leni examined the so-called dress. She dialed a number.
"Miguel! Call Fiona and Chaz! I have a code red fashion emergency! A CODE RED FASHION EMERGENCY!" Leni screamed.
Lucy was enjoying her peace and quiet in her room as she wrote in her poetry book.
"Sigh. The bitter silence." Lucy said as she continued to write.
Suddenly, Clone Lucy burst through the doors, making Lucy yelp in surprise.
"Good day original me!" Clone Lucy said, an odd flare of energy plastered on her face. "What are you doing sitting around in this dark damp room?"
"Trying to write poetry. As my clone you should understand that." Lucy replied, annoyed.
"Write on your own time!" Clone Lucy scoffed, knocking the book out of Lucy's hands, much to her shock. "I feel so pumped up right now! I feel like I can run a marathon!"
Lucy picked up her poetry book, grumping. "You can run on your own time. But I'm writing thank you very much."
"Suit yourself slowpoke!" Clone Lucy said as she ran off, bursting out the door.
Lucy grunted in irritation.
"My clone is starting to go off the deep end…" she said.
Meanwhile, Lana was playing in the mud in the backyard.
"Cannonball!" she shouted as she jumped into the puddle, splashing the fence.
As if on cue, Clone Lana ran over and cleaned the fence with a rag and a bucket of water.
"Lana, quit making the fence muddy!" Clone Lana scolded.
"What? You didn't mind yesterday." Lana said, confused.
"That was before I realized how cleanliness is very important." Clone Lana said importantly before her face darkened as she approached Lana. "And it's your turn."
Lana grew nervous. "Whoa wait, I-I-I already take two baths a day!" she said as she backed away. "I do it so I can shake the water off like a dog!"
"Just making even bigger messes for me to clean!" Clone Lana said before she tackled Lana.
There was a struggle, though instead of a fight cloud, it was a bubble cloud.
The bubbles all popped away to reveal Lana, so shiny and clean, that her skin and clothes were shining in the sunlight. Her teeth even shone as bright as Lola's winning smile. But the forceful cleaning left her moaning in pain a bit.
"There you go Lana! Shiny and clean!" Clone Lana grinned. "See ya!"
And Clone Lana scampered off.
"Gee… thanks!" Lana muttered, wincing as she walked away.
Upstairs inside the rockstar and comedian's room, Luan was feeding Gary when…
*SYMBOL CRASH!*
Luan jumped into the air and landed next to her clone who was holding Luna's symbols, a serious expression on her face.
"What gives Clone Me?" Luan asked.
"Come on ya clown, we got pranks to do!" Clone Luan ordered. "And I ain't clowning around!" She put on a clown nose for emphasis.
"OK we can go pranking!" said Luan. "Just let me finish feeding Gary-"
"NO TIME! PRANK NOW!" Clone Luan ordered, yanking Luan away by the arm.
Gary pouted.
We see Luan and Clone Luan doing pranks across Royal Woods.
A bucket of water dropped onto Scoots in the retirement home as she exited her room.
"What in the name of-!?" Scoots cried as she zoomed out of control.
The Luans laughed before Clone Luan dragged Luan away.
Next, the two Luans waited outside Flip's Food and Fuel. Flip opened the door and stepped on a skateboard he didn't notice under his feet.
"What the nacho cheese?!" Flip cried as he slid all around the convenience store, flailing his arms until he crashed into the dumpster.
Luan barely had time to laugh before Clone Luan dragged her away again.
They were soon placing blue bags into a news van.
"Hurry up ya clown! Katherine Mulligan will be back anytime now!" Clone Luan ordered.
"Yeesh, ya gotta be so bossy?" Luan asked in annoyance. "I'm a professional prankster."
"I know! I'm you! I'm also not taking any of your guff!" Clone Luan snapped.
"What guff-?!" Luan began to retort when her clone yanked her away and they hid in the bushes.
Katherine Mulligan and her news crew arrived, the reporter unlocking the (already unlocked) door and they stepped in, only for a blue explosion to fill the van. Those bags were blue dye packs.
Luan and Clone Luan laughed before the latter shoved the former away quickly.
During all of that, Lola was having a tea party with her clone.
"Would you care for some scones my dear clone?" Lola asked.
"I would love that!" Clone Lola said.
Lola pulled out a tray, only to be met with a funny face from her clone; tongue sticking out, left eye close, and right eye partially closed.
"Uh, whaddya doing?" Lola asked.
"Just sprucing up this lifeless tea party." Clone Lola replied, scrunching up her face.
"Uh there is nothing lifeless about this tea party sister." Lola retorted, offended. "I host the most sophisticated of tea parties and my stuffed animals love them!"
"Yeah but they could be so boring!" Clone Lola retorted. "I'm just adding a little… spice to it!"
