Okay, I had thought to take the intro half of my Mario story and add it to kick this one off, and just alter it when I get to the part that is different.
But you guys deserve better, so I am going to do my best to alter a good deal of the intro.
Just keep in mind that Bowser and Gannon roles will require very similar setup to get him ready to be them.
=-=-=-=-=For the Love of Din, why=-=-=-=-=-=
Dipper was doing a bit of weightlifting before he got dressed to head out. He had stalled his parents from sending them off to Gravity Falls for a couple years, mostly by behaving, until this year.
In his defense, Mabel was the one that put those boys in the hospital, but they did try to take advantage of her. This run through, he has been making sure to put himself on a diet that would leave him with a tall stature and give him plenty of muscle.
Dipper was caught off a bit when Mabel chose to follow his lead after he mentioned what he was doing.
Which lead the two to having awesome physiques. His muscles had plenty of girls drooling over him. Too bad they ruined their chances by showing him how shallow they truly were in previous lifetimes. He also knew that his sister attracted the wrong kind of attention with her figure.
Their parents enjoyed bragging about how beautiful and well behaved their children were. Dipper and Mabel were all about being the straight and narrow. They never caused trouble and were often referred to as angels.
Dipper does realize how shocked they were going to be when he went full villain this summer.
And so, Dipper makes sure he has everything all set for when he prepares to Take Over the Falls. (Play on the episode title 'Take back the Falls')
Mabel walked into the room as she asked Dipper about being ready. Dipper rolled his eyes as he looked at her. Mabel may have been an angel throughout their lives, but after having spent a good deal of time with him while working out, she wound up comparing every guy to him.
And every guy wound up disappointing her. Dipper had trained his body to prepare for when he gave himself the dark powers of Ganondorf.
Dipper looked over what his sister was wearing, taking in how she looked in her dress sweaters, since she copied him and ate what he ate, and exercised with him, besides for weightlifting, she had a good deal of muscle in her legs.
Her body was filled out nearly perfectly. People usually said a girl's chest was just fat, but Dipper was sure his sister's were filled with sugar.
Dipper got up and got ready, wearing a brick-red shirt, and threw on his black leather jacket. Mabel always teased him about being a macho biker.
A pair of black jeans and boots finished his usual outfit as he began to walk out with his sister.
Dipper had an adventure to set up.
=-=-=-=-=Gravity Falls=-=-=-=-=-=
Dipper had questioned how he was going to go about this, Ganondorf had worked his way up to royal adviser before taking over by killing the king, but he didn't want to work with the fool he called the king of Gravity Falls.
Preston was not someone he wanted to deal with for prolong periods of time, without torturing him that is.
So, it was just a walk in, plant the tools for his defeat, before murdering Preston and claiming his rule over the town. Forcing everyone to fear him through magic.
He would have to lure the fool out of his mansion, kidnap Pacifica, and make sure all feared opposing him, that way, Wendy would be the only one brave enough to stand up against him.
Dipper stepped through the woods, finding a nice little field, in the proper direction. It even had a nice large boulder he could use.
Dipper created the mechanism that would activate and deliver the outfit that would aid Wendy in her fight against him.
He had to make this appear magical, so as soon as she pulled the sword from the stone, a pillar would rotate out of the ground right in front of it, where within a cubby, she would find a white glimmering tunic, that would change it's color to match her preference.
He expected her to confront him with a plaid tunic and the sword after he launches her into the woods, close enough to be led to it by a couple of fairies he bribed. Fairies loved sweets, so it just cost him a couple cookies.
So, Dipper just had to wait, confront Preston during pioneer day, kill the man, and when Wendy inevitably attacks him for killing someone, he will toy with her a bit, before launching the girl all the way into the woods, where the fairies would catch her, heal her, and lead her here to get the 'master sword' and the gilded tunic.
She would then come back as he was setting up the town how he wanted to set it up, making it look more medieval, and they would battle it out in the streets, allowing everyone to know who their hero was.
And he would knock her down, crippling their hope, and scaring Wendy. Wendy would then be left to wallow in defeat.
Before standing and returning to the fairies, who will give her a journal of his own make. That she would be allowed to read and learn from. It will teach her how to properly learn to wield the blade of evil's bane.
It would also guide her how to upgrade the sword. Dipper had disguised himself years ago, first to fix that ghost issue, second was to deliver the upgrades to the master sword to select monsters.
