Having had a successful scam for once, The Eds have just finished their jawbreakers. They walk down the sidewalk and towards the cul-de-sac,
"Shoulda thought of that one in the first place." Eddy laments, but with a smile.
"I only recommended it 4 times, Eddy." Edd reminds him.
"Let it go, Sockhead." Eddy remarks. "So, boys. What's next?"
"Oh! Oh! I know! I know!" THUMP! THUMP! SPLISH! An excited Ed tramples his friends into pancake-like shapes as he takes out a comic, "We can watch the Robotaclypse Marathon! See, look! All day, cyborgs and androids going at it for control of the New World Order!"
"Oh, cool!" Edd and Eddy literally put themselves back in one piece and stare at the advertisement.
"My place we go!" Ed starts to lead the way.
"Not so fast there, Big guy!" Eddy reminds him, "Last time we went to your house for somethin' like this, that stupid sister of yours ruined everything and we ended up watching it on Rolf's puny TV."
"Eddy is correct, Ed." Edd adds, "Let us turn from the possibility of stirring Sarah's wrath by simply watching it at mine or Eddy's home."
"Mine." Eddy decides. "Those folks of yours might tell you it's not educational enough or that you might get nightmares or whatever. Let's get some snacks first."
Eddy's House
Later on, The Eds are stocked full of snacks in Eddy's living room, ready to begin the marathon.
"What's takin' 'im so long?" Eddy impatiently waits for Edd to leave the bathroom.
"Maybe he ate too much pickle cake, Eddy!" Ed dimly replies.
"Wh-?" Eddy refrains from insulting him when Edd vacates the bathroom.
"Bout time! Jeez!" Eddy uses the bathroom.
"A simple consideration, Ed." Edd requests, "Please refrain from consuming all of the potato chips and donuts."
"Potato chips and donuts!" Ed, not understanding a word Edd said, moves to do the opposite!
"No!" Edd swipes the two coveted snacks: Thwack! Ed's head snaps the portable table in half.
"Yo, we ready?" Eddy exits the bathroom.
"Set, go, Eddy!" Ed grins despite his face being red, swollen, and riddled with scratches and marks.
The Eds enjoy the first movie without a problem. Well, almost. Ed, who has indeed eaten most of the donuts, tries to eat the last one, but Eddy takes it and replaces it with a toy-sized rubber tire.
Not realizing this, Ed bites and chews it, "Mmm! Stretchy!"
Eddy snickers to himself as Edd shakes his head and rolls his eyes unamused.
The next movie barely begins when,
Wha-bam! Eddy's front door is knocked down by Kevin and Sarah, who, as usual, seem annoyed with the Eds.
"Greetings, Kevin. Sarah." Edd politely acknowledges them.
"Hallo, baby sister!" Ed does the same.
"What do you want?" Eddy asks aggravated.
"To know what you dorks are up to." Kevin folds his arms and takes a tone.
"Doesn't take a genius...genius." Eddy points to the TV.
"That's just it. You nimrods never do that!" Sarah points out.
"Read the script, fish-mouth." Eddy remarks. "Today's all about this."
"Like you don't ad-lib." Kevin continues.
"Here's one line not in the script...get the-" horse-whinny sound-effect "-out of my house." Eddy says fed up; his friends and enemies alike are in shock.
"Yeah?" Wham! Crunch! Kevin destroys Eddy's TV with a baseball bat he pulled out of nowhere, "Watch that, loser."
"And go on a diet!" Sarah swipes the Eds' snacks and throws them outside; a huge flock of birds appear out of nowhere and consume them all!
"Errrgh, you!" Eddy turns red and readies to charge Kevin and Sarah as they mock and laugh at him,
"No, Eddy!" Ed promptly stops him. "It's not in the script!"
Kevin and Sarah leave, still laughing. Afterwards, though it takes some hours, Edd manages to repair the front door and television, but unfortunately, they have missed the rest of the marathon.
"Apologies, dear friend." Edd touches Eddy's shoulder. "But look at the bright side. Your parents will have no cause to discipline you for your television's destruction."
"Remember what I said to you before all this, Double D?" Eddy glances at Edd, still furious with Kevin and Sarah. "About why we couldn't watch it at your place?"
"You mentioned the accurate possibility of my parents reacting poorly in reference to education and nightmares." Edd recalls.
"Right there. Nightmares." Eddy grins mischievously. "Let's make one for those two."
That Night
All but The Eds have been invited to a gathering in Kevin's backyard. After roasting marshmallows, all six cul-de-sac kids ready to watch a late-night movie. While they are all in the kitchen,
RUMBLE! Ed, having burrowed under Kevin's lawn, "swims" around underground to create an earthquake.