Clone Lola blew a raspberry and began making fish faces.
"Ugh! So immature!" Lola groaned in annoyance.
"Come on Lola, lighten up!" Clone Lola retorted.
"Whatever, I'm gonna practice my ribbon dancing." Lola said, grabbing her ribbon.
"And I will join in!" Clone Lola declared, picking up a spare ribbon.
Lola turned on some music and began to practice her spinning ribbon routine. She spun and twirled gracefully as she did her routine.
Clone Lola, on the other hand, well, her performance was anything but gratefully. She spun around, but she was rough with the ribbon. It his various objects on the shelves, knocking them over onto the carpet. And because she was flailing it around, she ended up whipping Lola in the butt.
"YOUCH!" Lola screamed, rubbing her butt. "Watch my tushy!"
"Oh lighten up!" Clone Lola scoffed as she twirled some more, knocking over some of Lola's pageant trophies.
"GAH!" Lola screamed.
Across the hall, Lisa slipped on her lab coat.
"Alright clone me, now that homework is out of the way, what's say we indulge in the study of trichology?" Lisa said.
"Pa-shaw!" Clone Lisa scoffed, much to Lisa's surprise. "I'd rather do something much more entertaining."
"And what pray-tell would that be?" Lisa asked.
"I prefer to count our collection of igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic items; street names for: rocks." Clone Lisa replied, holding up a container of said rocks.
"Counting rocks?" Lisa blinked, bemused. "I'm all for studying their structures and to see if there's any facts scientists have missed, but counting them? That is what we in the scientific community refer to as: BORING!"
"Pa!" Clone Lisa snorted. "Science is boring." She opened the container and began to count. "1… 2… 3…"
"Any plans afterwards?" Lisa asked.
"Oh yes! I plan to stare at the sky." Clone Lisa replied.
"And look at the clouds to study their shape, abnormality, and movement to indicate weather patterns?" Lisa asked.
"No. Just stare at the sky." Clone Lisa drawled.
Lisa blinked as she pulled out a tape recorder. "Such an odd occurrence. It would appear that my clone is exhibiting odd characteristics that aren't like me Lisa Loud, PhD, MD, DDS." she said.
She then heard noming noises. She looked and saw Clone Lily chewing on the legs of her chair.
"Ugh! Clone of younger sibling, please don't chew on my chair!" Lisa said in annoyance.
Clone Lily stopped and moved onto chewing on a block and drooling all over it to the point it looked like a waterfall was coming out of her mouth.
"It would appear that the clone version of Lily is also exhibiting a strange behavior of indecent chewing and a sialorrhea, street name; drooling, all over original Lily's belongings." Lisa noted, seeing spots of drool over Lily's dolls and crib. "Something is clearly wrong here, but I cannot put my metaphorical finger on it."
In the garage, Luna and her band were once again practicing.
"We are slaying it!" cheered Sully.
"Yeah! Rock on!" cheered Sam, throwing up the GOATS.
Luna climbed on top of the work table. Sam, Sully, and Mazzy got ready to catch her
"STAGE DIVE!" Luna hollered.
But just as Luna jumped into the air, a blue of purple tackled her onto a mattress near the door. Sam, Mazzy, and Sully blinked in surprise. The blur was Clone Luna.
"Dude! What gives!?" Luna asked in surprise and annoyed.
"I wasn't gonna let you faceplant onto the garage floor! You'd break your face!" Clone Luna replied. "I had a feeling you'd be reckless. That's why I put the mattress down earlier."
"What? But my band was ready to catch me!" Luna said in confusion.
"And risk them breaking their arms? Not a chance!" her clone replied.
"Clone Luna, it's fine." soothed Sam. "We've done this several times before."
"Just making sure you lot are safe." Clone Luna smiled, patting Sam on the head. "Don't want anything to happen to my favorite band!"
The Moon Goats just stared as Clone Luna added, "Oh! And I recommend you turn your music from an 11 to a 6."
"What?! Why?!" Sully asked in disbelief.
"Just so your ears won't pop." Clone Luna replied. "Better to be safe than sorry!"
Clone Luna then wakes off, though not before placing a safety helmet on Luna's head, much to the original's confusion.
"Well that was weird." said Mazzy.
"Since when is she the overprotective type?" added Sully.
"I have no idea dude and dudette." Luna said. "But that was just plain weird."
Elsewhere, Lincoln and Clone Lincoln were at Gus' Games and Grub with Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Zach, and Stella. The two were playing Dance, Dance, Revolution.
"I got you now!" Lincoln jeered.
"You said that now!" Clone Lincoln jeered back.
"Wow, look at them go!" said Zach.
"Three minutes straight and neither of them are breakin' a sweat!" exclaimed Rusty.
"I'm still trying to register the fact that there are two Lincoln's now." said Liam.
