Timmy was in his room, as any kid was. Indeed he was a kid, one that everyone understood. At only 12 years old, Timmy Turner had managed to build a media empire the likes of none seen before, and had become a famous celebrity in the eyes of the public. Nobody knew how he did it, except of course Timmy himself, as he used the power of his Fairy God Parents! However, since Timmy didn't do any meaningful work to become such a handsome and illustrious tycoon, he spent almost every hour of every day sitting around and playing video games like the lazy dreg on society he truly was.
Suddenly, Wanda burst through the dingy closet Timmy now stored her in, probably to nag him like she always did.
"Timmy, its been 3 months since you've made that wish and so far you've done absolutely nothing! I mean, at the very least you could spend some of your immense fortune solving world hunger or combating climate change!" Wanda said in her usual nagging tone.
But Timmy was in no mood for any of her back sass. Timmy was the one giving orders in this relationship, for all he cared, Wanda was no better than a slave to him. For her to talk back to him was disrespect in the highest degree.
"You should watch your mouth before you say something you might regret." Timmy said, standing up as he approached his supposed slave.
Timmy grabbed Wanda hard by the wrists as she tried to violently pull away. However, Timmy's grip was too strong for Wanda to resist.
"You think you can tell me what to do? I'm your Godchild, I'm the one giving orders around here! Let me remind you whose in charge around here!" Said Timmy, striking Wanda across the face.
Wanda simply cried, attempting to get away before begging him to stop.
"Go ahead, try to fight back. Hurt your Godchild! Or is that against 'Da Rulez'?" Timmy said with a sadistic grin on his face.
"Timmy, I would advise against continuing your endeavour. Your anger isn't worth the pathetic wretch you see before you." said an ethereal voice from beyond space and time.
Timmy suddenly stood to attention at the divine voice that filled his mind. Wanda scampered off like a frightened animal back to the closet where she frequently hid, the only place with a shred of what one would call "safety".
"You should save your masculine energy for the females you wish to use, not just the ones who disrespect you." guided the gentle voice from across the 5th dimension.
"Of course! Now that I am a true alpha male, I can benefit from the hypergamous society we live in, no longer needing to live like a pathetic black-pilled beta cuck!" celebrated Timmy.
"Which female do you wish to see first?" further inquired this mysterious stranger from beyond.
"Trixie Tang of course. She's the most popular girl in my 5th grade class, so as my first conquest I shall make an example of my dominance to all the other females in the school." Timmy said, beginning to shed his clothing in anticipation for this long awaited moment.
However, just before his wish was to be granted, there was a disruption at the door.
"Hmm, who ever could that be?" Timmy inquired at the hearing of the knocks.
"It's probably your parents considering they're the only other people who live here." Chimed in Wanda from inside the closet. However, such a retort drew ire from the child billionaire, giving Wanda a deadly stare.
Wanda, utterly terrified upon remembering the last time she upset Timmy, quickly retracted her disrespectful statement.
"I'm sorry... master..." Wanda said reluctantly.
Seeing such submission in his slave couldn't help but bring a smile upon Timmy's face. Finally it seemed like Wanda knew her place.
"Good girl." Timmy said with a smug grin on his face before he turned his attention once more to the peasants who were clamouring at his door.
"Come in, its not like I was doing anything anyways." Timmy said while rolling his eyes, although it's not like anyone could see him do so.
Timmy was surprised to find his parents come through the doorway. He wondered what his parents could possible want from him after neglecting him his entire life, seemingly because they saw nothing of value from him.
"Mother, Father... What is it this time?" Timmy said showing disinterest.
His parents looked dirty and mangy, as if they had turned feral. They were so thin and malnourished that you could clearly see an outline of their ribs, and they were caked in a thick layer of dirt.
"Timmy please, you gotta lend us some food or a little water... just a drop! We can't last much longer and the meatier animals are starting to hibernate for the winter. You must help us!" Timmy's Mother said desperately, as if she only had the will to survive keeping her lucid at the moment.
"You want me to lend you 'food'? And what exactly have you lent me in return? Certainly not 'love', which was the only thing I ever really needed!" Timmy lashed out at his parents
"We know we were never there for you, Timmy, we're sorry! But we can change! We'll give you as much love as you can handle, as long as you let us spend a night or two indoors, I mean, this is technically our house anyways." Timmy's Father pleaded with the indignant child.
"Was your house, you mean. I did buy this place fair and square from you guys. Plus, I let you stay in that shed in the backyard, isn't that 'giving back' enough?" Timmy snorted at the two before him.
"Fine! If you're going to treat us like this, than you deserve to know the truth." His mother said, her eyes growing dark.
"The... truth?" Timmy said, caught off guard.
"Timmy, you're not our real child. In fact, you're an orphan. We adopted you in a desperate attempt to save our marriage, but the truth is that we never really loved you." said Timmy's Mother.
Such a shocking revelation brought Timmy to his knees, as he reconsidered his entire existence.
"So the only reason I was your kid in the first place was to bring you together, and I even failed in doing that?!" Timmy choked out.
"Not exactly. Although we never loved you, you indeed brought us together. Our mutual disdain towards your annoying and pathetic demeanour was the glue that sealed our relationship. Now that we finally shared something in common, our relationship was allowed to bloom. You were never meant to be loved. After all, who could love you? You were only meant to serve one purpose, but at least you served it well." Timmy's Father said, his malice shining through his glassy eyes.
"Damn you! I'll kill you both!" Said Timmy, lunging forward violently at the two.
However, neither flinched, nor did they even react in the slightest. As they slumped to the ground, it became self evident that Timmy's parents were no more. Perhaps they finally succumbed to starvation and thirst, or perhaps they finally allowed themselves to die after tearing down the child they hated one last time. Either way, Timmy was finally all alone, nothing but an incredibly sexy orphan.
"Why? Why did you do this to me? I never wanted all this incredible fame, nor this unfathomable fortune, I only used it as an escape to cope with the fact I've never had the one thing I truly desire... the love of a parent." Timmy wept "Is that too much to ask?"
"Perhaps not..." said a ghostly voice that echoed around Timmy.
"Huh? Is that..." Timmy said, as the voice he heard increasingly came closer and closer.
Before too long, a figure began materializing before him. His striking features, his luscious green hair, his sexy voice. There was only one person who possessed all of these traits. It was the one and only Cosmo, Timmy's personal idol and role model.
"C-cosmo! You've come back!" Timmy exclaimed.
"I never left you, even after going to the 5th dimension to save all of reality, I always acted as your guiding voice." Cosmo said.
"So those voices, they were-" Timmy began
"Me? Yes, I helped you because I couldn't stand seeing you so lost and alone, you were almost like the child I never had..." Cosmo lamented.
"You really saw me as your child?" Timmy said
"Yes, but I never had the strength to tell you, because I was scared that it would ruin the friendship that we both cherished since childhood." Cosmo blushed.
"Well... you can still be my friend and my father, can't you?" Timmy said, returning the blush that Cosmo gave him.
"You don't understand, a Fairy can't adopt a human child! And in order for a human to turn into a Fairy we'd have to... Ah, its too embarrassing even to think about!" Cosmo said, covering his face to hide his profuse blushing.
But Timmy just put his arms around Cosmo, gently removing the hands that covered his face. Timmy met Cosmo's embarrassed face with a gentle and warm smile that let him know that everything was going to be OK.
"Do whatever it takes to make me yours... Father." Timmy said.
Both Timmy and Cosmo closed their eyes, and Timmy let the warm feeling wash all over his body as he ascended beyond his human form...
THE END