All Wendy had to do was clear a test from each one. He had through the past week or so, taken something from each monster he once gave an item to.
He then, using the DNA of the shapeshifter in Ford's bunker, created creatures that she would have to kill to get the items he stole from them.
His plan was genius.
Dipper went through this summer as normal as possible, making sure to 'act strange' to throw Mabel off. He needed her on Wendy's side this time around, she is going to be Wendy's 'Saria'.
He has even taught Mabel how to play the ocarina, which will help Wendy in her adventure. That was a plot hole in the game he had to clear up before he started.
Wendy didn't really have instrument skills, so he had to cover that somehow.
Dipper has had to spend a good deal of this time acting sick, strange, and a bit snappish.
And now, he has been hanging in the woods since he ran off during the party. It was a simple act of snapping at the people in the line, before acting scared himself and running off into the woods.
Maybe he will try being an actor in one of these timelines.
As the town was gathered in the town square, all listening to Pacifica talk about her family founding Gravity Falls, happily and blissfully unaware of what he was about to do.
Pacifica was standing upon the stage as she gave her little speech, she long ago decided against asking why she had to do this.
Her father just hated having to deal with the 'common' folk, as he called them. She got the short end of this shtick, because they all ogled her lately. Pacifica groaned as she was made to smile for the camera.
Suddenly, there were black clouds swarming in the sky, followed by an evil laugh.
Everyone was shocked to see a tall handsome man, float over the fields as he laughed. He was dressed like a royal, even having a strange crown on his head. His black leather coat was held closed by gold chains, black leather pants and a blood-red shirt under his coat. His eyes were glowing red, while there was a streak of red through his hair.
Preston stepped forward "What is the meaning of this."
Dipper scoffed. "Please tell me you're not the hero destined to battle me. I have no time for losers."
Dipper waved his arm, before Preston was struck with a bolt of lightning. Hadn't killed him that way yet. (Bonus Points)
Dipper switched his stare to Pacifica, he slowly floated over, landing upon the stage as he lifted her head to stare into her eyes.
He looked into them, acting as if he was searching for something, before a wide grinned spread across his face. "There it is."
A quick wave of his hand, and Pacifica was placed within a beautiful blue crystal, suspended in slumber as she floated. The lower half of the crystal was solid blue, keeping people from getting a look up her dress.
Just as Dipper was growing impatient for Wendy to pop up, he heard the tell tales of someone drawing a sword. Maybe Wendy found the sword early? That would ruin his awesome storyline, but it was still recoverable.
Turning around, Dipper had to give the sight a look of silence. Before biting his cheek and shoving his thumb uncomfortably into his side.
He had to do everything in his power not to both laugh his ass off and shout out his frustrations.
Because what was in front of him was an expected group.
Mabel, Wendy, Tambry, Robbie, Lee, Nate, Stan, Soos, and Thompson. The teens had teamed up with his family, because Wendy was the one that ditched him when he had his 'episode'.
Wendy was their de facto leader, where she stormed, they followed.
But the one holding the sword, was Robbie.
The idiot didn't even know how to hold a weapon. And he swears the other teens were all feeling secondhand embarrassment from the looks on their faces.
Robbie's tunic had taken on a checkered pattern, black and white.
He looked ridiculous. Wendy would have made the tunic look better, not because she was more attractive, but because she could wield the weapon with at least a proper grip.
Robbie shouted a couple things about being the chosen hero that was there to stop his evil ways, and rescue Dipper from the grasp of his dark spirit clutches.
It might have been something that sounded heroic in his head, but it came off as more of a battle prep cry from a magical girl.
Maybe he should punish the boy by making him go through that in a later life, because this shit had just ruined every plan he had made.
Well, when life gives you lemons.
Credit where it was due, Robbie did indeed run in to battle. And he did look brave, up until the sword fell out of his hands when he jumped at him and went for a downward slash.
Dipper stared at the boy as he stood there, post swing, the sword stabbing into the ground behind him.
Dipper backhanded the boy. Dipper felt the boy deserved the pimp slap.
His team facepalmed. Wendy rushed forward, her favorite ax in hand. Dipper took a note to give her a chance to get a better weapon. As well as how to outfit their 'team'.
Sadly, Dipper had to play a proper villainous role, which meant not holding back to the point that she had a chance. Only the one wearing the tunic, and wielding the sword, could beat him.
Dipper waved his hand, as Wendy was slammed backwards into Robbie, knocking the boy over.