"Well Lincoln did say Lisa's a genius; and we're seeing it right before us." Stella pointed out.
The game ended with Clone Lincoln as the winner.
"Way to go other me!" Lincoln praised.
"Yeah you guys were evenly matched and you won on the first try!" said Clyde.
"It takes a lot to do that." said Rusty. "And the Rust-Man should know-"
"Yes Rusty we've heard how you've won on your first try six times now." Zach cut in, annoyed.
"I'm just glad we can all hang together right now." said Lincoln. "No homework, no bullies, no chaos I have to worry about-"
At that moment, Lynn and Clone Lynn entered Gus'. Clone Lynn was looking competitive while Lynn was looking exhausted.
"Did we… really have to… run all the way to Gus'... after playing 'Extra Rough Football'?" Lynn panted.
"We like it rough!" Clone Lynn laughed.
"Hey it's Lynn…. And another Lynn." said Liam.
"Why are they here?" Clone Lincoln asked in annoyance.
The gang was surprised by his tone.
"Here to have fun obviously." said Lincoln.
Suddenly…
"Move it dweebs! We got dibs on the next game!" Clone Lynn yelled, butt bumping all seven of them out of the way.
"Whoa jeez! Say it, don't slay it!" Zach muttered.
"Sorry guys, she's been-" Lynn began before she was yanked up by Clone Lynn.
"Come on me! Let's see who's better!" Clone Lynn said as she set her original on the dance floor.
And they began to dance. Clone Lynn barely broke a sweat. But Lynn was getting exhausted.
"I've never seen Lynn like that before." Liam quipped.
"Strong people have their limits; even her." said Stella.
"Classic Lynn, just like all the other sisters!" Clone Lincoln groaned.
"What are you talking about?" Lincoln asked.
"Our sisters! They practically butt-in and ruin everything!" Clone Lincoln relief harshly.
This took Lincoln and his gang aback.
"Whoa, way harsh man." said Zach.
"Yeah there's no need to go that far." said Stella.
"Says you! You don't have to put up with them 24/7!" Clone Lincoln yelled, storming off to the bathroom.
"What's gotten into your clone?" Clyde asked.
"I dunno… but I don't like it." Lincoln frowned.
And it was like that for the rest of the day. All the Clone Louds weren't acting like the Loud siblings at all.
Clone Lori was being gassy to a T and embarrassing Lori.
Clone Lori is talking to Carol, Becky, and Dana on her laptop.
"So I said to Terri, no way those shorts would go with that shirt." she said before ripping a loud fart. "Ooh, those chips are talking again!" Clone Lori giggled.
Carol, Becky, and Dana looked disgusted.
"STOP EMBARRASSING ME!" Lori shrieked as she tried to tackle Clone Lori out of the way.
Clone Leni's fashion choices were horrible and yet she didn't seem to notice or care.
"So I combined the plaid, spot, stripe, sequence, and made this totes adorbs dress!" Clone Leni said happily, presenting a hideous dress in front of Leni.
"Uh… thank you!" Leni said nervously. "But uh… I don't… need to wear it…"
"Oh but you must!" Clone Leni said with a creepy smile.
"N-No please, I-I must respectfully decline such a-YAH!" Leni yelled when Clone Leni forced the dress onto her.
"EEEEE!" Clone Leni squealed. "You look totes fabulous!"
Leni looked in the mirror and gasped.
"I-I-I… I… look… hideous!" Leni cried.
"Oh don't be a Silly Billy, it totes matches your expression!" Clone Leni giggled.
Leni could only stare at herself in such a hideous dress in horror and disgust.
Clone Luna was being less of a rocking rockstar and more of an overprotective sister who was practically everywhere.
"Gonna go jam with Sam, I'll be back soon!" Luna called as she got on her bike.
No sooner did she put on her helmet…
"HOLD IT!"
Clone Luna suddenly wrapped Luna in bubble wrap.
"W-What the heck dudette?!" Luna spluttered. "What's with the bubble wrap?!"
"Just doing my sisterly AND guardian duty of keeping you guys safe!" Clone Luna said proudly.
Luna blinked. "Ok first of all, this is a bit… no, more than a bit much. And second, where did you get this bogus 'guardian' idea?"
"Since now!" Clone Luna declared. "Now then, let's make sure you're even more padded!"
Luna gulped.
Clone Luan was being bossy so much that she may as well have been Lori when she was "Queen of No" a while back.
"Come on ya lazy clown, get that prank together!" Clone Luan barked at Luan as she tried to assemble buckets of water above the kitchen entrance.
"I will if you would stop barking at me like that!" Luan retorted. "You're like a dog! Your bark is worse than your bite! Hahahahhaha! Get it?!"
"QUIT YAPPIN' AND GET TO WORK!" Clone Luan yelled.