All six cul-de-sac kids run outside to see the origin, not believing it is a true earthquake.
At that moment, Edd sneaks inside the kitchen and puts a chemical of some kind into four of the six cups.
Simultaneously, Eddy takes out the action movie they were going to watch and replaces it with an R-rated horror film. He sneaks out unnoticed with Edd.
"Probably those Kankers again. Whatever." Kevin shrugs.
Everyone grabs their drinks and heads to the living room to watch the film. Having never seen it before, the previews alone are not enough to make Kevin suspicious. Just as the film begins, they notice it is horror film instead.
"What the-?" Kevin remarks confused.
"Ooh, I always wanted to see this movie!" Jonny exclaims excited.
"Yeah, like, is this the surprise you had in mind, Kevin?" Nazz asks. "If it is, it's totally cool."
"I-I don't like movies like this, Sarah." The gutless Jimmy quivers.
"Don't worry, Jimmy. I'll hold your hand." Sarah does so.
"Ha! Rolf would find Nana's sixth toenail more terrifying than this series of confusing pictures, yes? No?" Rolf scoffs.
"Uh, yeah. Surprise, Surprise." Kevin goes along with it but remains suspicious.
Within the first ten minutes, the film is relatively slow and Rolf, Jimmy, Nazz, and Jonny end up falling asleep as a result of the chemical substance Edd laced their drinks with. As intended, Kevin and Sarah remain awake when the truly horrible, terrifying stuff happens.
"GAH!" Sarah jumps in Kevin's arms at the climax; the film concludes. She looks at Kevin and shoves him off in disgust, "Ew!"
"Right back at you, twerp!" Kevin shudders.
Looking through the window from a distance, Eddy sits with his friends as he chuckles wickedly, "Good. Their nerves are wound up tight. Now, it's time for bed."
Sure enough, as again intended, Kevin and Sarah join their friends in sleeping in the living room but-
"Aggggh! Mommy!" Sarah has a nightmare that she is being chased by shadowy demons and white-light monsters! A white light monster captures and lifts her up,
"NO!" She screams when a shadowy demon moves to eat her out of the palm of the white-light monster's hand!
"Gah! No!" Kevin's nightmare isn't any better.
"Back off, man! Back off!" Kevin has a nightmare where he tries to fight off zombie bodybuilders with a golf club. One of them takes the club and eats it before it moans,
"Mmm, Iron."
"Now for protein!" Says the other zombie bodybuilder, who grabs Kevin when he tries to escape.
"No! No way!" Kevin fruitlessly tries to resist when the two bodybuilders start to pummel him.
"Dah!" Kevin wakes up suddenly the next morning; he finds himself being laughed at by all but Sarah when they notice he wet his pants as well as his bag.
"Plank says you sprung a leak there, Kev!" Jonny laughs; the others follow.
Kevin, embarrassed and terrified, runs upstairs to his room. After his friends leave for a moment, he meets with Sarah, telling her he knows the Eds are behind what happened last night.
"Ooh, those guys are dog meat!" Sarah pounds her fist in her hand.
"Right. Let's go teach 'em two wrongs don't make a right." Kevin grabs an actual golf club.
Eddy's House
Wha-bam! They knock down Eddy's door, again, and search the place for him and the others.
"Don't bother hidin', dorkenstein!" Kevin yells, "I know you-"
He goes silent when he hears a familiar, terrifying sound. Sarah too. They look to their right for about nine seconds and see nothing. But then,
"Protein! iron! Sarah! Sarah!" A huge zombie bodybuilder shows up suddenly alongside a tall white-light monster and a shortish shadowy demon!
"No way! Aggh! Run! Agh!" The traumatized Kevin and Sarah make a beeline right out of the house.
The three "monsters" reveal themselves as the Eds in costume; Ed being the zombie, Edd being the white-light monster, and Eddy being the shadowy demon.
"Yeah, that'll learn em!" Eddy grins satisfied.
"A shame. I had just repaired your door yesterday." Edd says.
"Fret not, friends. Because Ed has a constipation prize!" Ed digs into his jacket.
"I think you mean-" Edd starts to correct him.
"A five-hour miniseries!" Ed shows them an advertisement from yet another comic; Space Munchers from the Planet Eatron!
Eddy and Edd look at it and then each other; the former says to the latter, "Your place?"
"Indeed." Edd agrees, feeling this third time will be the charm.
"Time to eat all the chips and donuts!" Ed runs out of the doorway laughing.
"No, Ed!" Eddy and Edd chase after him.