Wendy was able to stand back up immediately. Dipper was honestly doing his best to fight her, but he couldn't get his hidden chuckles under control after Robbie's failure.
Wendy rushed in again, going for a swing at his right side, seeing as he repeatedly used his left hand to fight.
Robbie finally got back up, grabbed the sword, and rushed to help Wendy.
Dipper was about to wave his hand again, but as Robbie rushed in, the tunic did it's job and protected them from just waving them away.
Meaning that Dipper had to stop stabbing himself with his thumb, to grab Wendy's ax.
This had the unfortunate side effect of weakening Dipper's resolve to not laugh over everything.
Robbie was slowed down when Dipper laughed at them, before he slammed Robbie with Wendy when the girl refused to give up her ax. Dipper still laughed as he tossed Wendy into the air, before planting a side kick into her ribs.
Wendy did not enjoy the feeling. Robbie was still somehow able to stand, before he rushed over to defend his friends as Dipper took a step towards them.
Robbie was doing his best to stand up to Dipper, but the young man was just not hero material. Robbie faltered when Wendy stood tall, Wendy would have given him a good fight, even with the limitations on her without the full form of the sword. Dipper floated up as he raised his hand, creating an orb of black fire.
As Dipper sent his attack at the group, mostly aiming to knock the kids around and give them a good scare, a solid wall that had a familiar blue glow, floated in front and took the hit.
Gideon, the boy walked to the front of the crowd. Too bad the Kid's entrance was ruined by that stupid pioneer day outfit.
"Don't worry my peach dumpling, in place of these false heroes, I shall stand and fight for you."
Oh yeah, Mabel didn't go on any dates with the boy, she had instead asked the boy for help with what was wrong with him, because he was a 'psychic'.
Everything was just going downhill this run, wasn't it? At least he wasn't the only one angry over this, Wendy was also getting frustrated over having to support Robbie in this fight.
Him laughing at them didn't quite help either.
Dipper raised his right hand, the back facing them as a yellow triangle glowed upon it, causing something similar to glow on Robbie's right hand.
Dipper smirked. "So you do hold it, this may just be the easiest era to obtain the full Tri-force. I will just rip it from your soul and be done."
Gideon raised his right hand, his left gripping his bolo-tie. Dipper laughed as he just threw his hand off to the side, the blue glow blasting off him.
"Your weak amulet has no true power, when compared to any portion of the Tri-force, go back to playing with your little dolls."
Gideon glared as he actually stepped back, if the man knew about his amulet, it would most likely have little to no effect, directly.
Dipper smirked as he just sunk into the shadows below him, causing everyone to see that there was a blue glowing truck heading right for them.
Gideon had to break a sweat as he tried to stop the truck. That flopped down, something inside it breaking, and probably no longer working when it slammed down.
Dipper's laughter could be heard as he floated above them. "You do realize that your amulet, as well as your eyes glow blue when you use it, right? There is nothing that can stop me, the Tri-force fragment that dwells within you may protect you from a good deal of my power, but you are no hero of the realm. So give it to me, and I may spare your souls."
Gideon closed his eyes, the people there all doing their best to think of a plan, Wendy realized that Robbie was not ready to fight against this guy. They needed to fall back, they needed to train up Robbie, and suit the boy up for battle, and maybe find something that will give them a clue on what to do.
Gideon screamed as he raised his hand, which launched the truck at Dipper. Before he could bat it away, it exploded.
As the cloud cleared, the hero team was gone. No where to be found. Gideon had gotten them out of there.
Guess he had to add the boy to his threat list.
With said heroes, who were now being flown, as Gideon pushed himself to get them all out of there.
Gideon gasped as he dropped everyone, breathing harshly, and doing his best to calm down.
Robbie sat up, a tear in his eye, he scooted over to a tree and hugged his knees. He had never felt lower.
Everyone that could, looked over at him, the golden triangle on his hand was still there, proving that he indeed was the hero.
Robbie sighed. "I am a failure at this hero gig."
Lee and Nate were the first to jump to try and cheer the boy up. "Not at all." "Maybe a little." "Your just new."
Wendy groaned, catching everyone's attention. "Dipper is being possessed by an ancient evil, if that prophecy shtick we read when you got that sword and tunic is anything to go by. But you are just you, you need to learn how to use that thing if we want a chance at saving him. That triangle on your hand is what protects you from just being shrugged off by him. And that sword is supposed to banish the evil from this realm. You're not the hero, you just got the potential inside you.