Luan grunted in annoyance as she assembled the buckets. The two Luan's then hid.
Lana and Clone Lana walked in, both tripped the wire, and got soaked in water.
"'Water' you doing? You shower in the bathroom!" Luan joked as she and her clone laughed.
The Lanas rolled their eyes.
"Ok Luan, let's move it or lose it!" Clone Luan ordered.
"Wait, can't we take a br-WHOA!" Luan yelled when Clone Luan yanked her by the arm and took her away.
Clone Lynn was too tough and aggressive even for Lynn's taste.
"Lynn Loud has the ball." Lynn said, holding a football in the backyard. "Now she gets ready to throw a touch-"
"GOTCHA!" Clone Lynn suddenly tackled Lynn to the ground. "Eat the field loser!" she taunted, shoving Lynn's face in.
"MMPMFMMFMFMMP!" came the muffled shout of Lynn as her clone got off.
"Ok you got me hit there was no need to shove my face in the first!" she yelled.
"Spoken like a wimp who can't take it!" Clone Lynn scoffed.
"Hey, I can take it!" Lynn growled.
"So you say!" Clone Lynn huffed, chest-bumping Lynn so hard that she fell backwards.
Then they're both wrestling in Luchador masks. Lynn had the upper hand until Cline Lynn held her in a head lock and shoved her to the ground, pinning her arm behind her.
"I am the Luchador champion!" Clone Lynn declared, laughing Lynn's arm harder.
"Ok ok ok I yelled! You're gonna break my arm!" Lynn shouted.
Clone Lynn cackled as she got off Lynn who rubbed her bruises.
"This calls for a victory sub!" Clone Lynn yelled, taking off her mask and socking Lynn in the shoulder hard before running inside.
Lynn rubbed herself, yanked off her mask wiped her sweat, and staggered inside.
Inside the kitchen, Clone Lynn was finishing up a meatball sub coated in sauce as Lynn staggered in.
"T-Think next t-time… we can take it a l-little easier…?" Lynn panted.
"What?! Lynn Loud does not take it easy!" Clone Lynn scoffed. "You're talking like a wimp and a loser!"
"Hey, I am no loser!" Lynn retorted. "Even the best need to take it easy sometimes!"
"Not this one! I am the GOAT and fueled up for more!" Clone Lynn bored as she let out a loud burp in Lynn's face. "Whoo! Those meatballs are making their rounds!" she laughed as she ran off.
Lynn just coughed.
Clone Lucy was too energetic for Lucy's liking to the point it got increasingly annoying.
Lucy was writing in her poetry book under the tree in the front yard. Suddenly, she was joined by Clone Lucy.
"HEYLUCYWHAT'SGOINGONAREYOUWRITINHPOETRY?!" she said, jumping up and down
Lucy blinked.
"I'm sorry… what?" she asked.
"I said… AREYOUDOINGPOETRY!" Clone Lucy giddily replied.
"Yes. I am. And if you don't mind, but you'll you please tone down your peppines?" Lucy asked.
"NO WAY JOSÉ!" Clone Lucy shouted, smacking Lucy's poetry. "LIFE IS ABOUT MOTION, NOT SILLY POEMS!"
"It can be about bo-" Lucy began before Clone Lucy grabbed her arm.
"Quit sitting around like you have nothing better to do and let's JOG DOWN TO THE CEMETERY!" Clone Lucy yelled, dragging Lucy away against her will.
"No wait no stop-GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Lucy screamed as she was dragged away, flailing in Clone Lucy's grasp as she ran.
Clone Lana was way too keen on cleanliness.
Lana came in covered in mud spots.
"HOLD IT!" Clone Lana shouted, halting Lana in place.
Clone Lana was wearing a radiation suit, a belt with cleaning supplies, and had a mop in her hands, SOAKED in bubbles.
"Relax, I'll take a bath if it bothers you THAT much." Lana sighed.
"Oh no, That won't do at all." said Clone Lana. "You're too dirty to even step one FOOT in this house!"
She then brought out two spray bottles.
"Not until you are clean through your underwear!" she added.
She began spraying Lana with the water, making her gasp and sputter. Clone Lana then attacked with the mop, coating her in bubbles.
"OK OK you got me!" Lana coughed. "I got bubbles up my nose!"
"Time for disinfectant!" Clone Lana yelled, producing a giant disinfectant spray can.
Lana screamed as she ran out into the backyard.
"GET BACK HERE!" Clone Lana yelled, chasing after her. "YOU WILL BE CLEANER THAN THE YATES' TROPHY ROOM!"
Clone Lola would not stop making silly faces and her ribbon dancing would leave everything either whipped or broken.
Lola was trying to have a sophisticated tea party with Meli and Roxanne, but Clone Lola wouldn't stop making faces all around them.
"Uh Lola… does your… cloney-thing have to do that?" Meli awkwardly asked.
"Uh no! Of course not!" Lola awkwardly laughed. She gritted her teeth at her clone. "Must you do that in the presence of my friends?!" she growled.
"You're no fun!" Clone Lola huffed. "Fine, if you're gonna be that way, I'll just ribbon dance."
Lola's eyes widened in horror.
"Nonononono, that is NOT-" she began.
Too late.
Clone Lola began to whip the ribbon like a. Well. Whip. She whipped the mirror and it broke. She whipped the pillows on Lola's bed, causing feathers to fly everywhere. She whipped the whole tea set, shattering it.
Lola, Meli, and Roxanne screamed as they ran out of the room from Clone Lola's "ribbon dancing."
"YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND!" Lola shouted.
Clone Lola just made a face.
Close Lisa would just be boring, and it annoyed Lisa a lot.
"Finally… I think I am about to make an unstaining beverage!" Lisa grinned as she was about to insert a drop of red liquid into a beaker filled with purple liquid.
Suddenly, Clone Lisa shoved all of Lisa's science equipment into the trash.
"What in Curie's radium?!" Lisa exclaimed. "Why did you do that?!"
"Your science bores me." Clone Lisa replied. "I would rather stare at the ceiling for hours on end."
She hopped onto Lisa's bed.
Lisa huffed. "Well if science bores you, I shall indulge in mathematics."
Lisa brought out her Math book, only for Clone Lisa to throw her shoes at it, knocking it out of Lisa's hands.
"I'd prefer not to be bored by your out-loud math problems." Clone Lisa retorted.
Lisa snarled, annoyed and mad.
And Clone Lily wouldn't stop chewing and drooling, even for a baby.
Lily was trying to play with her teddy bear, only for her to discover it was covered in drool.
"Uck! Who did dat?!" Lily demanded.
Her answer was Clone Lily chewing on a block.
Lily then tried to play with her foam blocks… but they were all chewed up. Lily fumed angrily when she saw Clone Lilu drooling all over them.
Lily then tried to nap in her crib… but her pillow was soaked in drool. Lily fussed in anger.
And Clone Lincoln… would not stop complaining, claiming that his sisters were "ruining his life".
"Everytime I try to have fun or come up with a plan that benefits me, THEY always come in and ruin it!" Clone Lincoln sulked as he sat on the couch.
"Come on, they may be much but they're our family." said Lincoln. "We love them."
"If they 'loved me,' I wouldn't get the short-end of the stick every time!" Clone Lincoln complained.
"Will you just calm down? They mean well. And they are not like that all the time." Lincoln said, annoyed.
At that moment, Clone Lynn burst in.
"Chest bump Stinkolns!" she yelled, Chest bumping Clone Lincoln and then Lincoln hard, making them fall over.
Clone Lynn then spurted upstairs.
"SEE WHAT I MEAN!?" Clone Lincoln yelled.
At that moment, Lynn, red, sweaty, and panting, came in. She helped the two up.
"Sorry… about… her." she panted. "Geez… I never knew I could be so… much sometimes…"
Lynn slowly climbed up the stairs.
"Every. Time. And I an sick of it!" Clone Lincoln yelled. "My life is a living disaster!"
He stormed off as Lincoln sighed.
"Where does this guy GET these crazy ideas?" he said to no one in particular.
Soon, they were all in Lori and Leni's room.
"This sibling meeting is called to order." said Lori, banging her shoe on her dresser.
"I'm sure we can all agree… the clones have to go." Lincoln said bluntly. "I don't know how, but somehow they have gotten so annoying, mean, and out of control."
"He's right." nodded Lynn. "I never knew how aggressive I could be until I saw it… from myself. She's basically a football player high on sugar our steroids."
"I don't know where Clone Me suddenly picked up the overprotective gene, but it's gotten pretty bogus dude." said Luna.
"Clone Me is so bossy!" muttered Luan. "Yes the pranks are fun, but not to the extent of being barked at."
"My clone totes has a terrible taste in fashion!" Leni cried, revealing the multi-patterned dress. "Have you seen this abomination?! NONE OF THESE PATTERNS MIX RIGHT!"
Lori and Lola cringed at that.
"Well at least you clone doesn't have an abysmal ribbon dance! Practically everything in my room was whipped to pieces by that facemaking sissy!" Lola exclaimed, hugging Eunice, Mr. Sprinkles, and Rosie. "I rescued my darlings before they could be beheaded."
"My clone is a neat freak! And not in a good way. At all!" Lana cried before shuddering. "I still see the mop attacks when I close my eyes…"
"Lily Clone chew and drew! Blah!" Lily grunted.
"My clone is not only who we in the science community call 'boring' when it comes to a activities, but she also deliberately prevented me from indulging in them by tossing it into the garbage!" Lisa fumed.