You just have to believe that you can save Dipper, that you can save our town, that you can save the world before that madman gets what he wants. We believe in you after all."
Robbie took the chance to look at everyone there, Nate and Lee gave him big smiles and two excited thumbs up. Tambry was recording Wendy giving her pep talk, but she did smile at him and nod. Thompson was trying his best not to cry.
Mabel was still checking on Gideon, but even she turned a pleading look to him, along with Stan.
Gideon was still a bit out of it as he rested from pulling their asses out of the fire.
Robbie looked to Wendy, who got up and held her hand out to him as she smiled. "Well, do you believe in you?"
Robbie smiled as he took her hand. "Well, I better learn to grip this thing better than."
=-=-=-=-=-=Northwest Manor=-=-=-=-=
Dipper could be seen laughing his ass off, slamming his head into the wall of what used to be the master bedroom. Pacifica was off to the side, still dressed in her pioneer dress, there now being another Tri-force piece glowing on her right hand.
Robbie had claimed the sword, the loser that was no fun, the loser that was so pathetic, he had to pick a fight with a twelve-year-old because he thought his girlfriend would leave him for them.
He almost felt like handing the win over to them for that alone, Wendy had to take that loser and turn him into a hero in order to win otherwise.
Dipper finally calmed down from the hysterics. He had left Priscilla out there, no need for him to worry about her, though she did head off towards the mystery shack.
The woman obviously wanted to step up and help her daughter.
Dipper did notice that a couple times actually.
When the chips were down, the woman did care for Pacifica, her only child. The only child she could have.
Maybe letting them have an extra set of hands would help them. But in the end.
Robbie had to beat him. The guy that couldn't even bring himself to attack a twelve-year-old that was just gonna let him.
After his thoughts returned to how Robbie became the chosen one again, he started another chuckle fit.
Dipper took a calming breath once more. Time to offer Pacifica a chance to be his dark queen.
As Dipper released Pacifica from the crystal, she immediately panicked. Though the colors had changed, she still recognized her parent's room. Which reminded her that her father was dead.
Which caused her to stare at the man before her in fear. "What do you want from me?"
Dipper grabbed her hand, pulling it up so she could see her new glow. "What is that?"
Dipper chuckled. "That is a fragment, one of three, of an artifact known as the Tri-Force. There are three people within this town that holds them. You possess the Tri-force of wisdom, I hold the one of power, while the third is held by the hero of the realm. I don't believe his little party mentioned his name, but he was poorly trained. I will have his piece in no time."
Pacifica looked between her hand and him. "What does this mean for me?"
Dipper smiled. "One who claims all three, and places their hand upon it, shall be granted a single wish. I plan to claim the one from the hero, and then I will take yours, craft the Tri-force, and have my wish granted."
Pacifica just stared. "What does that mean for me?"
Dipper smiled. "Removing the shard from you is not painful, nor will it bring about your end. I could allow you to rule with me when I bring about my ultimate desires. I could allow you to sit beside me as my queen, or I could just as easily seal you back into a suspended state and claim your shard when it is convenient for me."
Pacifica looked intrigued. "Queen?"
Dipper laughed. "You are the reincarnation of the princess of time, the Tri-force within your hand is proof of this. You could be the queen, while I, the Dark King, will turn this world into my own personal realm."
Pacifica looked slightly confused. Dipper sighed. "I am gonna wish to rule everything, for all eternity."
Pacifica nodded, as she shifted her attention to her hand and him. "So, if I side with you, I become empress of the entire world?"
Dipper smiled widely as he nodded.
"Well, I guess we better get to knowing each other, because I would have to be stupid to turn that deal down."
Dipper just chuckled, keeping his eye on the girl as she looked out the window, barely seeing her face turn sad in the barely visible reflection.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=End=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Alright, I feel like I want to end this one here, I swear the Mario one was only longer because I spent so much time describing Dipper and Mabel's looks.
The teen gang looks basically the same, just older, Gideon is still short and pudgy, but as I said, the boy didn't get the chance to ask Mabel out, because she had an epiphany to ask Gideon for help, which he chose to help so he could look good in her eyes.
He wanted Mabel to like him, and he figured he would have the answer in his journal.
Until Robbie found the sword, and pulled it out, revealing the tunic and prophecy. Upon pulling the sword, it injected the Tri-force shard into him. Only he can wield the sword, it shocks anyone else upon trying to grab it.
I hope this was enjoyable.