"Mine is too energetic for my liking. And she kept trying to force it on me." Lucy muttered. "It was like she ate to much sugar at a candy store."
"And mine wouldn't not stop farting around; physically and literally." Lori said in annoyance.
"You do have a flatulence problem." Luna reminded her.
"It-!" Lori began.
"Don't bother!" her siblings shouted.
Lori sighed. "Anyways… she wouldn't stop doing I'd deliberately and it's embarrassing me in front of everyone and it's literally annoying!"
"And my clone acts like my life is a living nightmare thanks to you guys." Lincoln grunted.
The girls looked hurt.
"Way harsh man…" Luna said, rubbing her arms.
"Guys, you know I don't think that." Lincoln said softly. "No matter how many times we all live up to our last name - and more - a lot, I still love you."
His sisters smiled.
"Thanks Linky." smiled Lori.
"Lisa, what happened to our clones?" asked Lola.
"Yeah, one minute they're just like us, the next they're jerks that don't act the way we usually do." said Lincoln.
"I ran a diagnostics on my clone." said Lisa, looking over her computer notes. "I took a brain-scan of her while she was reading a 4-page-book… for the 7th time today. I then ran it through the machine. It turns out there was a mishap in the machine's caliber when constructing with our DNA. When our clones were created, the brains created within them ended up altered in several ways."
"So that's why they're acting crazier than you when you have too much chocolate!" Lynn exclaimed.
"Is there a way we can fix them?" asked Luna.
"No dice." Lisa sighed. "Their brains were altered over the course of several hours. And they will not stop until they are altered into… how shall I out this… aggressive duplicates."
"Aggressive what?" asked Lana.
"In Layman's terms… violet clones." Lisa said. "Brain malfunction at it's worse."
The siblings looked nervous.
"In order to stop our clone's unbearable shenanigans before they spiral out of control… we must destroy them." Lisa said. "I'm sorry it had to come to this, but I'm afraid there is no other choice."
"We understand Lise." sighed Lori.
"But how do we get rid of them?" asked Lana.
"We must lead them back to the machine." said Lisa.
Suddenly, the door burst open. The Louds screamed as the cloned Louds came in.
"You are not destroying us!" Clone Lori shouted.
"You NEED us!" shouted Clone Lola.
"Without us, you all have NO ONE!" said Clone Leni.
"Not true, we have each other and our friends!" snarled Lincoln.
"We meant in this family!" said Clone Luna.
"Stop them before they can destroy us!" Clone Lisa yelled.
The Louds screamed when the clone Louds tackled them. It was a 22-person fight cloud. Multiple screams were heard as they fought.
The fight cloud carried out into the hall.
"HOW DO WE STOP THEM?!" yelled Lola as Clone Lola yanked on her hair.
"WE'RE EVENLY MATCHED!" cried Luan.
As Clone Lincoln pinned Lincoln against the ground, he had an idea.
"Use their differences from us against them!" he yelled.
"Good idea Linky!" Lynn called.
"And lead them back to the machine!" Lisa shouted.
Lisa dragged her clone self into her room.
"You can't win!" Clone Lisa yelled, tugging at Lisa's wig.
"Don't count on it! Unlike you, I am no bore when fighting back!" Lisa yelled, grabbing the books Clone Lisa read and threw them.
The books crashed off Clone Lisa and she fell into the machine, unconscious after hitting the wall.
Lynn kicked Clone Lynn with both feet and tackled her to the ground. She wrapped her body around Clone Lynn and dragged her around.
"Get off me Stink-Lynn!" Clone Lynn yelled.
"Not happening!" Lynn yelled, bringing Clone Lynn to the ground and twisted her arm against her.
"What are you doing?!" Clone Lynn yelled in pain.
"Showing you how a real athlete handles schmucks like you!" Lynn roared, bring Clone Lynn up, slammed her against the wall hard, and then tossed her into the machine, unconscious.
Luan and Clone Luan struggled against each other.
"STOP THIS FIGHTING RIGHT NOW YOU CLOWN!" Clone Luan barked.
"NOT UNTIL YOU GET OFF OF ME AND I'LL SUBMIT!" Luan yelled back.
"Fine!" Clone Luan yelled back getting off. "Ready to listen now?!"
Luan smirked. "Nope." She suddenly pulled out her boxing glove prop and activated it.
The glove sprung and punched Clone Luan so hard she flew across the hall and crashed against the machine, knocking her out.
Luna and Clone Luna dragged their flight into the former's room.
"I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU!" Clone Luna yelled.
"You're doing a bogus job right now!" Luna yelled back. "We don't need such overprotection!"
"Then I will bloody force it ONTO YOU!" Clone Luna roared.
As Luna fought, she spotted the bubble wrap near her dresser.
"Not if I do it first mate!" Luna smirked.
Luan kicked her clone off of her and snatched the bubble wrap. As Clone Luna got up, Luna ran around her and tied her up with the bubble wrap.
"Oy! Let me go!" Clone Luna seethed.
"Sorry brah, but you're too looney." Luna said before using her symbols to bash against her clone's head, knocking her out.
Leni and Clone Leni were in a struggle.
"I am totes gonna win!" Clone Leni said with a wicked grin.
"No way, fake me!" Leni retorted.
Leni saw the last dress Clone Leni made laying on the dresser. She rolled away from Clone Leni trying to punch her and yanked the dress and shoved it over her clone, trapping her arms in it. Clone Leni struggled to get out of the dress as Leni kicked her in the legs and Clone Leni fell over, hitting her head on the bed, knocking her unconscious.
Leni then quickly dragged her clone to Lisa and Lily's room as Lana and Clone Lana wrestled each other.
"I get that being clean is important sometimes but you tried to force it on to me! BADLY!" Lana cried.
"Once I'm through with you, I will make sure NOTHING in this house, no human, animal, or object gets filthy AGAIN!" Clone Lana growled.
But Lana wouldn't have it. "In your mop-soaked DREAMS!" she yelled.
Lana yanked her clone by the pigtails and headbutted her away. Lana then ran over and grabbed the mop by hers and Lola's closet, soaked it, and shoved it against Clone Lana's face. Clone Lana coughed from the water and bubbles before Lana whacked her unconscious with the mop handle. Lana then grabbed her and took her to the machine.
Lucy and Clone Lucy wrestled on the former's bed.
"YOU WILL NEVER SEND ME BACK TO THE DARK!" Clone Lucy snarled, banging Lucy against her pillow.
"Very well then… guess I will have to do it your way." Lucy snarled.
Lucy grabbed her clone's arms, dragged her off of the bed, and then spun her around like a rag doll.
Clone Lucy yelled in terror before Lucy let her go. She crashed into the dresser, knocking her out cold. Lucy then quickly dragged her into Lisa and Lily's room.
Lori and Clone Lori continued their tussle near the stairs.
"You won't get rid of me! I'm you with literally no regrets!" Clone Lori yelled, pulling on Lori's hair, making her yell.
As Lori landed, her stomach rumbled.
"You're right." Lori smirked. "Which means I won't regret doing this!"
She rolled out of the way as Clone Lori tried to tackle her and bent down.
"Fire in the hole!" Lori yelled, farting loudly at her clone.
PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!
Clone Lori coughed and staggered from the gas before Lori socked her in the face, kicked her in the leg, and then shoved her into the wall face-first, knocking her out.
"Guess there is a perk to having gas; dealing with scum like you!" Lori smirked triumphantly as she dragged her clone away.
Lola and Clone Lols wrestled between Lola's bed and tea party table.
"You are a lot harder to fight than Lana!" Lola muttered.
"We're evenly matched!" said Clone Lola, blowing a raspberry. "You and I? We're. The. SAME!"
"NO. WE'RE. NOT!" Lola yelled, fling her clone over her.
Lola snatched the ribbon, twirled it, and tied up Clone Lola.
"Hey! Let me go!" Clone Lola yelled.
"Not on your life!" Lola said, making a goofy face mockingly before she headbutted Clone Lola unconscious.
Lola shook her head.
"Sorry my clone. Parting is such sweet sorrow… not." Lola said as she dragged her clone away.
The two Lily's were fighting near Lily and Lisa's bedroom. Clone Lily had the upper hand until Lily spotted her teddy bear near the doorway. Stretching out far enough from Clone Lily's grasp, Lily used her teeth to grab the teddy and swing it at Clone Lily's face, knocking her out.
"Teddy!" Lily babbled, hugging her bear before dragging her unconscious clone away by her diaper.
Finally, the Lincolns were fighting hard, exchanging punches and kicks. Clone Lincoln got the upper hand.
"Why would you want to side with them Lincoln? Our sisters never care about us! Only about themselves! Our life in this house is a nightmare!" Clone Lincoln yelled.
"You are wrong Clone Me…" Lincoln growled, "My sisters may be much, but so am I!"
Lincoln socked his clone in the nose.
"We may be a lot for each other to handle, but I wouldn't change a thing about them! No matter how crazy they may get, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY LIFE HERE!" Lincoln yelled.
Lincoln grabbed his clone's shirt and shoved him into the wall, and then punched him into Lynn and Lucy's door, kicked him in the stomach, and backhanded him across his face.
As Clone Lincoln tried to recover, Lincoln jumped up and kicked him in the face, sending him flying into the machine unconscious.
All the Louds panted as Lisa sealed the door shut.
"Dang dudes… that was intense." Luna commented.
"Insane? Lunes, we had to fight ourselves!" Lynn exclaimed.
"Still, nice planning Linky." smiled Luan. "Really helped us take our obnoxious doppelgängers down."
"Yeah bro! You did great on your clone too!" said Lana.
"Thanks guys." Lincoln smiled.
Lisa looked at the unconscious clones and sighed. "Looks like my cloning experiment was a disaster." she said.
"Hey you did your best Lisa." soothed Leni. "I'm sure you'll do better next time."
Lisa perked up a bit.
"But… do we really HAVE to destroy them?" Lincoln asked.
The siblings looked at the unconscious clones.
"I mean… they technically are human. Even if they are us with several… differences… that doesn't mean they deserve to be erased." Lincoln said with a small frown.
"Lincoln's right." Lori sighed. "They are living breathing humans. But they can't stay here."
"But where can they go?" asked Lola.
Lincoln perked up. "I have an idea."
Later that night, the siblings were on the couch, video-chatting with their friends on Lori's computer.
Clyde, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, Liam, Rusty, Zach, Stella, Sam, and Benny were shown on screen.
"Sorry it didn't work out with your clones." said Zach.
"But it was cool seeing double Louds." said Rusty.
"Yeah and we're sorry if some of them were too much for you guys." said Luna.
"Oh don't worry about it." smiled Sam.
"I'm just glad I finally know what was going on since Bobby was a talking mess." said Ronnie Anne.
"I JUST DIDN'T KNOW!" Bobby cried.
"So what did happen with the clones?" asked Stella.
"We sent them on a bus to some of our relatives on a farm in Hazeltucky." said Luan.
"We thought the farm life would do them well and hopefully make them better than how they acted around us." said Luan.
"And wouldn't you know it? 2 hours there and they love it already!" said Lana.
"Haiku was already to bury their ashes if Lisa had destroyed them." Lucy added darkly.
Haiku walked past with a shovel.
"Instead I buried my old hamster since my backyard is getting a pool… with Lucy's permission of course." Haiku said as she walked out the door.
Everyone blinked.
"When did she get here?" asked Lola.
"It's best not to question goths Lols." said Lana.
"Do you think you'll master cloning again Lisa?" asked Clyde.
"Perhaps someday, but I'll put it on hold for right now." said Lisa.
"Well either way, clone or no clones, we're still happy hanging out with one of you each." smiled Sam.
"Yeah we like doing that with you guys with all our hearts." smiled Benny.
"And we're glad you do." smiled Lori.
After saying goodbye, Lori closed her laptop.
"You know, despite how our clones acted, I'm gonna miss those dudes." said Luna.
"Me too." said Lynn, sighing.
"Hey don't worry about it guys." smiled Lincoln. "We have each other to hang out with if your friends are busy. And that's good enough for me."
The sisters all murmured in agreement.
"Yeah I love hanging with you dudes!" smiled Luna.
"So do I." smiled Lori.
"So does Wiwy!" Lily babbled.
"In that case, Dream Boat anyone?" asked Lincoln.
The girls nodded as Lincoln turned the TV on.
"I'm glad things are back to normal and I have all 10 sisters with me." said Lincoln.
"Aw, thanks Lincoln!" the girls smiled.
"YOUFORGOTABOUTME!" Clone Lucy suddenly yelled, jumping on the couch.
The Loud screamed.
(CAST)
Lincoln/Clone Lincoln
Bentley Griffin
Lori/Clone Lori
Catherine Taber
Leni/Clone Leni
Liliana Mumy
Luna/Clone Luna
Nika Futterman
Luan/Clone Luan
Cristina Pucelli
Lynn/Clone Lynn/Lucy/Clone Lucy/Zach
Jessica DiCicco
Lana/Clone Lana/Lola/Clone Lola/Lily/Clone Lily/Scoots/Cheryl
Grey Griffin
Lisa/Clone Lisa/Liam/Becky
Lara Jill Miller
Clyde
Jaeden White
Rita
Jill Talley
Lynn Sr./Todd
Brian Stepanek
Ronnie Anne
Izabella Alvarez
Bobby
Carlos PenaVega
Rusty
Diego Alexander
Mazzy
Ry Chase
Mr. Grouse/Chunk/Flip
John DiMaggio
Meli
Sabrina Fest
Benny
Sean Giambrone
Bill
Garrett Hammond
Maybelle
Telma Hopkins
Haiku
Georgie Kidder
Sully
A.J. Locascio
Sam
Alyson Stoner
Stella
Haley Tju
FINALLY DONE!
In case you're curious about unfamiliar characters:
Bill is the delivery man who gave Lincoln his 13-person sled in A Loud House Christmas.
Chess-Bot is a robot Lisa made to help Lynn Sr. win at online chess in the "Love Out Loud" book and Lisa's only female robot (so far).
MarvelEarth19999, I hope you liked it!
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